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Thursday, May 30th 2013
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TED, Television X & Ms Turnah

Well Since I last blogged i've been busy finishing decorating/putting finishing touches to my bedroom. Yes i know it seems like its been months and well, yes it has, but bar 1 final picture, its actually finished. Now the picture I need to find is this one here: http://bit.ly/119NhJa Now i'm looking for a print and it has to be at least 80cm tall and over 100cm in width. The only ones I can find are tiny. So if anyone know where I can purchase one, please leave me a message.

On the porn front, I've been very quiet recently. Ive been saving myself for the for the forthcoming monthly trip back to Budapest. I managed to film 1 scene with a lovely MILF called Rachel who was an old school friend and decided she wanted to have some fun in front of the camera for once (her and her partner are swingers). She's a very sexy red head and in her pink, wool skirt suit and stockings she looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Ha! Well i've made some girls cum during my time in porn, but she squirted all over my hands and sofa (luckily its leather). So that was a first for me and very exciting! Watch out for that coming on my site soon.

I've also been filming some links for Television X free view/free-to-air section on your telly boxes. My lovely make up artist and dresser had decided on a Dita Von Teese theme for me and I was thrilled with this. All stockings, retro underwear, red lips and sexy hair. These are some photos from the shoot. I love doing these links, they're always fun and i enjoy reading from the auto cue, it makes me feel like a naughty newsreader!

I am currently on my 2nd tour into London this month and although its half term, its going well. I had a break this afternoon, so thought id blog. Im not back in London again until Mid-July and after that it won't be until September, so make sure you book me while i am available. Don't forget, i can always travel around the London, Surrey, Sussex and Middlesex areas with prior notice.

Last week, Paige Turnah, me & TED (he's mine) went on a journey to Marrakech in Morocco. Jimbo was left at home alone to get up to boys mischief, while us 3 went on an adventure! Our hotel was all inclusive and although the accommodation was basic, the food was great. Im no a grazer, I'm a get stuck in to the salad and meat section and there was a good selection of foo. The days always started off cloudy, so we went off exploring in the mornings and lounged by the pool in the afternoon. We explored the main square in the afternoon and evening which is totally amazing. Monkeys, snake charmers, thousands of stalls, musicians and the smells from the make shift kitchens were fantastic. We went on a camel caravan trip, 4x4 trip into the Atlas mountains where we had tea at a traditional Berber house, bought a 'pet rock' - Paige has 1 half, I have the other and saw some stunning scenery. I loved seeing how the Moroccan people live, wasn't so mad on the taxi drivers hassling us - but at least I know that the Fiat Uno is still well being used over there! I enjoyed the call to prayer - so hypnotic and the 6 course meal in a traditional Riad, with belly dancers, musicians and a weird cinnamon chicken pie, was just unforgettable. The highlight of my trip was probably the Hammam. We decided to go to one used by locals rather than a spa. Lets just that 2 porn girls be scrubbed down in a hot room by too older naked Moroccan ladies armed with a loofa mitt, soap, huge buckets of water was always going to be fun. Note to self: Do not laugh at Paige being scrubbed down with loofa mitt and leave mouth open while Moroccan lady chucks a bucket of water unsuspectingly in your face. I would recommend Marrakech to everyone. If you respect their traditions, cover up, love mint tea and a good haggle, you'll have an amazing time.

Next year we will be going to Mexico. Paige, I promise there will be more sunshine and better accommodation although I cannot promise TED will behave himself. How he managed to get his rusty sheriffs badge ripped is beyond me!

Next stop Budapest with Jimbo. 1 whole month of shagging (all for your benefit of course)! ;)

While I was walking near my house recently, I came across these ducks. I had to be a little bit scared as it reminded of this video i've seen: http://bit.ly/135CC5g How on earth the director came up with this idea is anyones guess. It is actually something so crazy that JimSlip would have come up with this.

Shukran!


Sunday, March 10th 2013
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Hardcore til I die!
Well seeing as JimSlip and I are away filming in Budapest for 1 month, i wanted to keep you update with some of the babes we've been filming. We've had some lovely teens who flit around the set, a 19 year old with huge juggs and a sex crazed MILF who i had to stop fucking Jim as she was in danger of shagging his dick off! These Hungarian girls are definitely nymphomaniacs and I'm not complaining.

Jim had the opportunity to film me for my site during some down time so we decided to go onto webcam and film me while i was being directed by the viewers. This was good fun and a bit chaotic which I like, as lots of the cammers wanted to direct me all at the same time. Jim and I had a scene for another producer to do last week and this was an anal scene. We've never done a full anal scene together, only a 3 guy anal scene - which was a long time ago - and I wanted to practice, so Jim more than happily volunteered when I asked if he would help me in my predicament. We don't use a cameraman when we are fucking each other as we like to keep it realer than real, so we put both the stills and video camera on the tripod and take photos using the remote control. This works really well, especially for the stills and if you've seen any of the 3some photos on my website you'll see the mayhem and weird positions we get into.

I have had the opportunity to webcam whilst i've been in Hungary this time and after the first days teething problems, its been going swimmingly well. For those who caught me, i hope you had fun.

On the film and music front, we went to see Hansel & Gretel 3D and I fully agree with JimSlips summation of the film 'bag o' shite'. It really is that terrible and I am not wasting more words on such a pointless, 'doesn't make you even think about it 10 minutes after you've left the cinema' type of film. At least Battleship (being for me, a boys type of film) still made me think and argue with JimSlip about how strong an anchor a battleship would have to have for it to do an naval version of an handbrake turn (yes its that type of movie)!

On the music front i've been waiting for Clubland Hardcore X-treme 9 to come out after the release date was put back from the beginning of the year. And finally March 18th is the date. Cant wait to see what Breeze, Styles, Gammer and Hixxy are going to come up with this time. If the gossip about the intro song being Darren Styles Concrete Angel is true then the album should be epic. In the meantime, I've been listening to the Mark Breeze iTunes podcasts from the Rough Tempo sets he's done. If you're an old school raver like me, but not one of those anti-dubstep/music moving forward type of people then have a listen. Note: Best listened to at full volume on the headphones, you dancing wildly and singing loudly whilst your other half is asleep in bed - you'll get a great reaction to this! ;)

So like both my life and my music, I'm hardcore til I die!
Monday, February 11th 2013
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Sun, Sea, Sand and Snow
Well a Happy New Year to you all. I know its February but its better late than never! Jim and I had a wonderful month away in Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam. In brief:

Singapore: hot, humid & wet with not much to do apart from get rid of the jet lag. Its full of shopping malls, but its so expensive to do anything (a beer worked out as £9!) that we didn't do much

Bangkok: Amazing as always. Fast, fun and lots of great places to visit and eat. I loved the new shopping place we found: Terminal 21. Its set up like an airport and each level relates to a different city. We found a brilliant food mall to eat in there, where you load a card up with about £2 and then you choose your food from about 20 different places and they take the money off as you go, We had 2 main courses, fresh fruit smoothies and ice cream for £2 each! Theres lots of bargains to be had in the clothing section too as each stall is run by an individual designer. Jimbo bought me a Mr Bean bear. He'll be travelling with us everywhere we go now, so look for him popping up in the photos. I manage to visit the Temple of the Golden Buddha. Its a 5 tonne Buddha made of gold that was hidden inside a plaster cast Buddha during the war. It was hidden for a long time and was only found when transporting it to its current location. It was dropped and they found the original Buddha hidden inside! A genius idea though.

Patong: Like San Antonio is to Ibiza, Patong is to Phuket. Lots of people on the beach in rows of sun beds and rammed in the bars in the evening. I wouldn't choose to visit there again but Im glad we sampled it. We spent Christmas day here and had Lobsters which were huge from a really nice canteen type restaurant. We also went to the cinema to see a film called 'The Impossible' about the boxing day tsunami. We had to stand up for the Thai National Anthem which I think should happen in the UK still. The film was very good and showed the impact of such a force on a population that is still not that industrialised. Made even more poignant because the tsunami hit Patong very badly. They used mainly elephants to clear the huge amounts of rubble left. But for such a poor community (they rely on tourism to survive) they have got the town back up on its feet and running again. Of course in Thailand its obligatory to have a massage at least once a day and being so cheap, I of course kept up this tradition. ;)

Vietnam (Danang): Ive wanted to see some of Vietnam for a long time. The ladies who do my nails are all from there and it sounded like how Thailand used to be 10-12 years ago. We were staying in a 5star resort on China beach, which the Americans used as a main base during the war. Its incredibly beautiful and the rooms were lovely. We were facing the sea and it was lovely listening to it as we fell asleep each night. We ventured into Danang but its a weird town in that theres no real centre to it. Its quite sprawling and it was 'interesting' trying the cuisine. Its still very third world but we gave a restaurant a try one night after we couldn't find the one we wanted via trip advisor. It was only £5 for a whole meal for both of us! However it had some surprises on the menu which i thought were funny. I wouldn't visit Danang again but I would love to go somewhere far off the beaten track up on the Ho Chi Minh trail. We left early as the weather was overcast and the hotel extortionately expensive compared to the food outside the hotel. We headed back to Bangkok where it was 35degrees via Ho Chi Minh city. We spent the day there, heading into ton via the bus. Now the traffic in Thailand makes me laugh but Vietnam is in a league of its own. Car and bus horns going all the time, people in motorbike accidents standing up and helping direct the traffic, roundabout/crossings ignored and people driving along the pavements on scooters. So if you go, you have been forewarned.

So we returned to the UK via the amazing Singapore airport. I wish the UK airports could be like tho one. Free wifi, outdoor smoking areas/gardens, free cinema, free wii, computes/games room, gym. The list is endless and its just extremely well thought out. We travelled with Singapore airlines. Top deck on way out, bottom deck on way back. I have to say that overall, I would fly with Emirates next time. The airplanes are just, more, can't explain it, but better equipped and the seat s are more comfy too, which plays an important part in long haul flying.

So after our break we've returned to the UK with some new ideas for the sites this year. Ive already filmed 4 scenes which will be my site soon. Some hilarious acting and or course lots of my long legs, stockings, blow jobs and hardcore action. I am also now offering webcam. I don't have a schedule so if you are from overseas then you will have to keep checking my profile on here. I am usually on (when I'm not filming or touring) between 1&5pm. So come say hi and check me out. You can direct me live from your living room (or desk for the more adventurous)!

At the moment I'm on tour in London. Im not working Valentines Day as i'll be spending the day with JimSlip at the National Gallery. When we went to Vienna we had a great time at the galleries there. We want some art for our bedroom. No we're not nicking it, we'll just be buying some posters. But hopefully this will finish the look of my bedroom…and then onto the kitchen. The trouble with renovation/DIY is that the list is endless, especially in an old house. Lets just say i am now a expert in using a jigsaw, hammer and drill. And thats just for domination purposes looooool! Only joking.

So we are off to Budapest soon for a month of filming. Its going to be freezing but it won't be that bad as we've had snow in Surrey already this year. Jimbo and I got the sled out and went to Box Hill to go whizzing down. It was such good fun, although its seriously hard work trudging up the hill afterwards though. Jim and I went down together and we were going so fast that we overtook 2 snowboarders. Weeeeeeeee!

Ive recently bought a new load of dildos to use on my webcam shows and also when i appear on Shebang tv. This year I've already appeared with Sapphire Blue & then Dani Amour. Im next on Shebang on 21st March with Lexi Lou, the extremely tall and very pretty blonde babe on my site so come check us out. Its great to spend an evening on the pink bed playing with girls. I seriously love my job. I met up with Sapphire and also Paige Turnah and Holly Kiss for TranisaTV. We have to forcibly dress men up into women. This nurse/doctor theme was where we gave a guy breast implants and told him the operation was irreversible after he kept cheating on his wife. I love this photo and the scene was great fun to do. There'll hopefully be more scenes with this company coming this year.

So it looks like a good beginning to the year. I hope its going to be a good one for all of you too!
Tuesday, November 27th 2012
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Viennese Whirls to Peanuts in Hungary
Well my lovely people, its been a while. I have been so busy filming new babes and studs for mine and JimSlips sites that theres been hardly any time to eat or sleep, let along blog.

In September we went to Budapest for 1 month to film so many hotties it was unbelievable. As some of you may have seen on my site, we kicked off with Nesty. She was on my husband jimslips site a couple of years ago under the name Katrin. Don't ask me why she changed her name, but she did and Oh My God! She's even more of a babe now than she was then. So if you liked her back then, then you really do want to check her out dressed in a lovely blue 50s dress with seamed stockings on. She definitely likes girls, of that I can assure you! Other girls we have are 6ft stunning Lyen, cute Gina who (dressed in school uniform) pounces upon me, Mira who looks so pin up girl, its amazing. We also have some 3 comes with me and Jim as well. They were good fun to film. We put the camera on a tripod and we used the remote control to take the photos so we all had to 'freeze' during the fucking. I love it when we do things like that, its always so fun yet really erotic at the same time. Jim and I even filmed a scene together! I wore red latex and this will be the Christmas update so make sure you have a glimpse of that on Boxing Day.


So when we are in Budapest, we normally have busy days filming and then go to the cinema a lot with our pal Frank Thring. Well there wasn't diddly squat on at the cinema that was worth going to. To be fair, we got so knackered that even if we'd been sitting in front of a brass band, I would've fallen asleep. When I plan a schedule, I really plan a schedule! lol. However, Paige Turnah my best pal came over to work while we were there and I took her to the Peanut Bar. Its not called that, i call it that due to the free peanuts in huge bowls all over the place. Also you are allowed to write on any piece of paper you can find and pin it to the ceiling, walls, wherever! So Paige and I took the opportunity to plug our websites and announce that we'd eaten (the peanuts) and had a drink there. Have a look and see if you can find what we've written if you ever go there - I think its called the For Sale bar.


We did however manage to fit in a trip to Vienna. We went on an uber fast train that took us through some stunning scenery. Then of course we had to try the amazing cafes full of delicious cakes. The strudel that Jim had was huge. The cafes there are so lovely inside, you never want to leave. But we did, to go to Austrian equivalent of the National Gallery. It was an amazing place. The paintings are exquisite and the I really enjoyed the Egyptian rooms. In the evening we went to see the Vienna Residence Orchestra. Jim managed to bag us the best seats in the house, right at the front in the middle. I don't know how he managed this, but the evening was brilliant and all the musicians were excellent.

So the filming we did will take us up to April in updates for our websites, which means that Jim and I are lucky enough to be able to take a break and go on holiday over Christmas and New Year. This year we are going back to Thailand and then on to Vietnam. It is definitely a holiday, there will be no filming whatsoever. I can't wait to go back. As soon as you step out of the airport in Bangkok you are met with the colourful taxis, 30 minutes to the city and then a massage…..that is what Jim is looking forward to most of all. 1 month of daily massages. He's going to be a man of rubber by the end, he'll be so relaxed!


So, what else have you been up to i hear you ask. Well we have been renovating our bedroom. When i say renovating, i mean pulling the floorboards up and adding in more sound insulation. We did this ourselves, dressed up in clothes just short of a bio hazard suits. Those bloody little fibres get everywhere, i looked like i had chicken pox! Then we changed the radiator to a beautiful cast iron radiator which i sourced from a reclamation yard. We cleaned up the old cast iron fireplace and got a tiler to put in a surround with antique victorian green tiles. We added skirting and had the room plastered as well. So, when i mean renovation, i don't just mean a quick coat of paint. Of course we needed new furniture to go on the new carpet (which according to Jim is sumptuous. If I hear him say that 1 more time i'll scream). Now theres been a problem with the furniture in that different bits are being delivered on different days and therefore all my clothes are still in boxes in the front room. This is a nightmare as all my 'performing clothes' are scattered everywhere. I wouldn't be surprised if a suspender belt got found in the bread bin! But the end is near and all i need now is a new bed frame. A victorian metal one in cream will do me fine thank you. Can I find one with a low footed that i like, can i heck. I'm sure there's one out there somewhere, I just might have to go to the reclamation yards and scout around for one.

Anyway, as I write, I am in London. I have a spare hour and thought id fill you all in on my antics. Its been a pretty crappy 2 weeks of weather for lots of you across the UK. The floods are terrible and the damage it causes is awful. My thoughts are with those who they have affected.

Some of you may know that I have started work on SheBangTV. I did my first shift with the stunning Lucy Love who bought along her 'massager'. Well this was an amazing implement that took me to new heights (being at the top of a 5 story building, this wasn't hard to achieve, lol). I had a fantastic time playing with Lucy, trying to make her squirt, doing solo shows and generally having a good time and reading the filthy texts you sent in. If you want to catch me again, then I am on 8th December with Dani Amour from 9pm. So come check us out and send us a text or 2, we'd love to hear from you.


Its back to work for me now. I have 2 new sets of Myla underwear to put to good use this week. I love my luxury underwear and I know you love seeing me in it.

Tuesday, September 18th 2012
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Olympic Summer

Wow! Long time no bloggy. I find it most comfortable to blog on a plane journey as you all know. So I am winging my way to Budapest to film a whole load of filth for mine and Jimbos websites. So what have we been doing in the time since I blogged….shagging and DIY. Im a keen DIYer and yes i'm rather good at it. At the moment Jimbo and I are stuffing more soundproofing in between our joists. We live in an old Victorian property and the noise travels terribly. So we're saving others blushes so they can't hear the sounds of ecstasy from our place…and thats just me and Jimbo admiring our handiwork! We have 2 wonderful cast iron fire places in our pad and the bedroom is just begging to be released from its horrible timber clad surroundings. Whoever thought that this was a good idea should be strung up, its a crime against authentic Victoriana! Since our trip to Budapest has rudely interrupted all our work, we've been living out of our front room and kitchen as the rest of the place is taken up with my shoes and clothes. I caught Jim counting my boxes of shoes and doing a rough estimate of the amount of money they all cost. There was no complaints so I'm guessing he wildly underestimated the cost of Jimmy Choos and Louboutins! hahaha.

As you all can see, i've managed to get together some of the guys in the UK and film them for my website. This weeks update being bicycle boy (BB). There is a hilarious beginning to this scene if you haven't seen it, so check it out. Also you get a type of urgency using newbies to the industry that you just don't get using known studs, so check out some of BB's shagging moves and try them at home! For next weeks update i've brought back one of my old shagging partners who has the biggest appendage of all the guys on my website and this time for an anal extravaganza, hooray i hear you say. Jim has managed to film a couple of scenes in the UK too, with 2 girls (1 Swedish). Both blonde and both almost 6ft tall. The Swedish girl had us laughing so much as her accent is just so, well..SWEDISH!! She was telling us that all our preconceptions of Swedish people are true…..mine and Jimbos preconceptions are that everyone is blonde and everyone sings along to Abba!.

Talking of The Olympics, I was lucky enough to get myself a ticket to the beach volleyball mens and womens semi-finals. I used to be a middle hitter in 6 a-side volleyball team so i wasn't there just to perve! haha But i have to admit the womens teams were pretty fit. I really enjoyed the way the crowd is expected to chant along and encourage the teams whilst they're playing and that you don't have to remain silent during a point so it was a great atmosphere. I thought the Olympic Team GB and Paralympic GB were awe inspiring and totally amazing to watch. I loved the indoor cycling and was lucky enough to be near the road race cycling event, so Jim and I went along to Box Hill to cheer Wiggy on. I love the fact that we can still drive around now and see all the good luck messages painted on the road for Team GB and they haven't been removed and for the rest of the world to see our little town and just how leafy and green it is.


I've recently bought a lovely pink satin 1930s bullet bra, panties and suspender belt. Its not original but its from an old style pattern. I'll be using it in one of my scenes over in Budapest so watch out for that. Of course I've packed a whole load of fully fashioned nylon stockings in black, tan, blue and pink. Ive also got a couple of new dresses to wear. I'm quite excited to go to Budapest for a whole month. It's far from R&R though. We do far more filming over there as there are far more girls and more girls of a standard that Jimslip has become synonymous with.

I would just like to remind those that watch porn (yeah I know you're out there) that Jim and I wouldn't be keeping making content for you to watch without real members paying to see our content. I never class a person who goes to a torrent site or stream my content for free, as a real fan. I am particularly vocal about this on my twitter feed. I can't believe they actually tell me they download material for free. Without members there would be no new content for you to see. So for any so called 'free download fans' reading this, please dont call yourself a fan, you are a freebie hunter. The paying members ive met have all been lovely people and I thank you for your support. We make unique content that we feel our members like to see for both of our websites and we enjoy doing it. We make the effort to have the girls wear nice clothes, create an individual story for each girl, yes a story!! Not just a fuck scene with no build up. This takes time and effort and is never decided until we meet the girl. We talk to the girl and find out about her and maybe 1 thing will trigger and idea for JIm. We're not like other producers in that we mould the girl into the role thats been written already, which can end up with staid, boring results.

I've been filming for trains TV. This time I worked with Holly Kiss and we had a hoot. I wore some of my lovely frilly dresses that I know you all like. I also filmed some solo scenes where the camera is supposed to be a viewer. However, dramarama! I had to wear gloves in each of the scenes as i'd broken one of my false nails off. Just my innocently going to close my window i hit the handily at the wrong angle and it must've hit a weak point because bam, I had half a nail bed left. Im not normally squeamish but the pain I felt was awful, i was almost sick. I now believe that pulling out finger nails could have been used as a from of torture. Even the nurse (i was fortunately going to the doctor anyway that day) was like, thats just disgusting! lol

No doubt i'll be watching a lot of tv and cinema in Budapest as we go a lot while we're there as its so cheap. And yes for those that ask, they have the cinema in English or with subtitles. I'm looking forward to seeing the 3 Stooges as i think that'll be funny. We've cancelled our membership to LoveFilm in the UK and got to Netflix. What a hugely better site is Netflix? So much more content on there. I've already seen The Killing (original version), but Jimbo watched the first series again (all 20 episodes) in an epic 5 day marathon. It was brilliant watching it again, although Jimbo guessed who it was in show 2, i didn't let on. So we both moved on to watching 4400. I joined in at the end of Season 2, but i kinda got the jist of it. Amazing American series concentrating on a different character in each show. We've just got to show 1 of season 5 which i think is the last series. Now i think it turns all apocalyptic and dark and i'm looking forward to a lot of the characters drawing upon their powers to be put to bad use. I've bought along 2 box sets to Budapest, Columbo and The Golden girls. Columbo is just so brilliantly directed and edited and I love the granny Golden Girls razor sharp wit! She reminds me of Jimbos mother…don't tell him that!! ;)

So its time for me to shut my Mac up as my Rosie-Huntington Whitely wallpaper isn't going down well with the woman next to me…Rosies wearing a nice bra, panty and stocking set whats so bad about that that? I mean….all the colours coordinate! hahaha



Wednesday, July 4th 2012
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Clowns, Peeing & The Polo
Finding time to write blogs is extremely difficult, there's always 100 other things that get in the way of writing them. Since I last wrote, Jimbo has been busy archiving all his jimslip scenes as they'll be stashed away in a vault somewhere. It's a long drawn out process and Jim keeps running into where I'm working and going, do you remember this girl? Whats her name again? There have been so many girls that my husband has had the pleasure of it's actually quite unbelievable and now that my website has launched, i'll be getting my own share of cock and pussy on the way.

Recently I've had unite a few funny escapades that are updates on my website. Firstly we had 'the clown'. Now he has been a member of my website since last year and he's been badgering me week in and week out that he wanted to appear on camera with me. He shows me a picture of his cock and well, he was booked in straight away! He said he wasn't allowed to show his face due to his job and thats not a problem, i'm fairly easy going when it comes to protecting ones identity….if you've got a big cock!! haha So I wasn't expecting him to turn up dressed as a clown and that he didn't ant to speak in case his voice was recognised as well!!! WTF! I just went along with it, its a hilarious idea of me getting ravaged by a clown that can only speak with his horn! lol Mak sure you go and have a peak if you haven't already done so at larasplayground.

Then I had a long overdue scene with Paige to film. She's my best pal in the industry and we have a hoot when we're not filming. We both love posh shoes (Jimmy Choos & Louboutins) and expensive handbags too. So when she came along, we went for full on retro, seamed stockinged, aline dressed, high heeled, 8 strapped garter belted fun! Yes we even used the old cine camera that Jim and I have on our shelves as a prop. So if you love really long (Paige and I are both nearly 6ft tall) legs clad in seamed stockings then you must check that update out.

Over the next 2 weeks I've got a lot of filming to do for my website. Jim is very far ahead with his updates but I like checking who's hot right now in the porn industry and filming with them. So if you have any suggestions of who i should film with then please let me know.

Over the last month I've done a couple of solo shoots of stills and video involving dildos and cream (see the photo) and also i did a peeing shoot out and about in the Surrey hills. I did actually drink too much water (about 4.5 litres in 2 hours) and flooded my body out of its salts and sugars. I was dizzy, couldn't speak coherently, couldn't concentrate and was extremely tired. When i got home Doctor Jimbo sorted me out and tucked me up in bed. All is ok though, it was my own fault and i have another shoot booked in with Paige. Duo peeing, will be wither fun or extremely frustrating as we can't pee at the same time!!

Great news is that I have tickets for the womens and mens beach volleyball semi-finals!!! Yay! I'm not just a perve, I actually used to play and be a middle hitter in the indoor games. Now I just don't have time to play with any other balls apart from the ones between mens legs!

I'm currently on tour and am having an hour off before I have my last client of the day. It was Jimbos birthday yesterday and I treated him by taking him to see Warhorse (the play). We've already seen the film, but our pals have all said the play is amazing….and it is. It was fantastic. I was in wonderment at the horses and how they moved and the actual weight of them, especially when they had riders on the back of them. For those of you who have no idea that i'm talking about please google it.

Well it's raining in London. Lets be honest, when isn't it this year? I personally love the rain and even have an iPod track to listen to when i go to sleep!! haha maybe its me keeping the rain here. Lets hope it shoos away before i have to sit and watch the beach volleyball game in August.

Oooh i forgot to mention that Paige and I have been (thanks to a kind client) to the polo and The Queen was their! We took some photos, shouted tally ho a lot! and then went and stood on the divots. It was fun if cold day and we got to see lots of stallions - as well as the horses!! :D


Have fun!

xx

Sunday, May 27th 2012
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Great Films & Filming Great Scenes
Well everybody its been ages since i've blogged and so much has happened. As you know from previous blogs, JimSlip & I filmed our Pick N Mix series for Television X and it is now airing. We have had amazing feedback on this as well as the 'about bleedin' time you were on screen together' comments'! I am flying back from Budapest, just over Bratislava as the screen above my head shows us. We've had an amazingly productive 3 weeks in Budapest. In fact we've managed to shag our way through half the agencies girls for both of our websites. So look out for some spectacularly beautiful and sexy girls appearing with me and Jimbo over the next 4 months. I got my hands on some lovely guys and girls. One of the scenes was with one of my actual website members who knew I filmed in Hungary a lot and wanted to appear with me. I allowed him to appear in disguise and thanks to my wonderful make-up artist who thought that just a wig and nose wouldn't be enough to make him unrecognisable with his job, turned him into a half-recognisable to totally unrecognisable CLOWN! Take a look at a few of the snaps below. If you don't like clowns, well……..tough! It's my site and I decide who gets to come and play.

Before Hungary in Mid April I treated Jimbo to a holiday in 5star all-inclusive hotel in Belek, Turkey. I'd been there before last year to the wedding if you remember and my reasoning was that if the weather wasn't amazing, then we could go to the indoor spa and also the restaurants/snacks run 24 hours a day. In other words, we could stuff our faces!! The hotel was almost empty for the first 2 days which was great, as the service from ALL, yes ALL the staff was fantastic and they were friendlier than I remembered (if thats even possible). The food was still exceptional and the best thing - when you're taking sole responsibility for deciding someone else's holiday location - is that Jimbo loved it. So much so, he's already said that he'd love to return next year. Err, does this mean i'm paying????? lol Anyway, a week after we'd returned from turkey we've booked our Christmas get away (Christmas is far too commercial in the UK and New Year is always a let down) so we're off to Thailand via Singapore and on the A380 again, yessssss! I love that plane so much, that if i could convert one into an apartment to live in, I would. Well especially if I had some of the Emirates air stewardesses helping me around the place. They are gorgeous. So if anyone has any tips on where to stay in Thailand (we've done Bangkok & Koh Tao) and defiantly any suggestions of where to stay and what to see on a 4 day stop over in Singapore would be most welcomed.

I've actually just been reading an interesting article on why aircraft have to have an ashtray in the toilet. They aren't allowed to fly without one being installed!


Hopefully it's stopped raining in the UK now. I've heard its sunny and 23 degrees in fact. Seeing as we left at he beginning of May and it has rained in the UK nearly every day we have been away (the reason we wanted to get away in the first place was due to the atrocious weather in April) and yet there is still a hosepipe ban!!!

While i've been away i've watched the first series of Prison Break. Yes I know it was first aired years ago, but I'm slow to realise how good it was. It was great right up to the break out and then it went a bit tits up I think. I'm just into show 5 of the second series and although Holly Valances accent has been a horrific experience (is she supposed to be Hispanic?? No, she's supposed to be Czech) it's really quite good fun. My favourite actors are the Italian Abruzzi and T-Bag. I think they make the series and far outshine the main characters but others will disagree and each to their own.

While we've been away i've been a bit of cinema buff. We've seen: Marigold Hotel, Battleship, The Avengers and The Lady in Black. I absolutely loved Marigold Hotel for its super stellar cast and the fact that i'm totally besotted with Bill Nighy (sorry Jimbo). The story was cliched yes, but the acting was amazing. Battleship was such an unbelievable story (no not the alien bit). Who knew that you could handbrake turn a battleship on an anchor to broadside an alien craft. I'm surprised the aliens didn't run away at seeing that feat. The Lady in Black was so badly transferred into a film. So bad that it completely got the character played by Daniel Ratcliff wrong from the character in the book. So Jimbo, Frank Thring and I are off in July to see the play. It's often the case that people say the books are far better and in this case it's definitely true. Now I have left The Avengers until last as I am not a fan of comic books, their characters or comic book characters in films! Well apart from The Incredible Hulk and Wonder Woman when they used to be on the telly. Also i'm totally not a fan of Robert Downey Jr . However, I was gripped by this film. The effects are AMAZING, the story is funny and each character was given their fair share of screen time unlike in The Marigold Hotel where Judi Dench/ Maggi Smith/Bill Nighy had far more than anyone else. The funniest parts for me (for those who have seen it) are when Iron Man is jabbing Hulk with the pen saying 'come on get angry'; when the pilot is firing at Hulk and the pilot is asked on the status of the target (Hulk), he says Target is….Angry!!! Also when Hulk and Thor have just defeated the baddie and are both satisfied, then Thor looks at the Hulk and smiles and the Hulk elbow him off the screen as if to say, 'yeah but i'm still the toughest'. So I thoroughly recommend this film for many reasons really. I actually liked all the characters in the end including Mr. Downey and I can't wait for The Avengers 2.

I have to add here that 3 of us went to see another film about Edgar Alan Poe but i'm not sure what it was called. I just tagged along really. We didn't get very far into the film when the lights went up, the film was stopped and we had to evacuate due to a bomb scare!! We didn't bother going back the next night to watch for free so you could tell that the first 7 minutes hadn't really gripped us!

For every film except Marigold (which was full), we were only an audience of about 10 in a huge cinema which was great as I have a major problem with cinema audiences at the moment. If you're planning on taking NACHOS into the cinema you'd better sit far away from me. They stink, they're noisy and it's just damn rude to sit next to someone and be so inconsiderate. The last man who did that and sat next to me had the misfortune of me 'accidentally' nudging his elbow and the nachos all fell into his lap. Which of course I was really sorry for……NOT! It's not just me who shares this view by the way, in case you think i'm weird. Lets just say its better to try and sit next to me with nachos than JimSlip or Frank Thring! ;-)

Just to let you know that we met the art director for Die Hard 5 while we were in Budapest. So thats good news for you Die Hard fans out there. I didn't want to let on that i'd never seen 1,2,3,or 4 but i think i bluffed it pretty well! haha

Anyway, we're about to land and I need to find some photos to add to this blog to jazz it up a bit.


Fun For All and All For Fun!


Lara x




Tuesday, April 3rd 2012
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Motown Magic Dance Moves by a SHAFTA Double Winner
Well since the last time I wrote, I have won 2 awards!!! Woo hippo! Jimbo and I attended the Television X SHAFTA awards, with it being a shipwrecked chic theme, he wore a Bermuda shirt and I ignored the dress code and went glam. I wore a sexy red dress and my lovely high, black patent Loboutins. It was a great evening and we got to catch up with loads of people we don't normally see as we're all to busy working the rest of the year. We presented the first award of the evening and then surprisingly we were back up on stage receiving the Best Series award for Laras Anal Adventures. I was really surprised to receive this award as its the best award of the evening and there were so many good series in the category. While I was talking to Tanya Tate on her red couch where she interviews all the winners, I ears my name called again!! This time i'd won Best Anal Scene for Laras Anal Adventures. This episode featured Rebecca Moore and Kris Vicious who had kindly allowed me to squeeze his cock in my bum! The whole series was a lot of fun to film and Jimbo and I would like to thank everyone who helped us make it .

We've also been editing at the moment and yesterday we handed in Jim & Laras Pick N Mix to Te;evasion X. It should be being aired over the summer and i'll let you know when its coming to your screens. It was the first series Jim and I had both appeared in together and we enjoyed making it. It was far less stressful than we'd anticipated in that we both normally try and direct and it can lead to arguments. But I sat back and let Jimbo take charge and it was plain sailing.

Last week we went to the O2 to see the 4 Tops, Tavares, The Temptations and The Crystals. I surprised myself by knowing nearly all the lyrics to the songs! It must be because Jim plays the songs on the stereo at home. My favourite group was Tavares. The beat the Temptations who just played too many songs and people got bored and the 4 Tops just sang about 6 songs and the rest were medleys which was annoying. Tavares had fantastic stage presence and had me copying their snazzy dance moves afterwards on the tube home, much to everyones amusement.

It was also Jimbo and I's 11th wedding anniversary. I can't believe how quickly 11 years has flown by! I also can't believe the shenanigans we've got up to in that 11 years. Theres not many people out there who can say they live and work with their partners 24/7, film their partners shagging other men/women, film others, edit, book models for their partners to shag and still be happy after 11 years. Different strokes for different folks I suppose (no pun intended)!

In a couple of weeks time we're off on holiday to Turkey to the hotel where I was a bridesmaid for 1 of my pals last year. It might not be mega hot over there, but we'll definitely enjoy gorging on the amazing food. This is the hotel I said wasn't 5 star, it was 7 star. I thoroughly enjoyed myself last time and I cannot wait to go back again.

In May, I'll be back over to Budapest to film more babes for Jimslip and i'll also be filming more scenes for my website. I've been filming some over in the UK and if you check out this weeks update you'll see I accost a plumber who was packing his tools into his van and I persuade him to come and look at a blockage I have (thank Jim for me having to ay that line)!

I've also added a video to my personal escort page. This is me in my lingerie showing you how to put on fully fashioned nylon stockings. I'm wearing my black satin underwear, Louboutin heels and long black theatre gloves.

Have a great Easter.

x
Saturday, March 3rd 2012
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Leaping lizards!
Well its February 29th on a leap year. I wonder how many ladies have got down on one knee and proposed to an unsuspecting lover? All of my friends are traditionalists in quite a few aspects of their lives. From the man proposing, to the woman staying at home while he goes and forages (works) all day. They have a very romantic view of how their lives should be and I think how impossible it must be for any man to satisfy their needs. Yet they in turn would not swap shoes with me for 1 day, let along 10 years. For those who don't know - as i get asked this question so often - yes I am married to Jimslip. This March we will have been married for 11 years and have know each other for 13. Yes we fuck other people for a living, yes we film each other doing so, yes I am an escort and yes we both love our jobs and the lives we have. The main thing is that we are still happy after what I consider to be a small amount of time (i know someone who got divorced after being married for only 6 months (the marriage took 18 months to plan)). Yes, Jimbo and I are extremely unconventional in our approach to marriage and our lives. But it works for us. I have very understanding friends, I have a supportive family and have many porno pals. I'm sure life has many barrels of shit to chuck at me somewhere along the line, but hopefully we'll have the strength to get through them together.


Anyway, yep you've guessed it, i'm writing this on a flight, but no, not the Malev flight we usually fly to and from Hungary on. Grrr, we're flying back on Sleazyjet and never again. British Airways has our custom from now on and the flights have already been booked for our return to Budapest in May. Before then, Jimbo & I have to edit the series we've been filming for Television X. I have to say that it's been incredibly horny filming with my husband. Both of us being in front of the camera for our first series in, well, the history of us. Yes we've done the odd scene together but this was a serious test. We both had to relax and have fun without both of us trying to direct at the same time and we achieved it. My favourite thing is Jimbo fucking a girl and me kissing him. It just stirs something in my pants!! lol


After this week I have an overwhelmingly busy schedule for the whole of March, filming some great British girls for the jimslip web page and we're also off around the country filming for my website - good times!

On another note, the Television X SHAFTA awards are still open for voting until March 5th. Apparently voting is rather close in the MILF category, so please use your trigger fingers to vote for me here: Television X SHAFTAs As those of you who follow me on twitter know, I really would love to win Best Reality Series for JimSlips Euroteens. I had responsibility for the whole of this series. I wanted the responsibility and I directed, chose the girls, planned the clothes, location, chose the make-up style, edited, fluffed Jim (only joking, he didn't need it with those babes) and made a mean cup of tea for everyone. It was huge deal for me at the time and I make light of the situation now but it wasn't easy and I would like a teensy bit of recognition for it. Oh dman it VOTE FOR JIMSLIPS EUROTEENS IN THE BEST REALITY SERIES CATEGORY AT THE SHAFTAs (and anywhere you see Lara Latex or Laras All Anal Adventures or JimSlip. Thank you kindly :-))))))))) The awards are presented on 15th March and will be being streamed live for the first time.

We've also pre-nominated (whatever that means) for the Galaxy Awards. We are up against some big guns. By that I mean we are a 2 man band on the production front and we have an awesome team behind us hosting, maintaining the website and doing the geek stuff (they are the mice in the wheel). But we're pretty small against the likes of VivThomas, Private and Pierre Woodman. Let's hope the English gent brings home that award. More on the date and whether we made the next round as and when I find out.

This weeks update on my own page last Friday was Seth. He wrote into my website and and asked 1) if he could fuck me on camera and 2) if he could specify the outfit I would wear. Why would I refuse such a request from a bicep bulging, big cocked fit, healthy, toned and tanned man??????? Have a look here: my website


And don't forget my motto:

Fun for all and all for fun! x
Thursday, February 16th 2012
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Woo Hippo Look At All My SHAFTA Nominations!!
Right well some good news to start with since I last wrote: JimSlip and I (The House Of Slip) have been nominated for 6 awards at the Television X SHAFTA awards on 15th March:

Best MILF
Best Sex Scene - Laras Anal Adventures
Best Anal Scene - Laras Anal Adventures
Best Series - Laras Anal Adventures
Best Studio - JimSlip
Best Reality Series - Jim Slip Euroteens (I would like to win this as I directed, filmed, edited and made excellent tea for this series).

So please spare a moment and vote here: http://shafta.com (You have to use a valid email address when voting, to confirm your vote).

I'm excited about the awards, not for the actual winning, but just meeting up with the porno pals you've made over each year and saying hi again. Sometimes your paths don't cross that often and many cocks get in the way before your paths cross again. All the girls get glammed up, some in a good, some in a not so good way. Last year I went in a pair of rubber look leggings, just thinking i'll mingle, but I actually won an award, so this year i'd better make more of an effort, especially if i'm nominated for so many awards. Also my best pal Paige is up for Best New Starlet award, so while you're voting, make sure you tick her box as well.

Since I last blogged i've started filming my next TVX series with my husband JimSlip. Its the first time we've properly worked together since being married 10 years ago. We've only thought that now was the time to work together as we'd both been content in filming each other shagging other people for our individual website and TVX shows. So far we've filmed 2 scenes and i'm not going to give too much away until the whole series had finished but we've both had the pleasure of girls and guys from our past shows, i finally got to wear some Latex, wear retro lingerie with seamed stockings and i even got anally cream-pied by 3 cocks, 1 cock belonging to the infamous Warren who has a legendary humungous whopper - so that scene is a definite watch when it comes to your screens - Jimbo even tried his hand up at touching up makeup (not his own) on an unsuspecting Paige.

I'm currently in Budapest and its freezing here, much colder than the UK was when it snowed. It was lucky we actually made it over as Malev airlines - The Hungarian National Airline has gone bankrupt. We only found out due to a friend telling us and that was the day before we were due to fly. Unfortunately we then had to fly with Easyjet. Which meant dumping half of 1 suitcase due to the weight limit. Now t wouldn't be a problem if it was all clothes, but we have to take lights and filming equipment and the price for excess baggage on Easyjet is - of course - much more than any other airline (au naturellement). Anyway, we got here with only a slight feeling of being treated like cattle and are staying in the most beautiful apartment ever. The best part its just off of Andrassy, the most expensive shopping street in Budapest and it is literally 4 minutes to Gucci. Woo hippo!

I get asked a lot why I say woo Hippo! Its because of the predictive text function on your mobile and every time I typed woo Hoo (which i do a lot) it came out Woo Hippo instead. So there you go, its all explained.

Well the filming schedule here is so hectic that we've only had 1 day off since I arrived. I've done some modelling for a photographer, a b/g video for the same photographer and I also worked again for a domination wrestling company. There's never a dull day in my life. In between organising and filming for JimSlip and LaraLatex sites over here, i've been organising the filming schedules for when we get back to the UK. I have a lot of g/g scenes to film, but more on them as and when they happen. If you wish to see me with any girl in particular then please let me know here or email me. I'm always open to suggestions, but only if they're realistic, as in, the girl is based in the UK or Europe. I do not often meet American girls so these suggestions are not particularly helpful unless you have some contact details to accompany the name.

JimSlip and I went to see War Horse on Valentines Day. Now i'm not one for celebrating this day really. We usually work on this day, just well because it's another day. If you love me, then you can show me the other 364 days of the year! So, back to War Horse. I got so upset that I almost walked out. I shouldn't have put myself through the torment of watching animals suffering. The story is, I agree, good, but and this is a huge BUT. Some parts of the CGI are terrible, so bad that you can see where 2 parts of the screen have been joined, the lighting continuity in the outside shots is awful. Whoever was responsible for that post production should be sacked. Also the ending with the Gone With The Wind sunset/standing on brow of hill……laughable. And I did laugh and I got told off for doing so. But seeing as i'd just witnessed the perils of using animals in warfare, I think I was, on reflection, allowed that laugh.

On Monday 5th March - Thursday 8th March I am back in London, E1 (Liverpool St / Spitalfields). This time I am glad that my apartment won't be changed and have to stay in an apartment like an underground bunker. Seriously the only thing missing was a gun site for a machine gun!

Also, I have just had a great response to my Mugur scene that was on my alt page this week. I was in tight leggings for that show and tied up to be used. It felt lovely to be just used and fucked, rather than take the lead for once. It won't happen very often but i'm sure there will be a lucky guy along the way who will get to do the same thing again. This Fridays update (17th) will see Blanche taking over from Mugur. So we have so g/g action back on the site. Not just any g/g action but 6ft tall, legs clad in seamed stockings with tongues, fingers and dildos g/g action! I won't tell you any more, just take a look for yourself and read the text to accompany our scene for more info.

Have fun!
Tuesday, January 24th 2012
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New Year and a hectic schedule
So, I hope you all had a great New Years Eve. Mine started with a lovely fish dinner, followed by a slow stroll down to the beach where we lounged in a bar watching the fire dancers, listened to music and watched people light Chinese lanterns with their wishes written on the side. Letting them go with the expectation that they would be lifted high by the air currents and drift off into the distance romantically, only extinguishing themselves to the naked eye rather than plummeting in a ball of flames into the sea. At midnight Jimbo and I left our coconut shakes and went to the eaters edge and tried to light our. Everyone else seemed to be doing it with ease or moreover patience. I just wanted to light it and let it go, then onto the next one, but no, you have to wait until the paper cone heats up and you can feel it lifting away from you. We lit 4 over the course of the hour after midnight. I'm going to tell you what was written on the side of my lantern as most of you will be surprised as you all know i'm into my designer handbags and shoes. It was one simple word 'happiness'. That's all I wished for this year. I think with that, I can achieve anything I want if I put my mind to it.

Looking back over the previous year I have been hugely successful. I finally launched my website and I have won 3 awards for my endeavours in the adult industry that my life revolves around:

A TVX SHAFTA for Best Loved Character
An Erotic Award for Sex Worker of The Year
A UKAP award for my TVX series Laras Anal Adventures


I am thrilled with these accolades and even though I was supposed to be resting while on holiday, I couldn't resist taking out the laptop and doing a little work and promotion of my site. This year promises to be even busy than the last so I will really have to be on the ball as i'll be pushing myself quite hard. But bring it on I say, I like a challenge and I will reward myself and Jimbo at the end of the year with another long holiday, this time to Bangkok, Vietnam and Cambodia. Anyone who's been there and has any interesting place we should stay or sites to see then please email me.

I am currently putting the latest TVX series together: Jim & Laras Pick n Mix. This will be the first time my husband and I will have been in front of the camera together for a whole series. In the 13 years we've been together we have only worked together three times. So fingers crossed it all goes well. We both have a tendency to direct and thats where our problems start….too many cooks and all that! I will let you know how that goes and blog some pics as and when each scene happens. Filming for this starts next week and I get to have 3 cocks. Woo hippo!

I've just finished a tour to London and i'm sorry for all the confusion over where I was staying. I got an email 2 days before my tour saying that the hotel was overbooked and I was being bumped to Fleet Street area rather than Liverpool Street/Spitalfields area. I had a lovely time and thank you to everyone who came to see me and had fun.

Over the last 2 weeks I have downloaded Downton Abbey and watched both series and The Christmas Special. I think this series is amazing. I love the costumes, the actors and actresses (especially Maggie Smiths acerbic tongue and amazing putdowns- I've already used a couple myself). I can't wait for the next series which they're currently filming, so well done the BBC, i'm glad to know that my TV licence money is going towards making dramas like this. Yes it has it's critics and it may not be completely true to the events that happened at the time, this is why its a drama and not factual!

Since i've been back i've managed to meet up with my pal Paige Turnah. We went to Selfridges (after she's run up Oxford Street barefoot to meet me) and bought loads of sets in Myla. As any lingerie expert would know, this is rather expensive and luxurious and we needed the help of 1 woman and that woman could of only been Judith. If you ever visit, ask for her. She's only about 5ft tall so you might miss her, but all 3 of us managed to squeeze into  1 changing room with 10 sets of underwear and she was a delight. Running back and forth for different sizes, colours and even posing for twitter photos and a video!! She must've thought we were nuts.......and we are!

Yesterday I had another shoot with a tranny website, where we dress the men up in womens clothes, sometimes humiliating them along the way. Yesterday we did a4 scenes: air hostess, wedding dress, a XXX chat channel and a psychiatrist one. I had such a great time, I always do and it was fun to put my wedding dress back on for the first time since I got married. The photos got such good feedback I must do a scene for my website in it. What do you think?

Cuurently i'm listening to Clubland X-treme Hardcore 8. If you're into this music, then do get it. It's moving more into the dub genre but there's still some banging tunes with a load of female vocals soaring over the top. My favourite is: For a lifetime(Breeze mix), Adam Harris. I think this album is harder than 7 and I prefer 7 but as the saying goes I'll always be 'hardcore till I die'. For me this is true in more ways than one!

New Years Resolution: To blog more, restart my horseriding and buy myself a Mercedes SL500.

Thursday, December 29th 2011
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From Thailand to Burma
Ok so we come to the ferry trip across from Koh Samui to Koh Phangnan, lovely and smooth, 1 hour, quite enjoyed it as I stayed inside and played Angry Birds to take my mind off the sea! Then the trip took a turn for the worse as we left Phangan to reach our final destination: Koh Tao. The next 1.5 hours was pure hell of being tossed to and fro, diving in and out of the waves and smashing into them. Jimbo was on the top deck and I wondered why he didn't come down to be with me on the less swaying level - I later found out that it was because he couldn't stand up as the boat was swaying so violently. There were people being sick and over time I got quite upset as I couldn't see Koh Tao appearing in the distance and wondered if we were going to make it. Thankfully I managed to keep my lunch down but only just! When I finally met back up with Jimbo after the boat docked, he looked green and this is the man that'd laughed at the force 10 gale we'd sailed in on our trip to St. Malo years ago!

Our lovely hosts who owned the 2 villas we'd be staying in were at the port to meet us and told us that the waves were higher than the previous week when the ferry had sailed in 3 metre high waves and they'd been on it and they'd felt really ill. THey chucked my enormously heavy, big and pink suitcase in the back of the taxi driver 'Mr Bear' pick up truck and Jim got in the back with some other guests while I got inside the cab with Mr. Bear. I didn't want any more fun that day thank you very much. The roads are very rugged on Koh Tao with only the main road which runs North/South being made of cement so Jimbo and the others had to hang on for dear life, especially when we went up what will be from henceforth known as 'THE HILL OF MENTAL STRENGTH'. Now I have measured this hill with my iphone spirit level and it's 45degrees steep, for 80metres. Now they do have a moped that you can use to get up and down and into Sairee town, but bearing in mind at the bottom is a rugged track and no street lights and then when in town, no road rules, Westerners bombing around and Thais mopedding slowly it's a recipe for disaster! So we've walked up and down this hill twice a day now and will have done for 21 days by the time we leave and boy am I fit. We take our torches out at night and the Thais we pass on the way who walk too (who think we're mad as we're the only Western people who walk) say hello. We get to see the water buffalo and laugh as they wander across the road on a rope and it pulls tight and it becomes a trip wire for mopeds and trail bikes and we also get to hear the frog chorus in the swampy bit at the bottom of the hill. This hill should actually replace the hill in the film 'The Hill' as I think it's far worse and could break many man after just 2 days.

Anyway, onto our villa. Amazing doesn't do it justice and we've been lucky as we've got to stay in both villa 1 and 2 as I asked to move so i'm more secluded and can walk around 'as nature intended'. We have a balcony which overlooks Sairee and an infinity pool. A media centre with over 1500 movies on it, wifi and more than anything, peace. Absolute peace and quiet, bar my singing. As the villa backs onto the jungle we have a lots of visitors in our villa: geeks (plus huge mama & papa geeks that made me jump), a snake in the bathroom, huge spiders, moths, squirrels, frogs and bats. So if you don't like wildlife, forget it. The only animal I don't like is the bastard Mosquito. For some reason they love me, but that love is not reciprocated, so at night instead of smelling of my Penhaligons Lily & Spice, I smell of Deet. I think Jimbos getting used to his eyes watering whenever I come near as the lemon smell wafting off me gets into his eyes, lol.

Anyway, our days consist of getting up late, opening the curtains on an amazing view. Jimbo cleaning the pool (why do all men want to do this job, yet you can never get them to pick up a hoover), meandering (down the hill) into Sairee town for a thai soup, lazing in a beach bar, having a swim in the sea and then grabbing some late lunch. This lunch then fuels us to get back up 'the hill' and into our pool to cool off. We then watch a movie catch up with our frailly via Skype and head back down into Sairee for dinner. Their is an abundance of great, cheap food here from fresh fish and obviously Thai food to pizzas and burgers for those who want some crap to eat. There's street food stalls which do lovely skewers and we nearly always end an evening by visiting the 'pancake man' who makes them with such frivolity that people just watch him work and cheer when he lobs his banana skins over his stall and into the bucket on the other side - he never misses! All the beach bars have fire dancers and people let off chinese lanterns, some crash and burn, some sail off into the distance but it seems that whatever you're enjoying doing, someone else is watching and joins in too, which I love. The sense of community here is fantastic. It's a divers heaven and although i'm not diving as visibility is low at this time of year, the area is supposed to be the best for diving in Thailand. We haven't really explored but we're going to get a water taxi boat to another bay on the island tomorrow and i'm sure we'll end up enjoying fresh coconut juice straight from the coconut with the top cut off and lovely food wherever we go.

Christmas Day was weird, enjoying it in the sun. Jimbo and I had put a limit on a £10 spend on each other and we didn't come close to spending that on each other as everything is so cheap here. We opened our presents and went down for lunch at a restaurant that was doing a buffet. We had turkey and all the trimmings, seafood including salmon, giant mussels and prawns and amazing cheesecake and chocolate cake for pudding. The lights went out as usual in this restaurant and everyone cheered and Ed the owner took a bow and said he'd made it happen specifically. It was a fantastic lunch and we were stuffed, as is obligatory on Christmas Day. We passed the lady boys who advertise their club by standing at a croos roads on a walk way that everyone passes trhough at some point during their night. They were all dressed up in santa outfits and trying to sing Jingle Bells, which wan't exactly the best way to advertise their cabaret events, but they were even more jolly than normal and having their photos taken with everyone which they love - such show offs.

During our time here we have been working on a small project with the general worker for the villas we're staying in. His name is Yu. He is 35, Burmese and earns just £7 a day. That is more than the average worker gets on Koh Tao and much more than he could possibly hope to get in Burma. He sends most of the money home to his family who still live in Burma who have no light in their home. By home, do not take this to mean bricks and mortar like the houses that you and I live in, I mean corrugated iron shacks. However, he is very proud of his family and speaks often of them with love. Now Yu wants and is capable of lighting his house and also that of his small village but does not have the money to buy the things he needs. He wants to do this by solar/wind power so he is self sustainable. Now Jimbo has been researching how to do this (he has the knowledge) and is buying him books on how to do this and I am working on getting him the things he needs to be able to have light and power. If you, or someone you know has any of the following (second hand things are not a problem), can donate or provide at an extremely low cost, then you will be doing an incredible thing. If you couldn't turn on the light when it got dark at night, what would you do? What would you do if you couldn't charge your computer or phone up to read this blog? All Yu wants is 1 light bulb and 1 electrical socket in his house which will in turn show others in his village that his idea can be achieved. Surely WE can help him to achieve this!

List of things needed:

Solar panel or solar cells so he can build his own panel
Soldering irons
Electricity cable
Invertor
Hand tools (no electricity to charge electrical ones up)
Solder
Light bulb sockets
Light bulbs
Light switches
Plug sockets
Cable tacks

Anything that is small and easily postable to Thailand and then cartable to Burma.


I haven't put a list of all the things we need as car batteries are obviously gonna cost a fortune to ship. If you can supply anything than please email me here so we can take it further.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and you have a lovely New Year. Our wills be spent on the beach watching the fireworks displays and letting off our own Chinese lanterns (lets hope they don't crash and burn). I have a large and hectic schedule lined up for 2012 starting with my escorting tour to London E1. If you are interested in coming to see me between 16th - 19th January then please click here.

Alternatively you can catch up with my latest shenanigans on my site. Over the Christmas period I am having huge fun with Anna Joy and Kai Taylor in one of my most enjoyable scenes to date. I get to lick pussy and get fucked by Kais huge cock, fantastic!

Happy New Year x
Thursday, December 22nd 2011
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Planes, Train & Tuk-Tuks
Hello everyone from a sunny Thailand. JimSlip and I decided that Christmas in the UK was just not for us this year and ever since March i've been planning our month away. To get all the filming that we're contracted to do and both of our websites far enough ahead with updates, that we could go away and come back to the UK without having to film straight away, we worked our knuckles and our butts (mine especially) off! We'd handed in my Television X series: Laras Men In Uniform. We were waiting on it to be finally accepted as it was being checked by the technical geeks to see that my moaning and groaning won't go too loud and wake your wife up when she's asleep upstairs in bed.

So I am writing this from our villa on Koh Tao but I must rewind a bit and apologise to those who follow me on Twitter as i'll be talking about everything i've tweeted already. Firstly, we left on the 9th December, checked in for our Emirates flight (no queue-WTF) and waited to board our A380 flight to Dubai. I had been so pleased to be able to book this flight for 3 of our 4 flights to and from Bangkok as 1) its the biggest passenger plane in the world and 2) I wanted to say i'd flown on it. I'd been looking forward to it since March and I love flying but I started to panic a little about how this plane was gonna take off! Then when it took an hour to board everyone I started panicking that this thing was waaaay to heavy to even move. But when I got into my seat and saw the entertainment system in the seat and that my legroom was fine (at 6ft it can be cramped for me) and that I couldn't see the end of the wing and wow the windows were big and oh look comfy covers and so on and so on, I was easily occupied. Then I found tail and nose cam!!!!! They're cameras in the nose and tail which you can switch between. I was impressed. The Captain came over the tannoy and I felt safe due to his impressive toffish English accent (I don't know why, but I love that kinda accent). Then a male flight attendant came up to us and asked us if he could have a word. Oh God we thought what have we done. Then he said can you get your luggage out of the overhead locker……MAJOR FUCKING PANIC now. He took us to the front of the plane where I thought we were gonna be chucked off and stopped. He (and now 2 giggling female flight attendants) looked at Jimbo, and said 'I love your work and have seen everything you've ever made, I'd like to offer you an upgrade'. My face must've been a picture because I so thought we were being chucked off. We gratefully accepted this lovely gesture and made our way to our seats (upstairs) where we were handed some champagne. What a way to start this well deserved holiday. Anyway, our flight passed so quickly with amazing service that if I could put that entertainment system in my car seats at home, i'd let Jimbo drive all the time!

We arrived in Dubai - great tail cam and underneath cam shots - at 1am. I was a bit worried as I had read that the transit section in the airport was mayhemic. AND yes it was. I dived to the back queue with less people and it took about 30minutes to get through. Even though I got stopped by the alarm system on the body scanner things, a female guard had to take me to a small room to pat me down. She was very pretty but I didn't think it was the time to say anything so I giggled and ran back to collect my things. Anyway on to the second leg of the trip and we landed in Bangkok rather tired and the immigration there is awful. If you have to take eveyones photo coming into the country and you're using Windows operating system then you're gonna run into problems. Then we got hit by the heat. Wow! Cloudy but so humid. We got a rather colourful taxi (they're all different colours) onto the toll roads and then down into Bangkok where we had an executive room at the Intercontinental Hotel. We went up to the 37th executive check-in lounge and were given Guava juice. I now drink so much of this juice, I think my veins are green. I'd spent months researching trip advisor for all the things i'd booked that having the amazing flight and now the hotel be so wonderful that it was a weight off my mind. Especially as it was all a surprise for Jimbo. It had taken us a whole day to get to Bangkok and we fell straight into bed asleep. Then when we woke up we walked straight out of the hotel into the mayhem that is Bangkok. Jimbo swearing that he'd never get into a tuk-tuk and me laughing at the fact that all the street vendors prices, no matter what they were selling, came to £3! So if my framily are reading this, no you know how much your vintage radio and hair tongs were!! lol

Over the next 4 days we looked around Bangkok. We had our first foot massage and I went to the nail salon (which had more men than women in it). Jim chanced a haircut, we tried various restaurants and found the best one to be the one with the least ambience a stones throw from Siam - where all the lady boys and sex shows are. We walked up Sukhumvit Road looking at the stalls, 1 in 10 selling dildos! Now who goes out shopping for a handbag and ends up buying (in full view of everyone else) an unwrapped dildo and have to barter for it. We also jumped on the skytrain, went on a boat ride up the river and missed the opening times for the Grand Palace. So I decided to hail a tuk-tuk to take us to Khao San Road. I was scared but Jimbo loved it! Funny how ones preconceptions of something are shattered when you experience it. We loved the Khao San Road. It was much more friendly than Siam. We bought some clothes and had a few drinks. Took a taxi straight into a jam. This wasn't an M25 jam, this was M25000000 jam. If Carlsberg made traffic jams, this would be it. So we got out and walked to the cause. The traffic lights were red. They weren't changing whatsoever. Now in the UK people would'br thought 'bugger this' and just driven. But no, due to the Buddhist nature of the Thais, they just sat there. We got lost, hailed another tuk-tuk - even more fun - went on the skytrain and got back to the hotel. So we'd done many forms of transport in one day and experienced different parts of Bangkok.


Then we had to pack as we were leaving at 9am to get the 9am flight to Koh Samui. Now this plane was no A380. It was so small it had bloody propellors!!!! I was not happy about this and moved seats to keep an eye out on these during the flight (I KNOW, I'M NUTS). It was only a short flight in which we saw the flooding on the outskirts of Bangkok. It went on for miles and it was so sad to see the devastation that the weather can cause. We landed in Samui at the worlds cutest airport and had to wait 2 hours for the transfer to the pier to get the ferry to Koh Tao, which was only 5 minutes away, but on the transfer we saw our first water buffalo and got our eyes used to a completely different way of life from Bangkok. This was much more back to basic bungalows and also huts where the Thai people lived. We were greeted at the port by some lovely people, we mingled with other families, back packers etc and waited to board the ferry for what would be known as the 'the trip of hell'……..
Sunday, December 4th 2011
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Lost Awards and Christmas in The Sun
Well hello! It's been a while since i've written a blog. Since my last one i've had my birthday and want to thank everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday on my twitter or Facebook page. I had lots of lovely messages and couldn't respond to all of them.

I've also now finished filming my Television X series and completed the editing for it. Thank to Jimbo for making a fantastic title sequence, which isn't the normal porno type of titles. You'll have to watch out for it (Laras Men in Uniform) in the New Year. My final 2 shows were the mechanics and then the Tommies from WWII. The mechanics was filmed on a really cold day inside a huge garage which was freezing! I had the pleasure of Demetri XXX and Seth Strong, both looked great with their bulging biceps and greased up vests and overalls. We certainly got warmed up with all the shagging we were doing that we had to go outside to cool down! Then we went to Devon to film the last of the shows - The Tommies. The uniforms and the acting in this scene from Kai Taylor and Andy Mann was exceptional. We were staying in a house that I had read had a ghost that turned up at 3am every night and rattled the kitchen door - the story being that someone had been shot and this is the first house he had stumbled across when looking for help, but no one was at home. Now this freaked me out totally but Jimbo and I decided not to tell the guys, who were going to be sleeping in the room downstairs near the kitchen, in case they got freaked out too. So next morning after asking how they'd both slept, Andy said that he'd slept terribly after waking up to hear the kitchen door rattling and, even worse, someone shuffling around in the kitchen……………………..waaah! After we'd finished filming, Jimbo and I packed up the car and we were outta there! No way were we going to stay another night there, especially when it was miles from another house.

I have enjoyed working with every single person in this series and loved being shagged senseless across Europe, so make sure you watch out for it - Laras Men in Uniforms - coming on Television X in The New Year.

Then there were the UKAP awards (UK Adult Producers) which were held in London on November 26th. Unfortunately JimSlip and I were too ill to go as we got the lurgy during our hectic filming schedule. I was nominated for an award 'Best gonzo/reality series' with my series for TVX, Laras Anal Adventures. I was up against some tough competition from Ben Dover for Playboy, Liselle Bailey for Television X and other good names. But…………I WON! YES!!! My 3rd award this year, I was really shocked but thrilled to have won. Kai Tylor picked up the award for me and Jimbo and also he won his own award too! We would like to thank him for doing so, not thanking him for then leaving them on his way home in Burger King Waterloo. Then re-thanking him and being eternally grateful to the kind Burger King employee who found and then hid them in the safe until they were retrieved by Kai again. I am astonished they weren't stolen! This is the 3rd of my awards this year, so it's 3 out of 3 for me after also winning Most Loved Character - The SHAFTAS and Pornstar/Escort of the Year - The Erotic Awards. I'm extremely proud of the work JimSlip and I do and we both love our jobs, so it's nice to have some recognition.

Now its less than a week until JimSlip and I depart for Thailand for a whole, yes whole month. When you're all shopping in the cold, feeling harassed and forgetting the girlfriends mothers present (she'll never forgive you), we will be lazing on a beach, or maybe admiring the view from our infinity pool in our private villa. Well this is what I hope will be happening and I have my fingers crossed it doesn't snow in the UK so our plane can take off. Jimbo and I have never been to Thailand and I cant wait. It looks great on youtube and I think i've already rekkied every bar/shop/crap tourist attraction within 10 miles of the first hotel we're staying in.


I nearly forgot to mention, check out 1 of only 3 scenes I have filmed with my husband in 12 years of working together on my site. This is a rare opportunity to see us fucking each other and also see JimSlip actually out of his suit - yes I know some of you thought he was born in it!

Anyway, I hope to blog again before the festivities, but if I don't, please have a wonderful Christmas and New Year.


xx
 

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