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Wednesday, March 29th 2017

MissLusciousLorna ~ Kinky Insertions and 5 a day

Hi All

I do hope you all enjoyed the touch of sunshine recently, hopefully it's the start of lots more to come

Recently Savannah and I had a fantastic time with a great guy who is loads of fun. With some Gin, Prosecco and Champagne being enjoyed you can imagine things got a little messy and a lot giggly!!
The conversation began innocently enough with holidays then quickly deteriorated to kinky insertions.

These included the standard banana/cucumber insertion then onto a bunch of flowers and Butternut Squash

(You'll need to ask me personally about the latter as it may not be for the faint of heart

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I seem to remember the idea of some alcohol soaked, chocolate coated Plums being mentioned as the next insertion to try and some Sticky Vicky style performance......Ha ha!!!!

It reminded me of some pictures I took before of my five a day insertions but sadly I no longer have them, maybe it's time to visit the fruit and veg shop and get snapping.........watch this space

Lorna x

Tuesday, March 14th 2017

MissLusciousLorna ~ Anyone for Tea Cakes?

Hi All

I had a funny conversation today with a fella on the phone who said he would like to come visit me, I was to dress as a sexy secretary and walk into the room carrying a tray of Tunnocks Tea Cakes.
He wanted to squish them onto my boobs and eat them off me!

We both had a laugh at the thought but I said I would be more than happy to accommodate and he made the booking.
Sadly though he failed to turn up

I wasn't surprised at all though as I had the feeling he either didn't think I was genuinely serious about doing it or he just thought it was a bit silly.

I have to say that, although I had a good giggle at the thought, I was really quite looking forward to it. Who doesn't enjoy a tea cake or two?

Lorna x

Tuesday, March 7th 2017

MissLusciousLorna ~ Wardrobe Malfunction!

Hi All

At the weekend I decided to pay a visit to a fetish club, it's been a while since I've been and was looking forward to it.
So Friday night came and I got myself dressed up and set off to catch the train only to have a wardrobe malfunction once I arrived in town! Thankfully it wasn't a Beyonce type blunder but that would have been easier to correct if just a little embarrassing........no, the heel of my shoe broke!!!

I don't know if you guys understand the problem of such a thing unless you have a penchant for wearing high heels

but try to imagine one foot several inches higher than the other and you'll get my problem.

I had two options, either do a quick turn around and head home or brave it and just hobble. I decided to brave it and hobble, well, I limped trying to make out I had a sore a foot

Once I arrived at the venue having gotten a little lost at one point (serves me right for leaving it so long between going) it was a dawdle, find myself a seat and just stay there for the night!
Only problem with that was that I was unable to partake in any kind of play but was fun watching the goings on and catching up with old friends and meeting some new.

I'll just have to make sure I go back again very soon and indulge in a little fet play.

Lorna x

Tuesday, February 28th 2017

MissLusciousLorna ~ My faith has been restored!!!

Hi All

Yes....my faith has certainly been restored but no, I have not suddenly decided to go back to mass

I think I would burst into flames if I did that now

My faith in human kindness has been restored!

When I am in Glasgow I often pop to a local sandwich shop for some of their lovely homemade soup. Today I nipped round with two pound coins in my pocket (or so I thought) only to discover when paying I had picked up one pound coin and a ten pence.
I was just in the midst of explaining I would have to return with the rest of the money when a lovely young man behind me stepped in and paid the 60p I was short!!

I was so taken aback by his unnecessary kindness and after thanking him I left with a lovely big smile on my face.

It doesn't take much to make someone's day that little bit brighter

Lorna x

Wednesday, February 22nd 2017

MissLusciousLorna ~ CBT or CBT?????

Hi All

I had one of those shock/confused moments recently when, in the pub, one of the girls suddenly drops CBT into the conversation!
Now, maybe it's that I'm around kink often or maybe I'm just a bit slow on the uptake but all that CBT meant to me was Cock and Ball Torture and I thought it rather strange that she suddenly starts discussing this never mind being in the middle of a bustling bar!!

Now I apologise if any of you are cringing at the thought of your bits being tortured I do know it's not everyone's cup of tea

Of course, what she was talking about was Cognitive Behavioural Therapy, but whenever I hear someone mention it now I can't help but have a little wry smile on my face

Lorna x

Monday, February 13th 2017

MissLusciousLorna ~ Size matters.....or does it?

Hi all

I do hope you are all having lots of fun to keep out the cold winter chill

I have spoken before about size and the fact it matters not a jot but I still find guys are shocked when I say that.

Believe me (and I know) it doesn't matter if you are hugely well endowed as it's imagination and a sense of fun that counts.

The same goes for anal but in a different way, it doesn't matter to me what size you are I enjoy it all the same

I can't help having a little wry smile on my face though when a guy tells me on the phone that he has a very large cock and would that be ok because 9 times out of 10 that particular gentleman has no intention of actually turning up for me to find out he is otherwise

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Friday, December 9th 2016

MissLusciousLorna ~ Chill time and Girls Night Out

Hi all

I have to say, I'm the first to admit that I totally love what I do.
I get to meet so many lovely guys and have the greatest times with loads of fun and I realise I am extremely lucky in that. My high sex drive is satisfied and occasionally I get to be a bit kinky which is always a good laugh.

I do, however, think we all need some down time. Time when we are with family or friends or just comfy on the sofa with a good movie. So if I say that on a Friday night I'm not going to be around and will be at home please don't take offence or think that it's personal. When I'm not prepared to see you it's not that I don't want to ever but just not in the time I've set aside as me time

So……….Christmas is almost here and the partying has been in full swing. Well, for some anyway as my Christmas partying has yet to begin but I did have a dinner date with the gorgeous Savannah last night which was great fun! There was lots of catching up, girls talk and naughty laughter!

We do so love to get together for extremely naughty duo's and if you haven't yet experienced it perhaps Santa will be good to you........we are definitely on his naughty list

I hope to hear from you all very soon and in the meantime make sure you are having lots of fun!

Lorna x

Monday, November 7th 2016

MissLusciousLorna ~ To Kink or not to Kink!

Hi All

It dawned on me today that perhaps because I enjoy a spot of kink that some may come to the conclusion that I include it all the time. That I'm going to insist on tying and flogging the minute you walk in........although if that's your thing I wouldn't hesitate

But believe me, this is very far from the truth!
I just love being sensual also with lots of passionate kissing, touching, stroking, licking, sucking..........my, I do believe I'm getting myself rather turned on here ha ha

Changing the subject.......I've actually managed to begin my Christmas shopping already! In November!!

Maybe I'll actually manage to be organised this year and not be running last minute. I doubt it though, it's probably just a blip and normal service will return soon

I hope you're all having lots of fun and I'm looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Thursday, August 4th 2016

MissLusciousLorna~Just Call Me Mary.......

Hi all

I do hope you are all having a great summer. We may not have had much sun but it certainly has been a hot and sticky one here

I recently had a visit from a lovely guy I've known for a while who asked me to shave his balls and ass. I've had some experience with this and was delighted when he asked. We had lots of fun and giggles especially when the shaving foam suddenly squirted out all over the wall!

It is usually lovely sticky cum that does that ha ha
I managed to have a little bit of fun while doing it also

Talking of cum, it does tend to have the habit off scooshing of in unexpected directions and way too often manages to find it's way onto my hair........... so much so I'm considering changing my name to Mary

I'm looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Wednesday, May 18th 2016

MissLusciousLorna ~ A few of my favourite things!

Hi All

I do hope you are all well and are having as much fun as I am!

I am often asked what I like to do best, what's my favourite for having fun. To be quite honest it's probably the hardest question anyone could ask me.
Don't take this wrong though, it's not that I can't think of anything...... quite the opposite in fact! There are so many things I like to do it's difficult to rhyme them all off without going on and on and on!

I'm not stuck in a box when it comes to having fun, I love variety and the more I get of it the better. I'd become quickly bored if every client I met was looking for the same thing!

I do really enjoy myself when I know that the other person is enjoying themselves too though, or when we get caught up in the moment and the fun just flows........ if you know what I mean

It does help when I know what the other person really enjoys so please do divulge!

I hope to hear from you all very soon.

Lorna x

Friday, January 15th 2016

MissLusciousLorna ~ Boredom setting in?

Hi All

I hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year, I had a great time! I never make resolutions but I certainly am going to try and blog here more often

I received a message recently from a guy who said he is writing a book about women who become escorts and was looking for personal experiences and would I be interested in sharing mine with him to be part of the book. He wanted to meet me for this but was unable to pay me for my time but said 'my words would be featured in a published book'..........well whoop de doo! I am not naturally suspicious and would normally have taken this person at their word but being a very private person I wouldn't have been interested anyway but I am extremely suspicious now because this is not the first time I have had a message like this!
Surely a few messages on here with the relevant information necessary would have sufficed without having to meet in person?

On another note I recently received a text supposedly from this website informing me I had to pay £50 to avoid my profile from being blocked! Mmmm…….let me think about that…....…em NO I don't think so!

Perhaps some folk are bored because it's January?

Anyway, thankfully I have lots of genuine gorgeous visitors to keep me busy.

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Wednesday, November 11th 2015

Misslusciouslorna ~ Me and my toys

Hi all

During a quiet moment today I decided to have a little me time with my toys. A lot of you gorgeous guys just love to watch me having fun with them and even give me a helping hand

I decided on a nice vibrating dildo in my very wet pussy, after enjoying that for a while I reckoned it would be fun to slip another into my very tight ass. It certainly was fun but I decided not to stop there but also use my brand spanking new magic wand which I love to bits!

All in all I had a very nice time and after a huge orgasm I was soaking wet........ all that was missing was someone to lick it all up

Mind you, after having a search for a picture to use for this blog I came across this rather interesting looking double ender....... might just have to dig out my large black one as it's been a long while since it's been played with!

Have a great evening and I look forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Friday, October 16th 2015

MissLusciosLorna ~ I'm no quitter but.........

Hi all

Been a while again since I've blogged, been busy busy!

Time flies by so fast and there has been so much fun had over the past months. I'd be here all day if I were to try and fill you all in

I decided recently that enough is enough and it was definitely time to quit smoking! A disgusting habit I have never truly enjoyed but was hooked completely, thankfully though I am no longer a smoker and have no intentions at all of starting again

I have noticed the difference so much in myself and did very soon after stopping, little things like not being out of breath so quickly.

Well I will sign off now and hope you all have a great weekend and if any of you have been putting off quitting yourself I'd definitely recommend it

Looking forward to seeing you all very soon.

Lorna x

Wednesday, March 4th 2015

MissLusciousLorna ~ Are they or aren't they.....??

Hi All

Thank goodness the Winter is almost over and there are little signs of spring being on it's way.........I'd better not speak too soon though!!

Despite already saying on my profile that I have natural boobs and no implants whatsoever I have been asked a couple of times recently if I have had a boob job. I am thinking this is mainly due to my most recent picture which makes them look quite spectacular........if I say so myself

Not that they aren't spectacular (well why not compliment yourself now and again) but let me assure you they are 100% all me. I certainly wouldn't want to put my lovely boobs into the hands of someone with a scalpel no matter how skilled they claimed to be!!

Lorna x