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Monday, July 2nd 2018

Football is growing on me!

Over the years I've been 'educated' in here on the passion that consumes men at this time of year (and women). Eight letters..two vowels? Yep, the glory game - football.
I've had the pros and cons of the game and it's intricate strategies explained to me. I've had the off side rule physically demonstrated with bottles of products and a couple of dodgy knick knacks, by actual footballers here too and i still struggle with it but what i have grasped is the building of enthusiasm and patriotism. I am feeling it too. Got to say i do find it stressful to watch in part or full. I find a cushion and my eyes partly closed works well. I'm not interested in how the other teams do but i will no doubt catch the odd glimpse of tomorrows match and dearly hope we get through. I following Gareth Southgate's mantra of 'one game at a time' mentality. Its worked so far hasnt it? So I raise a glass of diet coke (don't drink) to our presumed success tomorrow. Come on England!!

Thursday, April 26th 2018

Have you found your work/life balance?

Hi All,

Work/life balance. Hmm...does it really exist in 2018? If it does ive tried forever to find it. Sometimes i think i have it in my sights and then at other times i know i haven't. I'm guessing I am not on my own here. I physically have to remove myself from work for down time.

I was proud of myself last week. Whilst many of you were watching the footie last Saturday I snook out to the coast. I needed to see daylight, get some fresh air in my gills and witness civilisation!

As those of you who know me will be aware I hate letting people down. You are wonderful on here and I have some great friends as a result . When you're self employed I think you have a different mindset and a different set of priorities perhaps.

So, I've worked out the best time to sneak off is when you boys have your beloved match on which means I can sneak off again for the big one next month.

I hope you have all mastered the art a damn sight better than me. I love you all.

Gx

Wednesday, March 14th 2018

Being different

Hi,
Sorry, I've not posted for a while. Life has been busy! I was reminded today I hadn't posted in a while so I kicked my own butt and put pen to paper so to speak.

As you probably know I'm not your archetypal escort, I'm not even that. I'm a professional qualified massage therapist though I do offer goodies after a massage. My adage in here is 'eat your sandwiches and you get your cake'. It creates a giggle and you all know what I mean.

Basically, my work involves three main strands:

Professional massage
Talking Therapies
Psychic Readings (which I was doing long before anything else) I advertise elsewhere for that.

Having more than one string to my bow can be a real help plus it keeps me on my toes too.

I know I'm very different to many on here and at first I fretted about that but now I see it as a distinct advantage.

I will never be your stockings and suspenders gal but I will demonstrate my professional competence and delightful company beautifully.

I was told I should do stand up comedy the other day. I took that as a massive compliment because that means at the very least I can put you at your ease here.

Being different is o.k trust me. It has distinct advantages too!

Thursday, October 19th 2017

Who still has a bath?

I know, the last memory of a bath was when you were 10 and your mum dunked you in it like the grabber in an amusement arcade dropping its toy. You saw it as a punishment, right?

Bathing has fallen out of fashion for many and the most common reason is that you simply don't have the time. Takes ages to fill up whereas a shower is in and out in 5 minutes. I said the same but if you suffer with muscle aches you'll know that any relief is a bonus, particularly for those with backache. Yet many professional sportsman have them weekly because there team KNOW the benefits. Ok they have icy ones but you don't have to.

Twenty minutes having a soak before you go to bed with a quality blended oil added can do wonders and offer instant relief to those niggly day to day aches and pains.

I blend them here especially for you and your muscle aches. You'll see them as soon as you walk into the treatment room. Don't be shy just ask. I sell a large bottle which will last you ages for £15. Its a quality blend and if you get into the habit of bathing you will get hooked I promise.

The oils give those muscles an extra special lift. The oil infuses into your skin adding moisture to often dry skin, its a muscle relaxant and before bed it helps you to sleep and for those of you that struggle to get to sleep and stay asleep you will know what a bonus that is.

Equate baths to going to the gym. You find the time to go there for the benefits it brings to your body, your bath is in your home, you don't have to get stuck in traffic to get there and the benefits are just as productive.

Prof Massage knows best, trust me x

Friday, September 22nd 2017

The conflict between massage and escort service

Having worked hard to gain my professional qualifications I faced a bit of a dilemma on here. Do I just offer my training to benefit my clients or do I offer escort/ added services if asked?

At first it was just massage then I was asked to do hand relief until today when by arrangement I offer a full service. Now I consider myself lucky to be able to offer both though I do far more of the massage service than you might think.

Everyone is different. Everyone comes with a different set of needs and expectations and as long as they are understood from the outset then my professional qualifications can only enhance the service I offer. Massage and escort service together are incredibly compatible, do not detract from the importance of each other and give an added pleasurable ingredient to my service. Try it!

Prof Massage

Wednesday, September 13th 2017

S.A.D syndrome

Well, Autumn is here with some pretty bleak weather to add to the mix. Lack of sunlight can definitely have a real impact on our moods. When the sun shines so do we but when the weather is glum so can be our mood.

I guess we have to administer reverse psychology on ourselves by replacing the negative thoughts we are having with thoughts that make us happy....coming to see me perhaps? ( Sorry, couldn't resist that!

2015/16 saw 4 million off work with sickness, a good chunk of that down to our mental state. That's not good news in anyone's book.

Being positive and staying positive can be an ever difficult task but so worth it if you can find ways to keep your positive levels fight up there.

I deal with the effects of stress here everyday and whilst I can perform my own inimitable brand of magic when you leave it's up to you. You can always take one of my blended oils with you to add to bath or apply to temples to miniseries those moods or visit me at your earliest opportunity.

I look forward to seeing you soon! Gx

Thursday, August 31st 2017

Back from my trip!

Afternoon. I'm now back from my short trip to Amsterdam. The weather was amazing, well until yesterday! It poured and poured there. A truly spectacular city to visit. One of my clients said before I went " you got to visit the zoo. It's amazing" and I did and yes it was amazing as was the rest of it. See I listen to my clients.

I'm back now and look forward to seeing all my clients existing and new. For those who haven't met me yet,why not :)? I'm an intelligent, bubbly female as you will discover. I give 110 per cent always. I'm mature, 42 and highly experienced and trained in massage and talking therapies.

Why not call. I don't bite. I'm a bit different to the others and you may well be pleasantly surprised. I have a menu to suit most pockets from a straightforward massage with traditional end to a more specialist service.

In Swinton, 5 mins if that from junc 16 and 7 mins from train station. A perfect location, oh and 15 mins from Manchester city centre. A quiet and discreet location.

Give me a call.

Prof Massage x

Tuesday, April 19th 2016

Sunshine lifts your spirits and adds to the pleasu

Yes. The sun comes out and we all feel better don't we and more lusty perhaps? My day started badly. I dropped my phone down the loo and waited to be told you need a new screen. A costly mistake. Prof massage Swinton prides itself on a great personal service alongside a professional massage. To book or enquire you can do so by email or text or call. If in doubt read my feedback.

I advise on all aspects of massage and body management. I respond warmly and am a genuine and experienced girl. I look forward to hearing from you!

Georgie

Prof Massage M27