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Thursday, November 15th 2018

Flaunting My Perky Titties.

I spend alot of time eating healthy and looking after myself by doing exercise because I want to feel and look the best I possibly can for the years to come. I think it's a waste of our full potential. If you were to ask me which of my various assets I am most proud of though, I would say it's my busty chest. I'd be lying if I said I haven't worn a tight top in public before to provoke men into starting at my perky breasts. After all, everybody should flaunt the assets they are most happy and confident in. And sexually I love for them to be touched and rubbed, to feel the warm the warm breath and wet tongue of a man all over my stiff nipples is sheer bliss! This has always been a huge turn on for me and I don't see this ever changing. So boys if you want to score a grade A with me, you know where to start!

Thursday, March 15th 2018

Why We Must Have Luxury Lingerie.

I have always had a love of fine lingerie and an appreciation for beautifully constructed garments. And kinky lingerie can always help put a little zest into life! Yes ladies that’s right. We spend nearly one-third of our lives in the bedroom. So why not look good while we’re in there?

There are many women in relationships who complain about a lack of passion in their relationship. Good lingerie will change all of that. It is a breath of fresh air, set to send the temperatures soaring.

And If you are someone who chooses to ignore the underwear section while shopping for clothes, stop right there. Did you think you could get away with wearing dull and boring underwear? Not anymore.

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Saturday, December 9th 2017

Women Who Wear Black Are Never To Be Messed With.

Wearing all black is more than just a sartorial choice. There’s a very certain kind of person to whom an entirely black wardrobe appeals, and they tend to be driven, honest, self-empowering and unapologetic about it all. Even color perception surveys affirm that wearing all black makes you look as badass as you feel. Here, all the reasons why you should never mess with a woman who wears black:

1. Women who wear all black lead very colorful lives. They tend to be driven and hard-working and balance out all the chaos in their sartorial choices.
2. According to a study, they’re perceived as more attractive, successful and confident. People who wear black are powerful – plain and simple, and they tend to command respect, too.
3. They have a “walk softly, carry a large stick” mentality. They’re unassuming. They do not need your approval, but they will make sure you recognize what they do and what kind of impact they have on others.
4. They value self-empowerment above all else. They are not the kind of people you want to complain to, their response will just be an example of how you could take back control of your life.
5. They care more about being themselves than buying into trends. They see every aspect of their lives as a potential avenue of self-expression, and they are never ones to just “follow the crowd” on anything.

Saturday, November 4th 2017

If Youve Got It, Flaunt It.

Finding the perfect pair of jeans is sometimes tough for us women. But at least you know you can fill out a pair of jeans nicely with that round behind of yours and look amazing while you’re at it. In fact there are lots of clothes that look amazing on girls with big booties. Any kind of stretchy material shows off those curves beautifully. A bodycon dress or skirt will look divine! Jeggings and leggings look great too because they highlight your shape. It’s all about knowing your body and what you look good in. Show off your best features.

Tuesday, October 17th 2017

Have More Fun With Your Boobs.

Let’s take a second to appreciate the wonder that is your chest. Seriously. Big or small or in between, your boobs are sexy, functional, and make you look pretty damn great in a bikini. So instead of just coexisting with your girls, why not get to know them a little better? Here's a few fun, silly, and smart ways to have a blast with your boobs. You’ll be besties before you know it.

Dress them up.
The best lingerie can take your pair from cute to Christina Hendricks (OK, not really, but you get the point). Find the sexiest style for your shape and don it under everything from an LBD to your work clothes. Just think of it as a sexy secret between you and your girls.

Get them wet.
We’re not talking wet T-shirt contest—though that’s an option, too. Hot water brings your blood to the surface and raises your body temp, both of which make your skin super sensitive to the touch.

Let them free.
Every once in a while (like that Sunday when your to-do list is just brunch and binge-watching Netflix) give yourself a free pass to skip the boulder holder. Just make sure your clothes keep everything under wraps.

Monday, September 25th 2017

Certain Sex Positions Work Better For Others.

Not all sex positions were created equal. Every body is different, so naturally, certain positions work better for some people than they do for others. You might prefer a position that allows super deep penetration, or maybe you gravitate towards ones that allow for eye contact. The sex positions women really want are actually much more varied than you might assume.

Even if you love to have hours-long sex with tons of position-changing, it's only natural that you have a favorite position that never lets you down. Some women get off from G-spot stimulation, while others require things to be strictly clitoral. And let's not forget about people whose best orgasms come from incorporating a toy or two into the mix. No matter your preference, there's a position out there that just works for you. Even if you haven't found it yet, don't stress. Practice makes perfect, and the more positions you try, the more likely you are to figure out the intricacies of your body.

Monday, September 11th 2017

A Method Of Self Love.

Everyone should set aside that personal time to find one or two special pieces of [barely any] clothing that make them feel sexy — even if it's so that you can just put it on, look in the mirror and go, "Damn, I look good!" (And then lay right back down on your bed and resume watching Netflix and eating Nutella... which I may or may not be guilty of myself...) It's so important to find as many ways as possible for us to show ourselves love, and if we're single, why shouldn't we take all the love we would be showering on our significant other(s) and instead shower ourselves with it. Just think about it like this: Shopping for lingerie isn't actually about the lingerie. It's about dedicating the time to maintain a level of comfort with your own body, and having the confidence to show that comfort off if you feel the urge.

Monday, August 28th 2017

You Thought Your Sex Life Was Healthy.

There are many studies done around the world about sex after marriage, sexless marriages and they show the gradual deterioration in physical attraction between married couples and I was absolutely staggered to hear this! All I can say is THANK GOODNESS I am an escort and get to enjoy an amazing sex life!

* 50 per cent of couples have sex once a month. One in 10 women has sex once a year at most

* 90 per cent haven’t tried anything new in bed since their first anniversary

* Only a third (34 per cent) are satisfied with their sex lives

* Women are more likely to report sexual problems (37 per cent) than men

* 30 per cent of over-65s say that watching porn alone is the same as cheating on a partner

* Only 37 per cent of women over 65 had sexual activity in the past year

* Emotional intimacy is the most common cause (84 per cent) of women’s sexual problems followed by talking (75 per cent) and tiredness (32 per cent)

* A third of people have experienced a sexual problem

* One in five say low libido or differing sex drives is a strain on their relationship

Monday, July 31st 2017

Im Feeling Ultra Horny.

It's that time of the month again when I feel at my horniest! I have always had this inbuilt sexual clock that is nothing to do with the time of my periods and yet I come over all tingly and every guy I look at I just want to eat him alive (literally inch by inch!). Today I am dressed in white and it's a colour that influences my mood in a positive way, both spiritually and sexually and it is the colour of optimism and opportunity. I'm hoping today to see the man of my dreams...he will turn up wearing a jousting suit and high metal boots with a sword down his trousers. His white horse can be tethered outside by the pub and it will be fed and watered by all the nice kind people and tourists. If the jousting dream does not happen today then a fireman will be just perfect (don't want a policeman as that's too scary with my job lol).

Tuesday, April 25th 2017

Reasons Why Guys Crave A Curvy Woman.

A curvier woman with larger breasts, wider hips and a “juicy” booty triggers an instinctual attraction and desire to procreate. “Curvy girls are awesome in bed, especially when they’re body confident! We’re cuddlier and snugglier and all that extra physical contact just makes for a much more intimate. Giddy up, boys, there’s nothing better than a curvy girl in bed! What are your thoughts?

1. We’ve got more cushion for the pushing.
2. Men are instinctually attracted to us.
3. Our shape enhances certain sex positions.
4. We’ve got more to grab onto.
5. We’re better at cuddling.
6. Our bodies are amusement parks.
7. We’re less judgmental.

Saturday, April 1st 2017

6 Reasons Why Brunettes Are Hotter Than Blondes!

Hey guys, have you been looking at all of the amazing looking girls on this website and canot think who to pick? Well here's some help for you...the first thing is to decide if you want a blonde or brunette and this may guide you lol...

What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.

What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

What do you call a blonde who lost 90% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

What is the smartest blonde?
A golden retriever.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Butter is difficult to spread.

What does a blonde say after sex?
Thanks Guys!