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Sunday, February 24th 2019

Kinky Guide to (successfully) Booking a Sex Worker

In this modern age of the world wide web, it’s very easy to place a booking with a Sex Worker but if my experience and the experiences of other ladies are to be believed it still seems to totally baffle some people. I have been involved in the world of sex for over ten years and during this time I have been a member of various online forums. Some of them are no longer around and some of them are still going strong. Regardless of whether they were solely for sex workers to engage with their peers or for both sex workers & clients to participate in discussion, I found them all to be valuable in one way or another. So considerate as always, I have put together a little guide to pass on all the wonderful knowledge I have attained over the years and hopefully point you guys in the right direction.

When searching for a Sex Worker it’s always a good idea to read their website/profile/advert IN FULL before contacting them:

This way you will know if they even provide the services you require. For instance, I haven’t offered full service to new clients since changing to erotic massage. It’s been two whole years since I hung my suspenders up, yet on a regular basis I still receive requests looking for this (sex not my suspenders.) Believe it or not, we (Sex Workers) DO want to be booked and although screening is inevitable we only do this for our own safety not some warped sense of fun. We will always try to make the booking process as painless as possible. In fact, most SW’s will even have a booking procedure to help with this very thing. So, if we have taken the time to write you a little guide why don’t you do us both a favour and follow it. Remember it isn’t just our time that’s precious, yours is too!!!

Once you have found the Sex Worker of your dreams don't go spoiling it for yourself by doing any of the following things:

Contacting them at stupid times - Unless they have made a point of saying they are a party girl this is definitely not the way to go. Contrary to popular belief we are not sat at the end of the phone dressed up in our finest crotchless panties, wearing 6-inch heels, condom in hand, waiting for you (however drunken & horny you may be) to text us at 3 am in the morning. As unbelievable and unfortunate as it may seem, sometimes (usually once in every 24-hour period) we need sleep too. I am sorry to dispel the myth, but your average SW is not some supernatural entity sifting through the web looking to seduce some poor helpless ~~creature~~ man. Yes granted, the way we make large items disappear down the backs of our throats can elude an air of the paranormal, but I promise you, we are just flesh and blood cut from the same, albeit chicer cloth as you. I understand it comes with the territory but if a lady makes it clear that she only works between certain hours please stick to them.

Sending single word texts - You will earn yourself double wanker points if you send one of the following: Hi, Hey, Address, Available, Time, Postcode, Outcall. Even two-word texts are a big no-no. ‘u working’ or ‘whos this’ seem to be particular favourites of the uninformed. Please note: if she doesn’t reply within 30 seconds sending ???? is not going to make her reply any sooner but it is guaranteed to earn you a place in the hairy palms brigade. Trust me, sending ???? is not acceptable…ever!!!

We have accessed that contacting sex workers at silly times is not a good thing to do but there are some things that should be totally avoided regardless of the time.

Can I present to you - The VideoCaller - You can usually find ‘The VideoCaller’ trawling the encrypted vaults of a payment free place called ‘Whats App’ although they have also been known to frequent a similar place called Facebook Messenger. I would tell you more about ‘The VideoCaller’ but I can’t. “Why” I hear you say, “Simple” is my reply. The reason I cannot tell you anything about ‘The VideoCaller’ is that as soon as ‘The VideoCaller’ puts in an appearance on my phone he is blocked FOR LIFE!!! Why would you even be the man who burns up my phone at 3 am?? Putting aside the fact that I don’t offer web chat or have any face pics on my site anywhere even in some private gallery. Why would anyone want to see me at some God-unholy hour, barely able to open my eyes and hair looking like something small mammals might take shelter in?? What makes it worse is the fact that it’s usually someone on the other side of the world, who even if they were helped by The Wizard of OZ himself still couldn’t make it to a booking on time.

Let’s say you have made it this far. You have chosen your SW, read her site in full and decided that she is the one you want to spend your hard-earned cash on. You’ve managed to make it to the initial contact. Personally, I prefer a politely worded text although some ladies prefer a phone call. Obviously, if you are looking for an outcall you will need to give her an idea of the location, but whatever is required you wouldn’t go far wrong with the following:

“Hi ………, I found your site via ……….. Are you available for a ….. hour booking on …….. preferably between the hours of …….. & ……., Thankyou………”

Simple, polite & concise will do the trick every time.

So, your luck is in, she has replied and a date is set. Do not fail me now, and in the days/hours leading up to your booking start sending multiple texts. Seriously there is nothing guaranteed to p!ss off an SW more than numerous texts telling them how horny you are or explicit details of what you will do to them once you are alone. Save that for when you are together but if the budding author in you cannot be tamed please send it via email because like most things in life you can be certain that inappropriate texts will always arrive at inappropriate times although, to be honest whenever they arrive and by whatever means they arrive most SW’s will mark you down as a timewasting fantasist anyway so unless she's expecting details of a roleplay etc please save the erotica for Literotica.

The time is finally here. Congratulations, you haven’t fallen at any of the above hurdles. Here are some little tips to ensure to make it over the threshold.

Life does sometimes get in the way so If you have booked in advance its sensible to confirm on the day to make sure nothing has changed.

Try to make it on time. Arriving early or late both bring their own set of problems. If you are going to be late, keep your SW informed. Tell her the truth, don’t say you are just looking for a parking spot if you haven’t even made it to the car. If there’s a suitable reason for being late and you forewarn them, I am sure they will do their best to accommodate you.

Do not arrive early and blow up her phone asking if she is ready yet. Apart from the fact it's fcuking annoying, it will only end up making her late. My advice is to send her a short text letting her know you have arrived early and that you are ready whenever she is.

Do not hang about outside, if you have arrived early and are on foot head for a coffee shop or go window shopping. If it’s a residential area go for a walk. The same goes if you are in a car, parking up on the bottom of someone’s street and sitting there for 20 minutes is going to raise some eyebrows at the very least. Try this whilst children are playing outside, and you can expect an angry mob of suspicious parents, flaming pitchforks in hand surrounding your car. Seriously though, use your brain, would you like it if some unknown bloke deposited himself outside your house blocking off your driveway?

When she does phone giving you the final directions to her front door don’t do the ultimate faux pas and repeat everything she says loudly back to her. You may as well wear a big fcuking badge saying ‘I’m a punter & I don’t give a fuck who ~~hears~~ knows it’ because believe me everyone in the area with half a brain will have guessed it anyway.

So there you go, it's a little longer than I expected and no doubt I will have missed something important but in a snapshot, my advice is:

When contacting a sex worker - Read her website, she will probably have a booking guide or general etiquette detailed on there so follow it. If not, keep it simple, polite & concise. Remember that she isn’t a Sex Worker 24/7. She will have a life outside of this so no unnecessary contact especially outside of her office hours and don’t bring any unwanted attention on yourself or her.

Keep to the above and it should all run smoothly. Now you just need to get through the booking in one piece. Don’t worry as soon as the feeling returns in my fingers I will start typing out a little booking survival guide for you.

My final piece of advice for you is: Whenever you contact a sex worker always keep in mind... Do you really want to p!ss off the person who is about to have her mouth (and teeth) around your favourite member??.. No, I thought not!!

Enjoy, Gina x

The Kinky Masseuse©
Stimulating the Male G-Spot Since 2009

Monday, June 4th 2018

The Art of Prostate Milking by Gina G

What is a prostate massage and should I believe the hype???

Well according to Wikipedia its:
Prostate massage is the massage or stimulation of the male prostate gland for medical purposes or sexual stimulation. The prostate takes part in the sexual response cycle, and is essential for the production of semen.Wikipedia

Any guy who has ever visited me will know that I absolutely love giving a Prostate Massage. It even comes above my next love which is Rimming. Give me a nice clean bum to play with it and I’m a happy little bunny. Seriously I find there’s nothing more satisfying than a worldly wise middle aged guy telling me that he has never experienced anything like that before and it’s the best orgasm he has ever had!!!

What is to lose with a prostate massage…. Not only does it give you a fantastic orgasm or multiple orgasms its also good for your health. It’s a total win win!!!

Although that isn’t to say there’s no down side to the whole thing.

What I have found in my many years of offering Prostate massage is the following:

· Some Guys who consider themselves 100% straight can get very squeamish at the mere mention of things going up as opposed to coming down their Anal Canal.

· Although some Guys totally enjoy their 1st time, it can take other guys a couple of goes before they can relax enough to let go and go with the flow.
· It really is worth persevering.

· Some people think a prostate massage is just sticking a finger up a bum….. They could not be more wrong.

· The tidier a guy is down there the better service I can give.

· It does not mean you are Gay!!!

For those guys who are considering a little anal play I come across a fantastic piece. You can find the full article on my personal website (you can find the link to it on my profile page)

Monday, April 24th 2017

Simply The Best

24th April 2017: Its 2:10am and I can not sleep, its driving me crazy, I have tried all the old tricks....counting sheep...warm milk....soothing music....soft porn.....masturbation.....and still no sleep!!!!
This happens the night before every tour, at least it has done since I only went and only got myself the best Duo Partner around!!!! The delightfully delectable Ms Rachel Green!!! WOW WOW WOW What can I say, she is fecking awesome and good enough to eat (which I will be doing in around 12 hours time....yummy)
I am like a child at christmas and the cat who got the cream all rolled into one. I can not begin to tell you how excited I am thinking what (tomorrow) Monday....Tuesday....Wednesday...Thursday and Friday Morning may bring. What I do know is that it's going to be very very naughty and full of lots of kinky delights. I am a lucky lady indeed because beside seeing Rachel I will also get to meet lots of horny gents some of them will be old friends and some of them new but that doesn't matter, we may meet as strangers but we will part as friends. The thought of it all is giving me tingles in my tummy I think I might just have gone and fallen in lurve. Its True, I can not lie

I LOVE MY ~~Job~~ PLAYTIME

Sunday, February 12th 2017

Maid in Birmingham

WOW!!! What can I say except I never expected Birmingham to be filled with so many horny deep throat loving men. The Deep Throat Queen was in serious demand!!! I even had a stand by list of gents ready to step in if a cancellation came up, because of that and an inherent need in me to put some order to the madness I had to put some 'guidelines' in place

See for yourself, it was all very fem-dom of me

Birmingham Tour Guidelines:

Sorry guys but priority will be given to gents who are registered on Adultwork

Priority will also be given to gents who have completed a booking form (see my 'How to book' tab if you are unsure what to do) Unless you have given a valid reason as to why not I will still consider myself as available until you do

You need to call, text or email to confirm you can still make it at least 1 hour before the booking is due to take place, if you don't I will consider myself.......yes you guessed it....AVAILABLE

Life sometimes gets in the way!!! I understand as it happens to me sometimes too, so don't worry if you have to cancel as long as you let me know I will not consider you a 'timewaster' and you can reschedule

FEEDBACK!!!!! Who doesn't love a little positive feedback???? I do, you do, we all do, Once I receive it, not only will I reciprocate I will also give you a naughty little gift of my choosing which could be anything from a pin number to view a naughty little album in my private gallery, an erotic story written by me with you as the star, a naughty photo emailed to you, a pair of my used panties

it could be anything but I guarantee you will enjoy it and as I'm only human the better the feedback the better the gift so imagine what a 10/10 field report will earn you

These "guidelines" worked so well that I have decided to incorporate them into my usual day to day meets especially the booking form part. The phones were blowing red hot with people wanting to meet. The girls and I were running crazy off our feet not knowing if we were coming or going (when all we wanted to do was cum). It was all very confusing especially when our gents were using the same name, there's only so many "Birmingham Johns" you can have in your contact list before you start losing it. The girls and I are even contemplating taking a "Maid/PA/Cook" with us next time we are on tour. Seriously that’s how crazy things got. It was 11pm on the second night when I realised I had only taken one bite to eat out of a pizza all day. Great for the waistline but pretty crap for keeping your stamina going (thank goodness for Rachel and her deliveroo obssession) Bubble Tea anyone???

So what did I learn on this tour:

[1] There is never enough towels
[2] There is never enough hot water
[3] There is never a decent maid around when you need one
[4] You can not live on 1 bite of pizza alone
[5] Deliveroo is God
[6] Adultworks booking system is a life saver
[7] Birmingham gents fcuking love deep throat!!!

See you soon Birmingham!!!
We will be back

Gina G (.)(.)

Thursday, October 31st 2013

Ginas' message for the day

WEDNESDAY 30th OCTOBER 2013
What a fabulously relaxing day!! It wasnt meant to be that way but be prepared for what you wish for and all that. Ive been having a very hectic time lately and as I was updating my profile yesterday I was thinking its great being busy but I could really do with some time to myself, so it might of been my subconsious working but maybe thats why I ended up putting my old phone number up as my contact number. So sorry to all you horny gents who were trying to contact me but heres to a Goodnight thats full of dirty dreams and if we are both lucky I will be seeing you tomorrow x

THURSDAY 31st OCTOBER 2013
I've been looking forward to todays meet since I first spoke to the lovely Gent and I wasnt disapointed, what a horny playfull morning we had, finished off with a unexpected armwrestle lol told you we had fun. After leaving with a smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye. I did the same as any good courtesan does and spent my afternoon shopping for sexy outfits and a good few pairs of stockings. I don't understand why I go though so many, maybe its my because one of my kinks is leaving them on whilst I'm having sex. I have even been known to take a naughty shower whilst still wearing them. I love the feel of them against my skin especially when they are wrapped around someones neck. Hmmm now thats enough for tonight but don't forget to check out my costumes and if you can guess the two new onesI will give you a discount of our next meet. So heres to a very Goodnight thats full of dirty dreams and if we are both lucky I will be seeing you tomorrow x
PS:I take a medium in stockings xxxx