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Monday, September 19th 2022

Pussy Pumping

I had an item on my wish list that a lovely gent just kindly sent to me very recently, an electronic rechargeable pussy pump :)

We had been having some very kinky chats about them and how engorged and alien like they look, it's been something that I've found very horny for some time, I did have one of those manual ones ages ago but it wasn't very good.

Well the pump recently arrived and with bated breath I had it on charge and got myself in the mood watching some pumping porn

Here goes....

I used some nice thick water base lube to create a seal with the suction cup firmly held over my labia/lips and turned the pump on, wow it felt strong so I quickly stopped it and just enjoyed the sensation until I felt it was time to turn on again.

Over a period of about 15 to 20 mins I was slowly pumping and then when it was obvious the cup was full of flesh and no longer able to accommodate more swelling I then removed it and OMG my pussy was really engorged and felt super sensitive and horny that after taking some pics I just had to have a good play. All the area felt really swollen in a good way ;) and my clit felt and looked amazing!

Any ladies reading this I highly recommend getting one!

I wasn't as swollen looking as some of the extreme porn I have seen as I notice the cylinder they use is much longer/depth than any I have seen online and I was back to normal after a bout 20 mins with lips staying a little puffy for a while longer.

Sunday, September 11th 2022

Sun, sea, no sand or sex!

I've been having a lovely time in Santorini, yesterday I went out on a Catamaran for a sunset cruise around the island.

Today is more sunbathing & relaxing by our plunge pool, heading over to the first hotel I was at for 5 nights tomorrow daytime, they have a large nfinity pool and better facilities to get ready for my flight home.

It's been a super relaxing time in the sun but I have itchy twitchy palms from not giving slowcsexy sensual massages, spanking naughty bottoms and much more.

Looking forward to getting back into the gym, working & seeing my beautiful cat back home. I've been petting & feeding lots of the cats out here, one 5 month old kitten has stolen My heart, I've called her Effy after my friend & the other hotel cat Esme as they weren't named.

Over n out for now
Helen xXx

Thursday, September 1st 2022

Brighton Dungeon & more

I have a foursome booked in at The Brighton Dungeon, I have packed a bag of toys/heels and something sexy to wear. Lots to do today, must stop off for a few holiday bits on route!

I had planned on filming lots more clips but simply ran out of time, with a friends filthy brain in tow we have come up with lots of super kinky ideas and I am always happy to listen to any requests, if feasible I will consider it ;)

Is 6 swimsuits (very skimpy) and 7 bikinis too much for 10 days haha not a question! I like to have a choice :) I'm sure I will have forgotten to pack something but will make do. Looking forward to relaxing, swimming and a super time away in one of the most beautiful Greek Islands.

Ms Helen xXx

Friday, August 26th 2022

Packing for my holiday & playing

OMG I got side tracked earlier!

I was meant to be going through all my summer wardrobe and simply pack for my holiday but I then started trying on some very sexy wear I've recently had delivered, seemed to make sense at the time that I was naked anyway and then I got so horny and got inspired to make some mini clips, lol.

I have at least got a pile of beach/holiday wear ready to pack and just the shoes/lotions/potions to sort with just 6 days to go, I will get there!

Must be something in the air or the great quality of some of the callers recently who I've enjoyed sharing fantasy chat and domination chat with.

No ones taken me up on the talk filth to me and let me chill with my wand yet......

Friday, August 5th 2022

Photo session was fun

I've had a lovely catch up with a friend this morning, we snapped away taking pics of FOUR lingerie sets as I've been promising some chaps for a while that I would do some. Much giggling was had over bondage style bra straps. I've had pics taken wearing a black set from Bordello, pink set from Playful Promises, green set from Honey Birdette and red Agent Provocateur bra with a red lace body (see attached) 😀

I've a whole roll to go through, so they will be going up slowly, meanwhile here's a selfie I took after much of my make-up had melted off!

Kisses
Ms H xx

Wednesday, August 3rd 2022

Dratted alarm clock

Arghhhhhhh I hate having to set an alarm clock as it's sods law that I'm having the most wonderful dream and then it goes off when you get to the best bit!

This morning I was having the most intense filthy sex dream and believe Me I was at the really good part and yes the alarm went off! Sometimes I can hit snooze and get back into a dream but not today as I've a busy one ;)

I have a naughty patient coming along for his kinky medical later and will be dressing up as a strict but deviant Nurse to carry out various procedures and maybe extract a sample or two (if he is lucky) I might snap a pic or two of Me all dressed up!

Have a fab day all XX

Monday, July 11th 2022

Some amazing play times recently

I always smile to Myself when I'm chatting with someone about their fetish and they say that they think they're a bit weird.

Hmmmmm you know My list of fetish interests is much bigger! I guess that makes Me a massive perv, nothing wrong with being kinky...

Recently I got together with Will, he is a Dom and I've often been asked to arrange bi fun with Myself as the Mistress of ceremonies and then nothing ever happens, however the last one did and oh boy was it fun! Wearing My own Mistress dick we had the sub bobbing for cock back n forth and I warmed up his little sissy fuck hole before I handed him over to Will. I took the subs mouth and gagged him with My cock as Will thrust his hard cock into him.......fast forward to the grand finale, the sub had to jerk off into a saucer and then Will gave him a facial

I love play times and it's great to have other people to team up, treble the fun!

Monday, January 10th 2022

January Update News

Hi folks, hope you are all keeping well and getting into the swing of a new year

Lots of My gents are still very nervous about booking a play time with the new variant of Covid.

I actually had C19 just after I went out in London to Club Pedestal (late Nov/Dec) so I got it 5 days later and was in isolation for a full 14 days as I felt pretty rough (all ok now)

I had to reschedule my booster, done now!

Since then I have asked my clients to either take their own lateral flow test just 30 mins before setting off to me and if that's not possible then I can provide one when they first arrive. This would be socially distanced. If it were positive I would ask the person to leave and reschedule the play time when they are clear/out of isolation.

I have sanitisation protocols in place, air filter in play room and only see 2 people max on any given day. This allows plenty of air time to open windows, clean down & sterilise equipment.

With not knowing how long we will all be living with this virus, remember to actually live and have fun, just do it safely.

Saturday, November 20th 2021

you MUST book ahead & deposits

Hi subs/slaves/kinksters

I've been receiving lots of messages wanting to come right now, doubt these people would actually follow through if I did say yes!

However I do ask that you plan ahead with 24 hours notice if you are new to Me. I very much welcome those who do this and it gives Me time to plan an amazing play time with you!

If I have seen you before then I ask for minimum of two hours notice after we have agreed to see each other that day. Those who've been to My very well equipped play space know I have TWO rooms turned over to kink and so much kink equipment that I often need to move things around in order to see you in a particular room.

This is also a major reason for taking a non refundable deposit 24hrs ahead.

Without notice or a deposit in place I am simply not prepared to deal with the unknown, setting up equipment or the unreliable.

Please plan ahead as it's VERY rare I would be available anyway on a same day, if I am not already booked I am often pursuing other fun or essential activities in My private life.

Best kink fuelled wishes
MISTRESS Helen X

Tuesday, July 13th 2021

A lovely gift

Thank you to a wonderful chap/kinkster who has just bought me a little bottle of Tom Ford Lost Cherry, it smells absolutely gorgeous :)

Next to it is my little handbag bottle size of Creed Love in White Summer, which I am running very low on and would dearly love some more. The sound of a hint dropping haha

Recently I was given some sun flower and wild flower seeds for the garden and one of my lovely Norwegian players is having 2 new items made for Me by Ouch UK. A very vicious Martinet and an Aunties Spoon made in leather. I'm really looking forward to receiving those.

Gifts are always gratefully received, you can always ask Me if there is anything I am hankering after

Must fly as have a session booked in, so just a short blog today

Friday, April 2nd 2021

Happy Easter Folks

Good morning

Spring has sprung so has Spring Madness it seems. As much as I would love to be seeing people right now it is still a £10K fine having anyone inside! So sessions would need to be the rate advertised plus £10K in a briefcase in cash haha this could be a great money spinner if I'm not actually fined as I still get to keep it for running the risk.

Seriously it's same date as shops opening and from Gatwick in industrial premises.

The law is then from May date that people can come into your homes. The date is on the Gov website, not allowed to put specifics in blogs.

Being 51 years young I have had my first jab, had the Oxford AZ and no side effects.

I am looking forward to getting back into the swing of things again and have bought some new impact items during lockdown and gifted some from a wonderful loyal boi. He bought me lots of new dildos for pegging your bottoms too!

My mini dungeon/playroom has had a make over too, the whole house got redecorated ALL by Me. I even you tubed hanging wallpaper and did that in My dining area. As well as putting carpet tiles to fit in the conservatory.

I became a proper DIY-er until I ran out of things to do.

Have a good Easter & look forward to seeing My bois, subs, kinksters and bitches again in a couple of weeks time.

Mistress Helen XX

Saturday, February 20th 2021

Are you bored, then step this way for a read

I appreciate that many of you chaps are bored rigid with a stiff cock in lockdown, so step this way for all sorts of wonderful ways to get your fetish fix. Spend some time perusing what's available.

I can't wait to get back into sessions and have bought a lot of new impact play items from London Tanners, Quality Control and McHurt. I also have an even bigger collection of new bum toys, dildos etc from John Thomas toys. I wonder who will be able to take the massive gold Orc cock ;) there have been so many sales on over the last year.

Don't be a dick and ask for a real time session in the flesh face to face as in coming to visit Me as this is against the boring rules and will incur a 10K fine if we were reported! Plus no I won't come out and visit you either, I have My bubble partner thank you.

I do find it is mainly the guys that have been on the site for many years and yet do not have one single scrap of feedback, highly suspicious indeed.

When the hair salons/beauty places etc are open then obviously sessions can commence with PPE in place until we have all had that small prick and I'm not talking about that pathetic little worm between your legs in some cases hahahahahahaha :)

Have a jolly wanking weekend
and those in chastity.........tough!
Mistress Helen
XX

Thursday, September 10th 2020

Time Wasting Idiots

Any Mistress/escort etc finds this comes with the job

However it is something I nip in the bud very quickly

My time is precious, very precious

If you can't invest a tenner or a little more chatting with Me using this platform first to ask Me questions then I know for sure that you aren't ever going to book!

If you've been on this site for 3 years and don't have any feedback then what does that say about you?! I know what it means!

I tend to use this platform for chats as your interview for possible real time sessions, I am very select in whom I see, as well as I enjoy chatting very much with My kinky phone chat clients.

Having been away just over a week on holiday I do know I've some catching up to do with some of My subs/slaves/kinksters.

Looking forward to chatting with you again soon

Thursday, July 9th 2020

Sex pests!

Well what a couple of days it has been with a couple of calls that have really pissed Me off!

I love chats where we are chatting for at least 10 mins and get the lowdown first on what the persons into and then get into the fantasy, sharing the fantasy together, it's fun. Many of my reg bois have built up such a lovely rapport on here over time.

The call that pissed me off was a "hello darling, got my cock out and wanking it" I won't go into the ins/outs of what I said but made it clear I'm a Mistress and I give permission when etc.

He shot his lot in less than 1 min 30 seconds!

It seems to be the new fashion to call a Mistress in the last final stages of your wanking, just to hear a voice for a few seconds.

It's disrespectful, disgraceful and screams cheap skate, not My cup of tea thanks!

It makes that person no better than a glorified sex pest ringing anyone up in the phone directory.

I love chatting!
chatting
once again chatting

Have you got that?!

Mistress Helen X