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Saturday, July 21st 2012

Hairy Pussy- Forget Vajazzle; Bring Back The Bush!

When it comes to pubic hair, do you like it wild & soft, funky pussy design or silky smooth?

I'm going to be pretty radical for 2012 and admit; I'm loving the fact that my big, juicy pussy lips are currently completely hidden by a super-soft bush of fluffy, dark, kinky hair down below. I feel it's right now so commonplace to see shiny bald pussies all over the net, that its no longer considered naughty or sexy or as exotic. Far more niche to bravely sport a ferocious mane of natural hair between the legs I think.

But why are ladies so embarrassed about going au naturale 'downstairs'?

Well, we are given the impression we ladies would come accross as unkempt, ungroomed, or in some way less than desirable. Utter nonsense!

I think we will see a revival of the 'bush', as we forego the wax strips & razors and hanker after the images from generations gone by- where top shelf magazines and fuzzy vhs porn featured naturally hairy ladies as the norm. In fact, it was 'the hairier the better'! Any of you guys who hid in their bedrooms as teenagers, wanking furiously over their dad's porn mags; studying the sight of some models' creamy cum sticking those luscious pubes together & dribbling down a few long strands surrounding those plump labia majora, will know exactly what I mean...

And whoever dreamt up the 'vajazzle' was a fool. The fad is for the young, inexperienced and impractical. All those stick-on pussy designs look pretty for the first 10 minutes, but don't last. In my experience, guys don't care for the fancy extras anyway, so why bother yourself? A man just wants his pussy clean and juicy - no more, no less. Am I right guys?

Shaving is a bitch too. Ladies: Who likes prickly, stubbly pussy? Guys: Anyone for stubble rash? You go downtown for a sweet treat, and come back up with a pair of irritated lips to match your girlfriends'... Plus, the upkeep of staying smooth is horrendous; a never ending fucking chore.

So, in conclusion, I'm wearing my mane wild & untamed for the forseeable future, and with absolute pride! Just as nature intended.

Anyway, you should see how hot my bush looks in my new crotchless fishnet bodystocking...

Not that any of you will get verify that on cam! Hehe

Oh I do love to tease...

Sunday, July 15th 2012

Vanilla Sessions Vs. Alternative/ Fetish Sessions

'Vanilla' Sessions - In my experience, mostly attracts dominant or assertive men. Most popular requests are to see a full strip (naked), spit (down boobs) or to play with my pussy on demand. It would be worth a good read of my profile to know that I would not & do not take orders from men (or anyone!) and you cannot DEMAND anything of me during our session. I will however, tease and do a little (top half) peep show if you're well behaved, and you will no doubt be satisfied (as long as we are both upfront and clear in our communication). Just because you are paying, does not mean manners go out the window. Be respectful at all times, and it will get you very far...

'Alt.'/ 'Fetish' Sessions - In my experience, mostly attracts submissive or passive men. Most popular requests are to strip (them, for me), dress up (girly lingerie usually), me to give them verbal abuse, torture themselves (cock & balls or ass insertions) & guided masturbations. Although vanilla sessions can be fun, Fetish for me is the ultimate joy! These men are usually humble, easy to please and honest to a fault. They are also much more loyal and will come back time and time again, as well as give positive feedback.

I have also found that lots of guys with 'vanilla' tastes are extremely curious about trying fetish/ alternative sessions, but think it might be too 'freaky' and are too afraid to cross over.

It's not all about pvc, rubber & whips and chains or blood and torture! It's about exploring the non-standard things that arouse different senses and parts of your mind - all the things that arouse you, but you can't/ won't try with your partner at home.

It could be anything as simple as a beautiful lady (like me) laughing at your small cock to watching a lady massage her beautiful feet (like mine) to bi/ shemale sex fantasies to guided masturbation & orgasm control (ie. telling you how to wank & when to cum) to licking Mistresses shiny black leather boots to fantasising with me about your wife being fucked by a big black cock... And so much more!

There is no stereotype of person who is into fetish either. I have regular clients who are doctors, lawyers, teachers, bricklayers, students, directors.. and so many more. It doesn't mean you are depraved or there is something wrong with you if you have more unusual or bizarre tastes. It doesn't matter if you are middle aged or older and have never tried anything new before.

It's never too late to open your mind and enjoy yourself!

And by the way, having a (phone/ cam) session with me does NOT constitute as cheating on your partner, so don't worry!

Also, I LOVE newbies! Email me, I'd love to know your secret desires!

Saturday, June 16th 2012

Mistress Ebony's Cruel Email To PayPig Sub Loser!!

After using another loser pay-pig sub last Saturday, he had the nerve to hang up on me during our weekly fetish phonecall (luckily he paid for the hour in advance!).

Frustrated, I wanted to remind him why he wasn't good enough to speak with me in the first place, and I sent him the following email, entitled:

"YOU FUCKING LOSER"

"You pathetic mess-

You have nothing and no one in your life.

No one gives a shit about you.

You still go on holiday with your Mummy and Daddy, because your 2 friends have girlfriends, unlike you.

You get more calls and texts from telemarketing companies than you do actual friends.

You're alone at home all through the week. No one bothers to visit unless they want something.

You don't even have any pets, because they would probably run away, or you would let them die because you're so pathetic.

Ladies stare right through you because you're ugly. If they do give you the time of day, they generally walk all over you - take what they want, then fuck off. This will happen to you your WHOLE LIFE.

You might remember the last time you had sex with a woman (was it 2008, 2009 or 2010?), but I guarantee SHE DOESN'T.

You have to watch porn and jerk off because no one wants you; you're repulsive.

That DICK of yours is a perfectly good waste of human flesh.

You fantasise about a beautiful lady (like me) taking your money, cause at least then they would want you (they wouldn't, just your CASH)

You're too afraid to LIVE YOUR LIFE FULLY. Right now you just exsist.

I am literally the only lady you will speak to intimately all month. You are BANNED from the chatline.

You look forward till your payday on the 28th so you can GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY.

Don't try and resist speaking to me. You can't. You aren't strong enough. Nor are you NORMAL, so don't kid yourself.

It's only a matter of time until you crawl back to me. You'll be horny and desperate, and I will ENJOY using you."

A day later, he sent a thank you email, agreeing with my humiliating comments, and a £50 Amazon Gift Certificate!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What a fucking retard!!

The moral of the story is this: Financial Domination Pays folks!

Friday, June 8th 2012

Mistress Ebony’s Food Control & Feeding Fetish Pt1

Man Vs. Food – Food Always Wins!

I want to share with you my new obsession. It’s not an original fetish, and one I am frankly surprised I am SO into right now.

I have a (now treasured) money pig Keith who had a rather unusual fantasy he wanted to play out with me. He informed me that after seeing my website he had these visions of me blackmailing him and manipulating him to sabotage his diet (this piggy is a porky 224 lbs, wanting to reduce down to lean 175 lbs). After paying his blackmail application fee, I began compiling revolting weekly menus for him to consume, and watching him eat his evening meal daily via Skype (I also require photo evidence of the other meals he has eaten throughout the day).

Every missed meal incurs a fine of £50. If he vomits during or after a meal or is unable to finish, it’s another £50. He is particularly fascinated by being forced to eat foods all of a certain colour or type. For example, last week it was brown food only (we figured fat pigs like mud, so it was fitting...). I must say, the thrill I got last Thursday from watching piggy eat a whole family sized platter of chocolate syrup covered cocktail sausages (co-incidentally the same size as his penis!) followed by 4 rounds of peanut butter and HP sauce toasted sandwiches (brown bread, naturally). He got the sauce all over his pig snout...

Dessert was spectacular – a sumptuous brown pie; made of a whole cup of mud from his garden (I allowed him to pick the worms out first, but the brown leaves remained!) with coffee beans & dark honey, blended in a food processor, then poured through a funnel straight into his open mouth! The sight of this on Skype had me almost falling off my chair I was laughing so hard!! Surprisingly, with my encouragement (and despite my cruel taunts) he managed to keep it all down for the duration of our session. Good Piggy!

This week it’s junk food week. Cereals, fruits, vegetables and generally anything natural, and not processed or fried is banned!

Piggy Keith has to consume as many calories as he can in each day. Anything less than 5,000 is an utter failure, therefore he doubles his typical intake. Every morning, on waking (6:30am), he makes a massive fried breakfast with 4 French toast, which he devours at record speed (like pigs do). At 8am he visits his local bakery on the way to work and gets: 2 breakfast sausage rolls, 2 cheese & bacon wraps, 2 bags of doughnuts, 2 chocolate croissants, and he has to consume the lot by 9:30am at the latest; no excuses. Every lunchtime (12pm) he gorges on TWO supersized MacDonalds Big Mac meals with a large chocolate milkshake. He buys two bags of large chocolate chip cookies for his mid-afternoon snack (2:30pm), and a family pack of Walkers crisps to scoff on the train going home (5pm). His evening meal (7pm) is a variety of calorie-laden, cheap ready meals (I like to watch him eat 3 or 4 if he can manage!); and I insist he has a final stodgy late-night snack (9pm) like 4 rounds of toasted cheese sandwiches or a two whole packet of custard cream biscuits to round off the day.

Going more than 2.5 hours without a meal (and sending me the photographic evidence of him stuffing his face) incurs another £50 fine!! So far, he has only paid £250 in fines – not bad, but I think I may be quite well off from him in the next 10 weeks, as I can see piggy is already struggling with the massive food intake! Hahaha...

The moral of this story is: be careful what you wish for...

Any ideas on what I can force him to gobble up next week?!

Guess what? Porky piggy Keith has already GAINED 5.5 pounds in the 2 weeks he has been on my diet! Oink oink!! The weight gain makes him miserable and disgusted with himself, and yet he cannot resist the food seduction nor the fact he may be letting his Mistress down if he doesn’t complete his food tasks; plus he cannot afford to pay too many of my fines for failing!

So.... Who’s next??