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| Wednesday, August 2nd 2023 |
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| I Failed my driving test :-( |
Hey boys!
Happy August how are you all?
What Has everybody been upto?
Life has been going well for me and I have been certainly been keeping nice and busy with life! As you all know I am renovating my house and I have added some absolutely wonderful additions to my home and my bedroom is finally finished! The project took me alot longer than I thought as I had to have some lighting moved and shelves put in and once that was done I thought why stop there! So I added a pink carpet, pink walls and basically pink everything to match! Its truly magical in here and even though I have done things to every single room the bathroom and bedroom are all done including all of the 'hard' messy jobs, I can honestly say I am so happy with it! Walking on a new carpet is so lovely! I cant actually believe I have been here a year now! I have so many projects Big and small to keep me occupied for the next year, I need to just keep going with it and enjoy myself too! I have some wonderful people who help me and I will be always so so so thankful for there help! Working in this industry can get so loanly, but having great people you can trust and rely on just makes me feel so happy.
In other news! I failed my driving test! :-( I know guys!! it was an absolute nightmare!! Those of u that know me know that I struggle real bad with dyslexia and I was struggling with learning here in stoke, Not only was I finding it hard just learning a couple of hours a week but I knew it would be hard to get a driving test booked in here, So I decided to go to Kings lynn for a fast track driving week, Well it was 2 weeks! guys it was HARD!!! It was like being at a training camp or something! every day at 8 am I had to get up have breakfast and learn to drive till 3:30, it was mentaly and physically exhausting! Anybody that has learnt to drive knows how hard it is, but add that I essentially am the MOST dyslexic person you know! I don't know my left and my rights even with a huge L and R on my hand, So here I am, walking around kings Lynn, dazed and confused with huge L and Rs on my hand, I can imagine I looked SO SO sexy it was unreal!!! haha! The hardist part for me learning on my fast track as getting lost and loosing all direction! I know its called learning to drive, and I dont know if many dyslexic and dyspraxic people an relate but I don't think I am learning anything most of the time, I mainly feel like I go though life simply remembering how to do things and trying not to mess it up over and over again until it becomes simply imprinted on my memory, at least, that's what it feels like to me anyway!! So remembering how to drive was pretty easy at certain points in my process, but trying to not forget...this is where the problems come! I would do the same round about over and over and over again and get it right, and then simply the instructions or way to do it would go out of my head, - I never got as bad to go the wrong way at the round about, but if there was no other cars on the road and my mind was truly scrambled I wouldn't put it past me!! Ultimately though the thing that I struggled the most was Independent driving and this is where a fast track let me down, for 2 weeks I had absolutely no idea where in the frecking world I was! and this reflected when following the road signs for my independent driving, It was hard!!! When driving here in stoke even though I dont fully know the road signs, I know where about i'm going, so I can worry about getting into the correct lane and because its a city, its not mega fast, in KL the speed was much much faster, it was a huge struggle! Test day came and I was convinced that if the instructor took mercy on me and asked me for the satnav and not to follow the road signs I may be in with some luck! Alas I got the road signs, but...in a stroke of luck there was for once loads of traffic and heavy rain so i was able to give myself plenty of time to follow the road signs, however, There may have been a little situation with a mini round about and he had to put the breaks on, but my test wasn't abandoned, but my head had totally gone and i messed up my reverse parking more than I think he Thought I did! I ended the test with 10 minors (3 of which not checking my blindspot) but 2 majors! :-( so my kings lynn adventure after 2 weeks and about 50 hours driving was over and I got home to stoke to start learning again!!! and here we are!! taking my weekly 4 hours a week and trying to book in for another test!! Overall I don't regret doing my fast tract, it was mentally hard for me, after my break up I have had alot of self doubt and It felt most days like this is just another thing I cant get right, and sayin sorry 40 times a day because your brain just cant filter simple instructions is just soul destroying, I had to be so kind to myself and my brain, and I tried the best I can, but overall I have come home a better driver and alot more confident. I actually miss driving every day and I am manifesting the way that my new car feels, and sounds, and smells and looks, the keys in my hands, I infact can 100% say that manifestation has gotten me to where I am today and I know that the day will come where I can drive and I want you all to see it for me because I will pass one day....soon I hope!
apart from my disaster driving, my very pink renovations life has been ticking along for me quite nice! I have been to the cinema to see the barbie movie - Which probably needs its own blog post because it was just AMAZING! on both a visual but also a deeper level I'm sure nobody reading cares about, but essentially it was all about equality and I know all of the guys are reading this are also into equality and choice also! Tomorrow I am going to see oopenhimer which I am excited for. I have been having some truly lovely events with my wedding business and I am truly excited for when I can drive and expand the way that I would like.
Anyway, I cant think of any other news to tell you all about my life!! I am going on holiday to turkey with my brother in September which I am so excited about because I have been so hard doing massage, managing everything social media etc doing webcam shifts here sometimes and just generally being a very naughty bbw redhead!
I hope u like the pic I have attached, x
And thats me, signing out....
Nurse lucy will see you now!
All my love
Lucy xxxx
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| Tuesday, June 6th 2023 |
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| Birlthday Girl xx |
Hi guys how are you all?
I cant believe we are now in june! Like - How fast is this year going? I hope that you have all been well and that you all have been good boys!
Whats going on with me? Well at first glance it seems like nothing has changed with me, but I guess so much has!!
I guess the first thing is that I have started massage properly, I only do 1-3 massages a week depending on my other commitments outside of massage such as my other platform based work, but its been such good fun meeting new clients and catching up with old ones, some of who I haven't seen for many many years! It makes me so happy and warm knowing that you all have been thinking about me throughout the pandemic and knowing that you all have waited on my return makes me feel so humble! thank you all!!
In other news who has been enjoying the sun? It has been so nice out in my garden! this is the second year in my garden and it truly has been so lovely! it was my first spring in the garden and it feels so weird thinking that I have now spent every season in my garden! There has been so many beautiful hidden gems in my garden, so many allium and tulip bulbs that it was just a huge treat when they all came up to greet me! There honestly is no grater joy than going outside with my lovely cup of tea and looking at the wonderful garden nature has given me! I have had to do alot of work out there such as painting fences, jet washing and taking loads of sexy selfies...all in a days work ;-)
I have also been doing so much work in my house and It has been so nice to show it off to my clients and family, and for my lovely handyman that helps me SO much in my lovely home, thank you so much!!
today is the 6th of june and on the 11th it will be my birthday! Can you believe that I wil be 35! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN haha! I cant believe I first joined AW when i was 20 years old!! Its so weird to think that I have had so many varying jobs in sex work, online and physical! but I am so happy I am here today and so happy that I met you all!!
Anyway guys I am off to a driving lesson tonight and then I am going to a quiz with my family! Wish me luck on both parts! I am not sure which one will be harder! haha! Honestly trying to master reverse parking as a thirty something dyslexic is hard!!
I hope to update you all on everything I have forgotten haha!
Love Lucy xxx
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| Saturday, March 18th 2023 |
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| Positivity for all x |
Hi guys I hope your all well! Just a message to say that you are all amazing and beautiful and whatever Is happening In life you know I’m here to listen!! Rather than rambling here every week I’m just going to write the good old dyslexic style bullet points! So here we go:
What went well this last couple of weeks :
Iv done an amazing massage with a lovely time, he chose my VIP package which includes 2 assisted showers, because I’m still only fitting in the massages around my other work it was lovely to welcome a new client. I think the one to 2 clients a week ratio is working really well.
Iv done some amazing v calls and cam work and sexting with some amazing guys, honestly you guys know how much I love chatting to you all, my cam shows can get so naughty with so many toys and lube used but then on other levels I get to chat about other things with my fans, each and every interaction is loved and it’s all different. It’s so fun to hear different Fetishes.
I booked my driving test but it’s not till wayyyyyy back at the end of the year!
I went live on tictok
I had my hair and eyebrows done
Iv been to the gym a few times and not just used the treadmill! My brother showed me the fancy Machines that mega fit people use, and although I’m using the gym to help keep my head right and for well-being I have noticed a big improvement with my lower back which is very good news!!!!
Iv been to see 2 movies! Campions and hallelujah! They were both very Good! I love movies and I’m really happy that Brandon Frazier won for the whale as it was a truly amazing piece of cinema and it made me cry buckets! Why my brother book me to see that 2 months out of a break down I don’t know because I almost had a mental breakdown! But it was fab!
I attended a new volunteer session
I screwed my very first curtain rod in all by myself and the curtains are still up!
Iv almost finished painting my bedroom pink, im going for something called colour drenching which means painting everything the same colour…. And can we guess the colour?!?!
I’m going on holiday in 1 week! Yay
Obviously still going through my breakup things are still hard at times, I can go days and not think about my ex, then suddenly have a super hard couple of days of non stop questions in my head and feelings of not being good enough. But When those moments come, I try and hold on the facts. The truth and not the anger or speculation and I keep telling myself that everything always works out for me, and that I am very very lucky all because of my amazing fans xxxx
Anyway guys I think that’s it for now!
Thank you for reading my positivity lost
Love you all
Lucy x
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| Thursday, March 9th 2023 |
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| I Hope you are staying warm! |
Hey Boys,
I hope you are all well!
Can you believe this snow, but I kind of am sad that its not sticking as much as I thought, I live really high up so its so nice to see the snowy rooftops of alsager and further afield!
This week has gone quick and my weekly goal of pacing myself is going ok, I have managed to paint my bedroom, have naughty online fun on cam, look after my nephews, go to the gym and go to the hairdresser! Tonight I was supposed to be starting a course but it has been pushed back because of the snow! grrr! Hopefully tomorrows volunteer work wont be canceled because I will be sad!
I have had loads of messages about massages too, I was worried that you were all going to be mad at me for having so much time off so I am so happy you all still love me!
This weekend is really chilled out! I am going to the cinema with my brother, (did I tell you we literally go to Nando's and the cinema every week??) and I need to get my eyebrows done! I live rock and roll! haha! Okok I may be a little bit naughty too!
Hope you are staying nice and warm
Love lucy xxxxx |
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| Tuesday, February 28th 2023 |
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| Sunshine and sparkles xxxxxx |
Hi guys how are you all?
I hope you are all well, happy and healthy!
Its been another month gone almost and I wanted to catch you all up with what I have been upto!
I have been keeping busy with my online stuff and having so much fun on tiktoc etc, its been so much fun to show my creative and naughty side with you all! So if you are not already tuned into to that part of the the internet you are certainly in for a treat!!!
In other news I am now fully back in the swing for a massage now, I don't work as often as I used to as online still takes priority however I am very much enjoying the beautiful and healing massages that I do. I have had so many lovely complements over my new bathroom too, I am just blown away by it all! Thank you all so much!
As for my mental health and how I am doing with regards to the breakup, I have been ok but truthfully guys its been hard! I have never been so sad after a breakup be4, but I am getting there and learning to be at 'one' with myself again, its a long process with sad times, happy times, and fun times. But I will get there in the end especially with you all cheering me along from the sidelines!
I have been certainly feeling a little bit brighter now that the sun is shining a little brighter and the daffs are starting to come up, I have been to the cinima so many times with my brother and even been to the regent theater to watch a few musicals - trying to be positive is the best thing that I can do!
Wishing you all sunshine and sparkles
Love always
Lucy xxxxxx |
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| Monday, February 27th 2023 |
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| As happy as I can be xxxxx |
Hey guys I hope you are good!
I am still not ready to write a big long arse message about how my ex was emotionally cheating on me for months and about how he got her up the duff and moved in with her the week we broke up, then how he got a full time job when during our relationship he 'couldnt' work, I am totally not telling you all about how even though I really have been struggling with the the feelings of being second best, I am feeling quite positive most days and most days are good enough for me right now.
I have been doing more and more massages which has been amazing, I have absolutely been loving skin on skin and getting oily and I think my clients would agree that the bathroom is the pinkest I have ever seen hehe!
anyway guys - Keep booking those massages, Keep being happy and naughty, and most importantly - Keep being you!
All my love
Lucy xx |
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| Monday, January 30th 2023 |
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| Things are getting better! |
Today I am grateful for
My heated throw - That is keeping me warm while sitting in my FREEZING cold lounge, because I am having my windows replaced so there are great big holes in walls haha! In all seriously my house is so old the windows were all sash single glazed! and as much as I tried to get secondary glazing etc, the cost was too high and the frames damp, so sadly it had to be done! but seeing these sash beauty's coming out is sad!
I am also grateful for....
My friends and family, wait - Correction, my Amazing fiends and family! Who have helped me so so much this past 2 months, from things such as listening to me cry, driving me places, doing some amazing house things for me and helping me create my perfect home!!!
And finally...
My fans and clients! Because honestly you guys are the best, from people that buy my content online, try and come for a massage (give me time guys there is a list, a long list!) or just the people that watch my stuff on Instagram or tiktoc it means the absolute world to me!
Love you boys xxxx
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| Saturday, December 31st 2022 |
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| Its been abit shit - but happy new year!!!! xxxxxx |
Hi guys how are you all? I hope you are all doing really really well and have had a wonderful christmas and are getting through crimbo limbo and are ready for the new year!
This Christmas has been very different for me, and those of you that follow me on social media and my platform know that I have been going through a pretty crappy break up that happened about 3 weeks before Christmas, Guys break ups are hard and this one got me big time! I think that because of the house I just brought and the fact that I don't feel 100% comfy here yet and it is abit of a project means that everything's felt abit worse so I decided to stay at my mums untill some of the big jobs are done such as getting the windows ordered and replaced! They have been orderd now so I figure by the time I have done some feeling and healing, They will be ready to go in!!
The 2 lucky things are that I A - Can stay at my mums for as long as I like, although I am staying in a sunflower themed utility room, (its nicer than it sounds haha) and B - I purchased my home all by my self with no help from my ex, who would rather go back to his childhood home and be a man/boy, but - thats a story for another blog when I am not in the anger stage of greif haha!
But yes the past few weeks have been very very hard and Those of you that I speak to have been so so lovely to me!
As it stands, massage is when I feel upto it and I am so so sorry I cant be more specific, There's no timeline for when I will feel better because this is the worse breakup I have been through, So much time wasted and lost, so many dreams and memorys down the drain, But guys you know how strong and positive I am and every day feels better and more positive, every day brings new adventures and I know that if you want a better life and a better more positive life, then you have to hurt to become something all together better and better - nobody said it would be easy, but thats why I have all of you guys reading my blogs and messaging me, reaching out, following my platforms and being amazing!!!
As always I want to recap on some of the amazing things that have happened to me this year, its hard because right now looking back brings me sadness, But, this year I have successfully Sold a house, And successfully purchased a house, I saved a HUGE house deposit just from my lockdown earnings, I did so many events with my wedding business, I went on holiday, saw some amaizing musicals and gigs, I went though heart wrenching tremendous pain, but I loved, I laughed, I smiled and I loved myself!
So guys with that, the 2022 lucy jones is over and here is to an amazing 2023, full of the unknown, the creativity, the colour and naughtiness!
to all of my amazing clients, past present and future - Happy new year!
I will leave you with my favorite quote which I post most years here, If you look back on your year and it doesn't bring you tears for the good or bad reasons, consider the year wasted!
Love lucy xxx
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| Wednesday, August 10th 2022 |
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| When it doesn't go to plan! Smile anyway! |
Well, After my last blog things didnt go as planned.... :-(
But the first thing you should know is that I am okay and after the initial shock of things, I can now talk and laugh about things the best I can!
So My gigs went amazing and I had such a good time in Bristol with my friend, Iv never been to Bristol and the gig was at the harbor side, paulo nutini was amazing and honestly if you haven't already seen him but like his music, Iv seen him 3 times now, ourdoor and at indoor gigs! he really does not disappoint!
Anyway! Time for the bad news, at the time I thought it was the END of the world, and I have lost a lot of money that I know I will never see again :-(
For those of you that have traveled to the USA you will know that you have to have an ESTA before traveling to the USA, before booking my trip to Vegas I had applied to the ESTA and got everything accepted, this was in may, Then I booked my holiday etc I changed my money into dollars and everything was ready, THEN 3 days before I travel I get an email from the ESTA department, my ESTA had been revoked and I was denied access to to the the USA! I was devastated! not only because I lost so much money but the USA gave me absolutely zero reason what so ever! I have traveled to the USA previously and never overstayed my visa, have zero criminal record, nothing! the whole next day I had to travel to Bristol with my friend but in the car I was doing everything I could to try and get it sorted, calling my travel insurance and travel opp, trying to get through to the US embassy, it was a NIGHTMARE! Honestly in the end I had to relise that nothing could be done!
So I dint get to go on my trip :-( I still wonder why I was denied entry to the USA, is it because of my job? i have no idea! I do have an appointment in December at the US embassy, but im worried because they are going to ask me about my job etc, its not like im worried about what people think, i mean I just got my second mortgage by myself and was extremely honest about everything job wise, but still, its a worry! Anybody reading that has had a similar experience please let me know!!!
Anyway! After the most anxiety ridden 3 days with the trip I rolled straight into packing the house up and made preparations to get moved! GOD i has forgotten how expensive it was! When I moved into my last house I was only buying and moving out of my old place I had with my ex and into the house Id got by myself and because my ex had been a good egg about me staying in that house during lockdown while the work was being done to mine the move was slow and gradual and STRESS FREE! but this time I was not only buying on the same day but selling! OH MY GOD it was stressful because there was a 9 yes NINE! person chain! there was even days before the moving day where one of the vendors almost pulled out! it was so bad! and lets talk about expense! has moving house ALWAYS been so expensive? I swear in 2015 when I moved removal company's were not THIS expensive! but maybe because I wasn't paying for extras like mortage end fees and stamp duty! Anyway! Remember that HOT heatwave, not the one now but the first one where it felt like you was going to die? yes THAT day! I moved house in that! it was unbarebale and the chain made everything so slow! BUT I got in and finally got to sit in a NEW box fought in my new house at about 11pm! BUT I FINALLY MOVED!!!!!!
The rest is happier! I really LOVE my new house, I haven't got many neighbors but the ones I do have all sent me a card and It felt nice to feel welcomed but for whoever knows of my situation in the cauldasac It was nice that they sent a card said hello, then kept there distance! I know it might seem like i'm anti social but I just don't really like chatting loads to my next door, i like to say hi, but I don't want to be chatted to every time i took the bin out like in the cauldasac of doom! my new house is in a village setting so the houses don't really have a community feel like caulasac living does, don't get me wrong the cauldasac was NICE and it was a desirable place to live, but its not for me! I think the issue was with my old next door, apart from spreading hate about me, was that they had lived there for 40 years, they were in there own little bubble and nobody had really challenged them or said no to them, So when your favorite red head turned up with her pink fences and garden gnomes, she did not like it!!
Anyway! yes its lovely here! quiet, quaint, and Victorian meaning high ceiling's and creeky floors, my dream!!!! In true Lucy style I am getting the bathroom done in September once I return from my holiday.....this time I am going to Egypt with my mum!!!! Please cross your fingers I make it onto the plane!
I probably have LOTTS more to tell you but my hands hurt, its so hot the fan is blowing my hair everywhere and there are so many red lines about my dyslexic spelling AND they are just the words spellcheck picks up! but you all know how to read my terrible spelling haha!
I mean that if anybody is still reading this blog? or is everybody just watching tictok instead?
Love you all
Lucy xxxx |
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| Monday, June 20th 2022 |
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| Moving house - Again! |
Im baccccck!
Well I didn't really go anywhere hehe! Literally I look at my last blog date and I cant believe that it was 2021! What HAVE I been doing?
Well obviously I cant mention everything I do because it mentions different websites etc but lets just say my main focus for now has come away from massage and onto social media and more the digital side like webcamming on here etc, it was supposed to be just during the pandemic and while I renovated and settled into my new house but ALOT has happened!
The first exciting thing that happened was that my social media
has bene going super well for me, Okay i'm not like Kim Kardashian or something! but it seems that people reading my blogs etc on here got people interested in me and my crazy little life so for that I want to thank you all!!!!! to say that it is hard though is an understatement! In fact massage was so easy compared to it, having so many people watching what I am doing and having to run everything myself at first was SO hard, im talking 16 hour days!!! but I got into the grove, as you all know I love to chat, be happy and a lil naughty so its deffo good fun!!!!
The second exciting thing is that I am moving house in 3 weeks! Its been going on FOREVER!!!! I am not even joking!!!!! the first house that I talked about in my previous blog didnt happen, it was HUGE and okay probably was a dream lucy house, but it was expensive and in reality a little large haha, so sadly it fell through! BUT then in February the day after telling the buyer of my current house that I was pulling out of the sale because there was just nothing on the market I LOVED a lil Victorian house came up!! Its perfect! well it will be perfect once I am done with it!!!! It has taken this long though to get it going through as I am self employed and single and there are 6 people in the chain - 2 more are self employed!! As you all know property has boomed recently and thanks to rising value in my house to which I STILL owe a huge thank you to everybody that helped me renovate, so thanks to the value and thanks to covid helping me to save I have managed to save enough to move! The new house does need work but like the old house i massaged from I am able to live in it and do work when I want to, my plan is to add value by adding a kitchen extension and trying to legally change the status of the loft to a bedroom, you guys have literally ALL heard this before from me but this house COULD be my forever home but you know me!!!!! this will be my 4th house sale in 10 years but only my 2nd by myself so we will see, I am not getting any younger and the possibility of being mortgage free before my boobs hit my knees is certainly alluring!! There isnt long for the boobs thing though so I better get going! haha
I Know I am so lucky to be able to have gotten another house sale and purchase under my belt and sometimes I have to pinch myself that this size 20 red haired lass from Tunstall has done it - I am living my dream of owning, creating and living in my bubble full of glitter and color! every single step I have been on AW has helped along the way, from my very very early days of escorting, to my long carer offering tantric massage, many many amazing nights camming and now branching away and focusing more on social media I never ever take any of the amazing guys I met, massaged or performed for granted and truthfully it is because of you ALL that I am here living my best life right now...well most days depending on what side of the bed I get out of!!
In other news it was my birthday last week! WOOP WOOP! but I am getting old now, I am 34 but you know I dont mind feeling and getting older! I feel like eveybody that has read this blog has grown up with me, age is a privilege and some people arnt as lucky as to grow old, ask me if i mind getting old when im 70 though and u might get a different reply! I probably will still be writing these blogs haha!!! To celebrate me and my bro went to see Ed Sheeran in Manchester and he was amazing! It was such a lovely brithday!
So now I write this email from u sitting in what only can be described as a fort - well a sexy fort of card bored boxes! I started packing early because i have a busy busy week and having not written here for a year writing here is probably a result of my procrastination haha! The reason I am packing early is because of thursday me and my friend are going to bristol to watch paolo nutini who I have seen before and LOVE!!!! my friend has not though she is very excited!!!! the day after coming home from bristol I am getting a taxi to London because I am going on holiday to las vegas with another friend! I have never been to las vegas and I am so excited!!!! its been like 10 years since I was in the USA so I am super excited to visit again!!! THEN when I get home I have 7 days to pack, 2 events with my wedding business THEN I can move house!!! THEN I CAN SLEEP FOR 10 THOUSEND YEARS!!! haha!
My wedding business is going super well and to all of the lovely guys i see at events and pretend not to notice Hiiii! I am super happy with how its going and I couldn't be happier with it right now!!!
And thats it!!! WHAT AN UPDATE!!!!
I need to write this blog more because I litrilly can not write another essay again! I feel like I am doing GCSE english! this blogging is hard for a dyslexic girl with ADHD you know!!!
Anyway boys,
Like me on all of the platforms if you want smaller updates!!!
Sorry for the spelling because I literally cant read everything back haha! Welcome to my mind!! writing more frequently certainly makes u better at writing because structuring a sentence is hard when you are out of practice!! Less love island and more writing me thinks........
BUT LOVE ISLAND IS SOOOOOO GOOD!!! I am such a typical girl!!!
Bye for now boys
Love Lucy xxxxxxxx
Ps - hope u like the pic, its the kind of thing I post every day on my social media xxxx
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| Monday, September 13th 2021 |
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| Screw it - Lets do it!!!! |
Hi boys how are you?
I hope you are all really well? I haven't blogged for a while but I am back! Meaning I am back on cam! I have decided to pick up my laptop a few more times and go on cam because I miss you all and because It is so boring being home alone naked all day!
How has your summer been? Mine has been good thank you, I went to Cyprus which was so lovely! I was so in 2 minds to go with all of the extra paperwork and testing that u need to have however I really needed to get away out of the city! My other Business is back in full swing now and with all of my content that I like to post all over the internet it was getting abit full on, so 2 weeks in Cyprus has refreshed me and now I am ready to go! Well not fully because I am going to Tenerife in like 2 weeks, but only for 5 days so not too long!!! I had such a lovely time, I got sunburn for the first few days even though i was wearing factor 50! I am always so pale, but I think that because it has been like 2 years since going away, and all I did in lockdown is stay home and work, my vampire skin has gone even more white!! I feel the only remedy to this would be to go away again haha! I read some lovely books while away, I read loosing my virginity Richard Branson's second autobiography, I read I AM PILGRIM and Confessions of a tinderella, all diverse but good reads! I am also half way through the thursday murder club which is so funny!
Richard Branson's autobiography really resonated with me the most, he is my idol! not really because he has achieved so much (even though he has) but he like me is dyslexic and he has a moto that says Screw it - Lets do it and if you have fun the money will come! I Love this moto to any business you might work in from porn, webcam, content creation or just normal every day business like my every day business, I feel that in life we often hold back taking risks and going for it because we are so afraid of failure or what other people think of that failure, I myself feel that If i fail at something that people will be proved right and I in fact will prove myself right that I failed, but Failure is part and parcel of life! We didn't all just learn to walk, we fell over and banged our knees before taking our first step, When we learned to read we spoke the wrong words before we spoke the right ones and when we left school we didn't all fall into the right job we loved - we found out what we didn't like first! I think that I am sometimes so scared of failing I sometimes don't even go for it, sure I have taken risks over the years such as starting my Vanilla business however with situations like selling my house I have been hesitating, Mainly because when I got the mortgage 2 years ago for this home and the one before here I was on paper a massage therapist, and now throughout the lockdown I have changed to be a full time webcam and content creator, It worries me, Even though I have spoken and the accountants and the mortgage advisors say computer says yes, I still worry I will get a computer says NO at crunch time! So I have been putting the sale of my house in fear or failing, but no more! I will put my house on the market and I will try and buy my dream house, and if I fail? who cares! That's just another reason to try again!!!
I hope you don't mind me going on about this sort of stuff here, I always think back to when I got my first home and always wanted to find somebody who didnt look stunning or like Margot Robbie to just say - you can do this, you are a sex worker like every body elce and your money is as important as anybody's, I also know that all of my readers who check in on me would love to know what is going on with me!!
It kinda feels like I have come back to autumn too! even though it was hot on my return it still feels like autumn, the nights are drawing in and I can put my favorite candles (black cherry yankie or lime bazil joe malone) on earlier, I love to do a total operation cozy in my house by swapping bright summer throws for softer thicker ones, add my favorite ceramic pumpkin bits around and add an autumn wreath at my door! - and Walah its autumn!!! and then dont get me started with the C word haha!
Anyway Guys I hope you are all super well!
Guess what I am doing tonight? I AM COMING ON WEBCAM! Yes that is right boys! I am spending tonight with my favorite aw guys and I cant wait!
See you later
Love lucy xxxx
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| Wednesday, July 14th 2021 |
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| It didnt come home!!!! :-( |
Hi guys how are you all?
I hope that you are all super well and that you were not too upset that It did not in fact come home! its super sad, but lets not dwell on it too much here!!
What has been going on with me? Things have been good, Now that the football has ended it is time to get the world back to normal and back on lucy time haha! which means boobs oclock 24/7 haha! What have you all been upto?
Things have been exciting for me recently! I have decided I deffo am going to put my house on the market in october, I just need to get a few jobs to do frst! I mean we know what selling houses are like and I am quite unlucky when it comes to house sales so I deffo think that I am going to put it on the market before I try and buy my forever home!!
There are things I need to do at home, but aswell as that things i want to try and do in life now that the restrictions are hopefully lifted!! I hopefully have 2 holidays to go on aswell in august and september and I truly hope that I can go on them! I have my bakinis from like 2 years ago packed in my suitcase so i hope they still fit haha, I dont think iv put on too much weight in the lockdown which was deffo the advantage of being fat first haha!
Thankfully my ankle is now on the mend though I have yet to brave wearing heals - I have the same 3 pairs of flat shoes and even though they are kermit, miss piggy and Animal from the mupits I have started to get abit bored tbh.
For those of you that have been asking about massage, Truthfully Its not something that I plan on doing for a while, I would never rule anything out in my future at all however with the pandemic, things taking off online and my super 'Friendly' neighborhood I think that the time is to just pause on tantric massage for a while longer!
However!!!!! I am thinking about offering training to women in the industry who would be thinking about a carer change either from escorting or are thinking about starting things up all together, abit like a school!! I am not sure what or how it will happen, but I know that I loved massage and to give or ignore all of my amazing experiences is silly! I would love a whole group of ladies all to have learnt about my massage and to help each other! I am totally not sure how it will work yet though so it is totally in the early stages, those of you that have met me in person know that although I am confident in my body and in the service I deliver I sometimes lack confidence in my ability's outside of the industry! So all the cheer you can give me I would be so grateful!!!
As Always I hope that you have been catching up on my Social media, Honestly I did not think that 18 months ago I would be doing some of the weird stuff I do like twerking to the 3 lions theme or pretending to be a giant! but it sure is fun!!!
As always boys I hope you are all good, and I love reading your fan emails or messages on my other media.
Love you all
Lucy xxxx |
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| Thursday, June 17th 2021 |
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| its coming home?? |
Whats going on with me!
Hi guys how are you all? It seems like so long since I have wrote! Id love to tell you all its because iv been on a tropical island somewhere or I have been going to loads of exciting events with my business but much like the rest of the country I have just been getting on with it, Focusing on work such as the content I post through twitter etc and focusing on my webcamming, and for the most part it keeps me out of trouble.
I do have some Holidays booked so who knows if they will go ahead, I hope so! because I feel like I need a break, and If I need a break and I live a quiet life I cant imagine how the man that works 60 hours a week must feel! I have 2 holidays booked for the end of Aug, September but I am not holding much hope!!! I have had both my vaccinations now but i have no idea what will happen, I will just have to do my holiday shopping anyway haha!!! my Holidays are to Cyprus and Tenerife.
So whos been watching football? (wait what...football is on?) haha! It feels like all the men want to watch football and not have fun with me, its left me feeling very neglected!! So please let me know if you want to have fun haha! But I thought I would enter into the spirit of things and pose with the good old England flag!!! So let me ask....is it coming home? haha!
things with my house have been going well, I had some new flooring the other week and I am having a joiner put some doors in on Saturday, I had some outside electric put in the other week too but it deffo isnt as good as my old friend EM!!!! I don't really want to do to much to the house now as I am trying to save a deposit for a new house! It is such a hard choice to sell because When I got this house I really wanted to put down roots, but the more I live here and more that the vile neighbor next door shames me about my job, the more I want to move! I think that Victorian property is always for me and as fancy as it is here and what a wonderful neighborhood it is for me 1930s Architecture just isnt for me! So next year in February I will put the house on the market! it might take a long time to sell and I don't want to run the risk of loosing out on my ideal house, wherever in the city that is!
anyway boys I do hope that you are all really really well! I am sorry i havent more exciting stuff to write about haha!
I have been having more fun with family and friends recently - now that we can do that sort of thing! And now with work events coming through it seems that things are starting to kind of...flow! haha
and OMG I forgot to tell you about my accident!!!! now bare in mind this is 6 days before my bloody birthday which was on the 11th of june! but basically I was in the garden on satuday and It was so hot so i didn't do much in the day, but at about 5 pm I decided to mow the grass, half way though i needed the loo, I came back and I fell forward on my flipflops, over a step, went completely over on my ankle the pain!!!! I felt so so sick! I had to crawl on my bum and managed to get to the bench and lie for about 5 mins then to my sofa but i didn't have a phone with me so i had to hop outside! then I lay down and I lifted my leggings up and the swelling was something elce, I had this giant tennis ball budge on my ankle!!! at that point I just started crying and rang my mum who took me to a&e haha! a week on and its ok, I have some very colorful bruising and walking upstairs is killing me but I will live haha!
As always you can check out my website to see more of my fun!
Love you always!!!
Lucy xxxxxx |
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| Friday, January 15th 2021 |
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| Dont ask me.... |
hi guys how are you all?
Can you believe that we are in a national lockdown ...AGAIN!!!
My first message is one of seriousness!
PLEASE STOP ASKING ME FOR A MASSAGE!!!! I dont know what anybody has to say for this to sink in but honestly it is not safe! I haven't messaged very often but I will tell you all a story as if I did still massage!
My brother currently has covid 19 because he is a key worker, He felt abit ill and went to our local walk in testing place for key worker and 9 hours later he got it confirmed - That is a true fact, it is also a fact that he can taste metal, cant taste, and is cauging every 45 seconds, he cant even go to the loo without feeling shatterd! he is 23 and fit and healthy. This is all true. what is also true that he lives with my mother who may get this, shes 62 and although healthy, shes not the MOST healthy person in the world!!!!
What is NOT true is the following - Say that I broke lockdown to go and see him last week on his birthday, Say that I just wanted to feel normal and have a cocktail and just be not bored and have some pleasure. Say that I had all the fun in the world and the rules didnt aply to me.
Then say I go home and I decide to massage people, I get naked and I give you an assisted shower and the post amazing prostate massage and lingam massage ever, Say that your naked body is near mine and our faces and mouths are so close together you can totaly smell my cherry butter I put behind my ears or the sea butter I smooth across my ass to make us feel connected...Say that we both have a great time, and say I see more than 2/3 people a day becasue the rules dont aply to me....
Then 5 days later you feel like shit, and wait...you broke the rules to see me, and maybe you broke them to do something elce, or you went to the supermarket or you went home to your wife and children....and maybe something serious might happen, or maybe you will just feel really crappy, but does the prospect for a long time feeling very unwell or DEATH worth a massage? sit and imagine and genuinely think about that!!! The first lockdown was bad but now everybody is getting this, My brother, very close family, and a few friends, I do not want this, I have crappy health, so who knows how it will affect me!! Sp honestly folks, please stop asking, Do the right thing. Be apart of the wider society, be apart of a solution. There are so many other ways you can keep yourself entertained, So here are a few things that I try. Like one of my favorite movies about a boy says Dividing your time up in 30 min units is good, a whole hour is alot and I don't know about you, but at the moment I find a whole hour alot to deal with.
1- Reading - I currently am reading mum life by louise pentland but thats not very high brow lol I cant seem to get into anything meaty right now!
2- Cooking - I have made a turkey pie, A Cheese onion and potato pie and some soups, Call me pie minister!!!!
3 - Online shopping!!!!
4 - Dog walking
5- DIY - You all know I love some DIY! Some days I am so productive and I bounce out of bed with tons of energy and some days It feels like I just am so tired and I am abit dull and lifeless, but If i write down what I have managed recently I think I wont be so bad on myself, This week I have - Painted my bedside tables, added new knobs and my new lamps, Orderd wallpaper for the walls (tropical pinks and purples and green for the bedroom incase you wanted to know!!! I have also added 220 black pokerdots to my dining room wall and on the wall next to it added 30 lotus flowers to my living wall, yes, Spots and a living wall, next to the pink smeg and orla kiely bin, the look that I am going for in here is Korian/japanese kitch/ cool quirky cocktail bar haha! Next weeks jobs in the dining room is to paint the rest of the walls pink Add a gallery wall (once my prints come and I need to amazon prime some frames) I have also some NEON pink paint so I may paint my dining room table!!!!! Do you think I have gone mad?? The other 2 jobs I did this week was to clear my utility room a little and clear my spare room and re attatch the door which went better than expected since Id never used a jigsaw ever! Next weeks job is to start on the garage because I let it get messy again haha! - don't shout at me!!!!
6- Being naughty and making naughty content for you all! Bathing, in bed, watching TV,I am always being a sauce pot for you all to see on my twitter and here!!
Anyway boys I hope that you are all well,
Stay safe, and happy, and you know I am always around to chat.
All my love
Lucy xxxx |
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| What is your starsign? |
Gemini May 21 - June 21 |
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| What is your Primary Language? |
English |
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| What is your Secondary Language? |
German |
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| What is your favourite colour? |
Green |
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| Who is your favourite celebrity? |
Stephen Fry |
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| What is your best feature? |
Smile |
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| What is your worst feature? |
Nose |
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| What three words best describe your personality? |
Talkitive - Smily - Happy - Intellegent |
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| What is your favourite food? |
Pasta |
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| What is your favourite film? |
Lost in Translation, the Dparted, Fight Club |
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| What is your favourite TV programme? |
Grey's anatomy,Blindspot, flash, arrow, supergirl |
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| What are your favourite flowers? |
White lillys |
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| What is your favourite perfume? |
Armani Code or Guchi Flora |
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| What is your favourite gift? |
A poem or a Song, a Card, or some nice perfume :-) |
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| What is your favourite holiday destination? |
Recently went to new york, was amazing,Italy xx |
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| What is your ethnicity? |
Caucasian (White) |
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| What is the colour of your eyes? |
Green |
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| What is the colour of your hair? |
Red |
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| What length is your hair? |
Shoulder length |
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| How tall are you? |
5'3" |
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| How much do you weigh? |
13½st |
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| What is your shoe size? |
7 |
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| What is your dress size? |
18+ |
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| What size is your chest? |
38" |
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| What is your waist measurement? |
38" |
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| What is your bra cup-size? |
G |
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| How would you describe the size of your breasts? |
Very Large |
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| Are your breasts natural or enhanced? |
Natural |
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| How is your pubic hair fashioned? |
Shaved Mostly |
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| Do you smoke? |
No |
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| Do you have any tattoos or piercings? |
Neither |
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| What times are you always available? |
Always x |
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| Will you do overnight bookings? |
Yes |
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| List of Towns/Areas you will visit |
Stoke on Trent, Chester, Cheshire, Manchester, Birmingham, Glasgow and Edinburgh |
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| How long are you prepared to travel for? |
30 mins |
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| Nearest rail station? |
Longport, stoke on trent, Longton x |
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| What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? |
I am a volenteer and the other week I had to make a speach in front of 200 people, anyway, just be4 i was about to go on stage I went to the bathroom, after, i was just about to walk on stage where a gentleman politly informed me that my dress was tucked into my pants! Soooo embarising! |
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| What sort of men turn you on? |
Funny slighty chubby ones who tell bad jokes and cant dance, perhaps a little geeky too! |
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| Where would you most like to have sex? |
On the queens bed x |
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| What is your favourite sexual position? |
Doggy x |
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| What is your second favourite sexual position? |
I like oral, does that count as a position? |
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| What is your biggest turn on? |
Men that like to please me x |
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| The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? |
My ears x |
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| How often do you masturbate? |
4 times a day! |
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| What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? |
oral x |
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| When is your libido at its highest? |
ALL the time xx |
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