Well I am a grade A wally! I have just discovered that my Direct Chat Number has been incorrect for well over a month!nearly 2 I think! I just checked my call log and have pages of missed calls!
I cannot express how sorry I am to everyone who has tried to call me but it has failed! Its all sorted now.
A few people will know that I had my phones and Ipads taken off me by the cops in January due to some idiot using my bank details during a kidnap and ransom case, So I had to replace my phones then.
It appears when I got my stuff back I completely forgot to change it!
Better late than never!
I hope you are all well
Louise xxxxx
Wednesday, April 24th 2013
Direct Chat... Huge Face Palm!
Well I am a grade A wally! I have just discovered that my Direct Chat Number has been incorrect for well over a month!nearly 2 I think! I just checked my call log and have pages of missed calls!
I cannot express how sorry I am to everyone who has tried to call me but it has failed! Its all sorted now.
A few people will know that I had my phones and Ipads taken off me by the cops in January due to some idiot using my bank details during a kidnap and ransom case, So I had to replace my phones then.
It appears when I got my stuff back I completely forgot to change it!
Better late than never!
I hope you are all well
Louise xxxxx
Wednesday, April 17th 2013
Back Due To Popular Demand!
Well the escorting continues! Today I was in Aldgate, which I have LOVED I havent actually had much time to work as I went to the football, but my phone was going mental! So I have added another aldgate date!
I am uber happy that adultwork is all back up and running. Its an amazing site and I was so bored not being able to entertain the masses when it wasn't working!
I am so lucky to LOVE my job and I hope I can continue doing it for a long long time.
I never thought I would be so happy being a whore but I really think I have found my calling!
Hope to see some of you naughty people soon!
Louise xxxx
Tuesday, April 9th 2013
Countdown to the BRACE!!
Hey guys and girls, I hope you are all well! I'm so much better since my last blog/rant!!
I am on a weeks countdown to my brace! Its going to be tooth coloured so wont be so bad but my god am I worried about what I will look like!!
I have had emails on here saying that men won't be bothered but well you know its still a worry! I'm kind of excited at the same time its all a bit mad!
I have just added a few more London dates before I get my brace. So if anyone wants to sample me before the brace you have the chance!
I really had better hope that I don't eat anything that might stick in the brace, Imagine opening the door to a smiling escort and seeing spinach in her teeth!! That's a definite no no!!
I'll stick a picture up after wednesday of my brace.... xxx
Thursday, April 4th 2013
Being Ill Sucks!
Grrrrr I hate being ill, I haven't webcammed for a week and Ive cancelled 3 incalls days :-( I honestly miss working sooooo much! I love my job and being ill isn't for me! However I am now better :) I've just planned a escort tour in june which I am SUPER excited about and tonight I'm going to get back on cam for a couple of hours. I feel for people who don't love their work, coz it must really suck. I love my job, I love my clients and I love the friends I have met through work. Its definitely a Carlsberg job :~)
xxxxx
Saturday, March 30th 2013
Massive Rant!
Now I warn you this is gonna be me having a rant as I'm ill. Covered in hives and got a fever :(
Yesterday I was suppose to be escorting but since I was ill I had to cancel it, not good when I had paid to be member of the day on adultwork.
I text one of my bookings telling him that I am ill and that we will have to rearrange, everything was fine at that point. Now I have boyfriend, I'm very open about this, if anyone asks me I will always say that I do. Many of my clients are married men so it's not like it's an issue. Now the booking I cancelled follows me on twitter and I got a tweet saying that he didn't know I had a boyfriend and that he couldn't of seen me, and that I should stay true to my man.
Maybe it's coz I am ill that this has pissed me right off but yeah I'm so annoyed, why does me having a boyfriend affect an escort booking ? It's like me saying I won't see married men! My other half knows what I do for work and it's not an issue. When I escort I'm Louise Kay when I'm with him I'm someone else.
I think the real reason this annoyed me is that what if he would of asked half way through the booking if I had a partner, would he have stayed or left or demanded his money back?! Lots of escorts have partners I do not know why it's an issue!
Tell me what do you think, would it bother you that an escort you saw has a boyfriend?
Rant over
Louise Xxx
Monday, March 25th 2013
I Have Missed Escorting! Bring On The Cock!
So I've had a couple of weeks off escorting, I didn't realise how much I would miss cock!! and the men attached to them of course!! I have enjoyed every moment of it and I'm looking forward to the next few weeks as I have London, Chelmsford and Heathrow coming up! I have picked to work on Good Friday in London so I am hoping some of you naughty boys are in a good mood and wanna to see a tattooed slut ;) I'm going to start picking places to tour soon i'm sooooo excited! I'm going to be getting cock from all over the county!! Life could not be better! ;) I question why I didnt move to the dark side sooner, I'm happier, I'm horny all the bloody time and I just feel AMAZING!!
Hope to see some of you filthy men soon xxxxxxx
Sunday, March 24th 2013
Half Marathon
I am a very happy albeit very achy lady, as today I completed my first half marathon. I was proper emotional about it, I never thought I would be able to complete such a race so its a big achievement for me!
I loved every minute of it, even tho it pissed it down, I was soaked before it started and it rained heavily on and off thoughout!
I'm pretty open about the fact I suffer with depression and running has been the best thing for it. When I am running its just me and the music in my ears. All the stress just leaves me its mad.
I remember when I split up with my last boyfriend and I went for a run, after that run I felt fine and I just carried on as normal. Its just mad how good it is for your mental health!
I'm off to bed now, I could do with a massage ;)
Night xxxx
Monday, March 18th 2013
Where do you want me....Touring Location
So I like to travel about the country, and I like sex, and I like making money so I'm going to combine the three and "Go on Tour"
Its pretty hard to decided where to go and I realise I will probably get lots of useless info from this but I thought fuck it I'll give it a go anyway!
So basically I want you guys to email me of where you would like to see me.... enough interest and I'll visit :)
I've had a lovely gentleman come from near sheffield to london to visit me so its only fair I travel too ;)
So yeah guys get emailing me and girls if you fancy recommending anywhere then I would appreciate it!
Louise xxxx
Tuesday, March 12th 2013
Stop Taking The Piss
I'm livid so fucking livid.
Generally I am a nice person but when you piss me off well thats another matter. Things that piss me off on here are when guys put a webcam booking in for less than my stated price. Its rude guys so fucking rude. and today I have been caught in a bad mood so I am venting about it.
how hard is it to work out the price?! not that fucking hard!
So guys PLEASE don't be so rude and disrespectful and put in bookings for less than the state fee! Its just not on.
Yesterday I had someone attempt to haggle with me on my escort prices. This is not on, my prices are FIXED. I don't care if you don't want to pay I'm not desperate for work and I will NEVER lower my prices. If you can't afford or think I am too much then simply do not attempt to book me.
Sorry if this makes me look like a proper bell end but I love my job and love what I do and people who attempt to do all of the above piss me off.
respect deserve respect.
I'm off to smash up a desk
xxxx
Monday, March 11th 2013
First Time Fisting!
Wow just wow.
Had my first experience of fisting...giving not recieving, I had the most amazing man who talked me through every bit of it and I can't believe just how much I enjoyed it!
My first strap on experience was lets say messy! so I was a bit worried, I didnt want that again so I asked this client if he was clean and he was a pro at this and was sorted in that respect! There is no feelings like being nearly up to the elbow in someones arse, so amazing, I was speechless and well if you know me that doesnt often happen! I made him anally orgasm twice which I am pretty proud of!
I got to watch him fist himself and I did him with the biggest strap on I've ever seen in my life!! Wow just wow.
This is what I love about this job, the different types of people I get to meet with different kinks. Its truely amazing!
This was my first day in London, I'm back on thursday and I cannot wait to meet some more like minded people!
xxxx
Sunday, March 10th 2013
Only in the day of an escort....
Hey guys and girls!
If you have read my blogs before then you will know that I have just recently started escorting.
I did my first incall day about 10 days ago and it was fab and today 10th march I decided to do my second day, I booked into the same hotel chain as I previously used. I'm not the most subtle of people I guess. I have my twitter name on my car and I'm a quirky dresser....I had flat knee high iron fist boots on, tights with skulls on a short white skirt black top and leather look jacket. I like to think it doesn't scream escort too much!
Anyway I checked in early say my first client, has he arrived I realised I had left my condoms at home! I changed bags quickly before I left and forgot take them! arghhhh so I sent my first client who had just knocked on the door across the road to the BP to get some, he came back we had our time together and he left. At this point I popped home as I dont live far from the hotel, so I could get my condoms. My next client arrived as I was on my way back and when he got in the room he said the lady at reception looked at him funny.... so I thought hmmmm have I been rumbled!!
He left and I turned down a booking so that I wouldnt arouse too much suspicion ! My 4:30pm booking knocked at the door and as I opened it I heard someone from the hotel ask who he was hear to see... ahhh!! he said Louise Kay which wasnt the name I had checked in under so he left and I hid in my room! NOOOOOOOO
I packed up my stuff had a phone call from reception saying something about health and safety and not having people in my room, I said I was leaving and that was that. I actually couldnt believe what happened... on my second incall day!
I am not put off by this and did the bookings in a different location but I sure as hell will be careful about where I go next!
Luckily I can see the funny side of it all. I didn't get into any trouble so its all good! I just wish hotels where escort friendly!!
Time to get on webcam now but I hope you have enjoy the days events!!
xxxxx
Sunday, March 3rd 2013
My first day as an escort.....
Well as everyone who read my blogs knew I was so nervous about my escort day, but I am very happy to say that it went very well!
I had one timewaster who now has negative feedback!! but other than that it was so so good. I didnt end up with no bookings and overall I am happy!
I really have to say it was nice to have emails of support from everyone, clients and escorts!! there are a lovely bunch of people on here!!!
I am planning on doing 2 escort days a month, one in chelmsford and one in london. If you would like me to visit your area then let me know. I am considering going up to manchester at some point!
Thanks to the lovely guys who made my first day amazing! and thanks and love to everyone who reads my ramblings!
Louise xxxx
Thursday, February 28th 2013
Nervous and Excited!
wow three blogs in one week! I barely did one last year ha!
So yes its the day before my first incall day, I'm feeling so many different emotions right now! I'm scared nervous and excited!
My main fear is nobody books!!
I guess with escorting you just never know what will happen!
What will be will be!
I will of course be doing a blog over the weekend so you can keep up with my antics, I would like to say a huge thank you to the escorts who spoke to me via email! It was really appreciated, as was all the emails I got from you naughty men!
Showing most recent movies, 30 of 57. Click here to view them all.
Note: When you confirm a phone chat booking with this member you can view these movies for free 5 minutes before, through to 5 minutes after it's scheduled time.
When Angel Long Stumbles on Louise Kay secretly doing some graffiti work you just know its going to end in filth. Especially when Louise confesses that she has fancies Angel and ...
Loading, please wait...
What is your starsign?
Leo July 23 - Aug 23
What is your Primary Language?
English
What is your Secondary Language?
Essex
What is your favourite colour?
Purple
Who is your favourite celebrity?
Noel Fielding
What is your best feature?
Legs
What is your worst feature?
Feet
What three words best describe your personality?
Loud, Dominate and Fun
What is your favourite food?
Steak
What is your favourite drink?
Vanilla Vodka
What is your favourite film?
American History X
What is your favourite TV programme?
Deadliest Catch
What are your favourite flowers?
Black Roses
What is your favourite perfume?
Flowerbomb
What is your favourite gift?
Underwear!
What is your favourite holiday destination?
Caribbean
What is your ethnicity?
Mixed
Colour of Eyes
Brown
Colour of Hair
Black
Length of Hair
Long
Height
5'9"
Weight
9½st
Leg Measurement
34"
What is your shoe size?
7
Dress Size
10
Chest Size
34"
Waist Size
28"
Hips Measurement
34"
Bra Cup-size
C
Breast Size
Medium
Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
Natural
Pubic Hair
Shaved Completely
Do you smoke?
No
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Both
If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
Blatant
Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
Nope
What times are you always available?
A Lot!! until 2am most days
Will you do overnight bookings?
No
List of Towns/Areas you will visit
Anywhere within a 50 mile radius
How long are you prepared to travel for?
1hr
Nearest rail station?
Chelmsford
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
Being caught having sex in a changing room
What sort of men turn you on?
Tattooed Men
What sort of women turn you on?
Dominate Women
What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
Having sex in a underground theatre in italy
What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
Sex in a steam room at my gym! I got caught and barred from the gym! was worth it tho!
Where would you most like to have sex?
Anywhere public! The Thrill of being caught turns me on...
What is your favourite sexual position?
Doggy Style
What is your second favourite sexual position?
Me on top
What is your biggest turn on?
Porn!!! Girl on Girl Porn....mmmm!
The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
Secret ;o)
At what age did you lose your virginity?
16
Describe the experience (when and where)
It was lame.....first boyfriend in his house, I have been making up for lost time ever since!!
What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
Being kidnapped!
How often do you masturbate?
4 times a week at least
What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
Using my toys!
When is your libido at its highest?
All Day!!
LouiseKayXXX has expressed a desire for the following items from the AdultWork.com Sex Shop.
Buy them from this wishlist and they'll be delivered directly to LouiseKayXXX.
Try effortless sex in any position with this incredible sex stool! Discreet when not in use, the heavy duty tubular steel frame holds up to 300 lbs! Try something new today!
The amazing Rock Chick has now been imrpoved and updated with better clitoral stimulation, more flexible silicon and a more powerful bullet. They only G-Spot and Clit Stim toy that every woman should own.
A great, ergonomically designed tool that makes it easy to find, tickle and stimulate the infamous G-sopt! Comes with a removable nubby sleeve for extra stimulation.
Experiment with different positions and enjoy the endless possibilities that the door swing will bring to your love life! Quick to install and remove. Temporary and permanent fixings included.