|Q. What can I get for a tenna?
For 10 sheets I wouldnt even fleg on you
May I suggest you buy a bottle of Frosty Jacks & a kebab with it
|Q. Can you give me a session cheap cos I'm a student and I'm skint
||A. Jog on and go eat ya pot noodle
||A. Do one Adele...
|Q. What about leaving marks?
||A. Mistress Dita will discuss all areas such as this PRIOR to your session. My stamp will only be left if you have not sold your soul to someone else and you consent to this
|Q. Why dont you offer sex?
||A. Because youre not Tom Hardy dickwad
|Q. Does Mistress Dita offer a Cross Dressing service?
||A. Yes I do. I have a full dress up wardrobe including Cosmetics, lingerie, Footwear and Wigs. If you require a certain something special then simply mail me with your requirements
|Q. Does Mistress Dita "do oral"
||A. What do you think?
READ my Profile and stop being absurd
|Q. Do you do Role play?
||A. Yes within reason...however, I will never play your Bitch with you as my Master so give your head a wobble before you think about asking!
|Q. Will Mistress Dita Fist me?
||A. Have you seen the size of my hands and arms? Let me if you dare...
|Q. Does Mistress Dita offer Hardsports?
||A. Have you ever tried shitting on demand? Mistress Dita uses waste she prepared earlier...this can also be bought from my website
|Q. Will Mistress Dita let me have sex with Animals during a session?
||A. Not in my lifetime plus it is illegal. The only Animals I abuse are men
|Q. Are you discreet if I make a booking?
||A. As I am self employed, the reputation of my Business (Her Majesty's Pleasure) is my highest priority. I can guarantee total discretion, professionalism and assurance that you will never leave disappointed
|Q. If I pay Mistress £5000 will she cut my/my partners cock off?
||A. Now that I would do for free however it is illegal...shame
|Q. You look like a tranny
||A. Thats a compliment douche flute
Your face makes My Vagina Dry. And that not
|Q. Can I smash your back doors in?
||A. Can I punch you clean in the throat? To which the twat waffle replied 'why not, it says you do anal'
For anyone else out there who is also insane, this means I smash your back doors in, not the other way round
|Q. I would like Massage oh and Personal Services
|Q. Just reading your FAQ's and although you scare the shit out of me, have you ever thought of giving up S&M and doing Stand Up!
||A. Laugh out loud
|Q. Do an out call to me or I will stab you
||A. Oh well, when you put it like that! Retarded Shit for brains. Do you kiss your Mother with that Gob? Number given to the Police piss stain
|Q. Can you take a look at my cum shots and (37 lines of email later...)
|Q. Can I suck all the milk from your Tits as it says you do milking?
||A. A. I am not Lactating
B. If I was that would be really Freaky
C. Am I a Window Licker magnet?
D. Blocked before I hunt you down and lay you out
|Q. I have seen on your site you offer CBT. Having Googled this it has come up with Compulsary Basic Training for Motorbike Riders, is this correct?
||A. Yes i offer that too hahahahaha My Days!
|Q. I am Asian\Black and i want you to make derogatory remarks about my race during a session
||A. Not a chance. There is only one race...and thats the human race
|Q. Can you take a look at my cock? it's very small and I have trouble having anal sex
||A. This is not Embarrassing Bodies
|Q. Do you do a 15 Min "quickie" shag?
||A. Well in 15 minutes Mistress Dita could bend you up like a Deck Chair then bounce you straight out the door...
Stop being ridiculous
|Q. wil u fuk me asap
||A. I wouldn't touch you with yours. Jog on, learn to spell, Blocked!
|Q. Youre a bit ruff lookin luv
||A. And YOU look like something I draw with My left Hand...
|Q. Does Mistress Dita have her own Website?
From this you can buy my worn Panties, Tights and Stockings, Urine, Signed Photographs etc
Mail Mistress Dita for Website details
|Q. When can we both masturbate together?
||A. How about the 12th of never?
|Q. I want to bend you over and make you beg
||A. Thanks but i would rather shove wasps up my arse
|Q. Do you have a Wishlist on Amazon as I would like to buy you something
||A. Yes I do
Email Me to obtain My details then the wallet see the goodies...
|Q. Is your Dungeon heated. I really need a heated place. I need it heated
||A. How many times can you say heated in one email?
Mister...this is not Mistress Dita's health spa, its a fecking Dungeon
*turns heating off on purpose*
|Q. Why wont you let men use your WC?
||A. Like I really want your piss stains all over My throne