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Saturday, December 7th 2019 |
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Fine Line! |
I do sometimes wonder if the guys that call me are really telling the truth about what they're doing.
Certainly I've had some really extreme calls only for the guy to ring me back later to tell me that it's all just a fantasy and "he's not really like that", which is odd, but nice that they actually do care about what I think of them I suppose?
Without wanting to reveal anyone's identity thought I'd start by going through a few of the more interesting/bizarre calls I've had of late:
Do we really thing "marvellous, masturbating malcome" was really stood in his bedroom wearing his superhero costume whilst singing his little ditty to me?
I've told him to upload a video to a parn site of him doing it, so in between calls I'm gonna see if I can see it! if any of you think you've found it first please do message me with the link lol!
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Friday, June 21st 2019 |
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Horny Ex |
been to the gym and it's really sunny today.
I think the Sun makes everyone horny, my ex is texting me for a shag. He's got a nine inch cut cock, that's the only reason I went out with him. actually I met him on craigslist, that's all his ad said, "9 inch cut cock" so anyway he was a one night stand that lasted about three years.
We're not an item, anymore, I'm seeing someone else, but don't get enough. He doesn't know I do cam work, I'm betting he's going to come up with filthy suggestions when he finds out? |
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Monday, April 22nd 2019 |
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Tights & Timewasters |
So had an e-mail wanting an incall in 45 mins, fine I said, and started rushing round to tidy up.
Just 5 minutes later he cancelled and tried to schedule for Wednesday, being just 5 mins after he booked, I said no - I don't take bookings from timewasters.
Ok 11 he said.
Fine
But five minutes later said he would not coe if I thought he was a timewaster.
I think he was wanting apologies and for me to beg him to come round, it must be some kind of power trip. Then he pointed to all his positive feedback, only he never used the booking system for me, so clearly never did intend on coming!
But the trying to lay the blame on me was really irritating and to be honest disrespectful!
Anyhow, i've decided to take myself out for a long walk through the park, and visit a local botanical garden.
I'm wearing a miniskirt, patterned tights and trainers. I had the tights on yesterday, I bet they'll be reeking by the time I get home! probably laddered too as I'm planning on sitting on the grass and reading me book. i hope you'll all cope without me!
Donna xXx So I will be away from the phone for a couple of hours,
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Wednesday, April 17th 2019 |
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Fucking Scottish Power! |
Really! I mistakenly paid my monthly installment twice, (in fact I paid slightly more) so cancelled the next one.
They've now decided I need to settle the whole account (just after winter) at over £500, despite the fact that I've actually paid more than agreed. and sent me an-email at 6.00am telling me my account has now gone to escalated procedures and the bailiffs are coming round.
The bloody bill was only generated six days ago, and is estimated, despite being issued the day after my meter was read, and still hasn't even arrived in the post!
So yeah - I guess, since I'm posting this on AW, their tactics do cause some people to extreme measures!
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Thursday, April 4th 2019 |
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Reading Material - 2 |
Mid afternoon had a lul again, so I decided to split my time between both the victorian Erotica, and the chinese history book.
The history book is really fascinating, a for the erotica, it is a bit slow to begin with, but from what I hear it gets much racier later. It is funny to think that whilst he was up to things that even Adult Work would not let me post, he himself is horrified by homosexuality, or anal sex.
I had listened to "sapiens", on audible recently, he also has interesting comments on homesexuality, basically saying that, anything that humans do, has to be, by definition natural.
So, I have started listening to the sequel, and it seems to be saying that, now a days, we don't need to worry so much about, famine, disease or war, but are focusing on "happiness" and arguably, that is the cause of increasing levels of crime.
Anyhow, I think, perhaps I can use the Victorian Erotica, to give me some ideas to write a bit of erotica of my own, certainly not to everyone's taste, but it is something I would like to try an improve upon. The only think is, by amazon book list now looks so dodgy, I can't let my mother see it! |
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Tuesday, April 2nd 2019 |
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Reading Material |
Today, unusually has been a quiet day, that gives me time to do my housework and catch up with paperwork, but then I still need to be near the phone for calls etc, so I have started to work my way through the list of books I have bought but never got around to reading.
I used to watch TV, but it was a bit dull, I mean, are the Kardashians really what passes for a documentary now a days? Then I saw a short documentary, ironically on Prime, about a modern utopia, and how the "soma" drug to keep us pacified has actually turned out to be screens (phones, tablets, TV, PCs etc). It really struck a chord, and this morning at the GPs waiting room I was horrified to see 18 people, every last one of them, typing away on their phones!
So I've started treading the book, I've been racing through it and it really is interesting, I've read a lot of dystopian novels, but this one is strange in that, it is actually supposed to be a utopia. I do like the idea of being perpetually young, thin and beautiful, but where's the BBW in that?
I like the idea of everything smelling nice too ... but maybe that's just me.
Anyway it's getting to late afternoon and time to switch books, I have a choice of "my secret life" a victorian erotica, which I think is too racy to even talk about here, or 1421 a book about how china discovered America (and Australia, Antarctica and actually the rest of the world) but just never bothered to tell anyone about it!
What should I go for: education or titillation? |
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What is your starsign? |
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 |
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What is your Primary Language? |
English |
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What is your Secondary Language? |
Spanish |
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What is your favourite colour? |
Blue |
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Who is your favourite celebrity? |
Natalie Portman |
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What is your best feature? |
Boobs |
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What is your worst feature? |
Hair |
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What three words best describe your personality? |
bubbly, big, boobs |
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What is your favourite food? |
Steak |
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What is your favourite drink? |
Rioja |
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What is your favourite film? |
Monsters Ball |
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What is your favourite TV programme? |
Killine Eve |
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What are your favourite flowers? |
Mixed bouquets |
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What is your favourite perfume? |
Oscar de la renta |
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What is your favourite gift? |
lingerie, perfume, flowers or cash! |
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What is your favourite holiday destination? |
Vietnam, Cambodia & Thailand |
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What is your ethnicity? |
Caucasian (White) |
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What is the colour of your eyes? |
Blue |
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What is the colour of your hair? |
Blonde |
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What length is your hair? |
Bobbed |
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How would you describe your body type? |
Few Extra Pounds |
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How tall are you? |
5'4" |
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How much do you weigh? |
14st |
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What is your leg measurement? |
31" |
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What is your shoe size? |
5 |
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What is your dress size? |
18+ |
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What size is your chest? |
38" |
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What is your waist measurement? |
36" |
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What is your hips measurement? |
42" |
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What is your bra cup-size? |
DD |
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How would you describe the size of your breasts? |
Very Large |
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Are your breasts natural or enhanced? |
Natural |
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How is your pubic hair fashioned? |
Shaved Mostly |
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Do you smoke? |
No |
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Do you have any tattoos or piercings? |
Neither |
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If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they |
None |
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Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location? |
l will tell you later... |
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What times are you always available? |
all times by appointment |
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Will you do overnight bookings? |
Depends |
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List of Towns/Areas you will visit |
Edinburgh |
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How long are you prepared to travel for? |
30 mins |
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Nearest rail station? |
Edinburgh |
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What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? |
Stockings falling down on the steps of Marks & Spencers |
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What sort of men turn you on? |
Big men, little me, cuckolds, rich men. Good sense of humour, etc |
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What sort of women turn you on? |
Busty Women with nice arses. |
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What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? |
Summer solstice in the forest |
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What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) |
well it involved the police station car park... |
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Where would you most like to have sex? |
Stone Henge |
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What is your favourite sexual position? |
On top |
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What is your second favourite sexual position? |
69 |
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What is your biggest turn on? |
a group of 12+ horny men |
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The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? |
nipples |
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Describe the experience (when and where) |
everywhere, anywhere.. |
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What is your favourite sexual fantasy? |
Doing an entire rugby team |
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How often do you masturbate? |
Daily |
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What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? |
oral |
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When is your libido at its highest? |
Early Morning |
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