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Saturday, March 31st 2018

You're Doing Your Coffee All Wrong!

It is no accident this decades old meat sack is not decaying at the intended accelerated rate pre-programmed by the dubious powers that be poisoning our air, water & food sources before offering some toxic poisons to ‘cure’ resulting ails.

But that’s quite another topic for you to research when you’re ready to wake up a bit.

What most find when they start down the healing route in the quest for optimal health are new and exciting protocols to incorporate. I can barely keep up with the life changing aspects being hurled in my delighted direction and doesn’t it show.

Distilled water, turps & liver flushing will have to wait for another day because I want to share with you my most recent discovery which is coffee enemas.

Being a huge advocate of a regular colonic to prep for one’s monthly liver flushes they were never given too much thought, assuming they were just a poor substitute for professional internal irrigation. What a faulty assumption that was.

The enema is a lower reaching tool which suits the sigmoid colon just fine since that is where it is required; it communicates with the liver directly to provide a route for toxins to be delivered to the liver for detoxification, bypassing the the bloodstream that communicates with the brain and other vital organs. This means the (organic, light roasted, mould free) coffee has a decidedly different mode of communication with the body than it would by drinking.

Coffee enemas enhance liver function by stimulating the liver and gallbladder to release stored toxins and waste. Caffeine from the coffee enema is absorbed into the enterohepatic circulation, where it passes directly to the liver and acts as a strong detoxicant. It stimulates the liver to produce more bile, which contains processed toxins, and moves the bile to the small intestine for elimination. This procedure augments the liver’s ability to process incoming toxins that can collect in the tissues throughout the body.

The detox pathways in the liver are dependent upon the proper functioning of enzymes like glutathione-S-transferase. Coffee contains alkaloids that stimulate the production of this enzyme. Coffee enemas speed the detoxification process in the liver and minimise the potential for toxic substances to back-up and accumulate.

What I’m particularly ecstatic about is the DAILY output

is akin to that of one’s monthly liver flushes which are a slightly more involved process. More about that vital protocol another time but this is huge news because well, liver is kinda a big deal.

There are other important factors to take into consideration, like electrolyte & mineral balancing, hydration, prep etc, before you jump in, but I can promise you this - ditching the coffee by mouth and start sticking it up your ass where it can actually do some good for a change is life changing.

Sunday, February 11th 2018

Naked & Sun Snogged

Because being sunkissed is all very nice but that sounds a little half assed when there is a SNOG!

It's crazy spending 12-8 hours a day on cam INSIDE when I could be OUTSIDE in the beautiful sunshine with the hot summer breeze caressing my naked pussy.

Not disappearing quite yet; there are a few loose ends to tie up here in London first. Hunting down a new play space somewhere secluded is going to be so much fun. Renting is sensible and will be fun to see which one of our beautiful mediterranean islands I will settle upon for my extended stay.

Nothing much will change as yet; still flitting from pillar to post in and out of the country as usual, just spending a tad more time in the glorious SUNSHINE!

Tuesday, January 30th 2018

The Adventures Continue

So much fun has been had by all recently, swanning around the various central London dungeons entertaining my kinky friends availing themselves of various guises of The Kinky Dirty Bitch.

When I'm not listing all my filthy toys for sale that is!

Not wishing to drag the whole fucking playroom with me when I move yet again, all the outfits & toys are being listed along with all my sexy shoes & boots.

As ruthless outside the bedroom as I am in the playroom, only my absolute favourites are being kept and the sooner they're all sold the sooner I move!

I can't stand waste and chucking them in the bin is not an option so it's over to you, my fellow perverts.

Unsurprisingly, all the outfits & toys being purchased have been requested to be used which is absolutely fine by me!

Thursday, December 28th 2017

WS = UT

After decades of playing with piss I am baffled as to why it has taken all my life to realise the benefits of one’s very own sparkling champagne without the toxins you find in it the alcoholic version of course.

Your very own personalised cocktail of essentials filtered through the kidneys amongst other places has to much goodness to waste; nature is more efficient than that.

A fresh clean midstream catch is all you need to get going; even just a few drops sublingually will do to start off with Urine Therapy

That GCSE Human Biology wasn’t entirely bollocks - there is some waste in there but not as much as we generally assume; around 2% and that has it’s own use - unlike the toxic shit the allopathic ‘healthcare professionals’ (oh the irony!) are keen to thrust on their trusting clients.

Of course there are some faulty belief systems to overcome for those interested in ditching the poisonous lifestyle choices but there are support networks, books and all sorts to get you going.

Like many things this is just the tip of a very fucking awesome iceberg.

Thursday, December 21st 2017

No Poo

Sorry to disappoint my ardent scat fans but this is one for those following the No Poo movement and its derivatives.

Venturing down the rabbit hole in earnest one of the ports of call was what was going on my hair and how often. After a year of ditching the harsh sulphates & suffocating cones my beautiful mane is starting to recover with the help of scritching, preening, oils & Ayurvedic herbs.

It could be the frighten frequency at which the scissors are brandished or the amount sheared but with every trim the natural waves are coaxed bigger and better.

The greedy cunts who try and flog you noxious chemicals to plaster unnecessarily over the porous scalp is a recipe for disaster. Like everything else on this prison planet, follow the money trail.

Even though I teach fitness each and every day my long luscious locks only really need washing every couple of weeks these days.

Yes really.

Wednesday, December 13th 2017

4K + USB3 = Awesome

It seems like an age since I've had my amazing 4K camera for webcamming and well we've all been having so much fun together I eventually got round to doing a wee bloggie!

EVENTUALLY found a purpose for those USB3 slots despite having The obnoxiously overpowered Beast for years!

Been waiting for technology to catch up to the stupidly capable water cooled overclocked fucker so that the crystal clear widescreen can REALLY show you ALL the goodies.

Sunday, December 10th 2017

No sniffles for me!

I would like to say I hate to gloat but that would be bollocks. Of course I love to fucking gloat haha!

It's that time of year that the misery of colds and flu blogs reach an all time high and I remember that it has been precisely SHIT LOADS of years since I endured such a thing.

That would coincide with juicing, going vegan and generally looking after myself, mind body and soul.

If you don't look after your body then it sure as fuck won't look after YOU!

Saturday, December 9th 2017

Boundaries

We all have them. If you don't you'd better start looking for them toute suite if you want to remain happy & healthy - mind, body & soul!

I was accused of being wierded out by a client who would frequent my niche services, because I no longer wished to facilitate the abuse of his body.

In line with the first rule of therapy "Do no harm", never mind the countless spiritual laws the pursuit of such greed flouts, I realised that particular activity was in direct contradiction to my personal beliefs.

Whilst others on a different spiritual path may choose to totally disregard their own karmic debt I am not prepared to be quite so arrrogant.

I hope we can all continue to discover, observe, respect and protect our own special collection of life enhancing boundaries.

They are our own personal 'electric fence' keeping us safe from emotional, psychological, spiritual and physical harm.

But worry not, I'm still a KinkyDirtyBitch

Thursday, December 7th 2017

Surprisingly Delicious

Isn't it strange that whatever the weather there is always something lovely about it?!

Take today in London for example - wet yet temperate and absolutely lovely with it. The tepid rain working is essential magic on the dirty streets, cleaning, detoxifying, moisturising and rehydrating. Sheer magic.

I looked quite the crazy lady strolling barefoot through the empty common a few moments ago but it is always a relief to discharge one's EMF at every possible opportunity, given the sea of electro magnetic soup in which we unavoidably reside these days.

Being relatively desk bound intermittently through most of my working day (I work full time on AdultWork) means my poor carcass is getting fried alive whilst I peer at my screen of never ending filth!

Wednesday, December 6th 2017

RAMMED!

With RAM, not cock that is....

My greed for size does not stop at COCK but RAM too!

After a wicked time at college yesterday drooling all over the intuitive sleek & intelligent iMac it was decided that stuffing that gorgeous vessel with as much as it could take is the logical solution, given the demanding multitasking my machines endure!

The instructor was so passionate about it, it was an absolute joy to bask in his beautiful energy. He was also quite fit,funny & into motorbikes which instantly kicked his kerb appeal up a notch!

Well I've got some online backup plans to source & some porn to edit so will catch you on cam/phone later!

Tuesday, December 5th 2017

The Focus is on QUALITY Now That we Have QUANTITY

Given that I have an excess of both in my private galleries, it is time to focus on the former in order to make my Private Gallery slightly more digestible for those who only have a 24 hour subscription.

Given the outrageously low long term subscription prices, I'm always surprised when the daily ones are purchased, especially given how often (multiple times daily) they are all updated.

It's one in/one out now!

As soon as new additions are made to my private collection of photographic filth yet more are deleted from the old collections.

Those photos that look vaguely familiar are deleted & unique ones take their place, in order to give you the best Value For Money Depravity Available on AdultWork

Thursday, November 30th 2017

Phone Cameras ROCK!

I totally am in love with the fact that the cameras on phones today are sooo good!

Not just the photo (see attached!) but the clips (see movie gallery!) are spanking good quality & of course it's great to have such a wonderful selection from which to choose!

Not everyone is in the mood for highly polished posed piccies or clips all the time any more than anyone wants to eat the same thing all day every day (unless it's chocolate of course!)

Who knows where the technological advances will be in a few years time - as a hopeless geeky toy addict I had to do the obligatory 5 year upgrade of one of my camming PC's so hopefully that will arrive in one piece soon!

Pictured: Taken with my phone

Wednesday, November 29th 2017

Professional Despunking Service

I could not believe my little ears when I received a call this morning enquiring about my silent caller service (not that you get much of a word in at the best of times! because he had to go to the sperm donation clinic to leave his contribution.

Fact or fantasy, I didn't give a hoot - it was HOT!

True to his word and hour later he was there, furtively whispering into his phone while he was creating life for one lucky puppy who will never know of the warped events surrounding his production!

Needless to say, it didn't take him long, especially when I instinctively slipped into role as one of the hot new nurses trialling out a new 'hands on' approach to acquiring the very best quantity & quality in our own inimitable, ground breaking way!

Actual Feedback: "Fantastic. Had to provide a sample of baby gravy and KDB gave me a helping hand!"

Wanktastic!

Tuesday, November 28th 2017

~~> We are born with a lot of knowledge <~~

And from my recent experience, one of those things is SEX!

I was kind of shocked but all the same pleasantly surprised that someone would choose me for their first sexual encounter.

Maybe he saw through the brash facade and liked the way other punters described my tender touch, despite all the crazy chandelier swinging antics.

Maybe he just liked my tits - hey, who am I to judge, right?!

It was his first sexual experience and so was not to be taken lightly. I would be part of his history, more so than any other woman in his life. He had come to the right place.

Being very good at various complementary professions to this one has huge mutual benefits at delicate times such as this.

From massage therapist to psychotherapist to covert hypnotherapist to energy healer and finally of course sex therapist, all the stops were pulled out to ensure this nervous little flower was treated with the utmost care and tenderness.

And fuck me, was I repaid ~~tenfold~~ a hundredfold with his immense natural talents!

As I encouraged him to do this and that, I was gobsmacked at how natural he was at the fine art of foreplay. His nimble, sensitive and delicate fingers danced across and around my body like I wish all men's would. Every so often I would stop and let him have my top tips for sensual sexual expertise.

He left with a lot of info and I was left with my G spot throbbing and a big fucking smile on my face!

He had not kissed a woman in a sexual way before but before long I could not get enough of them, meekly requesting more and more.

I absolutely love to kiss and find it a very special part of the enounter. Without passionate kisses it is an empty shell of a sex act - cold and meaningless.

Unfortunately circumstances prevent this absolute darling from visiting until next year but you can bet your ass that I'll be waiting in throbbing anticipation!