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Monday, March 9th 2020
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lets give our NHS thumbs up
I have recently experience two things I have not ever previously done ! And that in 53 years in this day and age has to be amazing !

3 weeks ago I fainted whilst walking along a busy street and was whisked by ambulance to my local hospital.

Within 3 hours I had been assessed, blood samples taken, X-ray on severely twisted ankle and results given - all normal ! What ever normal is lol

I have to given credit where it’s due to the paramedics and A&E staff, the process was very smooth, every where look clean and plenty of staff

…. plus two cups of teas and a sandwich 🥪

Like you, I’ve seen the media hype on how poor the care/lack of staff in UK hospitals/A&E but my experience completely contradicted this and was just as good as any private medical care


Maybe when attending places we read negative views, we should go with open minds and positive thoughts, if you think negative then your experiences will be

Always been said I am a glass half full girl 🍷

Until the next time

Minds are like parachutes they only
Function when open

Thomas Dwyer

Wednesday, January 15th 2020
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Top 5 books
Been recently asked for my TOP 5 ...
thought would start with books


Top 5 December books
( ones read or leafed through, online or paperback)

1. Delia Smith Christmas cook book - try the veggie options .. celery and blue Stilton soup
2. Agatha Christie - The autobiography, re reading after many years
3. Miss read stories, 1960’s stories of local school teacher and village life
4. Wartime cook book by Marguerite Patten, making economical Bourbon biscuits !
5. Keith Floyd, far flung floyd - spicy fiery recipes

If you want any info on my books then do mail me
or do text :)

Today is going to be a great day x
Wednesday, October 2nd 2019
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does size matter ? depends what you measure in !
Even though the old adage of size doesn’t matter .... it certainly does

if you are my age, you may feel more comfortable with feet/inches or pints/fluid ounces
... I try to visualise litres or square metres ... but just doesn’t seem to work for me

We seem to switch between measurements still in certain subjects and the most bizarre one we still use inches is for a mans body part !

According to the NHS site the average is 5-7inches
(in centimetres 13-18 centimetres)

so why don’t men use centimetres especially as its larger number ... and we know what they are like when trying to describe size ... especially when caught a fish ... it’s always bigger ?

following up on a recent poll on twitter showed out of 212 votes 81% voted they measure in inches !

whether it’s inches, centimetres, horses hands ... size doesn’t matter .. it’s what we do that’s important

Until the next time

don’t measure your success on someone else’s tape measures
Thursday, August 29th 2019
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We all need a little sun !
there are things that happen that sometimes leave you speechless, and that for me, says my husband is as unusual as this incident lol

Let me set the scene ...

strolling through Torquay on a recent nostalgic holiday with my best friend we were just about to cross the read heading towards what looked like a locals cafe with home made tasty nibbles, just as reached the pavement a couple waiting to cross acknowledged us, we responded with Hi, and now with hindsight wished we had not !

they said
“would you like to see what we have in our pram ?
“it’s rather unusual “
she added
“It’s a pet tortoise” !

I could feel my mouth about to work before my brain, the first question came out was ..

you know when you realise you could regret asking this !

“why are you taking your pet tortoise for a walk, well a push”

apparently the sun is good for there shells ?

this is not as unusual as you think to take your pet tortoise out ...

recently I read an article where a tortoise obsessed bride and groom had there ‘102’ year old tortoise be part of there celebrations

it’s a good job we are all different as life would be very boring

well there you go ... sunlight is good for every one

Until the next time

If you want to feel the sunshine, change position!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah





Tuesday, August 13th 2019
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‘Fark me’ it’s a wooloomooloo !
I try to buy a different bottle of wine every week, usually, after a little research its narrowed it down to two, and then with a very detailed analysis making progress I make a decision, well actually it's more a toss of a coin and whether I like the name of the wine lol 

the description says ‘a dark plum with a hint of mint to a springy lighter more summery fruity taste’ 
for once it tasted exactly as described, next time will try it with food, maybe a beef goulash or even a homely rich Shepherds pie 

Me and the husband have a long running tradition ... wherever we are in the world, on a Friday evening ... and if physically possible we try and make a spaghetti bolognaise, with a glass of red ... and you know Wooloomooloo would just do the job 

(fark is alternative way to spell f**k and used to express surprise)
rating out of 5🍷🍷🍷🍷

until the next time 
Wine improves with age, the older I get, the better I like it 
Saturday, July 13th 2019
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#AWPride
My new friend Julie


so ... here is an update on my not so new friend Julie

You may recall from a previous blog about my long standing friend, who at the young age of 60 started the journey to become a woman

I met Harry many years ago, always found him to have a deeper side, probably now, would use the phrase in touch with his feminine side
... how true that would become to be

So 15 months on her transgender journey to become a women is nearly complete
this month she has breast implants and in November the last part (no pun intended) to become a woman will happen on a 3 week trip to Thailand

I can write now with conviction and honesty my friend has changed, definitely physically ... not just on looks, but subtle alternations and thats a lot down to the hormones and also down to true happiness

The most interesting part to come from this has been the reaction from friends, relatives and clients !
Julie is a professional business lady, working within the same business for 40 years ... and well known within her field of expertise

( phew got the pronoun right, that for me has to have been one of the hardest things as yet her voice still sounds similar to Harry)

I have phrase I use more often than I like to but ... you cant please everyone all the time, theres no point in trying ..

Unfortunately Julie has lost a few clients, also a few friends and one or two relatives are struggling with the changes

.... in the words of Julie, thats there problem not mine

It may sound harsh but its your life, and if friends are true friends then ... all your asking them to do is accept not necessarily agree

Until the next time

... and now one of my top ten phrases

Just because its different its not wrong












Monday, July 8th 2019
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I maybe blonde but .... everything good in life is
I can’t quite recall when I first came across the words ‘moral’  & ‘immoral’ but I do remember the first time it caused a major issue for me 

In the early days of escorting I use to rent places to work from, take on a 6 month rent, say I was a model, sign 1 page contract, part with 1 month upfront & set out my stall so to speak …

out of the blue I got a letter giving me two months notice to leave as the landlord had been made aware of what I did and in accordance with the tenancy agreement says not to be used for business and or immoral purposes ! 

to be fair I did have to look up the exact meaning … and being quite naive could not understand how something can be legal, yet also imoral ! 

definition – immoral 
not conforming to accepted standards of morality, unseemly behaviour
with further descriptions of wrongful, wicked, evil, unscrupulous and dishonest ! 

Makes me sound like an axe murderer not a professional women running her own business & paying tax ?

So jump to 2019, and morals seems to be making more of an appearance in t’s & c’s on sites 
all the big internet sites  .. google, Microsoft, youtube have all extremely detailed terms and conditions with many references to immoral oral, illegal & unacceptable uses 

However … surely this all subjective ?
I guess we all have some sort of code we live by, however organised or chaotic our lives … 
but what you believe is immoral may be different to what I believe …. 

Isn’t it time we dispersed with vague terms & beliefs and accepted the role of the sex worker is here to stay  
after all … 

It is the oldest profession 
and …. 

Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s wrong 
Ricky Gervais 
Sunday, June 30th 2019
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The end of an era ....
Firstly, here is the news, it’s big news for me ... maybe not for you BUT from August I am stopping full time escorting !! after 15 years of meeting lovely gents I am dropping hands on for more time in the virtual world

So what this means is I will be concentrating my time on my video & photo production, camshows, phonechats,

Lastly,

I wish to thank all the lovely gents I have met over the last 15 years, there have been so many moments, so many laughs and a lot of naughty sexy fun

.... I look forward to you joining me on the next stage of my adventures online

the best is yet to come
... says Frank Sinatra


Anna Bel
formerly known as Courtesan Annabel
Sunday, May 5th 2019
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My wife, the escort - written by The husband x
my wife, the escort
(written by the husband)

my wife is an escort, , call girl, prostitute, whore, lady of the night ... call her what you like, the outcome is the same, she charges by the hour and she charges a lot

one paragraph in and I bet your thinking many questions
‘why do you let her’
‘how do you cope with it’
‘Does it not bother you she sleeps with other men’

hopefully I can answer these and many other questions, so please read on

but first let me tell you a little about me
my background is in security ; close protection mainly ... I ensure people are kept safe, this involves a lot of travel, a lot of time away ... I watch the client and I watch the watchers
It sounds like a film or book plot ? trust me it isn’t
I spend a lot of time travelling, away from home, incognito, watching & waiting,
I observe people, their habits, routines, mannerisms and body language
ready to act at a moments notice, ideally nothing unusual happens ... the client is looked after, moved from a to b, handed over successfully and without incident, then the next job starts
I am a nightmare to live with (this is my view and Anna would not disagree)
I am OCD on organisation, packing and planning
dislike pubs/bars ... preferring quiet restaurants, discreet hotels and my own bed
but saying all of this I am a very happy guy, love reading, films, studying and sex, oh yes .... sex is where it all started

we love sex
we love exhibitionism
Anna loves being watched
I love guys watching her, knowing they could watch but not touch... that was then, and this is now... I get a thrill out of them paying to have sex with my wife

‘"When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave." ~ Anon

Anna’s 1st booking was a duo, with a well established Dutch escort friend
we had met Johannake at a sex club in Amsterdam a year before, she was with a very smart older gent, we thought they were together, a couple, they seemed so comfortable and relaxed in each other’s company
They were together as a client & an escort
and after chatting naked in the jacuzzi we found this out ... not wanting to intrude on his time we agreed to meet the next day, we did meet and so a year on Anna and johannake met a regular client, for a threesome, all the arrangements and ‘paperwork’ (that’s the payment) had been made earlier ... a drink in the bar then to his hotel room

this next part is written by Anna

‘I should have been nervous, terrified even but strangely excited to be shortly having sex with a stranger
Johannake took the lead, they chatted like old friends, they were,
we discussed the City, favourite places and soon it was time to go ... i finished my wine in one gulp, Dutch courage you may say then we headed for the lift
I had been given a little idea of how it would play out, the client went in the bathroom, we undressed to our lingerie and sat on the edge of the bed
... heels, seamed nylons, garter belt, bra & panties, a little men’s aftershave and nude lipstick
he came in, wearing a towel and sat between us, he placed his hands on our knees, I could feel the heat on my thigh and then he kissed me, surprisingly a hot passionate fresh kiss, his hand moved to my big tits
we moved onto the bed and continued taking it in turns, I followed Johannakes lead when he was kissing her, I stroked and touched him, lightly with my finger tips tracing from his ankle to between his legs, at some point his towel disappeared and I gently squeezed and scraped his now hard cock
we seemed to synchronise without words just hands and body parts ... with an almost seamless movement an condom was expertly slipped on him and with Johannake sitting on top of him I straddled his face, this I found out later to be his favourite position
we swopped places and with my legs astride I fucked him
he made a lot of noise, good job his face was covered by pussy
...and later we sat, with that after sex contentment smile, on the sofa sipping bubbly
we dressed and left,
my brain whizzing, body buzzing and I knew then and there this wouldn’t be a one off


It’s me again, the husband
I met Anna in our favourite bar just off the Damrak ... I saw her walk across the room, could other men sense or smell that after sex look or maybe it was the heels, the seams and the tight fitting velvet dress with cleavage that made them look, she had a smile, I had seen many times and I would see many times again

You see ....
we both love sex and we both love money
and that combination works for us

Until the next time ;
No difference with making a living with what’s between your ears and making one with what’s between your legs
Denis Vickers
Wednesday, March 27th 2019
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Anna going bananas in Amsterdam
I was reminded of a throwback story, pre what I do now !

The husband and I love adult clubs & bars …… swinging clubs, lap dancing & pole dancing places … we like the sexy atmosphere and vibe these places give off, we always have …. Bizarrely we never did the swooping pre escort days … we love exhibitionism … the husband playing with me and guys watching but knowing, there not going to touch

One evening we went to visit the Banana bar in central Amsterdam, find the atmosphere in these place can very highly charged and with music and s glass of wine gets you in a naughty mood !

The dancing girls were teasing a little sample of what a show involves, including the a projectile banana shot from … well I’m sure you can guess

We ordered drinks, and chatted to the girls
… they asked if we wanted a show and we said saving money for a club we’re going to the next night

We have been to The Paradise club many times, it’s a very upmarket adult club, with health spa facilities and a roof top garden for those hot nights

One girl asked us which club so we told her how an adult club works, entrance fees, what’s included and ‘swinger’ etiquette

She looked a little puzzled, then said
‘so you pay to get in and have sex fun with other people but don’t get paid’

‘Yes’ we said

She said ‘oh that’s disgusting, your not even charging for it’

So projectile bananas out your fanny is fine but not being paid for sexy play isn’t ? Hmmm …….

But she had a point and not long after ‘Courtesanannabel’ was created and 15 years later still going strong

Until the next time

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less
Monday, March 4th 2019
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Why I don’t meet younger guys
why do I not meet under 35’s ?

It’s mentioned on my detailed profiles, website and many tweets but looks like another update on my blog site is required

Many years ago I did see gents over 25 years, unfortunately the majority spoiled it for the few

some how the guys managed to find my phone number ... in those days no twitter so on adultwork or my own site at www.adultwork.com/courtesanannabel

I asked for a booking on adultwork and this was done, some times impressively speedily

but guess what ?
they forget to cancel ... no ability to send a few text to say ‘can’t come’ ‘changed my mind’

The straw that broke the camels back so to speak was 15 no shows in one month

Will let you do the maths
15 guys x say 1 hour, £120 (in those days) plus turning down say 15 meets as I assumed I was booked
That’s 30 meets = £3600 !

I’m not saying gents over 35 don’t let me down but on the whole most turn up, most cancel by text/call and 1 or 2 a month are a no show ...

and so the next time you
wish to book a meet, ...
remember .....
this is a business for the lady you are meeting
turn up on time &
if running late let her know
..... Most women find a man with good manners sexy

So if your 21+ I can offer camshows and phonechats only ...

Until the next time

Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance
Henry Ward Beecher

Thursday, January 24th 2019
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I maybe blonde but ... i’m no bimbo

During my Christmas break at a lovely hotel there was the usual festive calendar of events including the infamous quiz, this was in 3 parts, the main being news of the year plus anagrams & logos
The husband and I joined forces with a City gent and his French wife ... could be fun ! if not educational

The questions came thick & fast ...
where was the Trump/Kim Jong Un Asian meeting ?
Which politician made an error when saying the country his wife is from ?
Husband & City guy knew these, but always helpful to have a TV watcher on a team ... a Strictly dancing question .... which comedian got caught in a kissing clinch ? and who are the new Top gear presenters ?
.... this may sound sexist but amazed the guys didn’t know this lol

The logo round was mainly on cars ... I was not much use as I don’t drive but there was a symbol I knew but have never been in
... it was 4 orange circles, in a group of 4, will give you a clue it’s a take away bakery ... bizarrely made more famous by one of the new top gear presenters !

but I did learn not just one thing, daily news is just that, you read it on the day then forget it, look at logos just in case your ever asked and 2 interestingly random facts
Which is the healthiest place to live ?
Which is the unhealthiest to live ?

no clarification on how the survey was conducted, where and how many participants

now that’s got you thinking ? 🤔

my immediate thoughts were South West, Wales or maybe an obscure like the Channel Islands to feel happy ... but unhappy is harder ?

Well you will be or not surprised 😱

Edinburgh is the happiest ?
Grimsby is the unhappiest

Guess not much more to say ...

Until the next time ...
intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac

Thursday, December 27th 2018
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I maybe blonde but …. Never say no to a tart

Last week I had my ‘Works Christmas party’
…. … well in fact I have been rather greedy this was my second one, first was with my duo lady, Catherine and this was with my best friend who is an Artist, who also loves to cook, clean, shop and general no 1 personal assistant

Even when you work for yourself you need a party … and it’s tax deductible !

The evening was a party night at a central London hotel, check out the pics on my twitter Courtesananna
We pre ordered our 4 course dinner, arrived at 7, for 7.30 … dressed to impress and looking forward to getting down on the dance floor

We had ordered same starters, fish course, different main course and same chocolate desert

As with any do and more so at Festive times the organisation seems just that little bit more frantic and somewhat more dis organised than usual

We got asked every time a course was brought from the kitchen what we had ordered …

so it came to desert and the waitress asked

‘what are you two ?’

I replied ‘ oh us ? We are two tarts !!’

Hurriedly adding ‘Chocolate ones, I mean chocolate tarts’

The waitresses face was a picture, my BF started to laugh and so do I

Hey at least I’m honest lol

Until the next time

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. -Robert Byrne
Friday, November 2nd 2018
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The writing is on the wall


Last time I was in Glasgow I met up with a lovely gent,

during the pre meet phone chat I asked the usual questions, and like to know for marketing purposes where you saw my advert, this gent couldn’t recall

So we had a lovely naughty sexy fun meet and having a drink he decided to tell me where he had seen my phone number

Me - so someone gave it to you ?
gent - not exactly
Me - saw it on social media ?
gent - well it was similar ...
Me - now i’m puzzled

ready for this ?

gent - your number is written on a wall in a gents toilet in a pub in Glasgow

Well had heard somethings but that takes the p***, literally

apparently it says ....

Anna (telephone number)
quality lady, worth the money

If you come across please take a pic

Until the next time

There’s no such thing as bad publicity

Oscar Wilde
  

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