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Saturday, October 19th 2019
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I've done some crazy shit over the years
Of the crazy things I have done over the years one of the most ridiculous and health sapping things I have done is get sucked into the cult of veganism.

Happily I've stopped eating the food of my actual food and am healing from that misguided oxalate laden episode.


Such is life that ruminants are there to process the fodder we clearly can not (see "The Fibre Menace") and by fuck do they taste as good as they make us feel. All by design, because nature is not as silly as humans are conditioned to be.

Stronger, faster, better; yep I'm all over that!


You got to find these things out for yourself of course. Fat is my fuel & no plant toxins are there to fuck up the high grade protein from the lovely tasty ruminants that provide my own little carcass with the stuff it needs to function optimally.
Friday, October 18th 2019
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Rewarded for Bravery
It's really heartwarming when a client can see through all the bells & whistles and books for a sensual getting to know you session.

A client recently exclaimed that he was surprised that I was 'classy' which made me giggle at the kind of things people expect from someone of this choice of moniker. Fair comment!


I likened it to that of a fancy restaurant who have a wide and varied menu. You wouldn't get overwhelmed at the sheer choice and would no doubt select something that you know you will like.

And like it he most certainly did! Wouldn't life be boring if were mono eating; whether that be chocolate or salad. Been there, done that and not the funnest.


What IS the funnest is engaging with a lovely chap who knows how to treat a lady.
Tuesday, October 15th 2019
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Cougar or Milf?
With every fucker over the age of 20 seems to be calling themselves a milf these days, I wonder what the true definition of a Cougar or Milf actually is.

I've never really resonated with milf and excitedly approaching the noble age of 50 maybe I can step away from the drones in yet another way.


As has often been said, KDB is not your average prossie!

With my lack of interest in the high maintenance, superficial facade and the similarly minded numpties it inevitably attracts, the gents who are looking for more of a personal, cerebral stimulation between rounds are happily heading my way.


Maybe my ripe old age is getting to me though; got to keep dashing back to the house to collect either footwear or underwear since I generally don't bother with either, to the joy of my new and improved feet & tits!
Tuesday, October 8th 2019
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Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All
It seems there is an insecure contingency of boys who are overwhelmed at ones particularly colourful past and open minded catering for the sublime.

So much so that they are projecting all manner of bullshit projections on what it would be like to spend naked time with a porn star.

Sad but true.


Sad that they have made up some fantasy story in their head that they somehow wouldn't be able to satisfy and a sex crazed fuck bitch would be angrily demanding more cock or else.

Closer to 50 than I am 40, nothing could be further from the truth.


The chandelier swinging of decades gone by has made way for snuggles and lazy hazy afternoons in mutual sensual enjoyment.

Luckily most are not to be deterred and those are the lucky ones who are treated to the wealth of my top notch customer satisfaction experience.
Saturday, August 31st 2019
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>> Bye Bye Bras! <<
During my bouncy barefoot month in Mexico, I learned that like shoes, bras are similarly deleterious to health.

It's the suspensory ligaments you see; the very same that boys have supporting their saggy bollocks.


If they don't get an element of load *sniggers* then they have nothing to work with and like the dorsal fin, atrophies, resulting in saggy balls & bangers.

I have a serious amount of Agent Provocateur to ditch along with the dozens of pairs of stupid looking shoes, heels and boots I've amassed.


All those pretty little outfits that incorporate shitty underwires are currently being listed, yes including that old favourite of mine - the leopard print slinky dress thingy.
Tuesday, August 27th 2019
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Happy feet = happy life!
Trying to prise my little brown toes into some spike heeled boots this morning was a bit of a fucking mish after being 99% barefoot 99% of the time for the last few months!

The only time the freshly reclaimed tootsies have been bound up in modern day foot coffins has been to gain access to a nice restaurant to trot the few feet to the table only to have them (barefoot sandals) kicked off for the remaining duration.


Having the feet actually able to enjoy life as nature intended has innumerable benefits far reaching beyond the physical healing of the lifetime of abuse from chronic shoe use.

Previously flat feet now have the arches they were prevented from acquiring and the toes have splayed as they are supposed to, unfurling from beneath after being stuffed into foot casts like some kind of western version of foot binding.


Happy feet = happy life!
Thursday, July 25th 2019
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The Calorie Lie
Back in the day before I educated myself on the actual facts of sustainable fitness and nutrition, I started working out. Mainly because I thought that a calorie was a calorie and that was that.

WRONG!


Calories are a construct created by some scientists to try and make sense of fuel. The body doesnt work that way which is why these silly fad diets don't work.

Why would they when they're not sustainable? How sustainable can a model of diminishing caloric intake coupled with increased physical expenditure.


What the CICO model IS excellent at is metabolic damage resulting in insulin resistance. Chuck in your average carbatarian shit and bingo! You got yourself a whole collection of problems.

Fuck that; food is for fuel & nutrition. Which is why I only consume animal based nutrition aka REAL FUCKING FOOD for which the body is designed. Yes, even yours.
Wednesday, July 24th 2019
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Greedy Crevice Excelled Itself
Interestingly, my ass seems to be even more accommodating than my tight little fur burger. Mmmm BURGERS!

Home made ones of course, none of that plant based bollocks. Unless they are actual bollocks from an actual animal, then chuck them in!


When Mr Sick came to visit to defile me like nobody else can, he asked if I had a good sized butt plug, preferably with a tail.

Of course I fucking have, mate!


So in pops the nice girthy oversized butt plug complete with huge bunny tail, inside my cavernous crevice. This was followed shortly after by his oversized yet anatomically perfect penis which is about the length and girth of my arm. Maybe a shade wider at the base.

Happy ASS FUCKING days!
Friday, July 19th 2019
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Fuck You, Shoes
Not noted for doing things by halves, shoes seem to have fallen to the wayside recently. Like, a LOT.

Sometimes I remember to keep the barefoot sandals in my bag when I go out just in case some jobsworth numpty gets his nappy in a bunch, but generally they can basically fuck right off.


There are a multitude of known and of course, unknown benefits of bare footing and vanity has never really been one of my strong points.

Especially these days of eating essentially only animal produce, generally with my hands. Not one fuck is given.


As an increasingly tuned empath, I do receive a lot of attention, especially when it's raining or I'm on the tube and people can bear to rip themselves away from their scrying mirrors for two fucking minutes to have a good look. Mainly trying to work out if I'm doing it because I'm a) a sandwich short of a carnivore's nightmare or b) homeless.

Got a shit load of pretty, toe coffins being flogged on eBay and the cupboards are getting more and more empty by the day.


I even teach all my high intensity high impact classes barefoot. Not those in gyms. They're stuck in old fashioned mindset of bullshit like making feet weak and inflexible is somehow good for you. Nothing could be further from the truth.

After a few months of foot rehabilitation turned into a lifestyle, I can actually no longer get into the more unhealthy shaped stupidness.


Those Loubs look pretty in their own outlandish way but they are never going to be inflicting their wrath upon my new improved tootsies ever again.
Saturday, July 13th 2019
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Old Battered Well Worn Pumps
I'm pretty sure it's only a matter of time before the back end glitches that prevent the little clip showcasing these pumps gets fixed. I'm on it!

I was very excited to see this functionality after years of suggestions that a more immersive way of showcasing one's goodies from the sales department would be mighty useful and lo! There is is one day.


Fabulous!

Unfortunately it's not working quite as intended and the tech specs of one's little clips are not being made public but I'm hopeful this will change in due course.


In the meantime, I think I'll stick the clip in my movies collection so you don't miss out on this little bargain. The same price as it is for my dirty panties, this is a steal!
Tuesday, June 25th 2019
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> AB Blog jiggling & external site fail <
After repeated gentle nudges to my most recent attempt at getting an external site created, I realised that was clearly a fruitless exercise and my deposit had disappeared into the ether along with the unresponded to emails. Again.

What is it with these unscrupulous vendors who have life so hard that they feel it necessary to steal in this way?


I must admit I wasn’t expecting a prolific poster from SAAFE to do this but you just never know who you are dealing with. Buyer beware and all that.

So what else could I do after waiting since January but to fuck about with my long standing blog site myself and whilst not the most high tech of presentations, it has all the basics. A slimline version of my AW profile with plentiful cross referencing thereto.


You know what they say; if you want to not be ripped off by another cunt something doing - do it yourself!

So I did.
Friday, May 24th 2019
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Summer’s Here! Bye Bye Clothing!
Yesterday I was enjoying the first sufficiently temperate day in the nude outside, devouring the nutritious sun’s rays after being denied for so many months.

What a blast!


So much of a blast I even managed to ever so slightly overdo it, retiring to discover a tinge of redness and a gently singed minge.

After so many decades of year round factor 50 as if the sun was some kind of thing to be avoided, this sure feels amazing.


Of course, like so many things, moderation is key and it must be treated with respect but sure as fuck it is not to be completely avoided as the greedy big companies flogging toxic slop would have you believe.

We go red when we have had enough radiation for one session. It’s not complicated.


Notice also that you need less to eat when you are getting your sunshine. No coincidence.

Cam visitors find me already naked, wet and ready to rock your cock, inviting you to come and fuck for real as opposed to going through the motions with absolutely no intention of so doing!
Wednesday, May 22nd 2019
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Man Meat: Taking Hardcore Up a Notch
Since I don't 'do' doctors.

Wait, let me rephrase that as I have the great delight in DOING doctors in the carnal sense in many a happy occasion!


More accurately, I don't have a pre programmed, if originally well meaning drone ready to assault the body with toxins that fail to address the root cause.

If you want something done properly bitch got to do it herself. A bit like my fucking website supposed to be done by YES who were a big fat NO in the responsiveness stakes but more on that another day...


Tinkering with the extremes has always been a thing of mine, whether it was vegan (raw, of course - fantastic poos though!), fruitarian (all the way to pre diabetic, baby!). A year fling with keto (unintentionally shredding half a stone to 20% body fat) was in retrospect a stepping stone to my current carnivorous state, transitioning to a vast majority of one's intake to animal products only (increased energy, strength, clarity & muscle tone; reduced inflammation).

Now that there is no fibre to bloat or otherwise take up valuable space in this itty bitty little carcass the bonus is that I can trough down insane amounts of animal flesh and not be slowed down by insulin getting all fucky when a bitch got shit to do, no more post prandial zombie!


Pre dinner or post dinner fuck; this fat adapted Fuck Bitch has the energy for both so watch your cocks before YOU get smashed!
Friday, May 17th 2019
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Damn Hyper Efficiency
My laser focussed efficiency bit me in the ass today when after a - in AW terms 'failed webcam show' I refunded the guy literally minutes after said fail.

He could not see me and I could not see him. A bit shit for a Skype video chat. It happens. Does it matter whose fault it is? Fuck no. What cunty attitude that is. I should know...


It matters not whose fucking problem it is guys, if your video call does not take place, the provider is required to refund you.

Them's the rules of AW.


Providers often splatter warnings about not issuing refunds if its your fault but the fact remains you are entitled to your refund if you didn't see shit.

I don't work that way and my clients know this. Which is likely why they are still clients decades on.


Don't be fobbed off by greedy bitches stealing your hard earned credits you could be spending on decent greedy bitches!
  

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