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Friday, December 28th 2018

Piss queefer

My tall dark handsome queef lover
Got a real surprise
When he turned up
And I was positively bursting for a piss
I had drank so much water
And had no time to empty my bladder
Before he arrived.
Smelling as usual.
Absolutely gorgeous.

His erection
Told me how much he’d missed me
And had been looking forward to our
Encounter once again.

He couldn’t stop wanking
Over our last meet
Which as it goes was a year ago

Time flies when you’re wicked!

His enormous bulge was released
When I pulled if his Calvin kleins
His huge black cock
Bounced out in front of my eyes
And his curly black pubes
Matched my panties!

He lifted me up onto his shoulders
And kissed me passionately
As I swore at him
what a dirty creature he was !
I took him to the bathroom
Lied him down
And straddled his body
His face was aglow
As my hot piss gushed all over his toned black torso
He rubbed my piss into his cock
And balls
I bent down onto his face and
My pussy made the most gorgeous sounds
He was brought to the brink
And could not last a moment longer
Within minutes he was cumming hard and fast all over my bent over ass

He was in ecstasy
And texted me later
To tell me how much he was still hard
With my pissy smell
All of over him !

He tells me how much of a luxury I am for him
He’s simply adorable
Merry Christmas

Saturday, September 1st 2018

Anal virgin , and hot melted wax

He arrived in stylish clothing like before, a checked tartan shirt . a grey pullover and a pair of mustard coloured trousers.

He was happy to meet again and wanted me to give him mild to moderate pain.
he had brought a few anal toys, but as i knew he was my willing slave for the next two hours i decided to introduce a much bigger vibe, not really what i would call suitable for an arse. He lunged at my mouth, with lips like a kissing fish. Then placed my hands upon his nipples, he liked the contact of my hands upon these at all times. He was quite eccentric in his ways.
game for anything
i placed the camera on the table to film what ever action was to follow.
though i engineered it to suit me.
he was on all fours before me
he told me he wasnt an anal virgin but that he had had a bit of practice with anal play.
i think he must have had a but plug in, the night before . as his toy soon disappeared into his eager bum.

i quickly proceeded to the bigger toy, and was surprised to see that he could also take most of this too.
i watched and filmed as the pink dildo, gradually disappeared inside his ass.
when no more pink was showing. i spontaneously grabbed a lit candle and dripped it onto his buttocks." ouch", he whimpered , but then he said , he was enjoying it. so i continued, to drip green candle wax all over his bottom and his balls and lower stomach.
it quickly set and was easy to peel off.

i thoroughly enjoyed my time with this rather strange and quirky loving of ass worship. I spanked him until his arse was red, for being a very naughty and dirty old man

Monday, August 13th 2018

strawberry tart

well long time since ive blogged. time runs fast doesnt it.

i have been having so much fun planning travels of late.

and next week ill be headed off to London to see one of my favourite performers, Jake Shears, who will be performing his latest single . creep city. As its very burlesque, ill be at home dressed accordingly. it should be such fun.
and having a few days in the city, staying in a very chic tower bridge hotel, complete with swimming pool and gym.
before flying off to Amsterdam for a few days of coffee shops, museums , shopping and cycling. definately be visiting the van gogh museum this time around.

returning by eurostar. a complete mixture if planes trains and automobiles.
i think the weather is set to be grand.
i love Amsterdam and its vibrant city life, with its chic cafes , and not just the weed ones. its colourful vibe and many arty people,
found a top place to stop and have a foot and shoulder massage in a very lovely chinese parlour, whilst watching the world rush by. bliss!
ill return refreshed and invigorated.

last week saw me getting covered in strawberries whilst my bottom got some serious attention. by a very admiring bottom lover.

i had to take the opportunity to get a few quick snaps
which i have uploaded to my profile
hope you like them

have a nice August .

Wednesday, May 2nd 2018

eroticism poetry and memoirs

I have been literally writing poetry in my sleep, and spewing out words as soon as i can see to hold my pen, when my eyes open in the morning.
i have written so many now i have a book. though most are not erotic, but my feelings and thoughts which i find difficult to release. and as a nice change to wielding a whip or a paintbrush i have gone back to my first love of writing.

now when the opportunity arises ,as with surprises, i ask people what they enjoy.
After a few very nice complementary days with gentlemen of more advancing years. and with total respect and joy, i have decided with their permission to start writing memoirs and poems based on my meets and the things they do like. they have had some collaborative input . and everyone who i ask seems to be able to go with the flow, and doesnt mind being involved with my book and books.

so without delay this fresh May day
and i hope theyre here to stay
is my first account in a poem

i hope that you enjoy it?

I chanced upon youre profile
and seeking a bit of a thrill
youre number came up, you ticked all the boxes
and you more than just fitted the bill.

Did not know what to say as i called you that day
and i quite didnt know what to expect
but youre voice was so warm full of passion and charm
soon my anxiety you helped me forget.

i was after attraction and some satisfaction
to bring my man hood back to life
It hadnt been easy i and felt slightly uneasy
about telling a lie to my wife.

i justified to myself that it was my

Tuesday, May 1st 2018

sakura seduction

as the wonderful cherry blossom is here again
what beauty it yields
like cotton wool candy floss dancing in the breeze
and when it falls, oh my its like a snow storm of fairies

i feel absolutely magical when i stand beneath it when it falls
and im inspired in every creative way by its wonderful blossoms
to paint or write or model alongside it is truly magnificent for me,

as i feel so full of life and fresh new ideas come to fruition
my mind is wandering towards thoughts of pleasure once again
as i sit here and remember
what a night we had in the hotel it was awesome
i am so fired up right now, and the lucky mucky bo knows who im talking about.
i have started to write so many poems i practically have enough now for a book.

they are all kinds of subjects and some are rather humorous
but i have also started compiling a new one
a complete anthology of erotica

that should be great and is based on truth.
i find truth always more stimulating than fiction in oh so many ways.
i am also writing a book of my memoirs
and my antics as a veteran cam gal and other sexual domains of my life.
it should be positively riveting
and put 50 shades of grey on the road to ruin.

not sure of a title yet
you are more than welcome to make a suggestion though

heres to my new love
the pen.

always has worked for me
happy may day

Thursday, April 26th 2018

wankers not in the literal sense

i have been so angry today
with people who choose to ring me up and arrange a meet then they dont show up.

i am a very trusting genuine hard working lady and , would not do this to others. i expect people who call me to be the same.
I do have better things to do than sit around waiting all day for guys who have no intentions of showing up at all. it is most rude and disrespectful and i am absolutely at boiling point with certain people.
from now on i ask for a deposit to secure any meetings and thus giving me the assurance that i wont be wasting my precious time.
This should weedle out the timewasters from the genuine ones.
im sure some guys get a kick out of letting ladies doen. or get off merely on a phone call.
sad wankers.

i appreciate all respectful and decent enquiries.
from now on i am being more selective than previously
thankyou

Friday, February 2nd 2018

Red Guy

he asked for me to wear a thong,
i knew it wouldnt be so long.

to see him naked lying there
on my bed completely bare
.
I placed upon my peachy arse
a thong of red
a thong so sparse

it did nothing to conceal
my pouting puss
so warm and real.

he said he liked my hairy bush
so natural and very lush
his cock was soon so very stiff
id have him coming in a jiff

a condom red i placed on him
to match my thong
so bright and slim

his cock was twitching fast as light
he entered me with all his might
how tight you are he smiled with glee
his rock hard cock now entered me

i cant believe how snug it fits
deep inside youre pussy lips
as thong and cock were merged in red

i fucked him sweetly on my bed.

no sooner in than he had come
the red condom filled. the job was done
a look of bliss spread through his face
he left my house with joy and grace.

a happy bunny i had made
the pleasure mine, though he had paid.

as when we parted company
he said hed love to come to me
and see me once more in my thong
and feel my tightness and my tongue`

a happy chappy he did leave
with more ideas up his sleeve
he loved my garden , wild and free
so hed come back and visit me

there are not many gals like you
you quite unique in what you do
you have a presence very rare
and ill be back with more to share

as long as for me youll wear a thong.
my lust will be forever strong

Top guy

Sunday, December 24th 2017

red hot painting

i love to paint and web cam at the same time, I dont think there are too many other ladies out there who do what i do.
Its my eclectic nature.
i love the vibe and the buzz, and i dont mean from a sex toy, though that can be quite nice too,

Tonight i have been preparing my paintings for an exhibition i have been alocated for January and have now completed almost 12 paintings in a week.
some times when im on a roll i can knock em out in minutes, which is so enjoyable, other times, i find i get laboured with my technique, and often i will discard a piece ive worked hard to resurrect, whilst i should have ditched it straight away.
I m totally in love with the work of Richard Dadd, who painted fairies, from his mind, within his cell, when he was imprisoned for murdering his dad.

His work is amazing. and no one can touch on him, in my opinion.
so with Dadd in mind. i ahve created a number of fairy paintings, whilst roasting my chicken,
I did get incredibly hot, as im in a very small cosy flat, paints everywhere, So red hot was i i got naked and continued to work into the early hours, which brings forth all kinds of creations, In the quiet of the night , there is a feeling of oneness with the nightime, for me, which ignites and fuels my passions.
Now , you may say, the only thing i havnt done is insert a brush up my bum or vagina , to paint,
Well, i can say, i have done that too,
and thoroughly loved my result.
Winning a competition in the girls mag Scarlet, which sadly went out of print a couple of years back.
I loved that mag.
On the subject of vaginal art. as oposed to penis art.
Id say. the vaginal art requires the most care and dexterity.
its a very tricky predicament to be in and can be dangerous.
i would like to show all my pussy paintings somewhere where i can be appreciated.
If i didnt tell you, youd probably never even know which ones were created this way hahah
I love to play games.
Ill be playing plenty this yuletide too. Though id be just as happy
sleeping the whole season through too.

happy Christmas to you all xxx

Thursday, November 23rd 2017

riding six white horses when she comes

my seduction was madness
but so very hot,
as i worked on youre mind

until i could not,

-take any more,
and had to pursue
youre hot youthful body,
so long overdue

the horn i had carried for way far too long
exploded with passion
one night with a song

we listened to music
we shared on youre ipad
i sat on youre knee
and flirted like mad

excitement was mounting
i rubbed close to you
youre massive erection
was sticking right through

your jeans
which were brushing against my hot ass
oh what a turn on for this horny lass

my body says one thing
my mind tells me no
he told me
so coyly
his face all aglow

his hand ventured slowly
to stroke up my leg
i wanted to grind him
to tease plead and beg

it was his birthday
twenty seven years old
i tied him up tightly
and did as was told

"Do anything you want,
Im yours he told me.
Go crazy, and wild
wicked and free.

He liked to watch me
get onto his tool,
i sucked it in deeply
beginning to drool.

his cock was a monster
i was dying to shag,
i choked gagged and spluttered
and embraced the gag.

At first i did struggle
i couldnt get it all in
and i practiced with fury,
and now i begin

It made my eyes water,
as i embraced with a choke
got it down to my tonsils
made myself boke

i never experienced this feeling before
as i got into position
right there on the floor.

his cock stayed so rigid
right through the night
i swallowed it greedily
with all my might

i fucked him so sweetly
with nothing to hide
he stretched wide my pussy
and got deep inside

i felt his cock grow
whilst my lips gripped his meat
i rode his hot body
like a mad bitch on heat

morning came quickly
for my toy boy and i
sweating and sticky
no longer shy

i kissed him with passion
his hot breath on my lips,
As i quivered beneath him
pushing into his hips.

i couldnt believe how long he could go
we changed many positions
up down to and fro

wish id recorded it set up a reel
got it on camera a great porno deal
the stuff porn is made of right here in my room
fucking all night long by the light of the moon

i couldnt repeat this if ever i tried
a once in a lifetime
with nothing to hide

our first and last porno
with nothing to lose
fucking a toyboy
the way that i choose

a cracker to go out on
my retirement blow out
make the audience gasp wank scream and shout

one last piece for lizzyanne
go out with a bang
with a dirty face
better blowjob than linda lovelace

to be cont.

Thursday, October 26th 2017

roman holiday

after much deliberation, finally decided to head to southern Italy for a few days in the sun, and then take an excursion to see some of the art treasures and beautiful sights, i remember from my visits to Rome and Florence as a child.

i think it will be cooler by now, but that wont detract from the beauty and awesomeness of the place.
i have been watching Hannibal where he debowels the guy in that scene in florence
i ll be thinking of him hahah,
Hannibal is so cool and totally insane. but very clever.

i will return to the trevi fountain where i last threw a coin or two in there some years ago.
I have checked out the best pasta and gelato places in Italy and will be sure to visit one or two.
I may pop back into the sistine chapel to wonder at the newly refreshed ceiling,

i will be back on line when im home again. after the 8th November.
until then

buonanotte sogni d oro xxxx

Sunday, October 1st 2017

shocks surprises and stories

well what a shocker. tonight almost blew my mind. literally.
on putting a new fuse in my hairdryer plug, loosely. and plugging it in to check if it worked.
the top fell off the plug, exposing the inside, which i proceeded to put my finger in, as i reached to take it out of the socket. A surge of electricity fast as lightning ran through my fingertips. in shock literally, i rushed myself out of the situation in the hope that in so doing i would ward off any untold damage? i dont know how much voltage is needed to kill. But it scared me.
my vision went a bit funny afterwards, but i think that was anxiety more than anything.

note to self, be more careful and not as hasty and gormless.
Now after glimpsing through books by Belle de jour, aka Brooke Magnanti. and fifty shades of grey. and other books of the same topic and ilk
i have decided i have a winner with my memoirs.
its funny and true but i could publish it as fiction. and i would be using someone elses name of course, and it would be a year in the life of an escort. from her point of view.

im not sure yet whether to incorporate within its pages the sometimes extreme situations i have had to come through as i continued with my chosen path.
but after the plug shock earlier this evening , i realize that we none of us know when our time is up.
so there is only ever now.
funny how we put things off thinking there is always another day?
but can any of us truly say there is?

better get writing, and painting and creating whilst i still can.

carpe diem xxx

Monday, September 4th 2017

cheese, clogs and van gogh

having recently returned from a whirlwind few days in beautiful Holland, where i was invited to stay with my new friend, who i met on board the pride of Rotterdam ferry, whilst travelling to Amsterdam in April.

I am absolutely in love with Holland, its so colourful vibrant and cultural, plus you can ride youre bicycle safely, as here, cars are the enemy, and bikes have the right of way.

This time i did not feel the need to rush around seeing things at break neck speed, but decided on a more relaxing time, and as the weather was into the late 70s. what better way to relax than in the garden, with a drink of freshly made smoothy, using the delicious organic apples, grown on site,in addition to big juicy pairs yummy,

a pleasant afternoon bike ride down to the beach to spot the zeehond. _{sealions}
they were there, but one had to use binoculars to locate them .
exhillerating. Camera in hand, and lots of beautiful pictures taken en route.
at night time, as we sat by the open patio doors, could be heard the sounds of two owls, a barn owl and a tawny,
A pleasant day in Rotterdam shopping, and drooling over the many seafood bars and stalls, and a stop off at a wonderful fruit and veg stall, where i bought my first ever pink banana, which looked a little dreary from the outside, but boy was it sweet.

Amsterdam saw me visit the same quaint cafe as last time, where i had homemade asparagus soup, before popping into a few legal psychedelic shops. which sell grow youre own mushroom kits, hmmm. never tried this, and don t think youd get away with bringing them back to uk anyway?
didnt quite get to visit the van gogh museum this time, but its on my list for next trip over in a month

my friend encouraged me to join her in a chinese foot and head massage, the best thing i ever did there, i think. i was able to lie there for half an hour and listen to all the hustle and bustle going on around and outside.

a visit to a cheese stall sealed the day, although after tasting every sample of cheese instore, i was full for the day.

My flight back at night taking only 45 minutes was very smooth, and i cannot fault kml. they are superb.
i have booked Monets garden coach trip for next friday, for three days, wanted to do this for years now,
quite excited at last to be going.

although ive seen many a monet painting and pictures of his house, in books, nothing beats the real thing.

autumn is in the air, yikes doesnt time fly by

Monday, July 17th 2017

Live and let live

im sad and speechless right now.

My hero Half-Pint , who i am dedicating a book to has passed away three days ago.
so sad to pass the field he used to pasture in, when he is absent.
i will miss feeding him carrots and apples bless him.
The woman who owns the land he was on, has the farmers number who owned him, but for some strange reason, she tells me the farmer doesnt want his number giving out to anyone?
not as if im going to stalk him. i only want to know about sheepy.
nowt as queer as folk eh?

so many things happening outside of my control.
lets take the biggest ones first.

like the forced fracking in Lancashire, where folk are giving their time. money and energy to stop it.
these people are salt of the earth.

i do go to stand in solidarity with the people , and take food down there, when i can. i live 2.7 miles away from the proposed site , so i can cycle with reasonable ease down there.

If my health was better and i hadnt got such a complicated family life id be there 24/7.
thank god for those who are there. some folk dont even come from here and yet they give everything.

the village i live in has around 1,900 inhabitants.
yet i see no one from here ever.
now its estimated that if 100-150 people go down every day and stand in front of the sites gates
within a month it will bring the industry crashing down
so why the fuck arnt people acting?

maybe they dont care, or they are pretending its ok? and must be safe?
or they havnt a clue whats going on and cant be arsed to find out?
or they are leaving it to others, after all. someone will do it, wont they?

its a fucking nightmare, and we should be suing cuadrilla for damages to our health and the loss of our precious time, time which we will never get back. how can you put a price on that?

other things to be angry and upset about.
when i first moved to my village it was perfect, rural, quiet and peaceful.
I had had enough of Blackpool, with its alcohol and junky filled streets. low lifes and down and outs.
i wanted a better life for my daughter and myself.
however things didnt go according to plan with my separation and as things turned out, my child didnt come to live with me, thats another story and probably shouldnt be aired here.though it is my blogspot and so if i feel the desire to rant rave scream and shout about anything , then i really should be able to.

Now all that aside, the neighbourhood i moved into was so peaceful, inspiring my artwork with the countryside around me. which reminds me of my youth. i was always a countrygirl.

I feel im being followed by the dregs of society.
why else would a raving smack head live right next door to me?
a nasty meddling nosey gossiping one at that,
who talks about everyone in the street.
and has slandered my name to high heaven.
and has victimised and bullied me in all the ten years ive been here.

im not a grass, or by now she would have definately had her child taken from her.

arggghhhh, i want to cause her pain
SO Why. do the housing officers allow smack heads and alcoholics to live here too?

im nestled in a corner and i bother no one.
true im an adult worker and have been spotted going out with people in cars.
but what of it?
i have done many a photoshoot here in my village woods. and my nasty neighbour cant get the gossip from her lips fast enough to spread malicious gossip about what she thinks im doing.
oh could it be shes jealous? She is very displeasing to the eye.
a round ball of fat, like mrs trunchbull form the roald dahl story.
she has a constant alcoholic glaze in her eye.
and an unpleasant demeaner.

if i order a takeaway to my door, she actually acosts the delivery man and talks shite to him. its unbelievable.
yet no one else in my crescent seems to be arsed that she a raving smack head dangerous busy body.
whos only link to society is because of her child.

why cant people just mind their own business and leave others alone.
i dont hurt anyone, if they dont like what i do, then fuck them!
thats their problem.

i live by the law live and let live.
not live and let die,

I have been surrounded by junkies all my life i cannot understand why?
im so angry right now my head is spinning.

first part of rant nearly over.

Sunday, May 28th 2017

feeling hot hot hot

Dont you just love this weather, so hot with very warm winds blowing around youre body when you are outside gently moving around.

mmmm i do! though i must admit the nights have been somewhat uncomfortable to sleep, perhaps thats due to my winter quilt on my bed? now today exchanged for cool silk sheets and nothing more.
I have a very booked up diary for the next month and not all of it is pleasant, though i rather think the national cannabis day in Holland on the 11th June should be fun!
with my 56 th Birthday advancing on the 9th June, i can think of no better way to celebration than in colourful Amsterdam,
having found my way around quite nicely last month, ill be making bee lines to the great smoothie bars i discovered, and the wonderful coffee shops too.

witha few projects on the go and an exhibition of my paintings to prepare for , im sure to be busy, and have not really been my usual industrious self when it comes to modelling
, though the bluebells stirred within me some wonderful emotions and happy memories. How i love bluebells.
For my forthcoming exhibition i will be producing some fresh canvases , to add to my collection of framed pastel paintings, and Tulips are my inspiration, from Amsterdam , of course.
i have completed three large canvases, last week of mushrooms and fairy witches. looking good too. i must say. one peice im looking forward to starting tomorrow after a good night sleep ( heres hoping) is a giant painting of a door handle, of a georgian design, and zooming into the keyhole to see what is beyond. where i am looking forward to deciding what to paint there.

still camming and phone chatting in between. but please,dont come into my room unless you are aged 18, years of age, minimum.
I have kicked out a few very young guys.

Also i must say to anyone who may be reading this, who has insulted me in my cam room. well if it was you, then obviously you dont like me, so you probably wouldnt be reading this, if you know what i mean?

unless you are obsessed and are stalking me? anyway to you who insult, i ask if you dont like me dont come into my webcam room,
if you do i will kick you at permanently and report youre behaviour. shame on you.

only had it happen a couple of times, but thats enough.
rant over.
have a lovely wank oops bank holiday weekend
lizzy xx