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Friday, May 9th 2014

The "Doesn't Enjoy" List

Hi naughty guys and girls, and hope everyone is having a wonderful Friday afternoon!! It's 5 pm which means it's almost my favourite time of the week... Friday night

Well, I have had quite a few people recently ask me whether I really do do everything on my "Enjoys" list. Rest assured that the answer is a definite yes... if I've put it on my list, it's because I just love to do it!!

I originally intended to write about my "Enjoys" list today... but as I do pretty much everything it just ended up being far too long! So, I thought it might be easier (and very much shorter!) to blog about the very few things that I don't enjoy instead

I have three dislikes, all of which are unticked on my profile. These are (in no particular order) bareback, hardsports, and lapdancing. And you should know I have the same level of fear and antipathy towards the third one as I do for the first two.

Don't get me wrong, I love suggestively moving my body to music, or performing a sexy striptease. I also adore watching other girls lapdance... I just love having a lady dance for me! Unfortunately however, I have very long legs and this, combined with negligible natural dancing ability, sadly means that I am far more likely to trip over my own feet and fall face first through your glass topped coffee table than I am to seduce you through the medium of dance.

I did once try, not very long ago, to lapdance for a lovely guy that I met through AW. He was gorgeous and handsome and I wanted him, and what with all the sex hormones raging through my body I mistakenly agreed to do it when he asked me. Well, for the first time in my life that night I heard a man scream... it turns out I had somehow managed to accidentally step on both his bare feet simultaneously in my extremely high skyscraper stilettos. He was left with what looked like quite convincing stigmata; I never lapdanced again.

I do also have another serious dislike that doesn't even appear on AWs "Enjoys" list, but I am going to mention it as it is something I am asked so frequently. This dislike is... shopping. Don't get me wrong, I truly do appreciate the generosity and kindness of all the wonderful men that have ever offered to take me shopping. It's a lovely thing to offer someone and please know that I'm genuinely grateful. However. I fear and despise shopping. I do love the having of stuff and new things; I just loathe the actual process of going out and getting it! When I do have to go shopping, I always go first thing in the morning when it's deserted. To me the whole experience should be treated like a military operation... get in, get the shit, get out.

Well, on that cheery note I wish you all a wonderful and very sexy Friday evening. I'm, as always, around in London and Surrey tonight so if you're feeling horny later don't forget to give me a call!

Lots of kisses,

Evie Xxxxx

Wednesday, April 16th 2014

Sexy and husky

Hey gorgeous guys and girls.... and hope everyone is enjoying the lovely spring sunshine!!

I'm very sorry that I haven't blogged for some time now! Sadly I have been incommunicado in more ways than one recently, as I woke up about a fortnight ago to find that I had completely lost my voice. Or, should I say, I woke up to find that for reasons completely unknown to me I had suddenly become a 30 year old girl with the voice of a pensioner. So for the last couple of weeks I have been croaking and wheezing away which hasn't been much fun!! Plus I do like the sound of my own voice, so I've been a little bit down in the dumps what with not being able to have my usual chats with myself.

However, finally... yesterday someone told me that my voice sounded "sexy"! Hurrah!! At long last I have made the transition from "sounds like she smokes 60 a day" to "sexy and husky"! So if you want a woman with a deep, sultry voice, it seems that tonight I may be the lady for you

In other news it seems that I won't be getting any more pictures, as the photographer I used (below) scammed me, took the money and now won't provide the remainder of the photos that I paid for! So, I'm very sorry to those that were looking forward to seeing them, and I will be sure to book another shoot with a more reputable photographer soon.

So, it's safe to say not everything is going swimmingly in world of Evie at the moment. But, I'm not one to be kept down for long!! I plan to fill this week with lots of sex and chocolate so I'm sure things will be looking up very soon!

Lots of kisses

Evie Xxxx

Friday, March 7th 2014

Sneak preview...

Hi everyone, and I hope you like this sneaky peek from my new photoshoot! I had my new pics done last week and they have come out beautifully.

The red lingerie shots that you see here, and the new ones on the front page of my profile, are all unedited and unretouched... they are just me, au naturel.

There are plenty more new photos to come, and I will be uploading them all to my public gallery over the next couple of weeks... so be sure to keep an eye on my profile if you don't want to miss out!

Well... in other news, my regular driver/security guard has come down with bronchitis, so sadly I am restricted to the Kingston upon Thames area just for tonight (Friday)! However I will be back to behaving badly throughout London and Surrey from tomorrow evening (Saturday 08.03).

Much as I do feel sad that he's not well, it does make me smirk a little that we both got the same flu, but I was ill for one day whereas he contracted bronchitis! He is a gym bunny who always eats healthily; whereas I have way too many late nights, like to burn the candle at both ends and am a bit too fond of a drink (or three). Just goes to prove my hypothesis that exercise and healthy eating will make you weak and ill

Lots of kisses

Evie Xxxxx

Wednesday, February 19th 2014

Exciting new photo news xx

Hi everyone, and hope you all had a wonderful Valentine's weekend!

I had a lovely and very sexy Valentine's night with a date from AW... thank you, you know who you are!

However, the day got off to a bit of a slow start as I didn't get even one card in the morning post! Hearing the doorbell go at midday, I bounded off to answer it without checking who it was, convinced it must finally be the postman bringing a huge bouquet of flowers or maybe a massive card that wouldn't fit through the letterbox. So, I opened the door and it turned out to be.... TV licencing!! Turns out they've caught up with me at last after years of not having a TV licence (bad Evie). So I have a week to get one, or face a £1000 fine! Of course it serves me right but I can't help thinking the licence officers were deliberately targeting single women hoping for gifts on the 14th, how very dare they

Anyway... on to more exciting news... I finally, yes finally, have a date next week for my long awaited photoshoot!! Those of you who know me will know that I am notoriously photo shy, and that there are more confirmed picture sightings of the Abominable Snowman than there are of me.

So... I'm very excited to say that I have a photoshoot on the 26th February, with Clare Jayne of AW who specialises in taking beautiful, erotic boudoir images! I'm very nervous but she has promised to put me at ease!! So keep your eyes peeled for lots of new pictures coming next week... they will be arriving on Adultwork first.

Lots of kisses

Evie Xxxx

Sunday, February 2nd 2014

A strange experience

Hello all, just thought I'd share a rather bizarre experience that happened to me yesterday!

So, I was out enjoying a glass of wine in a busy bar, when the young guy sitting at the table opposite to me started choking quite horribly. His friends (one girl, one guy) were casually slapping him on the back and laughing but otherwise taking very little notice! A couple of minutes later I glanced back and saw that the man was still in trouble - he was doubled over, and white faced with dark blue lips, and still unable to breathe. Well being first aid trained, and not very keen to let someone drop dead in front of me, I went over and told his friends that they probably needed to bend him over and hit him hard between the shoulder blades, or to administer the Heimlich manoeuvre - and that I knew how to do that if they wanted me to! Fortunately the male friend then hit the guy hard on the back, and whatever the blockage was came out... so disaster was happily averted

But then the girl said to me... stop trying to get close to my boyfriend!

So... she obviously thought that's what I do... hang around in pubs waiting for someone to choke, and then using that opportunity to try to dry hump them from behind under the guise of using the Heimlich manoeuvre.

Oh well, just goes to show... no good deed goes unpunished!

Until next time

Evie Xxx

Monday, January 27th 2014

Naughty fun in Kingston

Hi gorgeous guys and girls... hope you all had a lovely weekend, despite the rather wet and wild weather

Well... due to a variety of strange and unforseen circumstances, all of my drivers are unfortunately out of action this week! So, although I'm usually able to visit anywhere in London and Surrey, I will be restricted to outcalls in the immediate Kingston upon Thames area for the next few days. However, I will be back to behaving shamefully throughout SE England from next Wednesday (5th February) onwards

On the positive side, if you are in or near Kingston, I have more availability than usual this week! So if you've been thinking about calling but have never actually taken the plunge... there's no time like the present

xxx

Lots of kisses

Evie Xxxxx

Wednesday, January 8th 2014

I'm back.... and seriously horny for fun!!

Wishing everyone on Adultwork... a very happy 2014!!

Well I know it's a little late... but I would like to take this opportunity to wish all my lovely and valued clients, old and new, a very happy and prosperous New Year!!

Thank you so much for the all the fantastic dates and amazing sexy experiences in 2013. I have had some fabulous and mindblowing times, some of which were new and surprising even to a naughty girl like me

On a different note... some of you might have noticed that I disappeared over Christmas, when I promised faithfully to be available for full-on festive filth. I am truly sorry, and genuinely apologise to everyone who planned to see me and wasn't able to. My profile was removed by AW, and I was asked to verify before my page could be reinstated. I have now done this, so am back - complete with a pretty green V by my name and very attractive (!) prison style mugshot!

On the plus side I am now a seriously horny girl having gone without for a good couple of weeks!! I would love you to show me what I'm missing... so feel free to invite me round to show me, game show style, what I could have had over Christmas (As in, this is what you could have won

)

Lots of naughty kisses

Evie Xxxx

Tuesday, December 17th 2013

Watersports

Hi gorgeous guys and girls... hope everyone is having lots of sexy fun in the run up to Christmas!!

Well, I thought this time I would blog about one of my current favourite enjoys... watersports! Now I know that this is a little bit of an unusual "like", but I do really find it a massive turn on - both giving and receiving. There really is nothing like the hot, wet, shocking feel of having someone pee over you! Similarly I love the taboo nature of pissing over someone else, especially whilst standing up...which for a lady is very liberating and naughty...mmm.

I have been practising giving golden showers for a while, and am now very proud to say I can do it almost completely on demand!!

I learned a few lessons along the way though; most importantly, not to have my daily Berocca in the evening before going on a date. Unbeknowst to me, these kind of effervescent vitamin drinks cause your wee to turn an extremely strong shade of fluorescent orange. My mind is still imprinted with the slightly alarmed look on the face of my first watersports client, as viewed through a stream of luminous piss. To that man, I am sorry.

Worry not though, as I now knock back my lovely healthy vitamin drink in the mornings! I also drink lots and lots of water to give you a the purest, sweetest stream

Lots of kisses,

Evie Xxxx

Thursday, November 28th 2013

English Evie - Christmas Naughtiness!

Well it seems that I have been a very bad and wicked girl this year, which means that Santa won't be stopping at my house this December!

Instead I shall be taking the whole of January off, to spend time with friends and family

To make up for it, I am planning to behave even more shamefully than usual throughout this Christmas season!

So ... I'm excited to tell you that from this Sunday (1st Dec) I will be extending my usual hours, and playing Tuesday nights through til Sunday nights all the way up until the 5th January! This means I will be available for naughty fun during the whole holiday period, including Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.

I would really love to see you and make your festive season go with a bang (or maybe bang you this festive season) so why not treat yourself and come celebrate with me!!

Lots of sexy kisses and hope to see you soon,

Evie Xxxx

Friday, November 8th 2013

New photos

Hi everyone,

Well... it's been a long time coming, but yes... I think the time has finally arrived for me to get a few new sexy photos for my Adultwork page!!

Please don't fall out of your seats...those of you who know me will know that I am notoriously photo shy and hate having to go for photoshoots, hence why the same pictures have been on my profile for so long.

In fact (and it says something about me that I'm quite proud of this) if you google me the first thing that comes up is "great fun... but awful photo gallery". I love this quote, as in a perverse way I feel it's probably rather accurate!

Just to make clear, I am not a minger at all... in fact I am quite pretty

The photos on my Adultwork profile are absolutely 100% me, and if you have a look at my feedback it confirms that I am fairly easy on the eye. I just hate having my photo taken! If I don't smile, I have the panicky stricken look of someone caught stealing a frozen chicken from Tescos. If I do smile, I unwittingly seem to adopt the smug, knowing look of someone defecating in their trousers and enjoying it.

By the way, for anyone that's doubting what I say, have a look at the picture on my profile where I'm wearing the red dress, looking over my shoulder from behind. On the first glance, I'm giving you a sexy, come hither look. Look again closely and you will see it's an expression of abject fear. Honestly. Try it.

The only exception to my photo-shyness seems to be when I am in the full throes of passion. I love, love, love how I look when I'm turned on... the sexy sheen to my skin, the flushed just-been-fucked look, and the faraway, almost glazed look in my eyes. I think those pictures of me look a little bit beautiful, even if I do say so myself! But, they're also very intimate and personal, which is why I'm too shy to show them on here

I don't charge extra for taking naughty photos of me, so if you want your own private, 100% exclusive sexy picture gallery of me do just pick up the phone and call. Please be aware though that I have to trust that they are for your own personal use only, so if I have any doubts about that there will be no camera allowed, I'm sorry.

Anyway... back to my new AW photos... I don't want to have explicit or graphic pictures taken, but am thinking of "concealed naked"; i.e. with me naked, but no naughty bits on view! I had imagined this idea to be very Austin Powers-esque and had visions of me standing behind a fruit bowl with a vase in each hand. However, apparently it doesn't have to be this way and there are lots of very sexy shots that can be taken without having to reveal all! I am gathering my courage to go and have it done so please do let me know what you would like to see....

Lots of kisses

Evie Xxx

PS Thank you for all the kind offers of photoshoots. Please note though that I already have a photographer therefore am not looking for anyone else.

Thursday, October 31st 2013

Halloween fail

Hi naughty guys and girls, and hope everyone is having lots of Halloween fun tonight!!

Well I (very stupidly) managed to fall and hurt my wrist over the weekend. Fortunately it's better now, but I have been wearing a real life Halloween costume for the last few days, in the form of a massive hospital bandage! Luckily it's come off today, but if it hadn't I would have had to pretend it was some kind of themed costume for tonight... a mummy maybe, or a deranged hospital escapee!

Anyway worry not, as me and my wrist are both 100% again now and my enjoys (especially my hand-related enjoys!) are most definitely not affected. Actually the doctor says I need to keep moving my hand, so in fact it could be argued that I need to be giving handjobs, for health reasons

So, if you want to give something back this Halloween, or if you want to do something really special... then why not get a handjob from someone that really needs it

Kisses E Xxxx

Wednesday, September 25th 2013

Exciting news!

Hi everyone ;)

Well I'm extremely relieved to say that as of last week I am completely free of the flu... so normal horny service has now most definitely resumed!!

I also have some other very exciting news, which is... I now have my own personal sexy website!!

Now this will never take the place of Adultwork, as AW has always been my number one site to work through, and always will be. I have met so many amazing people here, and have had so many great times, there is no way that I would ever replace it with anything else! The quickest and most efficient way to contact me and book me will still always be through Adultwork.

However, if AW ever goes down or is temporarily unavailable, you now have another way to get your hands on me! (and to get my hands on you!)

So, please do have a quick look at my site and save the address in case of emergency, which can be found under "Links" in my AW profile.

Lots of kisses and hope to see you very soon,

Evie Xxxx

Friday, September 13th 2013

Friday the 13th

Hello... well I'm afraid this is going to be a bit of a sad feeling-sorry-for-myself blog today, as I have come down with a nasty bout of flu and am stuck at home feeling rubbish!

I love my Friday nights and was really looking forward to some lovely company and fun times this evening. Instead, the only date I have is with my bed, a hot water bottle and a lemsip... not exactly the sexy start to the weekend I had planned!!

(Although, being Friday the 13th it's possible the best place to be is in bed with the covers well pulled up

)

Hope everyone else has a lovely night, but for now me and my germs are off to bed...

Lots of infectious kisses

Evie Xxxxx

Saturday, August 24th 2013

Hot, wet, bank holiday fun

Hello naughty guys and girls... I hope everyone is enjoying their few days off, and that you're all having a wonderful and very indulgent long weekend xx

Well it's reassuring to see that in true British style, it's the August Bank Holiday and it's piddling it down! Is it a coincidence that the storm clouds started gathering, and the first spatters of rain could be felt, at 5 pm Friday evening? I think not xx

Never mind though, there's always still plenty of sexy fun to be had, whatever the weather!! I find warm summer rain on my naked body extremely erotic, so hot wet garden sex is definitely on my to-do list! I also love cuddling up in bed and listening to the rain lashing outside. Building a tent out of the bed sheets is optional

I will be around with emergency waterproof clothing (OK, condoms) all night tonight. So please do call me ... any time... if you feel like some late night fun xx

Lots of kisses and hope to see you soon

Evie Xxx