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Wednesday, September 18th 2013

THIS SOUP IS RUBBERY.....

I came home today and I decided to make some Celeriac soup but with a twist.... I decided to cook up a brew wearing latex.

I do love the feel of latex clinging to all the important places on my body and with the temperature rising whilst slaving over a hot induction hob I had a river of sweat running down my skin under the kinky outfit.

I was wearing a very short latex dress that crisscrossed at the front ensuring my puppies looked perky to be truthful my cup runneth over . Under the dress I had open crotch latex panties so my cunt could breathe in this hot kitchen. I also like an open crotch as I had vibrating Geisha Balls buried in my snatch just to make it a bit more interesting. My legs were covered in thigh high PVC boots so shiny I could see the reflection of my clit piercing on the toes. Finally a pair of latex gloves to finish off the look.

Back to the soup after ,chopping ,stirring ,tasting I had a stirring of my own going on down below. The Balls inside me were operated by remote control and I asked my assistant to take charge and change the speeds when they felt necessary. Golly did I enjoy that. I was so wet that I could hardly contain myself I could feel the inside of my vag pulsating . "Turn this fucker up to maximum speed" I heard myself say and so it was that I had a delicious orgasm up against my kitchen wall so violent that I gushed through the hole in my panties .... Oh dear......

So I would like to thank Neil Tillotson the inventor of modern latex for giving me a lovely afternoon and Waitrose for the Celariac.

Leaving you with ...A chap is in a Chinese Restaurant...

Chap: Waiter this Chicken is rubbery!
Chinese Waiter: AAH thank you very much...

Until the next time I leave you with a pic of me perspiring post latex.

Iona x

Thursday, August 22nd 2013

BREAST IS BEST

If I was a chap I would without doubt enjoy breasts. There is something warm ,comforting and womanly about them. Fact is I love mine . Since having them enhanced 4 years ago they have had a career of their own to be honest they are more popular than me .

I have always been blessed with large perky breasts even before I had them enlarged. I had 32E cups early in life. As you could imagine this made sport very difficult for me. Once I climbed down behind a climbing frame and got firmly stuck because my breasts had me well and truly wedged in. Much to my embarrassment I was squeezed out from behind the frame with badly bruised puppies for my troubles.

Talking of which they have got me into a lot of trouble. When I was a naïve 17 year old girl I was once followed along the street in Glasgow by an older man. He stopped me and asked if he could take me for a drink I explained that I was underage to get into a pub . This information seemed to have a worse effect on him and he wasn't taking no for answer. I asked him what he wanted and he told be I had lovely breasts and lovely eyes(notice the eyes came second) I was flattered I said ok why don't you come to my flat which I shared with another girl in the West End. So off we went.

We had Pimms in the flat and very little else. I asked him did he want a drink so we had a Pimms and then he wanted to undress me , the heady mixture of the drink and his undivided attention was so intoxicating I found myself shirtless. His eyes were firmly fixed on Pinky and Perky he moved forward to stroke them. Then my flat mate arrived home from University.

Here was I topless with a fortysomething man with a massive erection. Well I forgot to mention she was a proper dirty little cow' she had paid for most of her books by giving men a wank for cash around Kelvingrove Park.

Off came his trousers and we both gave him a teen blowjob , gobbling away sharing his hard meaty shlong getting very carried away I may add .It was like a popsicle minus the coldness. God he was excited, so much so that he creamed all over my bouncy breasts and from then on I was hooked I knew from that day forward breast is best.

To this day my breasts have seen quite a bit of action and with that I would like to end this story with saying God Breast you all and have a good wanking ...apologies evening .

Iona x

Sunday, August 18th 2013

DEEP IN THE UNDERGROWTH

Autumn will be here before we know it and the warm days of no knickers and silky camisoles will be replaced with suspenders, stockings and fur coats and leather boots.

I write this with a heavy heart that my days of summer naughtiness are almost over for another year.. However before I completely hang up my mules I have to tell you all about and adventure I had just before the end of July.

You all know that I have a great love of the countryside but this time I decided that my naughtiness would take me down to the waterside , gentle running waters, bubbling brooks . So there I found myself walking along a lovely riverbank and I decided to stop and take in the scenery and enjoy a little me time on the grassy bank.

I was wearing a lovely linen skirt, no pants and a very revealing lace blouse that enveloped my comely breasts beautifully .

I always carry a small vibrator in my handbag as you never know when you have an itch that needs to be scratched and cock may be scarce. I got it out of my bag looked around excellent no one around . I was feeling horny and the trickle of the river was soothing I was very relaxed so why not bring myself to a lovely climax and I too could be trickling like the river.

I gently placed the vibrator on my clit and in a very slow motion ran it up and down and around my bulging clit . I had my eyes closed and too be honest I had drifted off into my own little Valhalla where everything is warm and dreamy I had a vision in my head of a hard throbbing cock face fucking me whilst I brought myself to climax .

It all came to a sudden halt as I heard a rustle near by I quickly composed myself and looked around and there on the other side of the bank was a man and he had been watching me all along . He had a knowing look on his face he had obviously seen everything.

I was a little shocked but there was this naughty voice in my head that said "Iona keep going ". However by now along the bank a little I could see a bride and groom having wedding pictures taken . This was not as isolated than I had anticipated.

The chap across now had his gaze firmly fixed on me willing me with his eyes to carry on . In for a penny... in front of me were reeds near the edge of the water and plenty of them too. I slid down the bank and into the reeds making sure I was covered except the fly fishing guy could see me .

I lifted my skirt opened my legs wide and put that vibrator on to full speed . In no time I was writhing about so much I was afraid I was going to land in the river. The guy across got his cock out bent down and we both had a mutual wank until I could see his creamy spunk spurting from his angry helmet, a few seconds later god ..did I gush .

With very weak legs I adjusted myself and made my way back to the car and drove off . Some way along the road I stopped at traffic lights still feeling horny I sparked up the vibrator and stuck it up my snatch and finished my journey a very wet but happy minx.

If you ever decide to try this yourself please check that no weddings are taking place as you wouldn't want the photographer to have a shaky hand after he spotted a knickerless woman feeling her collar on a riverbank .

Here I am hiding in the reeds.

Iona x

Sunday, August 4th 2013

SEMEN IS SUCH A PERSISTENT STAIN

I received an email from a very good client of mine reminding me that I had omitted his visit in my last blog.

I couldn't be so cruel to leave the lovely chap out that I will dedicate this blog to his visit last week.

Alex has been visiting me for over 4 years now and in that time he has harboured an unrequited love for a woman who barely notices him.

When we meet he tells me all about her and then little by little I find about a bit more about her. Two years ago he asked me to blackmail him and threaten to call the love of his life and tell her that he likes to wear a used condom over his cock and has a wank to the image of X on his phone when he visits me.

Of course I refused I have a reputation to think about and snitching on client's is not in my nature. So what could we do instead......

We decided that I would pretend that I was going to call X and I would have to get her mobile number from him and pretend I would call her. However he wouldn't give me the number easily, I would therefore have to mention how small his dick was it (and that wasn't hard). this kind of treatment would get him rock hard . I would then proceed to put her number in my phone and by the time I got to the last digit he would explode into the dirty used condom.

We hadn't met for a while until this last visit. I asked him about X and he told me she had refused to take his calls because he had stupidly texted her and told her he had a small member and a few other naughty bits and pieces . Needless to say she found out its was him sending the obscene texts and blocked him.

He so wanted to get back in touch with her so he tells me she was on this "Facebook" . ( I know very little about such matters). so now he has her pictures , knows what she's doing and can be kept updated on here whereabouts.

This got me thinking...its not really me he needs its X and now he has her all to himself albeit somewhat unconventional ,however it works for him.

So all I have to do is show him X online ,speak very dirty to him pretend I'm going to become her 'friend" and whoosh he shoots his muck all over my bedding.... To prove it here is a pic of Alex with someone's spunk from a used condom running down his silly balls.

Which brings me to the point of this blog....Semen is such a persistent stain.

Iona x

Friday, August 2nd 2013

GAPING HOLES

It has been a few weeks since I have been up to much naughtiness that was until over the last few days cum closer and I will tell you all about it.

Last Sunday I had a very naughty meeting with a male cum slut. This dirty besom loves to be dressed like a cross between Bet Lynch and a Parisian Streetwalker the trashier the better.

Once dressed I proceeded to peg the balls so it would take her mind off of being fucked up the shitter. I normally like to have her bent right over presenting her wide gaping hole me. I then like to stick my 8inch strap on inside that cissy tunnel and treat the bitch to a particularly fine pounding. By the time I was finished with her she had an arsehole like Elton Johns.

I fucked her so hard her legs were buckling beneath her what a lucky tramp she was all that was missing was an actual cock for her to suck whilst I abused her ring . Oh well maybe next time as my dream would be to watch her being gang banged just for my amusement.

Next was a very kinky Accountant who had his tongue so far up my arse hole I swear he was flicking my bowels. The lovely wet feeling on a hot , slobbery tongue burying deep into my dirty cave fills me with excitement every time. As I am not a huge lover of anal sex I do love a rimming. This filthy fucker had my cunt dripping on his face with anticipation of an orgasm. I was being well and truly tongue fucked when I could feel myself letting go as I rubbed my clit . What followed was avalanche of my warm sticky goo covering his chin . I was done.

Asshole Ill leave you with this thought if you would like to fuck my cum slut apply in writing as I would like to arrange a cock fest so I can make a short movie for you all to enjoy or alternatively rim me for details .

Iona x

Monday, July 15th 2013

HAZY DAYS OF SUMMER

It's been so warm that I have been far too hot even to fuck which disappoints me somewhat never mind work.

I wish I had a filthy story to tell you about something terribly naughty I'd been up to but to be honest I've been as dry as the weather.

I did however manage to get the roof down and head out for a short drive along the country roads near my home . I like the wind in my hair and smell of freshly cut grass it make me quite horny so I stopped the car popped out and took a rather fetching photograph for you to enjoy until I cool down and back in the saddle.

Hope you enjoy. A silk camisole brushing against my bare breasts is just delicious.

Iona x

Sunday, June 30th 2013

ITS BEEN A WHILE ....

It really has been a while since I have had the chance to write all about what I have been up to. First I'll get the boring details out of the way for those of you that know me , you will know that I am renovating a property at the moment and this has been taking up much of my time.

Everyday I have been dealing with workmen and it has become a little tiresome . The reason is they tell lies...not all them but the majority who have visited me.

To get my own back I devised a little game that I have been enjoying for the last few weeks . The game is a bit like Tie and Tease without the rope.

It goes something like this :

Iona: Can you move this socket from here to here ?
Workman: Oh,(loud sigh) Wullie can you come here a minute.
Wullie: Naw we canny dae that missus.
Iona: Why ?
Workman: Because a jumbo jet has just landed on the M8 and there has been a massive pile up.....

Believe me their excuses are not unlike the one I have just used . After days of listening to this nonsense I came up with the Masterplan.

I would go up to my wardrobe pick out the tightest and cleavage busting outfit I could find . Pour myself into it, find a lovely pair of fully fashioned stockings and skyscraper heels totter into my kitchen and ask...

Iona: Could I have that socket moved from there to there?
Workman : Yes I think that's now possible.

As you will have noticed there was no need for Wullie to validate but what I did enjoy was watching the workman's willy swell under his trousers as I sashayed up close to him just enough for him to get a look at my cleavage .

I then made some tea so I could sit in full view of him crossing and uncrossing my stockinged leg and I forgot to mention I was wearing no panties just my smooth cunt glistening as I sipped my Lady Earl Grey.

I had no intention of having sex with him the tease was much more fun. I knew that when I left to go out he would be in my bathroom having a wank over my wet fanny and the thought of bending me over the dining table and giving me a hard fuck.I also left dirty panties out so he could have a lovely sniff in my absence.

So that's my new game for workmen who say no. I play tie and tease . They end up tongue tied I love to tease and ultimately get what I asked for in the first instance.

I will have many a tale to offer next week as I'm going up North and then to London I sincerely hope that I get a decent rogering on both occasions.

I leave you a pick of my cleavage until next time .

Iona x

Thursday, May 23rd 2013

GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME

Monday was such a glorious day that I decided to take some time off . I was going to go to the beach near my home but when the weather is nice most people has the same idea and it gets a bit crowded.

The reason I mention this is because hot weather gets me very horny and because I was at home in the country ,there are not many chaps about (except the Ghillie of course ....Done him). I would therefore have to "entertain" myself.

A few days earlier I had picked up a dinky little handbag sized dildo and lo and behold next thing I knew I had it in my sweaty palm. Next to find the best spot for a bit of bean flicking. I thought about hiding myself away but no the exhibitionist in me took over and there I was lying on my back in the middle of my garden which is NOT secluded at all.

I luckily had on a wrap over dress I lay back, spread my legs pulled my panties to the side like a cheap whore and set the dildo off . My was that little fucker powerful . Before I knew it there I was groaning loudly as the little bullet glided over my wet cunt , in and out my dripping hole and back to my bulging clit. In no time I had climaxed and I could feel my warm goo running between the cheeks of my bottom. By now I wanted a fat cock but where could I find one?

Alas because I live in such a remote spot cock is "hard" to "cum" by. I then took the car out and drove around .....its was a knob free zone I therefore just had to play with myself again in the car and Im publishing the photographs to prove it.

So if your ever in Argyllshire and you have a hard cock that could break toffee look for me I'm the bitch lying on the grass with my fingers up my wet ,wet snatch.

Enjoy

Ionax

Saturday, May 4th 2013

I REALLY DO LIKE MUFFIN

Being a holiday weekend I thought works would be rather slow , everyone away with families, friends and loved ones , however this was not to be......

I got a call from a lady called Julie and to be honest I thought she was timewasting. Julie asked if she could come visit me on Saturday for a full 3 hours. I was suspicious as we had never met before and she was asking me some very personal questions. I thought perhaps she was giving her clit a run over whilst I described my "weapons of mass destruction" (my Tits) in detail to her over the phone.

To get to the point I don't offer 3 hour bookings so I advised the maximum I was prepared to do on an initial visit was 2 hours, Julie duly agreed , make a booking and I awaited her arrival some hours later...

Meanwhile back at home I made some muffins, which turned out to moist , mouth watering and deliciously tasty. I was so pleased with them that I decided to take one for Julie.

Julie arrived and she was lovely ,dark brown hair , shapely figure , long legs and a heaving bust to set the rest off.

We chatted for a bit so Julie could let me know exactly what she wanted ..... I must confess my panties were getting awfully moist as she rhymed off her wish list.

I couldn't wait any longer I began to undress her slowly through long lingering kisses. Julie was wearing some lovely underwear but said she had some PVC boots and skirt in her bag and would I like her in them. Well I love PVC as everyone knows....I couldn't wait.

Few minutes later there she was naked except for boots and micro skirt. Her rosebud nipples were begging me to suck them . Before we knew it we were caught up in a frenzy of French kissing , sucking, poking ,liking each other all over . We quickly moved to the room where I got Julie on top of the bed and spread her legs wide so I could see he glistening bald cunt. My tongue couldn't wait I licked her pussy and she tasted divine . Her moans let me know I was hitting the spot...That's when my filthy mind went into overdrive. I had a gift for Julie my home made muffin.

I blind folded Julie and told her to lie just as she was Id be back with a lovely surprise for her. I unfolded my Blueberry muffin and came back into the room and there was the fragrant Julie holding her pussy lips open with anticipation.

There was only one thing to do ...I broke off a good piece of the muffin and duly pushed it up her soaking cunt, it slid in very easily . The other part I fed to Julie mouth to mouth. This gave the part stuck up her snatch to melt a little.

For the next 20 minutes I literally gave Julie a muffing the hot gooey bun tasted amazing as I gobbled my way through, her clit was sticky with the mixture and as I licked away I brought the kinky cow to orgasm . We spent the next hour having fun with strap on and lots of mutual wanking.... Glorious ..

The moral of the story is next time you give your woman a muffing , try it Iona style . I will leave the recipe ...fruit is optional.

Iona x

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes

Total Time: 35 minutes

Ingredients:
•2 cups all-purpose flour, or 2¼ cups pastry flour, sifted
•½ cup granulated sugar
•1 Tbsp baking powder
•½ tsp salt
•1 cup whole milk
•1 tsp pure vanilla extract
•1 large egg (or 2 medium)
•4 oz butter (½ stick) or shortening

Preparation:

1.Preheat oven to 400° F.

2.Combine the flour, baking powder and salt.

Sunday, April 28th 2013

OFF FOR A FUCK

It was a lovely sunny morning and I left home early to make my way into Glasgow to see a couple of lovely clients of mine.

On the drive in it got me thinking, what is dogging all about? I had the roof down on my car and I thought I wonder if I could me someone on the way to work who would meet me en route and get me wet before I start work.

Could I pretend I've stumbled across a dogging area ? Would a chap come and put his pulsating cock through my window? Would it be possible to be fucked over the bonnet.

Since I started writing these blogs I have been getting request to bonk al fresco on a regular basis ...so here was my chance . Next person to call me is on to something naughty....

My phone goes, I pull over ,lucky chap ...I ask if he would be willing to meet me outside and did he know of a quiet spot . Game on ...in less than 30 mins my panties were at my ankles and my juicy cunt was getting pumped silly . I was fully clothed which made it all the more exciting however his hand were all over my large breasts and he squeezed my nipples whilst I screamed with delight.

Job done he managed to spunk all over me which was unexpected as I still had to get to Glasgow.

Never mind the hot gooey muck was all over my jeans as I stepped from the car and this made me chuckle as I had to go into Tesco to buy some lube ....Who needs lube when your covered in cum....

Ill be in Aberdeen on Monday and Tuesday.

Iona x

Saturday, April 13th 2013

KEEPING THE HOME FIRES BURNING

With all this cold weather I have been finding certain parts of my body have been a little chaffed of late.

With Adultwork being broken the last few days I decided to stay at home ,that's when I decided to light a lovely fire. I got the logs in and stacked them and then before I knew it I had the most cheery fire going.

It was very warm and as I lay before it I was daydreaming of all the lovely sex I was missing before long I had slipped my hand inside my panties and slowly worked my way down to my clit. This had luckily not been chaffed but as I ran my wet fingers over my little bud I could feel I was getting a little excited. I was thinking wouldn't it be delicious to have a hard cock rubbing up and down my bud getting me juicy with its dripping pre cum , a thrusting cock being pushed further and further up my tight hole until it ripping me in two. How I dreamed of a hard pulsating cock in my wet slutty mouth. I had by now brought myself to the point of no return ...sheer ecstasy. My fingers were wet and sticky so I licked my pussy juice off finger by finger and thought of what a naughty lady I had been.

If your feeling cold. why not light a fire its amazing how HOT you can get ........

Iona x

Friday, February 15th 2013

Go wild in the country.

Its Friday its normally a very busy day for me but sometimes you just have to take time off for yourself and take stock.

I decided to finish early today and go home and have a lovely time with the Ghillie at the nearby estate to my home.

I love a hump by the Hawthorne Hedgerow and the Ghillie was not going to let me down.

I drove up my long drive and there he was waiting for me . Cock erect , balls heaving with excitement. My pussy was pulsating all the way up the drive. By the time we met my panties were moist and my cunt was screaming out to be fucked.

As I live in the countryside and there is not so many people about I got out the car. bent over the bonnet. legs wide apart and felt his hard shaft enter me. I was moaning and panting and he was pumping deeper and deeper until I felt his balls empty and his hot spunk fill my crack.

Without saying a word I pulled up my panties and he adjusted himself and off we went our separate ways.

There is a lot to be said about the countryside .....

Here is a picture of me about to go up my driveway for a Ging Gang Ghillie .

Iona

Tuesday, February 12th 2013

Life is a beach

With all this cold weather about its can make one quite miserable , so I decided to get the Hunters on and go have a walk on the beach . If find it as theraputic as an hour in the gym.

So let me set the scene . I am very lucky that I live next of a beautiful beach and there I was all alone on this freezing cold morning. As I walked along I started to have some naughty thoughts ..What if I met a stranger and we started to chat and we both had only one thing on our mind ..SEX ...could I go to one of the dunes and get the ride of my life ,what it would be like with a thick sandy cock pumping my snatch. By this time I could feel my nipples hardening under my mink( thats another thing fur and nipples go well together very sensual). I felt utterly aroused just then my phone rang and it was one of my regular clients I told him my where i was and that I was in need of a fuck. he asked my location and luckily for me he could be there in 20mins.

Well my fantasy was fulfilled amd so was I . Sometimes even in rotten weather the sun always shines through.

Here is a lovely picture of my dog Jocky .

Iona

Thursday, February 7th 2013

February Fever

For the last few weeks I haven't been feeling quite myself. I found myself in the depths of that nasty little Novovirus . I had a terrible fever and I found myself halluctinating.

I imagined that I was being drilled by a dentist with the biggest tool I have ever seen.

There I was head to toe clad in leather with his drill firmly in my mouth. I was gagging as much as I tried to pull away the further and further the drill would go.

There was terror in my watering eyes I could resist no more .....I had a dilemma what was I to do. In an instant I was sucking away at the cock for all I was worth ,saliva dribbling all down my chin on to my leather encased breasts.

His balls hardened and his cock erupted all over my tits I was covered in his creamy warm muck.....

I woke up in a panic to find that I had earlier taken a Cornetto to cool me down and I must have dosed off with it still in my hand and it had melted all over my comely bosom...pity I was alone and had no one to lick it off ....

Iona x