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Monday, May 13th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Eeny, meeny, miny.....

Hi there

If you've been following my blogs at all you will already know how much I love anal. One of the questions I'm often asked is which do I enjoy best....traditional vaginal sex or anal sex? The simple answer is I have no favourite, both are great!
They're quite different sensations so very difficult to compare but equally enjoyable.

Neither are a must though, I know everyone has their own preferences and that's absolutely fine with me. But if I were given the option of which I wanted I would have to say both because I'm a bit greedy that way

Lorna x

Sunday, April 28th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Tech problems

Hi there

I really do have to apologise to anyone who tried to contact me on Friday as I couldn't use my phone. The frustrating this was I could see messages coming but couldn't reply to them!

It began with a change that was to make things better and turned into a nightmare

Thankfully all has been sorted with no more problems.......fingers crossed!

Technology hasn't been particularly kind to me all weekend in fact, they do say things come in 3's but that's a lie

I'm hoping I've turned a corner now though and looking forward to a week of things running smoothly.

Lorna x

Monday, April 15th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Talking of Toys

Hi there

I think I may have mentioned my love of my toys.....maybe just once or twice

I do like to use multiple toys together, at least two and ,on the odd occasion, three

It's always fun when others want to help me use them but I have noticed if someone else is using the magic wand on my clit they tend to move it around a lot. Now, don't get me wrong, it's all good and there's no right or wrong way for this but it really doesn't need to be moved. There has been the once or twice I've been really close to a climax when it's moved so much it's come away from my clit altogether and the moment is lost

There's definitely enough vibration in that toy to provide all that's needed without being moved an inch!
Now, fingers and tongue are a completely different ball game.....the more they move the better lol

After all that talk of my toys has got me squirming in my seat.....I may just go and check they're working ok.....

Lorna x

Wednesday, April 10th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ A lot of nothingness

Hi there

I am so looking forward to the weekend! Not for any big reason, there's no special event happening, no big night out, no trip away......and that's exactly why I can't wait.
The past month and a half have been filled with nights out, fun trip away and family stuff, every weekend has been jam packed with good stuff but I'm now in desperate need of a whole lot of nothingness. My feet will be up, comfys on and I'll watch a movie or two or perhaps even a dozen and just relax.

On a wee side note I thought I'd just take the opportunity to say I have nothing to do with the new feature which has appeared on my page here and I don't seem to be able to remove it.....despite supposedly being my own content creator

Asking people for a tip is just a bit too much like begging for my liking

Lorna x

Monday, April 1st 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Not being a killjoy

Hi there

Every so often someone will ask me if I'll have a drink with them when they visit. I used to say I'd have a little just to be polite and only take a sip but I felt it was wasteful and I also wanted to be true to myself.

It's not that I want to be a killjoy or am boring.....believe me I'm anything but boring!

It's due to a series of things, safety for myself is high on my list of priorities and if my senses are dulled by alcohol I'm not as aware of what's going on around me. I also don't want my breath to smelling of alcohol for the rest of the day which would be very off putting to others. All that aside I drive home and I definitely don't drink and drive

A very lovely gentleman gave me a great gift recently of a tool to help me take pictures of myself, I'm planning on having a go with it very soon and, who knows, maybe I'll manage to get it to work

Lorna x

Monday, March 25th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Fantasy or reality?

Hi there

I love to join in on others fantasies, it gives me quite a thrill but sometimes I'm not entirely sure if their suggestions are fantasy or real.

A prime example of that is someone recently telling me they had been thinking how good it would be to have a shower together and I could rub them all over with soap. Instead of joining in with the scenario my head went straight to the practicalities of the suggestion and immediately said 'Have you seen the size of that shower? There's barely room for one!'

The problem is that, unless spoken about beforehand, it can be difficult to know when it's pure fantasy or reality. I've also had occasions where I've joined in and it turns out the person actually wants to do something which isn't possible or it's something I'm not willing to do for real. I don't like to string someone along just to then disappoint so I err on the side of caution.
Either that or it takes my brain a few seconds before clicking into fantasy mode

Lorna x

Tuesday, March 19th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Off and buzzing!

Hi there

I had a bit of a panic this week!

At the end of last week I changed the batteries in my favourite dildo then packed it away ready to use next time. Yesterday I got it ready for a nice little bit of dp when I was horrified to discover it wouldn't work properly

It began to vibrate but the minute I tried upping the speed (fastest for me

) it just switched off. I retried but the same happened until it just wouldn't switch on at all.
I was gutted as I've had it a long time and am pretty sure I won't be able to get the same one again, then it's a case of hoping I can find one I like just as much.....not so easy!

Today I decided to have a proper look at it and was prepared to change batteries just in case of faulty ones when I discovered the top wasn't quite aligned properly and wasn't connecting, once I sorted that it was off and running again.....or should I say buzzing

Lorna x

Monday, March 11th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Pulsing!

Hi there

After I had children I focused a lot on pelvic floor exercises, the ramifications of not doing so scared me so much! Well, all those times standing doing the dishes and squeezing away have stood me in very good stead in more ways than one.

If the opportunity arises during sex I like to squeeze my pelvic floor so that it tightens, grips and releases multiple times giving a pulsing sensation which has caused many a gasp of pleasure!

I like pleasure a hell of a lot, giving and receiving of course. That's why I love Mondays......and Tuesdays and.......

Lorna x

Monday, February 26th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Being Bold

Hi there

I've been wondering why I was so hesitant about writing the blog about anal bleaching as it is the blog I have received the most feedback from and none of it negative

I've been told it was funny, informative and honest and it's been nice hearing everyone's comments. In fact I've been thinking I should be more bold in choosing what to write about here in future

On a side note, I paid a visit to my usual store for new outfits and was disappointed at the lack of anything new I liked. Looks like I'm going to have to risk going online and fingers I don't end up with something that looks cheap and nasty!

Lorna x

Sunday, February 11th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ I love that buzz!

Hi there

Every now and then I have to take day off, there's various reasons...a weekend away....family stuff...etc. I go out my way to make sure I don't take a Monday off though, I like Monday's too much.
Last week I had to take Monday off, there wasn't a problem but just something I had to do and no other day would do. I wasn't happy about it but tried to console myself with the thought that it would be nice not to have that Sunday night feeling of having to get up early in the morning.

Turns out I don't have that Sunday night dread of a Monday morning, I actually have a buzz for a Monday morning and I missed it a lot. I then realised how lucky am I! There's probably not that many people that have that and tonight I'm revelling in that very buzz

Lorna x

Monday, February 5th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Why would you want to?

Hi there

There are some topics that I take a while in deciding whether to write about on here, will it be interesting enough or will it be a turn off? This is one of those and I've changed my mind a few times over the past days. Needless to say I've decided to go for it regardless

Mainly because while I was watching an episode of QI the subject of anal bleaching came up.

I've been asked a few times if I do anal bleaching, the first time I was shocked wondering why someone would ask me that and why would anyone want to put bleach down there

I'd never heard of it and didn't know it was a thing. I decided to google it and searched images (I wouldn't advise it if you're thinking of doing the same

) and there it was! At first I thought it was mainly porn stars and I can kinda understand that but it seems to be far more popular than I realised. I still don't understand why anyone would want to but then this is coming from the woman who doesn't indulge in botox or fillers, hasn't gone under the knife or even a fake tan! (although I'm still considering that one

)

So I decided to find out why I was being asked this, it's not as if I look round there very often lol With some contortions I managed to get a mirror in place and saw that it looks very pink and healthy and nothing at all like those I found online!

Now I'm not about to go around asking folk what theirs looks like to find out if mine is any different but if there is a reason why mine looks cleaner than normal I can only guess it's because I douche regularly, daily actually......well I do love anal afterall and I try my best to be nice and clean

Lorna x

Monday, January 29th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Something a little raunchy!

Hi there

A while ago I decided to buy a couple of feather boa's, if you take a peek you'll find a couple of pictures I took with them. They were pretty cheap as I didn't think there would be much difference between one feather boa and another......how wrong was I!
They were jaggy, scratchy and feathers fell out all over the place the minute you touched them

Well, they have both disappeared

The red went first then the black one.....a complete mystery! So I decided to splash out on a new (bit more expensive) one, just the one as I want to make sure it is a better quality than the last. It looks lovely, soft and fluffy in the picture.....here's hoping it's the same in reality. Either way I'll be looking to do something a little raunchy with it

Lorna x

Tuesday, January 23rd 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ It's all in the eyes!

Hi there

I like to think of myself as an upbeat kinda person who always tries to look at the positive in every situation, so when it comes to surviving January I need to work even harder at that. It's such a long, dark, difficult month to get through and this year seems to be more of a struggle

The awful weather has definitely made things much worse, surely we're due a break sometime soon!
I think I need cheering up big time, perhaps if you're feeling the same way we could cheer each other up

Or perhaps I could go to the cinema lol

Going back to the blog before where I spoke about talking dirty, I've had a couple of people say I don't need to talk dirty as the naughtiness in my eyes make up for that....they do get a twinkle about them when I'm having fun

I hope you're all staying safe and managing to get through this month also......the end is almost here.

Lorna x

Monday, January 8th 2024

MissLusciousLorna ~ Life is what you make it to be

Hi there

I hope you had a lovely Christmas and a good New Year, whatever you were doing.
I had a very nice time, busy Christmas with lots of family and a quiet (ish) New Year.....just the way I like it

So many people I've asked that question have told me 'Oh it was ok, it's not what it used to be' but that sounds almost defeatist. Fine if you're happy with it being ok but it'll only be like it used to be if you make the effort. Different if extenuating circumstances have made it that way of course but life constantly changes and moves on. If I'm having a quiet Saturday night in on my own I can find ways to make it special for myself, watching a favourite film, treating myself to my favourite snack....(chocolate

) and putting my frame of mind to spoiling myself.

Life is what you make it to be.

Lorna x