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Monday, December 18th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ My favourite Santa dress!

Hi there

This past weekend I was in town on a night out with a very good friend, just dinner, a few drinks and a good catch up. Nights like that are good for the soul

While we were waiting on George Sq for a lift home we were doing a bit of people watching, town was jumping and there was a great atmosphere. Suddenly I spotted a guy across the road happily walking along sporting a very fetching sexy santa dress and hat and, lo and behold, it was the same as the santa dress I used to have.....the one I loved but haven't been able to find again! Well, obviously I just haven't been looking hard enough. I felt like running across the road and asking where he got it from

I hope you've managed to have a catch up with friends recently or, if you haven't, maybe you could even give someone a call.

Lorna x

Monday, December 4th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ Caught in the Headlights!

Hi there

I've been thinking back to my previous blog and how I can be extremely dirty and realising I am still pretty rubbish on dirty talk. I have gotten a bit better, especially if I know I'm going to be doing it ahead of time but when I'm suddenly asked to I'm like a 'you know what' caught in the headlights! I open my mouth to speak but nothing comes out and my eyes are wide with panic

Is it only me who feels silly just stating the obvious? lol
I'm definitely more a doing person than a talking about it person

Well Christmas is not that far away and very soon Santa will be on his way

I used to have a sexy santa dress but it eventually had one wash too many and came out of the washing machine in bits! I haven't been able to find another that I like since until now.....yes, I've been shopping again......watch this space. Mind you, I haven't tried it on yet but hopefully I'll still like it. Then the big question will be will you?

Lorna x

Monday, November 13th 2023

MissLusciousLorna~Don't judge a book by it's cover

Hi there

You know what people say about first impressions? But then there's also the one about not judging a book by it's cover. Well I definitely fall into the latter. What I'm actually like can be very different to the way I sometimes come across at first.

Today was a perfect example of that when someone told me I'm actually very dirty (not in a smelly unwashed kinda way

). I was a little taken aback at first as I thought that was a given but then they went on to to say I don't come across as being as dirty as I actually am. It made me laugh as I know exactly what they mean, it's definitely a case of just how dirty would you like me to be?

Press the right buttons and I can be extremely dirty in the best possible way

Lorna x

Wednesday, October 25th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ Old fashioned paranoia!

Hi there

I recently had a minor health scare, I didn't think it was serious and neither did my doctor but tests were arranged just to be on the safe side.
Now, despite the fact I wasn't worried about it as the tests came close my head began to imagine the worst possible outcome. I'd be going about my business and before you know it I'd have dreamed up some horrendous scenario in my head and I'd then have to give myself a good talking to! I'd like to think it's some way my subconscious is preparing me but, in reality, it's just plain old fashioned paranoia.

Thankfully I got the results very soon after and all is good

All the bad thoughts just melted away.
Unfortunately I know far too many people who have not had such good news. I never take good health for granted.

Lorna x

Wednesday, October 18th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ Productive Day Off!

Hi there

Due to having something to attend to in Glasgow today I decided the best option was to take the day off. Bit of a long lie was very nice then I had some time to spare in the afternoon.
I decided to catch up with some shopping that I have been meaning to do for a while. I'm not a fan of traipsing round shops but today I knew exactly what I wanted so there was no messing around. I'm not looking forward to the dreaded Christmas shopping although I do tend to find more nice things for myself than for others so that's always a bonus

I also managed a bit of sexy outfit shopping which I have been needing to do for quite a while and actually found there were a few new ones to choose from for a change!

So that's me had enough of shops for a while I think.....until the weekend when I'll have to do the supermarkets

Lorna x

Sunday, October 1st 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ Crazy, hectic times!

Hi there

Recently life has been a little hectic, full on and extremely busy which has caused me to have to have a few days off. It's all good but I'm sorry for not being around quite so much.
It's quietening down nicely now and normal service will be resumed.....well, almost. A couple of exciting and fun days are coming up but they shouldn't cause too much disruption.

I feel, since I've come back from holiday, life has been full on and I wonder if events could perhaps space themselves out a bit instead of landing all at once

Mind you, I keep reminding myself to embrace all this and the madness too as you just don't know when it all might just be taken away from you

Lorna x

Sunday, September 24th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ Flinging Four Custard Pies!

Hi there

I recently had the honour of helping someone fulfill the fantasy they've had for years and I had so much fun doing so! In a way it was almost fulfilling one of mine, well I wouldn't quite say a fantasy but more a curiosity. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to throw a custard pie in someone's face?

This lovely gent asked me to dress him as a slutty clown, ridiculous clown make up, restrain him and throw custard pies in his face.
I knew exactly what kind of clown make up I wanted to do and I was given free range in doing so.....it was certainly ridiculous looking lol

There were four custard pies in total, two with whipped cream and two with shaving foam. I then restrained him to the bed and, one after another, hit his face with them. It was a great experience for me to do this, the visual effect was fantastic and I was assured he was thoroughly enjoying the experience! Four custard pies all layered up, splattered across his face.....they made great pictures for him.

As you can imagine there was quite a mess afterwards but I was well prepared with lots of towels and in no time at all you wouldn't known there'd been custard and cream all over the place

Lorna x

Sunday, September 10th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ A little bit risque

Hi there

My usual blogs tend to be very chatty and vanilla so I thought I'd put a warning with this one as you may find it a little risque. If you're of a sensitive nature you may want to move on

As time goes on I have discovered a lot about myself sexually, my likes and dislikes. Needless to say the likes far outweigh the dislikes (thank goodness!) and I probably prefer sex to be pretty full on. The more passionate the better to be honest although moments of slow teasing can build up tension to an amazing crescendo!
I have been discovering what truly turns me on and oral is way up there as one of the top. Especially having a tongue flick and suck on my clit while a finger or two have slid inside probing my g-spot. Just recently, however, I discovered that having those fingers ever so gently tease and tickle pretty much drives me crazy! I think it's the promise of what's in store that drives me insane.

Needless to say I love that I can constantly find out new things about myself and what turns me on and that goes two ways. Every day is a day I can learn something new about a person, what turns that person on, ticks those boxes. Even if I think I already know everything about a persons sexual desires, there may be a new spot to touch, kiss, lick or maybe a new fetish to explore

Lorna x

Tuesday, August 15th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ So Many Amazing Experiences!

Hi

Have you ever had one of those holidays that are filled with one amazing moment after the other? The kind that makes you want to pinch yourself to make sure it's real as there are so many big wow moments?
Well that's the kind of holiday I've just had

It was so much fun and loads of amazing experiences.

In amongst all that there was cake and ice cream but I did have the occasional salad and I walked miles but I'll be glad to get back to a normal routine again and straight back to the gym tomorrow!

Lorna x

Wednesday, July 12th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ Feeling Like Me Again

Hi there

If you happen to have seen me recently you would be forgiven for thinking the hairdressers had closed again.......heaven forbid!

Thankfully not but I have been delaying a visit as I am going on holiday in a couple of weeks and I wanted to wait until as near the time as possible.
So tomorrow is the day, first thing in the morning I'll be heading there and will be feeling like myself once more

As I'm writing I realise that by the time you read this I'll already have been but I don't want to tempt fate by pretending otherwise. Knowing my luck I'd take terribly ill overnight and have to cancel lol

I'm a natural blonde but decided to try out different colours when I was younger, I never really felt like me until I went back to blonde. Brunette was most definitely not me, didn't ever think my own hair would feel like a horrible wig

Lorna x

Sunday, June 18th 2023

MissLussciousLorna ~ Feet

Hi there

After talking about erogenous zones in my last blog I got to thinking about feet. Feet are weird things, we rely on them so much yet give them very little attention in comparison to the rest of our bodies.....or is that just me?

I don't particularly like my feet and always assume that others will think the same. They're extremely tickly but only if I'm not expecting them to be touched and can almost hit the ceiling I jump so high lol However, if I'm prepared for it I can relax and enjoy it and I do really love a good foot massage. Mind you, there is a risk of me becoming a bit demanding on where, which way and how much pressure is being applied as I get a bit too carried away

Lorna x

Sunday, June 11th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ Ears v Neck

Hi there

I hope you're enjoying the amazing weather we've been having, I'm making sure I'm covered in factor 30 so as to avoid ending up being burnt to a crisp

I've been thinking of erogenous zones, those little places that make you tingle with excitement when stroked, tickled or kissed. We're all very different, some areas may be highly sensitive or some you just can't stand being touched.

I love my neck being kissed, not sucked at or nibbled just kissed. Either gentle pecks or kissed passionately it just does it for me. There are many more areas I love being kissed but we won't go into that now

However I'm not so keen on my ears being touched, I reckon I'm very much in the minority with this one but it just just doesn't do it for me. All I get is loud noises and a crackling in my ear which makes me cringe a little lol

I wonder if it's a case of either ears or neck or are you the kind of person who enjoys both being kissed? Perhaps I should begin a poll?

Lorna x

Tuesday, May 16th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ Confused!

Hi

So, I'm a bit confused

I recently wrote a blog that has somehow broke the rules of blogging that means it's not being shown but I can't figure out why

All I was saying was that I need to do some shopping......what's so wrong with that?
I'm usually one of these boring folk who never break the rules, wasn't always the same though. When I was young I was always getting into trouble but when you're brought up in a strict household that's not so difficult. I'd dream up all sorts of stories to try to get to parties or disco's that were banned......I must have been a nightmare!

Lorna x

Monday, May 15th 2023

MissLusciousLorna ~ Sexy Outfit Shopping

Hi

It's been a while since I bought a new sexy outfit but it's not been for the lack of trying.....I promise!
Any time I'm near shops these days I always have someone with me which means sexy outfit buying is out of the question. My weekends have changed a little recently but hopefully things will settle down again soon and I'll be back to near normal so I'll be sure to make that my number one priority

I guess I could try online shopping but I've not had much luck with that in the past. Somehow they all look so much better in the picture than when they arrive and I'm a bit useless at returns so I have a small collection of cheap tatty looking outfits I would never wear and that's just waste.

Don't worry though, as soon as I make a purchase you'll know about it

Lorna x