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Saturday, April 27th 2024

Trekkie

Klingon

I removed this blog because I thought it a bit too off-putting!

However, it made me giggle so much that I have decided to re-post and be as un-sexy as any dyed in the wool Trekkie!

I have now chosen to quit my studies in Italian language, (mi dispiace) but Klingon is such a beautiful language and so, please forgive my grammar.

Since I have been poorly with flu I have been generously gifted with a Klingon to English dictionary.

(we meet all kinds!)

I have been exceptionally fortunate to learn such useful phrases as ylbaHa, meaning, "fire the torpedoes" and luHoH rInataH, meaning, "they have killed him/her"

If any Klingons are reading, I would love to welcome you to visit, I can roast the pets or something in anticipation.

Friday, April 26th 2024

Whoring.

I have a bit of a quandary when it comes to being honest with friends about what I do.

I have a few lovely open minded people, who I can be completely honest with, many more who I am certain would judge me.

The ones who are cool with it and accept me as I am do not care. I have also experienced enormous disgust from others at my lifestyle choice.

There is a huge double standard, it's lauded and encouraged between many women I know to "get the house, get the ring, make HIM pay for dinner."

Isn't that whoring?

I feel that what I do is actually far more honest.

If I go out, I pay my own way, always.

It does strike me that unless I was willing to join a commune, never have contact again with any situation that requires some QPQ, that I might always inevitably be a whore in some respect?

In my opinion it is simply nature and the natural order but I am quite proud to transact on a more truthful basis.

Thursday, April 25th 2024

Beautiful new blog.

I don't know what I am doing right. I wrote a blog the other day, then deleted it because I worried that I was stating so blatantly that I super adore my lifestyle.

In honesty, I have had a couple of glorious interludes recently.

I do question how it can be possible for me to be paid to enjoy my greatest pastime??

They told me to stick in school, but here's two fingers up to that!!!

I'm having a great time.

How am I so privileged to meet handsome attractive men who wish to take this up as a hobby?

Ahhhhh, might have a pedicure and some lunch in the morning..... or I might just lie in!!!

Sunday, April 21st 2024

The canine companion

To my enormous relief and pleasure, I have discovered that the labrador is not going to be a pain when I meet people.

It was a bit of an experiment, taking him with me on my most recent tour but he seemed to realise that it wasn't his business to intrude.

Now, should you wish to meet with me, my little black lab will be sleeping on his bed (not in the bedroom!)

You may have to suffer some attention when you arrive! LOL

I am very fortunate to be able to keep woman's best friend at my side.

Honestly, I am not sure how I still get any clients these days!!

Thursday, April 18th 2024

Perhaps it might be timely to hang up my G-string?

Hello Gorgeous readers,

I'm not too sure how many can still be bothered to scroll through my mumblings but I am asked to write from time to time.

Generally, I share the contents of my head, so here's some more for you.

The last time that I fell in love I was only 24 and at the cessation of that interlude I became minded to give it a miss in future... I was 29.

I'm not sure what is going on because I relish my independence, however, some may have read in a previous blog that I've begun to find myself quite strongly attracted to some of the people I meet.

I'm certain that they'd be horrified if they knew but surely I'm just like you? I'm a human being, I have hormones and I'm becoming a connoisseur of decent gentleman folk. (Pitfall of the job, I'm afraid!)

I'm 45 years young, should I simply hang up my garter belt and admit that I am past it?

I already have the cat, Labrador and beachfront property, is it time????

Sunday, March 31st 2024

Vampires

Sunday mornings, especially over bank holidays, never fail to make me chuckle.

Invariably there will be an extremely full inbox of messages sent in the wee small hours asking if I am "available now."

I am not convinced that all of these are from lonely insomniacs, I believe that one or two have had liquid or chemical aid, especially given the quality of spelling and grammar in these communications, many are literally unintelligible.

Do people really think that I sit up all night waiting for my email to ping so that I might have the pleasure of rushing out to visit a maniac??

Hint, I will be sleeeeeeping!!

Friday, March 29th 2024

Timewasters

Really, have people got nothing better to do than waste the time of working ladies?

How sad!

I can't work it out, obviously there is the fantasy of booking a meeting and the release may happen at the mere thought of it, so the booking is then moot.

Yet I can't help but wonder, is this the sole reason for last minute cancellations?

There are those who may be struck down with guilt, for whom this was only ever going to be a fantasy. I feel that, although frustrating, it's entirely understandable.

Others, well I believe that there may be a different narrative.

Do some men enjoy the power of messing a woman around who they feel would ordinarily be way out of their league?

A controversial point, I know, but there are some very insecure guys out there.

Wednesday, March 27th 2024

Sunshiny!

What a wonderful time I have just enjoyed on the Costa Blanca. I spent time with friends both old and new and made sure that I cooked for everyone who would allow it!

I adore the sunshine, good company and exploring beautiful places, it's not much to want from life really, the simple things are the best.

Still, I am actually delighted to be home, I was beginning to pine for my animals. We had a beautiful walk on the beach today and the sun graced us with her presence albeit a tad colder than I've experienced just recently.

I shan't be surprised if I do not arrange to get together with any of my gentleman friends until Easter has passed but I am quite happy, cooking paella, drinking good Rioja and dancing around the house to Sonos, my break still has yet to end.

Tuesday, March 12th 2024

Jazz hands

Why I detest musical theatre.

As a teenager I spent several years as an inmate, I mean pupil, at a famous performing arts boarding school.

This experience has led to my pathological dislike of all things "musical theatre".... C'mon, it's the lowest form of entertainment....hmmmmm, perhaps not. However, I cannot stand all of the forced smiles, the simple stage craft and the lack of true artistry. I want there to be some arti in my art as it were.

Give me a decent opera or ballet and you will look over and see tears in my eyes.

Therefore, on the grounds of good taste, I shall block anyone who invites me to a musical!!!!

(some people draw the line at anal sex or cross dressing, this is my line in the sand, no musical theatre, especially not Cats!)

Sunday, March 10th 2024

Sargent at the Tate

I am wondering if anybody would like to join me.

I adore Sargent’s work and would love to view the exhibition at the Tate.

I believe that it is open until July and even if I cannot find a friend who wishes to join me, I cannot miss it.

Xx

Saturday, March 9th 2024

Sunshine!!

I am delighted to be jetting off on my hollibobs this week.Woohoo!

A bit of winter sun is great for the soul.

Apologies to anyone who has messaged me and not heard back.

I have not been available and where messages are quite out of date, I tend to leave them and wait to see if the person makes contact again...... or I may have ignored you if you wrote something along the lines of, "Available???"

There are some charmers out there, messages like that never fail to make me come running, begging you to make an appointment as soon as possible, even at a discounted rate!

Anyway, I shall look forward to some peace and a good book!

I might even be tempted to post a picture of my tan lines upon my return. xx

Sunday, March 3rd 2024

Middle aged problems

I'm having so many family issues at the moment that I don't dare make forward plans.

One of my poor clients booked a hotel and I had to back out...I will pay for the next one.

My grandma is sick, my Pops is in hospital (doesn't look good) and I am struggling just to stay afloat.

Sweetly, and I don't wish to keep bashing the same mantra, my friends from this life continue to support me.

A person who I know from this just spent almost an hour on the phone telling me how to contact PALS.

See, this is a lovely thing, we are all human and I adore the connections that I am fortunate to make.

This is the best decision that I ever made, my only regret is that I didn't do it sooner. xx

Sunday, February 11th 2024

Inconsistent

Firstly, I can only apologise for having been quiet.

My lovely, yet somewhat feisty, grandma was admitted and, thank goodness, discharged from our local infirmary this week.

In all truth, as a family, we asked, is this the big one.....anyway, she is home, safe and as acerbic as ever, fantastic!

I, on the other hand, am not.

There is a horrid bug doing the rounds and I have been feeling dreadful.

This creates a dilemma for me.

These days I only accept outcalls, so if somebody has gone to the expense, time and trouble to arrange a venue, it is only correct of me to reimburse their expenditure should I fail to keep our appointment. (which I shall)

I'm considering only making myself available on the day, but I will only see two clients maximum per week and it's important to be selective.

Outcalls only complicate the matter.

Damn it, I'm going back to bed, I shall be mainlining Lemsip whilst hugging the labrador for dear life.

Tuesday, January 30th 2024

A love letter

Today I was thinking back over some of the most unexpectedly lovely times in my escorting career and into my mind popped the sweetest memory.

A client, who has left me a very kind field report became a good friend, back when I was in Birmingham.

He actually came to see me for one last goodbye meeting when he was due to move away for a job.

I digress.... the lovely memory was that we once enjoyed some time together and then both fell asleep, for about two hours!!!

It was unexpectedly intimate, comfortable and very human. Whilst asleep one is at their most vulnerable.

Nice memories.....they make me smile.

This experience is poles apart from the common stereotypes, I am happy, I love my job and I have the great privilege of being trusted by those I meet when they are raw and showing me their truest selves (as I do them) x