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Friday, April 19th 2019

Lois' Ultimate Guide to Booking an Escort!

Hi guys!! So this is (in my opinion!) A general guide on how to book (And actually really enjoy yourself!) With an escort. This could be with any Escort, not just me. It is general and common sense so here we go...

FIRSTLY..What/Who are you looking for?

I have got the impression from some guys over the years who have contacted me...They don't actually seem to really know what they want from an Escort. Or they seem to think that all escorts offer everything all in 15 minutes for £50. Some escorts MAY be able to offer Anal, BDSM, Watersports, Tie and Tease, Deepthroat and CIM in 15 minutes but it's likely that will be extremely rushed and that Escort will probably feel pissed off and you probably won't have a good experience.

So maybe have a think about....

The Services that YOU want. Maybe just a gentle GFE or maybe you quite fancy trying a Dominatrix or finding a full on kinky porn star...The lady's profile will usually say what she specialises in. So maybe don't go after a Dominatrix expecting a GFE. Or for instance I have had people begging to be my slave when I am just naturally not a Dom and slaves do not interest me. You'll be wasting your own time.

At what PRICE? Everyone's budget is different, just the way every girls prices are different. DO NOT HAGGLE, You will look ridiculous and desperate. If her prices don't match your budget, simply look elsewhere.

FULLY READ HER PROFILE. Profiles give a lot away. FULLY read her SERVICE LIKES (and dislikes if there are any), read the PRICES, READ HER REVIEWS!!!! Check out the pics? Do they look airbrushed? Do you mind if they look airbrushed? Does she look her age? Do you care if she lies about her age? Everyone is different.

Even though I had a palava with UK PUNT a few months back... I would still recommend using the site to look at further reviews of the lady you're looking at. The punters on there will speak up straight away if a girl is trying to offer bareback for example or if they have had a really bad/dangerous experience.

MIDDLE(ish)..

Check how she prefers to be conacted Most profiles will say exactly how to contact them and whether or not it is okay to call or text or email. If she specifically says for example 'DO NOT TEXT' Don't bother texting. Every lady has her own way of doing things. Just respect this and follow her ways of contact. If you don't want to follow her ways of contact (example: She says do not text and that you must call, but you don't want to call her for whatever reason) Move on to the next profile. Please don't waste your time or ours.

IF you call her... Pay attention to the vibe on the phone. This is why I personally have ALWAYS requested that new gents call me.....I think both Punter and Escort need to get a vibe for each other. If she sounds uninterested or high for example.....Expect that in your booking. If she sounds professional and enthusiastic you can probably expect that in your booking. (Read reviews first though!)

When guys call me, I am listening to see of you sound drunk/high, I'm listening to if you try to haggle with me, I'm listening to if you ask me questions that I've already answered on here. And this is for my safety, it is not to intimidate you (why would you feel intimidated anyway haha?) It is for my safety first and to see if we will actually get on second.

ENDING...

So you've agreed your date and time and you know the price and you know exactly what services you'll be getting...Great! So just a few more (hopefully common sense things!) To go over...

HYGIENE:THE BIG ONE!!!

General Health PLEASE GOD DO NOT TURN UP WITH A COLD!!! If you are ill or end up being ill on the day PLEASE JUST CANCEL. I personally do not want your germs as then I can't work. And JUST IMAGINE if you go to see a girl who is full on dribbling snot over you!! I have terminated bookings in the past where someone has shown up and its obvious they are under the weather. Have some respect please.

Drinking Alcohol before going to see her... If you've planned a social date where you're maybe going to drink together...I'm sure this is fine. However, If you've booked an hour GFE Booking for example and you show up pissed...expect your booking to be terminated or to at least probably not perform as well as you could. Go to the pub to recover afterwards if need be.

Brush your teeth!! A lot of girls say they offer DFK and then don't do it in the booking because sometimes guys show up who have bad breath. It is NOT PLEASANT having to kiss someone who has recently eaten their dinner or who doesn't visit the dentist at least twice a year. And for me as a non-smoker...I can't deal with smokers breath. (Even though I love the smell of cigarettes and aftershave haaa!) Again please use your common sense.

Please be fully showered beforehand OR please shower on arrival. I understand if you're going to see someone straight from work and you can't physically magic a shower into your office or on your building site. No problem....feel free to hop into mine when you arrive or any other ladies shower. We all appreciate it!! And I know this may seem reallllyyyyy obvious but if you're having to pee first before getting down to the action, please wash your cock. No one likes the taste of piss (usually haha!) and no doubt you wouldn't want to taste a pussy like that either.

Fingernails So many girls will not allow fingering because if we get just that one person who hasn't cut his nails and snags our very delicate area....the pain can be unreal. I DO OFFER AND ENJOY fingering so if you're wanting to do this to a lady please check over your nails and wash your hands first.

ON ARRIVAL...

Get the fee out of the way. Don't make it awkward. She isn't going to forget. I personally will not start a booking without my fee. Let's keep it real. HOWEVER if you turn up to a booking and that woman IS NOT what you were expecting or you don't feel safe, I would recommend leaving as quickly as you can. YOU are a CUSTOMER at the end of the day who SHOULD HAVE fully agreed on the exact services and price and should know how the lady looks. If I go out to a restaurant and they give me the wrong order...its getting sent back and I am not paying for something I was told I would get to be given the wrong order. You get my gist.

Get down to it and enjoy yourself!! with the services you have agreed. Don't start asking for anal if it says on her profile she does not offer it. It kills the moment.

Don't out stay your welcome. Expect the time that you pay for. I schedule out my day as best as I can so I tend to have a good 45 min to 1hr break after each booking. Please bear in mind it could be eating in to the girls breaktime/downtime. Again for example - I see a Personal Trainer twice a week for 45 mins each time. I cannot expect to stay longer because he probably has a schedule to stick to and nobody likes working for free.

Feel free to shower before you go (if need be) and head off into your sunset hopefully with wobbly knees and good memories for the wank bank! And also feel free to follow up with a thank you text or a review! (Optional lol!)

Thank you to all the lovely guys I have met that show up and smell nice treat me with respect and show me a good time! Hopefully I have done the same for you...xxx

Friday, April 5th 2019

This made me rather cross...

So what I'm about to talk about I have really debated about whether or not I should. But I think it needs touching on so here goes..

A few weeks back I had a guy (who I have met around 5 times in the past year) text me and offer me 'a higher fee' to have unprotected sex with him. As he currently 'doesn't have a girlfriend' he seemed to think that would make it perfectly okay and no doubt because I am a prostitute that I would jump at the dangle of a carrot that is the 'higher fee'.

The ironic thing that absolutely maddened me is that this guy is a Senior Doctor in the NHS.

Obviously my reply straight away was a definite NO. Although he actually had the cheek to state to me that 'I could say no if I wanted'. Haha well thank you ever so much for your permission to turn down an offer like that! It means a lot!

I replied back to him that I was really disappointed especially because HE IS A DOCTOR!!!! He is a health professional that people are supposed to be able to trust and rely on (har har!) I also said imagine if I just barebacked every guy that I met to pay me for sex! Would he want to have bareback sex with me then??? 'You are clean and I know you don't do this and you're a really nice girl, so I trust you' he replied to me. Hmmm....yeah that makes sense. Not.

Next I asked him had he paused to wonder that I could actually have a partner at home? 'No I'm so sorry, I hadn't thought of that' he admitted. No of course you didn't think of that. Because at the end of the day I am nothing more than an object am I? I'm not a real person who could have a partner at home! Okay, I've been single for 8 months but before that I was with my ex boyfriend for nearly 4 years!!

Now fair enough.... I understand if some of you aren't interested in my personal life. If I have a family or another job. If I have friends, if I have any other interests and goals in life. That's fine! You don't need to take an interest in me... BUT that does not mean that you can disrespect me or objectify me (OR ANY OTHER ESCORT!) If you want to show up, pay me and politely have protected sex with me till your balls are DRAINED. .. I'm cool with that! As long as there is still that respect for my boundaries that it is all I can ask for. But just because I am a woman who is paid for sex that does not mean that I am desperate or plain fucking stupid. (Pardon le Francais!)

Any guy that asks any Escort for bareback sex must seriously be deluded or not give a damn about their sexual health. The reality of it is YOU are not my only client and NO DOUBT, YOU are not any working girls only client. JUST IMAGINE asking the regular girl you go to see if you can 'Just rub the tip on it?' or 'Can we just not use anything just this once?' Now imagine she agrees to it. And now imagine she agrees to it with the other 10 men (or more!) she's met this week. You still feeling horny now?

Now I know some may think 'You're an escort! Expect to be objectified by guys with the Madonna Whore Complex'. Erm, no. Again, this does not give ANY punter the excuse to disrespect ANY Escort.

You don't need to take an interest in us personally, but we are ALL STILL PEOPLE with brains, personalities, opinions and sexual organs that CAN still get infected if we have unprotected sex. JUST LIKE YOU!

The particular guy will never he returning to see me and he knows this and hopefully he may have learned to have more respect for his penis as well as any working girls vagina.

Till next time.... Love, Sex and Durex!

Feel free to message me with any thoughts or feedback should you have it! :)

Monday, April 1st 2019

Surviving Cardi B...

This is something a few gents have asked me about during this past week and I have to say this...

I am disappointed in Cardi B after a video of her resurfaced from a few years back and in it she is openly admitting to drugging and stealing from guys she met while working as a stripper. I am disappointed because I admire her attitude and I like her music BUT I do not ever condone sex workers of any form stealing from clients.

I know some girls are in desperate situations and I know Cardi came from an abusive relationship and background... But to be honest I'm sure she would have been hustling hard at her club and making enough to at least get by.

The first guy who has came forward has said she took $850 from him. In my opinion that is not the largest amount of money so why she put herself in that situation where she could have been caught and handed to the Police over such a small amount...Cardi was it worth it?

It's things like this that give genuine sex workers a bad name and then we all get tarred with the 'all sex workers are robbing bitches doing it to fund a drug habit' brush. So nice one for that Cardi girl.

I am a believer in if you're doing extra things while in the sex work industry such as using your money to pay for drugs, stealing from clients, hoping to meet your Richard Gere etc then you probably shouldn't be in the sex industry at all. As the honest truth is that entering the sex industry with these agendas will probably see your life spiralling out of control and you risk posing some real danger to yourself.

Do i think Cardi is cancelled? No I don't. Do I think she has learnt from it... I'm not sure. But karma has funny ways of coming back around doesn't it...?

Thursday, February 28th 2019

Big reputations, big reputations...

Ooh you and me we got BIG REPUTATIONS...
And you heard about me ooohhh..
I got some big enemies...

Hello to any new guys or regs or fellow working girls that are reading this!

As some of you may or may not have noticed... I spoke up to a very small minority of punters that run a well known review site. I imagine if you type into Google Luscious Lois with the site name after it you will find the thread if it interests you...Hi U K P, how are ya?

It was regarding how I run my profile. A chappy on there got a bit offended and said I should go and 'f%, : myself' because he didn't like the fact that he had to call me rather than text and the fact that I wouldn't do him a 30 minute service... He didn't like the fact that I had told him to call me as I don't do texting and no I wouldn't do him 30 minutes just because we hadn't met before.

I have ALWAYS requested that ALL NEW GUYS CALL ME first and I HAVE NOT offered 30 minute services to new customers in a long time. That is MY personal choice. Every other working girl is entitled to offer what she wants and does not deserve to be judged by anyone for it. (Unless it's bareback).

So due to me explaining to him that was how I run my profile because it works for ME AND the fact that MY SAFETY is my top priority over any amount of cash, I was turned on by a gang of keyboard warriors.

For explaining to them that my safety is my top priority I was called a 'fat bird' 'old bint' 'crazy' and 'insecure'. Oh and not forgetting good old 'pro$$ie' lool!! Prossie, Whore, escort, ho, ho-bag, courtesan, companion, sex worker etc these terms do not offend me. I was actually sat with a regular of mine that I have known for 3 years and we were in hysterics reading it as it went on!

To every single 'man' that replied to me on that site no doubt thinking I have 'no regulars', and a 'sad life' and that I'll be sat shaking in my stilettos.. if that was the case and I was really bothered about your ridiculous misogynistic narcissistic opinion - I would not be writing this now! Why is it you want people to fail? Why is it you put down working women? Why is is you sit on a site that reviews sex workers all day to gossip and bitch about them? Are you really that pathetic and sad? Are your home lives really that miserable? Are you really that empty deep down inside? I'm currently studying my Level 3 Diploma in Counselling so Psychology really interests me!

On my profile, I list everything that I DO and DON'T DO crystal clear. This is for you as a Customer to make an informed decision if my services are what you are looking for. If I'm not offering what you're looking for... That's fine! If you've read my profile properly then you can just move onto to the next profile without having to waste the price of a call and/or text asking if I do xyz. My profile is the way it is to make it easier for you. My 236 positive reviews and 38 Field Reports are also there just casually chilling in the background should you want to read about others experiences with me...

A bit about me... I love escorting! I'm a lucky lady that has a lot of regulars, is able to do this and have a day job AND even my friends, family and colleagues on the NHS team I work for know that I'm an Escort. I have no shame about it! What should I be ashamed for? I do a job I enjoy (I love sex and Gentlemen's company) and I love money. I lead an independent life and the Rolex I'm wearing (And the Versace and the Rado!) yes I BOUGHT IT. All my ladies throw your hands up at me etc!

People still attach the stigma and stereotype to escorting which I understand - Some always will. I understand that. But misogyny is really old fashioned in this day and age now. And I have got to say I KNOW that the MAJORITY of guys that punt are absolutely lovely, respectful, genuine, generous and very kind. I know this because these lovely gentlemen come to visit me for good times on a regular basis. I am so grateful to EVERY GUY that has spent his HARD EARNED CASH to come and see me and I am so grateful to all of my wonderful regs. I would not be the woman I am today and lead the life I have had I not become an Escort.

To my fellow working girls... I really want to say if a guy tells you that you are 'too fat' 'too thin' 'get your tits done' 'don't get your tits done' 'I WANT XYZ FOR £££' please please only do whatever feels right for you NOT for them. This is a difficult (but usually fun!) industry to work in and OUR SAFETY AND SELF RESPECT MUST COME FIRST. We all need to keep our heels, heads and STANDARDS very high...

And once again THANK YOU for the messages of support I have received left right and centre over this matter! It means the absolute world to me!

I am a woman, I am a daughter, I am a Sex Worker, I am a trained Phlebotomist, I am a trained Sports Massage Therapist, I am a Best friend, I am a huge Madonna fan, I am a size 14, I am a natural blonde, I am a hard worker, I am sexual, I am real. I'm just me.

You can sound the alarm,
You can call all your guards,
You can fence in your yard,
You can hold all your cards,
But I won't back down...
OH NO this Pro$$ie does not back down...

A MAJOR HUGE MASSIVE THANK YOU TO ALL THE WONDERFUL RESPECTFUL TRUE GENTLEMEN I HAVE MET AND AM SOON TO MEET... xxxx