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Sunday, October 29th 2023

Keep ma we tootsies warm

Well good afternoon to you all💋
And may I say what a wonderfullllll Sunday it is
Wow thank you kindly for all your calls chats txts etc it’s really nice to be loved hahhaha
Anyway a massive shout out to the person who got these me these love them
And by god keep my little feet nice and warm 😉a true we star !
So how u all been ehh u can tell it’s nearly nov Fucken freezen hahah maybe just me ! Do I need another bed mmm yeah why not .
Sunny Glasgow pishing down .
Hope u have al Been good and been safe !
Anyway luv ya al loads
The LEX X

Sunday, September 24th 2023

RANT OR JUST STUPID

Hey hope your all well
I take it back wow when I say no means no
Take the hint please please stop Harassing me !
Then call with no I’d number I’m still not gonna answer
Please don’t txt me or call me drunk I’ll hang up
This site is for a fun and enjoyable time !!
And send me pics of money it’s actually degrading yourself no morals or respect for me .
Please read I won’t answer withheld numbers answer txts
Good all fashioned fone call and please no under 40s I’m not daft
Cheers
Be lucky go happy
LEX

Saturday, September 23rd 2023

Phone number back on

Hey it’s Lex
Wow ok Iv been asked to put my number back on took me sometime to think about this . As u know all I love and adore you all but there’s some folk out there who just wastes folks time and patience!
So I’m putting it back on . But if I receive any daft txts calls etc you will be blocked the number isn’t there to misuse or just take the mick
I’m a genuine lovely person and love my job a when I see new and old clients it’s still a big buzz I get ! Love it
So please respect this and we’ll happy fone number gents be happy safe and most of all be lucky
Massive kiss and HUGGS
LEX
XXXX

Tuesday, September 12th 2023

THE MIND BOGGLES

Hello and good afternoon everyone how’s ya all doing dandy and Randy I hope :)
Anyway
Is it my face do I attract some certain folk that likes to take the mick !
Asks for number contacts you promises the earth lol aye right I know it’s all coming and yes it’s bullshite . Email after email txt after txt and still doesn’t get the hint . I’m a nice genuine person but as u all know I’m very stright forward best way so there’s no dramas etc . Dude doesn’t like when u say no and means no hits you with all the crap on the earth . It’s like a broken record anyway . Does it state that I wear knee high boots on a call out lol god no ma legs are strong made to play football thighs well hello there !! HAHHA a mini skirt Jesus I’m not 18 . Looks good on someone else but not me . Asks if I’m Scottish Jesus I only need to open ma mouth hahah . Do I have a nice face like to think so but my eyes are sparking!!
So the question is when u have all the details on my profile and trust me I don’t think Iv left anything out :) I won’t see any Irish men what’s so ever so please don’t ask beg it’s pathetic . Think that’s my rant over hahah . So what’s been happening in your world ? Been safe smile and go lucky .
Anyway I’ll let u all get on and remember all
Everyday is a learning curv ! And all my curves 😂
Massive hugs THE ONE AND ONLY LEX X

Wednesday, May 17th 2023

Gifts well this a cracker lol

Wel hello everyone and good morning how’s it going
Me I’m brilliant and howling very loud
You know how all lady’s like to receive gifts well this tops everything !!
Yes you saw it an aubergine YES AN AUBERGINE LOL
JUST LOOKED AND LAUGHED ! While it sat on the table
I love the perfume flowers all sorted of gifts but this is one for the book
Horrible looking thing hahaha still laughing when I type .
I can’t even use an aubergine now on my emojis 😂sense of humour I know I’m wacky and all that fun and giggles
Just don’t get me anything like this lol I’ll run
Anyway thought I would give ya all a we giggle made me smile 💋
Have a wonderful day all smile be lucky and safe
Over and out
LEX .

Tuesday, May 16th 2023

Double me ?

Hey all how’s ya all doing
My heading double me right we’ll
Have u ever been somewhere standing minding your own business and someone who looks like u walks by ? Yes u heard me looks like me it was like twins hair height tan dressed similar
Wow I was gobsmacked . I walked a we bit faster to see and she sat down
And yes the bold one me sat down right beside her and I nudged her she looked at me I said ur gonna laugh missy but ur the spitten image of me she looked and laughed and said that’s weird aye your right I said u stalken me lol she said I don’t know u I said I know but I’m literally shaking just looking at you ! I said don’t worry lol god knows why I said that we chatted for a we while cause see I’m easy to talk to hahaha I’ll talk to anyone . Nice girl and I don’t give out compliments at times hahaha
Anyway I said I must go see ya later as if I was meeting up with her started laughing at myself must of thought she’s a weirdo but if u had to put her beside me wow 2x LEX
I KNOW IM STILL LAUGHING . I wish her wel who ever she is her name is Jane something haha
Anyway enough of me . Life is weird and wacky at times or just me! Lol
So there u go another one of me out there :)
Have a giggle and smile gents life’s to short just like me :) xxx
Take care x

Sunday, May 14th 2023

Spolshing fun 👅

Well good morning gents how are we all ?
I’m good
Every had a good laugh when u go to a hotel and the gents so lovely and very shy offers to make me a coffee which of course I said yes thanks and then brings out a massive tray of cakes !!!
I mean like 20 or so all different colourful cream jam etc I’m like god I could eat all of them but trying to lose weight and have a giggle in side
I was wrong !! Massive wrong . These cakes weren’t to eat hahaha and then a bag full of custard! Beans I’m laughing at this while writing anyway had a lovely coffee the gent says lex may I take a cake any favourite cake I looked and smiled and then he said right splat me with it I was like hey ok but wait first can I pick 2 up lol .
So I did and yes splatted hahaha it was a good laugh ! Then before you know it it was a mess everywhere cakes flying all over beans custard on the ceiling ! I stoped when it ran out and said ohh fuck ur gonna get some massive cleaning bill hahaha the gent burst into laughing and said you’re my fav ! He’s done this for years and apparently I’m the best . A wee compliment. I looked at myself in the mirror needless to say a long shower had ! Great fun when u get we surprises like this @ times hahaha . Any way hope u liked a we giggle only me ehh must be my face hahah
Massive big kiss to u all
Lex x

Sunday, May 14th 2023

Dinner date with me

Hey well u all know I love dinner dates it’s lovely to get to know someone !
Sat and listened to the gent talk for ages and ages he was very polite wel manners asked if I would like a drink I said sorry I don’t drink he says ok what would u like I said large coke please with ice . That was Kool while waiting on the starters 20 mins later lex would u like a drink I said yeah cheers . He says what drink would u like I said large coke please . He said I’ll be back in a mo . I said ok no worries 5 mins later comes back sits down and before you know it waiter pops over with starters and 2 bottles of champagne!! Thought to myself fucken hell mate you like a drink but smiled . He then picks up the bottles stands up and walks over to my seat and says there u go lex these are for you I said sorry sir I don’t drink he said what u don’t drink at all I said nope I know weird but that’s just me he looked at me funny . I thought fuck what do I say now I said sorry sir I don’t drink he said hey it’s ok take them anyway . Bear in mind he’s sitting with a large coke with ice too . Convo still going on dinner and Desert finished went to the room
There’s another 4 bottles of Champs on the dressers I burst out laughing he said it’s better than flowers I said sir u have wasted your money I don’t drink he said we’ll take anyway . Meet finishes left with 6 bottle of champs
In the lift I’m looking like an Alkie laughing . Everyone who knows me knows I don’t drink poor sod felt rotten I did say thank you .
There ya go I don’t drink lol x