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Friday, July 7th 2017

A Little Laughter Helps Relax Me.

Why can't brunettes "tease" their hair?
Because it's not funny.

What do you call picking up a brunette from a bar?
Brown-Bagging it.

What do brunettes look forward to later on in life?
Grey Hair.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a brunette?
You can unscrew a light bulb.

If you're not dating a brunette, raise your hand. If you are, raise your standards.

Did you hear about the brunette that put Odor Eaters in her shoes?
She disappeared.

Why did God give Brunettes vaginas?
So men would talk to them.

Why don't brunettes take showers?
Oil and water don't mix.

Wednesday, July 5th 2017

What A Party.

Looking to party the day and night away? Well I bet you would like entry to our exclusive pussy party, very naughty girls together to reminisce about old times, enjoy present times and to create new sexy memories for future times. How would you like to be a part of those memories? Well if you want some balloons and a piece of xmas cake it's probably not the right kind of party for you. If you want some choices, some good wine, a cold beer, some wet pussy then it's tailor made just for you! Can you manage more than one wet pussy? Well cum on then it's our kind of party! Call me for details and then come along taste us all. Let's make some striptease or sexy movies together? I need some new material for my profile and why not be the star along side me or with one of my naughty pussy cat friends.

Tuesday, June 13th 2017

Sucking On My Glasses.

Why is it that when I dress up as a sexy secretary it turns me from the sweet brunette that I am, into a hooker cock sucking vampire? All of a sudden my juices start flowing as soon as I put on my stocking, high heels, mini skirt and blouse. I honestly am lost for words when it comes to explaining why this happens. Maybe its something from my earlier years that triggers this. Is this normal as I'm beginning to feel like I'm different to others. I don't really feel I need to answer this because there are few of us on here that are normal and we don't follow conventional thinking. It's far too risky to ask me to dress as a slutty secretary because you end up being ravished by me!

Tuesday, June 6th 2017

Reasons To Love Big Boobs.

I'm just gonna throw this out there: big boobs rock. Yeah, they might give us back pain, and sometimes the catcalls get old. But they are also the most awesome things in creation. Anyway, we love boobs of all kinds, but today we are feeling the love for big boobs in particular. So without further ado, here are some reasons to love your big boobs.

1. Everyone loves them.
Straight men, gay men, straight women, lesbians. Boobs (especially big boobs) rock, and we can pretty much all agree on that.

2. They make the best pillows on the planet.
We can universally agree that there's nothing more awesome than laying your head down on a girl's lovelies. It doesn't matter if you're taking a nap, watching a movie, or just hanging out — boobs make the best cushions.

3. Cleavage, cleavage, cleavage!
This is a place where we have a huge leg up on our less well-endowed friends. Us bustier ladies might not be able to wear a shirt open to our belly buttons, but we make up for it with a fabulous display of perfect softness. And there's absolutely no need for a pushup bra. Score!

Wednesday, April 12th 2017

Why Women Love To Shop.

Everyone knows, of course, that women love to shop. Most men, it seems, shop only reluctantly and at the last minute. Women's shopping is often crudely explained as a "female drive." Women are linked to shopping in the same way that men are linked to sports. Often women's behavior is explained by something like the "shopping gene": men are the "hunters" (conquering stuff) and women are the "gatherers" (finding stuff). To hold up their end of the deal, men would spot their prey and go in for the kill quickly, getting out as soon as they could so that they could carry back their catch before dark. Remind you of anything? It's a bit like the smash-and-grab technique most men demonstrate today in clothing stores: guys tend to know what they want, zoom in on it, and buy it quickly. Women, on the other hand, would move from bush to bush, inspecting all of the different berries and fruits to make sure they chose the best ones to take back for their families. It's not too dissimilar to the way we tend to paw every item of clothing in a store before deciding that none of it is "quite right" and moving on to find the item that's the best quality or deal.

Saturday, March 25th 2017

Doing The Daily Chores In Style.

I was thinking how would it be to be like a real live princess and have all of the best things in life to entertain and please me as I went about my daily chores (not that a princess would have many chores). I would spend much of my time relaxing on the bed and having nice men come and massage my body and then be bathed in milk and honey in the bath so I tasted even sweeter than I already do. I would have a cinema in my home and would watch naughty movies all day long to give me ideas of play roles and different scenarios to play with my new friends who would come visit me in my castle mmm. White lingerie makes me feel so sexy for my new prince (maybe it could be you ;)). We would then spend time relaxing each other before we made love passionately all night long....and then another milk and honey bath together. I have many nice collections of lingerie but white makes me feel so pure and innocent...just like I am in real life.

Thursday, March 16th 2017

Heaven.

QUEEN Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity". The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in". Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"? "Sorry, Dolly says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are

Saturday, February 11th 2017

Lets Rock!

I love to party! My parties are wild! I can dance all day and night with so much energy I'm like a clock wound up fully on a 24 hour spring! Sexually I'm exactly the same too, boundless energy, genuine enthusiasm to please and be pleased and a love of life and living it in the fast lane! Partying can mean so many things and I think I do most of them but for me its more about the feelings inside and the happiness and spontaneity it brings. Who ever found someone interesting who has to plan their daily life every day down to every hour already mapped out knowing what they will do for today tomorrow and next week! Boring!!!! I never know what I will do because I live each day as it comes and I try live it in party mode with happiness and joy as much of the time as I possibly can. Lets get happy! Lets party together!

Tuesday, February 7th 2017

Bathing My Sins Away.

To some people this job we all do is a sin! I sometimes question the rights and wrongs of society's norms and values and wrestle with the puritanical views as opposed to the conforming views but in the end it always comes down to whether you feel good and whether you do good to others. I enjoy making people happy and I love great sex too but mostly I help give my closest relatives a better life as well as myself. So there are many other ways of earning money but when you come to a strange country you are very limited because of lack of jobs and also the language barrier in the early days. I think that's another reason why ladies decide to do this job because it's something we can do discreetly and with hours to fit around our often busy schedules. Much of my time with guys is about talking and listening to problems and giving advice, as well as being a real escort to functions, clubs and of course for domination and sex too. I look back over the last year and wish to thank you all who took time to come visit me and I wish you all a prosperous new year. Just for the puritans...I'm bathing my sins away in the water...do you like me now?

Tuesday, January 31st 2017

Genie.

A blonde who can't stand brunettes is walking in the forest when all of a sudden she sees a magic lamp on the ground. Thinking to herself, "It always works in the movies," and so proceeds to pick up and rub the lamp. A genie immediately emerges from the spout and says,"I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, all the brunettes in the world will receive double the amount you receive. Do you understand?" "Yes I understand," says the blonde, "And for my first wish, I want you to give me an incredibly handsome man." "Do you understand that all the brunettes in the world will receive 2 incredibly handsome men?" asks the genie. The blonde replies yes and so an incredibly handsome man pops up beside her. "For my second wish," says the pleased blond, "I want you to give me 1 million dollars." "Do you understand that all the brunettes in the world will receive 2 million dollars?" said the genie. The blonde replies yes and a large pile of money pops up on her other side. Growing even more excited the blonde says calmly, "Lastly - you see that stick over there? I want you to beat me half to death with it."

Tuesday, January 24th 2017

Heavenly Thoughts.

I am often asked if my photos are real and the answer is of course they are. It is definitely me in all my photos as I have that unmistakable look about me. If you see me walking down the street your head will automatically turn, as you admire my long toned legs and my gorgeous long glowing dark locks that are nearly down to my bottom. If hot brunette models turn you on, then you can't go far wrong with. Also if you love tight clothing and erotic lingerie, you may well just be around the corner from heaven!

Thursday, December 22nd 2016

My New Years List.

I've given a lot of thought to what I want for 2016 and here is a list that's not exclusive but but it is a good start:

1. I want a new Mercedes (my old one is tired now)
2. I need some new Agent Provocateur lingerie with slits in the breasts and pussy so I can expose my most intimate anatomy.
3. I am single right now but I'm hoping to meet Mr Right in 2016 and maybe give up work, settle down and have a housewife style of life (catch me now before that happens lol)
4. I need a present of membership to an exclusive Gym because over the Xmas break I intend to eat a lot of turkey and will probably end up looking like one too!
5. I want to join the Jehovah Witness cult and see how long I can withstand their brainwashing techniques which are almost as effective as Chinese water torture.
6. I need a hot relaxing holiday in the sun and lots of body therapy including daily relaxing massages.
7. I need to learn to relax more and am thinking of joining a monastery (once Ive been brainwashed by Jehova Witness) and there I will learn to sleep on a bed of nails and also how to become a snake charmer.
8. I want to travel in a hot air balloon to the outer reaches of space (Richard Branson could join me if he needed the company).
9. I need to learn to become more at peace with myself and to stop nagging men as much as I do now.
10. I simply will settle for good health, enough wealth and peaceful serenity in my life.

Tuesday, December 20th 2016

Keeping Up Appearances.

So why bother doing a selfie when I already have professional photos already? Well it's just to show you without retouching I am a normal freshed faces girl who enjoys being vain, posing in the camera or mirror and that I try to keep up my appearances even when not working. Next weekend I am off to a wedding reception of a friend. I can't wait to see her in her outfit as I helped chose her wedding dress. I'm really happy for her but at the same time a little sad as I know my best friend will be hitched and spending less time with her best girlie mate. i will be taking my camera to the wedding and of course I wil be taking some snaps too, so we can have a laugh and a cry in the future. It's time for me to go as my phone is calling. Have a good day x

Sunday, December 4th 2016

In Chains.

I love this photo as it shows my feminine warm body contrasted with a cold harsh chain that can be used for cruel and kinky pleasures. I loved it wrapped around me and feeling the cold bite into my soft skin. I'm not really into receiving pain or domination but I'm happy to give some lol. The world we live in is fill of opposites and contrasts. When I sit in the restaurant and people watch it's always interesting to see old with young, fat with thin, tall with short. It makes life interesting and never boring when differences like these can be readily viewed. They say "opposites attract! and I'm a bog believer in this because personally I would find it boring if my friends were all the same as me and besides that I like to open my horizons and have my boundaries pushed because life is about learning and loving. x