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Saturday, July 2nd 2022

Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch

I had an hour's booking this week with a lovely man who in response to the question I ask of everyone when they leave: Have you got everything? He replies with yes, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

I burst out laughing. I've never heard of this expression before and obviously never watched the film it came from. At the time, I was unaware of the film link; I just thought my client had made it up himself.

It was only when I mentioned it to one of my regulars yesterday he mentioned the film. I think I might watch it later on when I have some time. Like tonight, I was supposed to be going on a date but they cancelled with two hours notice. I'm not actually that bothered as I am supposed to be seeing someone else, but I use that term very loosely as I've not seen him for months.

And I wonder why I still think of myself as single. (Biggest eye roll coming on).

As Alice Deejay sang: Do You Think You're Better off Alone?

Yeah, I certainly do.

Thursday, June 23rd 2022

False Eyelashes

Well, I have always loved the natural look, but I didn't realise how hard it is to perfect. I envy women who can get false eyelashes to stick right onto their lash line. For me, I somehow manage to stick mine half way up my eyelid or even close to my eyebrows!

I bought some 'natural' looking lashes at the start of the year. It was a struggle to apply them at first, but after a while it got a little easier. And to the hide the gap between my lashline and the band of my false eyelash, I blended some eyeliner to my eyelid. Perfect, well almost.

I did have eyelash extentions a couple of years ago, but as the pandemic hit there was no one to see them. And they left me with dirty feeling eyes, like I couldn't clean around them properly. Every time I blinked it hurt, too. So I thought if I wanted the natural but dramatic look, I'd invest in the lashes which I could take off myself each day.

Every time I wear these lashes, I get complimented so they musn't look too bad. I always thought I'd end up looking like a drag queen with falsies, but so far so good.

Thursday, April 21st 2022

Belated Happy Easter

I hope everyone had a nice Easter. I had no rampant rabbits, but plenty of chocolate! In fact, I had so much chocolate I'll probably be eating it well into next month, too.

But one thing I've yet to experience is the rampant rabbit. I've never been into sex toys for use on myself. They might be fun, but I've always thought the real thing is better and as a dominatrix, I can always make my sub do far more things for me than the rabbit of any description can possibly do.

I've never found this so called G spot, either, so penetration is a bit of an anti-climax, pardon the pun. But one thing I do like very much is oral. So as long as I have enough of that I'm a very happy bunny indeed!

Wednesday, March 23rd 2022

Waxing ... Ouch!

I have never waxed in all my life, but as I was bored the other day, I thought I'd order some wax strips and give it a go.

I ordered the Veet wax strips as they seemed less messy than heating up a pot of wax and doing it that way and I was certainly glad I made that decision. If I ordered a pot, I probably would have got it all over the place. But these strips were easy to use and it didn't take as long as I thought.

But the pain! Oh my God. And it did nothing to excite me, either. Not that I was doing it for that reason and it didn't sting afterwards which is something, I suppose. All the guys whom I whip say they leave my place with lovely tingling bottoms which I guess is very nice for them.

I must admit I felt a bit sticky afterwards, though, and not in a good way. I think I used about four strips from the pack and that was definitely enough wax for what I needed. The pack included special wipes to remove the remaining wax, but I still felt like they didn't remove all of it.

But would I wax again? Absolutely. I just hope it's a while before I need to.

Tuesday, March 8th 2022

March is the New February ... Oh dear!

I was expecting a really quiet month last month, but surprisingly February turned out to be a good month. In all the six years I've been working, February is always the quietest month of the year.

So, over the last few years in February I've chosen to do the jobs around my house that have needed doing. But this year nothing needed doing, so I thought I may as well work it and I'm so very glad I did because March has been deader than a morgue!

I do have other incomes coming in so it's not a total disaster, but this is definitely my most social job out of them all. If I didn't do this then life would be much quieter. Not necessarily a bad thing, mind, but my social interactions would be limited.

Fortunately, I do have one project to be getting on with which hopefully won't cost a lot to do, but I definitely will need some help with it. So it's just a question of finding someone who can help me for free.

I am aware the cost of living is soaring for everyone, so maybe that's why it's quieter than usual. But all I can do is keep my fingers crossed and think positively.

I do have some advanced bookings this month, so again it's not all doom and gloom.

Sunday, February 27th 2022

Friends with Benefits ... Really?!

I have this lovely, funny friend who I've known a while. We've gradually got to know one another and for months and months and months, I thought he was single.

But I found out last year he had an on off girlfriend of nearly ten years. He kept that quiet and I wondered why, although he's never shown an interest in me that way.

And then last month, he told me he'd broken up with her. They'd had this massive row and he said he always feels like his feelings don't matter. And boy, can I sympathise there! In most of my relationships, I've felt that way a lot.

A couple of weeks passed and we messaged each other like usual. And then he pops that question ... the question that a lot of men must ask their female friends. He apologised straight away after and I told him not to worry.

But bless him. He has no idea why this idea doesn't appeal to me. He's about twenty years too late.

Thursday, January 27th 2022

Belated Happy New Year!

I know it's a bit late to say happy new year and all that, but January has been kind to me (mostly) and I have been busy and preoccupied with other matters.

One of my favourites came round this month to do some DIY. DIY is a never ending job let me tell you; there's always something that needs doing anyway. I am so lucky to have my slaves willing to do stuff for me as well, especially the things that are beyond my capabilities. I even have another favourite who sometimes just wants me to do whatever I like during the booking. And this is non work related! Whether that's just watching television, him cleaning out my kitchen cupboards or just chatting over coffee.

You can't get better than that!

If someone asked me back in high school what my dream job would be, I would never have said in a million years it would be this! But here I am, twenty something years later, living the dream!

I wish you all a good 2022.

Monday, December 6th 2021

My Date With Mr. Arse

Yes, you read the title right. I had the misfortune of meeting a man last month whom I ended up on a date with. (What was I thinking?!)

The night I met him started out innocently enough. I wasn't going out looking for a man to date; it just sort of happened! I only met him briefly as well before he gave me his number and I didn't think too much of it. But he seemed nice enough, so I made the mistake of texting him. I only expected a reply out of politeness to be honest, but I began to think something more when he texted me non stop for five hours.

I didn't hear from him at all then that weekend, but after all those texts I wasn't disappointed; I was certain I'd hear from him again. And sure enough we arranged to go out for a 'proper' date the following weekend.

I admit I was flattered. He seemed nice enough and was very charming in his texts leading up to our date. But that should have been a HUGE RED FLAG. The charm! He insisted he wanted to get to know me before things went any further and I had no reason to disbelieve him.

The date itself was okay. He may have moaned a bit too much about his ex for a first date, but that was nothing major. However, I did think it strange that all the women in his life he claimed were narcissists ... another red flag, perhaps. Especially as narcissism is a male dominated trait. Psychologists says it's as high as 80/20!

Anyway, the date went okay. He was polite and gentlemanly with somewhat tightly closed body language. I picked up on this straight away to be fair. I was relaxed with open body language, so I thought he may have copied me. But no.

I gave him a hug and a kiss when I left but when I got home his demeanor somewhat changed. He kept saying he thought I wasn't interested in him because I made no mention of sleeping with him ...

What???

I was baffled by what he initially said to me. And no man who I've ever been on a first date with before has said that. What a ridiculous thing to say!

Anyway, as the week progressed so did his attitude. Gone was the speech of 'getting to know me', this man just wanted sex ... for free, shock horror! If he was going to treat me like a prostitute then at least pay me!

You'd be forgiven if you thought this man was 20 with hormones raging. But all the men in their 20's whom I have ever met have all been far more respectful than this. This man is eleven years older than me and I'm in my 30's.

So once he realised I wasn't going to sleep with him he said delete me and move on. I think that was the best thing he's ever said to be fair.

And yes, he really is called Mr. Arse. Or arse is another name for his surname. That's as far as I can go in naming and shaming him. Pity really as the next lady who he manages to snare may not be as lucky as me.

Monday, November 8th 2021

When You Get Too Attached ...

... To your work shoes!!!

I've had these shoes for the full six years of my career and they are by far the best pair of smart shoes I've ever had. I bought them especially for this job from a retail outlet store and everything about them is just perfect. They have the right heel size, the right colour and a nice style about them.

I love them so much that it's been a real struggle to buy new ones. I will still wear my old ones for certain bookings as I can never throw them out. Even when they're battered and bruised which I admit is still a long way off, I still want to keep them. Maybe I should buy a little glass cabinet for them and store them like a delicate antique on a velvet cushion.

These shoes have so many memories attached to them. From the good, the bad, the ugly to the absolute hilarious times I've had whilst wearing them. And the good times certainly outweigh the bad which is the most important thing.

If these shoes could talk they'd write a bestseller I'm sure!

Monday, October 18th 2021

October... My Favourite Month of the Year

Although this month has been quieter than previous months, October is still my favourite month of the year for all sorts of reasons.

I'm a big winter fan, so I think October is the month where we finally see the weather change and the nights draw in. And that's the perfect excuse to sip hot chocolate under a nice cosy blanket with the fire on. One of my regulars (thanks, Romeo) bought me some hot chocolate over the summer and it was nice to try that, but I think you can't beat a cup of chocolatey warmth on cold, dark nights. However, having said all that, I don't think it's been that cold of yet. Just mild and wet.

I like Halloween which is also in October. I don't like it for trick or treating or anything like that or even dressing up, but I love the ghost stories that are synonymous with the event. I went on a ghost hunt at the start of the month which was amazing and I think I might have seen my first ghost, too! If it was paranormal then it wasn't anything like I expected it to be. It wasn't scary or frightening, it just looked like a normal person. A solid black silhouette that walked down the main room of the building!

I have another ghost event at the end of the month, so I'm looking forward to that and then I have a couple of ghostly things to look forward to next month.

I hope you're all having a nice month, too.

Friday, July 16th 2021

Mystery Man

I've known this man for around five years, or should I say I know of him. I've always thought he was nice but as he wore a wedding ring, I thought nothing more if it.

Until the start of the year when I heard he'd split from his wife. I knew I had nothing to lose if I asked him out on a casual basis (I think it was on a casual basis, that's how I wanted it to come across!) And he said yes, quite enthusiastically.

Nothing came of his answer though, so I thought nothing more of it. And then I bumped into him again a month later and he said he was still going to come round. You'd be forgiven if you thought I had brought it up again, but I did no such thing. By now, I thought he'd given a pretty clear indication of what his intentions were, so I didn't think there was much point of going over old ground again.

I did however text him the following week to try and arrange a date, so he said he could come round one night after work or on the weekend if I was free. Again, keeping it casual I said that's fine just let me know.

And as predicted I never heard from him again.

So never being one to chase I've managed to avoid him for the best part of four months. Which has been quite difficult considering he lives near me. But mercifully he doesn't seem to be aware of his surroundings half the time and on several occasions I've walked past him and he's been oblivious. So much so I've thought he's been trying to avoid me as well.

Until last week he walked past me in town and said hello. We had a ten minute chat and then he sent me a random text to say it was nice to see me. And then whilst out watching the football with friends I saw him again and we kissed. Quite a bit.

He says to his friends he doesn't want a relationship and that's fine by me! I just have to find a way of telling him that.

Sunday, March 28th 2021

Pastures New

Since this pandemic, I've been thinking of doing something different to go alongside this business. And after months of research on my chosen subject, I can proudly say I've managed to set up another career.

I'm not going to say what it is exactly, but I can run the two businesses alongside each other despite them being entirely different. I really am so pleased because the past year has enabled me to concentrate on doing something completely different, something in a field which I never thought I would do.

It's also been interesting to learn my new job and while I don't think I will ever give this up entirely it's nice to have something else to do.

Monday, February 15th 2021

Pancake Day

It's Pancake Day tomorrow and for some reason I am quite excited about it!

I never usually celebrate it or Valentines Day for that matter, but this year there is something different. It's probably due to lockdown and the fact I can't do much else! I always seem to forget about this particular day.

I'm not going to make my own. Oh no, that's far too much messing about and cleaning up afterwards. Instead, I am going to treat myself and order some in. They'll be much nicer anyway and I will be doing my bit helping out other businesses.

I don't have many takeaways as it is anyway. Maybe once a month if that. And during lockdown, I've not been tempted to have more even though a lot of people have increased their consumption.

I will probably have another takeaway for my birthday and that will be it until later on in the year.

So, whatever it is you'll be doing tomorrow enjoy your pancakes!

Tuesday, January 26th 2021

More DIY and Home Improvements

Last year, I managed to do some much needed decorating before the lockdown started and this year I am looking at improving my house once again.

I thought seeing as I'm not working, I may as well make the most of the quiet time by doing something productive. And as I haven't spent all of my furlough money what better way to spend my time doing things to my house. I've also got more hobbies than I had this time last year and a part time new venture that could bring some more income in.

I think that's what has kept me sane during these crazy times knowing I can do other things despite the lockdown madness. So many people have lost their jobs or are about to lose them, I think it will be a very long time before things even get back to being remotely normal.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that by next year the worst will have passed.