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Monday, November 2nd 2009

Snorway - Land of the Vikings

I went to Oslo over the weekend for one of those "city break" type things. Not my idea in choice of destination, but sometimes a little of the unknown is good for you. As you may know, from my previous blogs, I don't do cold weather. I'm a sun, sea and sand type girl, so stepping out of Oslo central airport on Thursday morning was like a slap in the face with a frozen cod! It was only 2c but it felt like -20c, and the air was as sharp and piercing as an X Factor contestant's voice.

Ok, so there's no point moaning about Scandanavian weather, we all know it's further north than good old Blighty. So let me tell you about the price of things there, example a Macdonalds meal costs the equivalent of £11 and a small bottle of coke £3! Yes it's not only fricking freezing but it's bloody pricey too. So what about the city atmosphere and nightlife, forgetting a pint will set you back about £8-£10? Oslo is as quiet as a New Forest Village in winter. There's no traffic, no crowds of shoppers, no weekend revellers, no car horns, no tourists, no nothing. I felt like I was walking around the aftermath of a sci-fi film where all human life is destroyed apart from a handful of Norwegian beggars.

That's another thing, I'm not one for dishing coins out to beggers in our cities, we all know they drive home in their Audi TT's after a successful day in the London underground. But in Norway, the beggars deserve money just for sitting on their backsides in subzero conditions for hours, probably giving themselves no end of rectal problems for the future.

So I'm not going to say the weekend was a total failure, as luckily things did liven up on Saturday evening, maybe because it was Halloween or maybe because it's the only night anyone can afford to go out on. But I don't think I shall be returning to Oslo in any great rush. Very disappointing really, whatever happened to the nation of beer loving Vikings that ripped our channels up in their longboats? Where are these horned helmet warriors' descendents? Did they all settle in the UK and become future football fans, and left all the sheep farmers and elk milkers at home?

Monday, July 27th 2009

Seems like an age...

It does seem like a long time since I have written a blog, I'm not sure where this year disappeared to actually. One minute it was Christmas and the next minute it's almost August!!

As you guys know I had a long break in July (nearly 3 weeks) and due to inclement weather I'm heading to Spain on the 4th of August. Only for a week though and I would usually be off that week anyway.

I'm actually blaming all this rain on my garden hose pipe. The day I bought it, it has poured down and hasn't stopped since. Where is this long hot summer we were promised? Was it just a lie created by the Government to get us all spending money on things like BBQ's and garden furniture? Who knows? But what I do know is this, I shall continue to write blogs about our very fickle British climate ;-))

Sunday, February 8th 2009

A Law Abiding Escort??

I have had lots of people emailing me lately asking for doubles and if I will be teaming up with anyone else now Caroline has retired.

Well unfortunately the answer is no guys, that's due to current prostitution laws, not personal reasons.

I read the recent "dodgy punters list" which is sent out monthly by my local working womens project. Vice are now clamping down on ladies that work as "doubles" or groups. So now I am working completely independently, as even sharing a flat with another working girl can be classed as a brothel.

So with current laws and proposed laws ,(read my blog below), the only way forward is for me to work solo in my own premises.

Well I was always told I was more than a handful ;-p

(picture: Hugh Grant wished he was more up to date on prostitution laws!)

Monday, January 26th 2009

Looking back on 2008

What a year 2008 was! There were many changes for me, some good some bad and some just plain needed.

The biggest change was my lovely friend Caroline retiring from escorting. I knew it was on the cards but it was sad when she eventually hung up her stockings and decided to go back to the 9 to 5. I would like to say that she is really well and enjoying getting back into a "normal" routine again.

After Caroline left I have met some new ladies and although I am not doing 2 girl bookings yet, I may do them in the future. I have considerably cut down the amount of bookings that I do a week and that is purely because I have been so busy in my personal life. But the good news is that I'm can be more flexible now so you may see me on the odd late evening ;-)

2009 looks to be dominated by the so called credit crunch, I'm not sure how that is affecting you guys? I haven't really noticed a change yet in this "industry", just January tailing off a bit slower as it usually does after Christmas. I'm feeling positive about 2009, I felt like I had a spring in my step as the New Year unfolded. I should add that I have even started working out a bit on my stepper, so that could account for the extra bounce!

Anyway, I wish you all the best for this year and I hope it's a positive and prosperous one for you all.

Mia xxx

Monday, December 15th 2008

Why I'm Loving The Cold Weather

I usually write blogs about how much I hate our UK climate and moan all summer about how crap the weather has been. However,when it gets to December I love it when it's freezing cold and Artic winds chill us all to the bone. Why the change of heart? You may ask yourself. Well if you know me, you will know I love boots, faux-fur, hats, gloves, boots and more boots.

Yes I give Imelda Marcos a run for her money, having dozens of pairs of shoes and boots doesn't stop me from buying more. High heels, flatties, leather, strappy, sexy, clumpy.... I just can't get enough.
My new photo-shoot stars one of my favourite pairs of high heel platforms. I've never worn them out the house, well to wear them down woud be criminal, they're are solely (excuse the pun) for the bedroom.

Stuck for ideas on what to buy the lady in your life for Christmas? You can't go wrong with a sexy pair of winter boots!!

Wednesday, November 19th 2008

Why the new prostitution Law proposal is good news

Good news for independent escorts like me any way! The new law would mean that men who pay for sex with "controlled for other persons gains" prostitutes, will face heavy fines and a criminal record. So that's bad news for pimps and escort "agencies".

I will always defend my choice of becoming an escort, as it is MY choice and no one elses. It's nice to see The Government targetting the right people for a change, as guys that carry on seeing independent sex workers have nothing to worry about.

Oh, did I mention paying for sex? How silly of me, my clients pay only for my time and companionship.....

Sunday, August 31st 2008

Frigging in the rigging?

The picture shows a recent bill board campaign in Portsmouth:

You have to wonder whether the people who designed this poster were secretly in on the joke? Or was it photographed in total innocence?

It's not just me that found this hilarious, one of my "regulars" sent it to me as I'm from the Portsmouth area. There was a whole article on a website, that I cannot name, about the errr dodgy advert for Portsmouth Historical Dockyard.

Well we know they want people to experience the feeling of being on board a warship back in Nelson's day, but was it necessary to show everything?

Tuesday, August 26th 2008

D is for Dunce

I love trawling through Adult Work profiles, some are amusing, some are shocking and some are just plain wrong.

Obviously I can't write down any of my favourites in this blog, the moderators clearly wouldn't allow that, but here's an example of some of the things that tickle me:

" HIGH CLASS, WELL EDUKATED, ENGLISH GLAMOR MODEL, LAP DANCER, SOFISCATED ESCORT...."

Ok high-class, educated? Do not send your children to the school she went to, unless you want them to become illiterate lap dancers!!

" I offer a full GFE but I do not kiss...."

What type of relationships have you been in?

" BAREBACK QUEEN, COME FUCK EVERY HOLE, I'M CLEAN AND I LOOK AFTER MYSELF, I GET TESTED EVERY MONTH "

Try telling those nasty little AIDS viruses.

" My hourly price includes everything.... £50 extra for filming and photography"

Please contact Trading Standards.

You get the idea don't you ;-)

Tuesday, April 15th 2008

Let me chastise you...

Well I'm getting more and more into the role play side of things ;-p

I have lots of new dom "Mias" to be tried out guys, including School Teacher Mia, that's Miss Starr to you and wicked Baby Sitter Mia (god if only your parents did leave you with this baby sitter when you were 15 lol).

I'm happy to try anything new, as long it doesn't involve anything too extreme on the pain side of things. I love mild domination and tie & tease but I don't enjoy inflicting pain. I'm sure there are ladies on this site that do lol.

Thursday, March 20th 2008

My New Hair Colour

I hope the pictures on my gallery show my new hair colour, it's slightly coppery but still the same length and style. It's hard to get good details with my camera, I am thinking of having another professional photo shoot done in the near future. I'll have to get Caroline in on the fun again so you horny guys can have a good look at our naughty antics!!

I also have my new "Caprice" underwear on in the picture and Mondo Pelle shoes ;-) Hmmm will I ever get bored of new shoes and sexy lingerie? I guess not ;-p

Thursday, March 13th 2008

Well that blew the cobwebs out!

I haven't posted a blog for a few weeks, so I think it's time I wrote something!!! Well, so you all know I'm still here, alive and kicking, if not slightly wind blown.

I've been meeting a few more new clients, which is great, and trying out more roleplay. I love my roleplay bookings and have been having fun as a very naughty nurse and a dominant school mistress. I think I need to get some pictures on my gallery, so you can see some of the things I've been getting up to!

Also my hairdresser very sweetly decided to change my blonde hair to a very different copper colour. It wasn't what I asked for but I'm actually quite pleased with the results. I started escorting as a brunette, then a blonde and now I'm a red head. Well variety is the spice of life ;-)

Oh and thanks for all the lovely presents, but please guys, I think I will have to put a ban on chocolates now! I'll be advertising myself as a BBW if I get any more lol. "Don't eat them" I hear you say, well if I don't then Caroline will and she won't be thankful either when we both end up signing up for weight watchers.

Anyway, see you all soon. I've had a few days off this month but I shall be back again on 17th March.

Look after yourselves

Mia xx

Saturday, December 15th 2007

Verification Pictures....

After writing the blog below about people scamming on adult sites and using other peoples' pictures without their consent, I decided I had better get my verification picture on quick.

Well it was fun trying to fit my whole body in and keep the writing non blurry, I also tried several poses but I think the one I chose was a bit cheeky and casual. At least you can see it's the real me, which is the whole point of having it done and I did try to keep the same background as some of my older pictures.

Come on girls, join me and get verified, only 14 of us doing it in this area at the moment.

Friday, December 14th 2007

Hampshire men who scam escorts!!

I am full of praise for my local working womens project as they work so hard to keep us safe and informed. Every month they send a newsletter with a comprehensive list of "dodgy punters" to help us keep safe and wheedle out the weirdos.

I have to say the end of 2007 has come up with some cracking scammers. I'll write out the basic details but won't include names, phone numbers etc. as A/W may censor the entire blog.

My first "dodgy" punter story from the newsletter is a man who visited an escorting pretending to be a policeman undercover?!? After his visit the escort reported him to the real police who subsequently found out he had knocked on her neighbour's door and told them he was an undercover police man and that there was a prostitute working next door. Thankfully the police take this sort of thing seriously even if the dodgy punter thought he wasn't. Why the guy was impersonating a police officer in the first place is beyond me? Maybe it's his fetish??

Second on my list of favourites is a guy who calls or arranges to see escorts claiming he has a limosine company. He talks business with the escort and offers to let the escort use his limos as part of a package he will be offering to men. The guy, when he arrives at the escort's house, then claims he has forgotten his wallet (not that old chestnut) and calls a "driver" to bring it over. During this time he will try to get a freebie and the "driver" and he exchange a few calls. This man stayed at one escorts house for 3 hours and she became quite intimidated by him as naturally the "driver" and wallet never showed up. During this time he suggested sex, oral and actually undid his flies and masturbated. Well I'm glad to say, he left in the end with nothing but the escort was left feeling very angry and upset.

My third scam story is a bit more pertinent to this site. It ocurred when an escort went to join an agency and the man who ran it took lots of pictures of her. She only received 1 or 2 bookings from the man and eventually went her own way. 1 year on, the escort is informed by one of her regulars that her pictures are in a private gallery on an escort related site. When the escort saw the pictures for herself she knew they were taken by this man as she had lost 2 stones since. She then informed the police who have taken the matter seriously, as making money on any website with pictures of someone else (without their permisson) is a crime.

So ladies, watch out for this type of scam, because not even we are safe from fraudsters and opportunists!! All these men were from Portsmouth/Southampton area.

(picture: Robert Maxwell sits and reads his copy of the dodgy punters list)

Saturday, October 13th 2007

Result!

Regarding my blog below, I have had a good response to this. The guys I have spoken to on the phone have booked me via Adultwork and everything went smoothly from there.

I'm still cautious with guys who can't book me through Adultwork for whatever reason. But I want to be able to give feedback on "messers" and hopefully help other girls to not accept bookings from them either.

In a nutshell, I do get booked up in advance quickly, so phoning me an hour before you want a booking isn't really ideal anyway. If you dont like the idea of A/W sending you emails, then create a new hotmail "punting" account and register with that.