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Saturday, December 2nd 2017

High Jinks On The High Roller

2nd December 17

So when Antony burst into my flat, screaming like a big fat faggot - which in fact he is, I wanted to grab him by his annoying throat and throttle him! ‘CARLAYOUWILLNEVGUESWHEAREGOVEGS’ he shouted loudly ‘Will you calm down and say it again’ I warned ‘I can’t understand a word you are saying you dick’!. He started again very loudly ‘CARLAYOUWILLNEVER GUESSWHEREWEREGOVEGASBABY!! ‘WHAT DID YOU SAY? I shouted back. He breathed very deeply ‘CARLA…..WE….ARE….GOING….TO LAS VEGAS!!! . NEXT WEEK!!’ ‘HOW?’ I asked suspiciously and then ‘Who is paying?’ ‘I AM BABY - I JUST WON 5 GRAND ON THE HORSES!!!’ Shouted Antony, still very excited. ‘FUCK’ I said, then ‘ANTONYWEAREGOINGLASVEGASBABYFUCKYES!!!!!’ I screamed.

And it was a week later we found ourselves sat on a 757 staring down at the amazing view of Vegas as our plane landed. ‘Fuck me’ we both intoned. Now I don’t know if any of you guys have even been to Blackpool or Brighton but Vegas is NOTHING like that…… Vegas is one unique amazing place that just craps on every other place. Great food, great shopping, great casinos…fantastic hotels and lots of great things to do. It was bound to be an adventure. As usual it was.

So we checked into the Luxor - what's not to like about stopping in a massive pyramid, and then explored our immediate surroundings. Huge and exhilarating - and I’m not talking about my huge rack of tits! I mean the casino floor, and not just in the Luxor but everywhere you go. Antony was in his element, ‘look Carla loads of poker, rows of roulette and banks and banks of slots. And look at all the girls, I bet half are hookers the way they are dressed’ he enthused. ‘It’s a gamblers dream’ he drooled. ‘Or nightmare if you lose’ I cautioned ‘so lets hope the slots are as loose as those girls look.’

As usual my caution was justified! Antony was like a pig in shit rushing about from table to table and engaging very loudly with anybody who would listen. I left him to it and decided to go down the strip and catch the great shops at Caesars Palace. It’s what a girl does. After a few hours I met up with Antony in Planet Hollywood it appeared lady luck had been kind…he was actually winning and had been invited to join a group of Americans in a game of poker in a suite at the hotel. ‘Come on time you had a gamble’ he said. ‘oh I don’t understand those bloody slots’ I protested. ’You will be fine they are idiot proof’ insisted Antony.

And for once he was actually right. The slots were idiot proof. You just put in your money and pressed play. That was it. An idiot could do it, even me! And amazingly I started to win….and win…and win. Not thousands I was only playing small stakes, but I just kept winning. So while I happily sat at the slots and Antony was upstairs playing cards, the world was good. I moved about the casino from machine to machine putting 10 dollars in a machine, winning and cashing out my winnings (on a ticket). I decided to count up. Wow! I had put in $50 - but my tickets were over $600! Me win $600 I never win anything!

I was just sat there smiling when a very pretty waitress walked up to my bank of machines and eloquently drawled ‘COOOCKTAILSS!’ any ‘COCKTAILS’. ‘Can I have a coke light please’ I asked ‘and how much is it’ ‘Oh its free madam, all drinks are complimentary of the casino’. Well I am from Yorkshire, so I chipped in ‘you couldn’t make that a gin and tonic please’ ‘of course madam’. So I was very happy 5 minutes later when the waitress appeared with my free G & T. I actually tipped her $2.

Now those of you that know me of old, will remember that no matter how much I try…I just cant hold my booze. Now I blame it on winning! I just kept on winning! And then ’COOOCKTAILS!’ would sound and ‘ANOTHER G & T PLEASE JANICE’ would be the response. Another tip $5 dollars now being the norm. Bloody hell that Janice must have been the best waitress in Vegas she was round every 20 minutes like clockwork. It did get very hot in the casino, hard work winning on the slots,

So apparently by the time Antony came down my blouse was very unbuttoned and low. ’Wow Carla that’s quite a front your putting up there’ breezed Antony ‘I really don’t…know what you mean’ I slurred. ‘Er look Carla you’re a bit squiffy lets go get some air’ suggested Antony. As we walked towards the door 3 men joined us ’these are my friends from upstairs’ said Antony ‘I have invited them back to the Luxor for a game in our room.’ ‘Oh OK’ I said still being very happy.

As we walked I noticed a huge wheel - a bit like the London eye - but even bigger!! ‘Oh Antony we must go on that the view must be stunning’ I blurted.’Bring your friends the more the merrier’. So ten minutes later the 5 of us were sat in like a cable car that was slowly ascending above the Vegas strip. ‘Wow’ I said ‘those views are stunning’. ‘Yes’ agreed Antony ‘Great for taking some naughty poses as a backdrop’ he came over to me and undid my blouse. ’You naughty boy’ I slurred still quite pissed.

Within seconds my bra was off and my skirt on the floor and my knickers nowhere in site. I stood swaying in my heels stockings and suspenders my tits gently swaying and my pussy feeling very moist. I posed for some snaps, Antony’s American friends were all staring at my naked body ‘go over guys and pose with her’ suggested Antony. Not suprisingly 2 minutes later they were all over me. Well one thing lead to another and within a few minutes I was bent over sucking a lovely hard cock while somebody fucked me hard from behind. ‘No rush guys’ offered Antony ‘it wont get round and back to the bottom for another 28 minutes’

So for 25 minutes I was fucked in every position all over the carriage until at last I laid naked on the floor, with 3 randy Americans all wanking over me and Antony sliding his cock in and out of my very wet pussy. In turn they all shot there load over my huge tits’ fantastic boobs Carla’ drawled one guy as another shot his load over my erect nipples. At that point Antony groaned ‘I’m coming honey’ and as he filled me up I gasped out a shuddering ‘FUCK YESSSSS!!!!’. The carriage was slowly approaching the disembarkation point and the 5 of us hastily poured on our clothes. The last button on my blouse was closed just as the door opened. ‘ I hope you all enjoyed your ride’ drawled the attendant ‘fuck yes’ I slurred still pissed and ‘great views yes?’ he drawled ‘FUCK YES’ echoed the 4 guys.

As we walked off as a group I looked at Antony ‘I may be a bit drunk, but I think you set me up for that!’ ‘Me?’ he said innocently at which point the Americans turned to go the other way ‘that’s us square now Ant’ called one. ‘I bloody knew it you bloody twat!’ I growled at Antony ‘I will get my own back you know’……..but that’s a story for another time…..

Friday, February 17th 2017

Tall Tales in Thai..2.....

15th February 2017

So guys hope you are all enjoying 2017. Well the last blog saw me enjoying the pleasures of Thailand, and as you may recall Antony had just arranged a special night out in town in Pattaya. And when I say special I mean special lol! ‘Come on you big titted slut’ drools Antony looking down at my enormous breasts as I’m sat round the pool, ‘get up and ready we are going to Walking Street’.
‘You can BUGGER OFF FAIRY FACE!!’ I scream…’If you think you are taking me WALKING in this heat!’ ‘NO YOU THICK SLAPPER!’ growled Antony ‘we are going to a famous street called Walking Street!’ he then added ‘you will LOVE it!’ Why will I love it BENDER BOY!’ I growled. Antony smirked at me in that superior way and replied ‘because its full of live music bars and lots of Go Go bars which are like mini lap dancing clubs and brothels’ ’Well why didn’t you say so first honey?’ I purred.

So there we were one lovely air conditioned taxi ride later, wandering down the amazing Walking Street. What’s amazing? Well it depends if you enjoy the brilliant atmosphere which buzzes down this street. Its just wall to wall bars and restaurants among which are dotted the infamous Go Go Bars. Most of the bars have live bands playing rock music which the Thais love and outside the Go Go Bars are usually 4/5 girls all scantily clad trying to drag the punters in. Add all the people handing out fliers for this bar or that restaurant or a nearby strip club, mixed in with food hawkers and the place is electric! A must for the adventurous that’s for sure.

Antony and I were in our element and after a few hours taking it all in - visiting lots of bars which we needed to - they all have air-con which we needed badly at times, we decided to take the plunge and dive into one of the Go Go Bars to see how it was all done. We entered and went downstairs - in this one paying no entry fee and were met by a wall of music and a huge island in the middle of the room crammed with Thai totty in various states of undress.
‘BLOODY HELL’ intoned Antony ‘PUSSY GALORE!’ and he was not joking. There must have been over 25 Thai girls dancing in various places throughout the club. Sat around the outside in a big oval were rows of guys. They were old and young, oriental and European or American - a complete mix but all there to see (and touch) the dancing Thai girls. The club was lovely and cool, just like our drinks, and the girls were red hot - just like Antony. ‘MY GOD’ he drooled ‘FANTASTIC’. And indeed they were.

The hot Thai girls were in various states of undress, some in school girl uniforms others in heels, bra and panties and some just in suspender belts nothing else. Most had notes pushed into their belts or pants, and guys regularly walked over fondled their breasts or even slipped fingers in their pussy’s and left a note. Around the club various girls were sat with guys at tables. Some were kissing, others being very forward - quite a few were sucking guys off or playing with them. In one corner 2 girls were naked on a table and were licking each other out, the more tips they got the more they licked.
Every now and again an older woman would approach guys and 5 minutes later they would disappear up some stairs with the girl they wanted. Wow this place was amazing and as we sat their listening to the music watching the girls play - it was about to get even better.

As I sat there in my quite tight top and jeans I noticed I was getting quite a few smiles and looks from the guys in the audience. It’s fair to say that Thai girls tend towards the small breasted - while I, as you may have noticed have giant melons! But it was not only the guys who were looking ‘hey Carla’ pointed Antony ‘have you seen all the girls looking and smiling at you?’ I looked up oat the stage and noticed that many of the dancing girls were huddling in 2s and 3s and pointing at me. So what's a girl to do? I just smiled back.

My smile seemed to set off a reaction, and suddenly 2 girls climbed down off the stage and came over to me. One was dressed in a school girls uniform, the other was naked but for heels and a suspender belt which was stashed with notes. As they crowded round me I heard Antony moan ‘fuck yes what a fantastic arse she has’ and he proceeded to stroke and pat the naked girls bum. She giggled and Antony pushed some notes in her belt, she giggled again and Antony took this as a sign. Suddenly he was kneeling down and his tongue was all over the girls pussy. ’MMMM FUCHK YETH’ he groaned and without stopping to take breath slipped more notes in her belt. The girl continued to giggle seemingly oblivious to Antony munching on her fanny.

Indeed she turned to look at my chest and asked ‘ar reel?’ and her friend said ‘very big yes’. I laughed and said ‘yes girls they are very big and real’ and then naked girl, who still had Antony’s tongue half way up her pussy suddenly held her hands out and squeezed both my tits! I just sat there in shock, so the other girl in the uniform also held her arms out and squeezed them as well. ‘VERY BIG REAL!’ they both almost shouted. Then before I had any chance to react they both lunged at me shouting ‘WE SEE’ and both grabbed my top and hoisted it over my head. My black bra was on but the boobies were straining to get out. ’Ok girls cool it’ I said and thinking in for a penny, I undid my bra and let my huge tits fall out.

The reaction from the girls was madness, they grabbed my naked boobs in their hands and stroked and squeezed and prodded them. Suddenly there was half a dozen girls crowding round all playing with my breasts, which now had huge bullet shaped nipples sticking out. ‘Come follow me’ said the naked girl pulling me off my seat. I felt my shoes removed and my jeans pulled off ‘we go dance you come’ said the school girl. In a whirl I found myself on the stage almost naked but for my black panties. Around me all the girls were dancing and I could see lots of men standing up cheering. Now not being shy, I began to enjoy it and cavorted around shaking my huge tits to the delight of the girls and the crowd.

Suddenly Antony who never misses a trick was up near the stage shouting ‘COME ON GUYS!! YOU HAVENT SEEN TITS LIKE THESE HERE BEFORE!!’ and then to me he said ‘bend down Carla let them feel your boobs’ and then ‘COME ON GUYS COME FEEL THEM - BRING YOUR CASH GUYS!’ Soon a crowd of guys were crowding round squeezing, groping and licking my huge nipples and tits. I could feel notes being pushed down my panties at an alarming rate ‘great boobs Ca-la’ and ‘nice titties’ they said as they played with my boobs. Then the naked girl grabbed my hand and pulled me off the stage and we climbed onto a table with 6 guys sat around it. ‘WE KISS AND PLAY’ she said to the guys and started snogging me like crazy. Antony appeared and cried ‘COME ON YOU RANDY BASTARDS GET SPUNKING OVER THESE TITS!’ Within minutes a crowd of guys all had their cocks out and were wanking like mad while me and the naked girl kissed and played lesbian. I even slid some fingers up her pussy, which became very wet.
Every few moments I could hear ‘FUCK YES!’ or ‘HERE IT COMES!’ as guys climaxed and shot their cum over my tits,or legs or her arse, just about anywhere really. Within minutes we were both covered in pints of hot sticky cum, and my panties were bulging with cash. Within 10 minutes nearly every guy who could had spunked his cum all over us. ‘Ok Ca-la’ said naked girl ‘we go shower now and get dressed’.

Fifteen minutes later I found myself sat clothed with a drink chatting to several of the girls who were on a break. Antony had temporarily disappeared. In front of me I had a stash of Thai money and because I had such a good laugh I decided to be nice. I called the madam over who looked after the girls. She spoke excellent English and after tipping her with a few notes said ‘please share this out with all the girls’ at which they all started squealing and laughing and shouting ‘FANK YOU CA-LA!’ and ‘YOU NICE LADY’ It was a good hour before Antony turned up. I was sat with the naked girl, but now she was dressed and her name was May, we had been chatting about the sex industry in Thailand and England.

‘Wow what a great night Carla’ said Antony ‘and because of my business sense we must have turned a tidy profit. Yes I bet we have paid for the holiday’ ‘Yes Antony there was a decent sum’ I agreed ‘which I have given to all the girls to share cos I have had such good fun here and they do work such long hours’. ‘YOU WHAT!’ shouted Antony ‘HALF OF THAT WAS MINE YOU BUSTY BITCH!!’ ‘Yes’ I purred ‘and the girls really appreciate it!’ at which they all started laughing.

‘Anyway you big sulk’ I asked ‘you disappeared ages ago, so what did you get up to?’ ‘Well Carla’ grinned Antony ‘that’s a story for another day………………..’

Thursday, October 13th 2016

Tall Tales in Thai......

13th October 16

Hi guys how are you all? As usual it’s been too long, but I am a very busy girl. I have been working very hard, so you know that also means lots of playtime. So there I was sat naked on my sofa with a huge vibrator throbbing up my very wet pussy ‘oh fuck yes ….I’m nearly cumming boys!’ I shout at the webcam…’Don’t stop Carla I’m nearly there too…..’shouts DirtyNed from the webcam……’MMmmmm fuck that’s good’ I scream at the Cam one of my hands is squeezing my tits, and the other is holding the vibrator in my pussy. ‘Squeeze those tits Carla!’ shouts DirtyNed. I can see him on my screen as we are in cam to cam, his big thick cock is in his hand and he is violently wanking off, ‘oh fuck Carla I’m nearly there’ he groans…and then ‘ohhhh shit’ he screams as his cock explodes and his cum shoots out of his cock and splatters all over his hairy chest…

At that exact time, my lounge door opens and my own personal pain, the one and only Antony (yes ex gay Antony – now very into women lol) bursts into the room looking very excited…’you are going to really love me….soooo much ‘he cries. He notices I am totally naked with one hand squeezing my tits and a vibrator up my pussy, so not to miss a trick he pulls his jeans and boxers off and leaps on me on the sofa. ‘COP FOR THIS YOU DIRTY BITCH’ he yells as he pushes the vibrator away and rams his hardening cock up my very wet pussy’fuck yessss!’ he shouts…..’fuck yessss’ I shout as his cock pumps back and forth very quickly up my pussy. Already close to orgasm through the vibrator it takes only seconds before I am yelling ‘DON’T STOP DON’T STOPPP!!’ and hit a huge orgasm, flooding my pussy and exploding over his cock….

‘Fuck yessss’ screams Antony and pulls his erect throbbing cock out of my dripping pussy and starts to wank it furiously up and down as I squeeze my huge tits together and purr ‘come on baby spunk over my huge tits!’ It takes no time at all and within seconds a hot sticky stream of spunk shoots out of his cock and sploshes all over my tits ‘Fuck yesss Carla’ screams Antony…’Fuck yes baby!!’ I shout……’Bloody hell marvellous!!’ shouts DirtyNed who is still in cam to cam and has been watching….’Bleep bleep bleep bleep’ goes the screen as other guys who have joined DirtyNed in group all type their own comments ‘great show’ ‘thanks guys’ and ‘what a small dick he has!’…’thanks guys glad you enjoyed’ I shout at the screen and very quickly log out.‘Fucking hell Carla, I didn’t realise you were on cam grins Antony’ to which I replied ‘ clearly not you dick brain’ and we both fall apart laughing. ‘Anyway’ I ask ‘what is all the big deal about, and why will I love you?’

‘Oh Antony I love you soooo much’ I drool as I look at the plane tickets in his hand. So it turns out Antony has had a nice little win on the horses and treats us both to a 2 week holiday in Thailand!! Thailand Yessss!!!! So after 2 flights and ages on a bus and then a cab we end up at out rented villa – a wonderful air- conditioned palace with a lovely cool swimming pool. For once Antony has done well. He has rented the villa in Pattaya from his cousin Steve who has lived there for 10 years. So the next morning I find myself in my bikini lying on a sunbed near the pool. I am lapping up the considerable heat trying to top up my tan. ‘I see you are going for the white-bits look then Carla’ says Antony ‘I’m going out to meet Steve and arrange a trip out tonight. It’s very quiet and sheltered here Carla – so why not go topless nobody will see you.’ ’Any excuse to see my tits you perv – go on bugger off and leave me to my sunbathing.’

After an hour or so the bikini top is off, quickly followed by the pants. I am soaking up the sun and it’s so hot. I decide I need a dip so off the sunbed and into the pool. It was lovely, so warm yet very cooling. There is something very naughty about swimming naked in a pool, and I was loving it. It was very quiet so when I heard the gate open I thought ‘What the fuck is Antony back already?’ I then heard 2 voices talking in what I guess was Thai. They were getting closer and I started to panic ‘SHIT’ I thought. After all I was naked in the pool, and not expecting company! As I tread water in the deep end, two Thai guys walked around the corner and stopped dead. ‘Err hello’ I said as normally as I could. They were both in blue overalls and they clearly were not expecting a naked woman to be in the pool. ‘Who you?’ asked one and I said ‘Carla I am a friend of Steve ‘I replied. ‘Ah yes Mr Steve we come clean pool’ said the other. ‘Ok guys can you please pass me the towel and I will get out’ I asked.
Nothing happened. They just stood smiling and staring at my huge breasts which were bobbing about on the top of the water like a giant pair of melons! ‘Towel please guys’ I did not know their names but decided to call them ‘Ying and Yang’. ‘OY YING AND YANG’ I said loudly ‘PASS THE BLOODY TOWEL.’ Again they just grinned and continued to stare at me. I noticed movements in both their shorts, Mr Penis was waking up. ‘OH BUGGER’ I said and not being entirely shy in these situations, I moved to the steps and got out of the pool.

My towel was on the sunbed, and they were stood next to it, so I had no choice but to walk the full length of the pool naked to get my towel. Their grins got wider as I approached and the bulges in their pants got bigger. They stared at my huge tits and my shaved pussy. At this point I started to feel quite horny and my nipple hardened like bullets as I approached.
Suddenly Ying, or was it Yang said ‘HUGE TITS MISS CARLA’ and they both started clapping. Clearly they were not used to seeing naked white women with huge tits (Thai girls being very petite and small generally). ‘OK YING’ I said ‘COP A FEEL THEN’ and I grabbed his hand and placed it on my huge left tit ‘AND YOU YANG’ and before I could grab his hand it was already squeezing my right breast. Glancing down I could see both had raging erections in their pants, and my pussy got very wet as they started to play with my very hard nipples. Ying, or was it Yang, then got very naughty and I felt his fingers slide into my pussy, which was now dripping. Then Yang’s or was it Ying’s fingers also slipped in and they both started finger fucking me very violently. Suddenly their hands are off my tits, and they are both sucking and biting my huge erect nipples. ‘FUCK YES BOYS’ I scream. My pussy is now throbbing and I scream ‘SHITTT!!!!’ as I orgasm and my pussy floods with cum. The boys release my nipples and start to lick their fingers. ‘We clean pool now’ said Ying…or was it Yang…. and they start to walk away.

Now I’m a reasonable girl, I’ve just had a screaming orgasm so it’s only fair…..I lay down on my sunbed on my back and shout ‘YING, YANG COCKS OUT AND OVER HERE!’ Clearly their understanding of English has vastly improved in the last 10 minutes and within seconds they are stood either side of me. I’m naked on the sunbed, a long thin cock (let’s call it Ying) is on my right, and a small but fat cock (let’s call it Yang) is on my left. After a few long mouthfuls of sucking just to get them hard, I am soon wanking them off good and hard ‘oh fuckkkk!!’ says both Ying and Yang in unison ‘DON’T STOP MISS CARLA’ so I don’t. A few minutes later I can see the boys are about to explode so I stick my huge tits out and aim their throbbing cocks at each nipple. ‘FUCKKK YESSS’ they both scream as their cocks explode and their hot sticky cum shoots out. ’BULLSEYE’ I shout as Ying and Yang cum splashes out all over my huge tits.
Their hands suddenly appear and they rub their spunk all over my tits. ’Well…it’s not sun cream but it will do!’ I laugh and then I jump straight into the pool – soaking both guys ‘thought you needed cooling off boys’ I purr ‘so NOW you can clean the pool!’

A couple of hours later I am laid topless on my sunbed reading my kindle. I hear the gate and shortly after Antony strides round the corner ‘enjoying your sunbathing hon’ he asks. At that point the 2 pool guys come round the other corner to head for the gate ‘we go now Miss Carla all finished’. They stop at the sunbed and both bend down, each take a nipple in their mouths and suck really hard. My nipples turn into lethal bullets, and then they stop and head for the gate ‘bye Miss Carla’ they chant in unison ‘bye Ying and Yang’ I coo. Antony stares at their grins, then my grin and finally at my huge erect nipples ‘what the fuck was all THAT about’ he asks very puzzled. ‘Well Antony’ I reply….’that’s a story for another day’……………….

Saturday, October 17th 2015

A TIME TO SHARE IN SPAIN!

17th October 2015

Hi there boys I hope you are all keeping well! Sorry it’s been a while since my last instalment but things have got....shall we say..... complicated! As you may remember from my last blog I revealed that ‘Gay’ Antony was not....well....not just gay. It transpires he is actually bi-sexual! I KNOW!! Who would bloody credit it!? I never saw that one coming – although I have actually seen HIM coming quite a lot lately! YES...I have to admit that me and ‘ex gay’ Antony are now formally established as FUCK BUDDIES!!!
‘WHAT THE FUCK!!!’ I hear you cry. Indeed ‘WHAT THE FUCK!!!’ I cry back. Well this sort of came around because my B/F works away for months on end – and a girl needs a regular cock to cling to at night. Also Antony has been with me years and we know each other very well. Plus he IS a great shag!

So we have agreed terms – we are official fuck pals – and –outside of work – his cock is mine exclusively – and my pussy is the ONLY place his cock goes! So for now he is being straight (although he still looks at both women and men lol). Apart from that nothing else has changed...he is still the most annoying twat in the world and he drives me to insanity! He still continues to take advantage of my good nature. Annoying little ex gay twat!

So Antony comes rushing into the flat in Dewsbury – catching me naked on the sofa with a toy up my wet pussy ‘Come on you slapper get packed its Viva Espana time!’ ‘What are you talking about idiot?’ I ask totally forgetting I was in the middle of a CAM show ‘No it’s for real Carla – we are off for a week AND I AM PAYING!!’ ‘ARE YOU PISSED AGAIN?’ I scream at him. ‘HELLO ARE YOU THERE CARLA?’ says a puzzled voice from the CAM show. I glance at the screen and glimpse a confused looking punter ‘SHIT’ I scream at the computer having totally forgotten about the cam guy. ‘OH YES PLEASE CARLA’ says the guy on cam. I think he thinks I am going to shit live on cam, luckily Antony saves the day and pushes me back onto the sofa. He lifts my legs open and pushes his hard cock up my pussy ‘OH FUCK’ I moan. ‘OH YES’ shouts the guy on cam. Antony pounds away at my dripping pussy, on screen I see the cam guy wanking for all he is worth. I explode into an orgasm ‘FUCKKKK YESSS!!!’ I scream. Antony shoots his hot sticky cum up my throbbing pussy, and I glance at the screen and see cam guy shoot his load – all over his own face! ‘FUCK YES’ we all 3 chant in unison.
Antony pulls away and his spunk drips out of my pussy onto my leg. The cam guy shouts ‘FUCKING GREAT SHOW CARLA’ tips me £20 and logs off. I manage to glance at the screen before he leaves and catch a vision of the cam guy with spunk dripping off his white beard – he lucks like a perverted Santa! Antony proceeds to tell me about the fantastic, very expensive, £1400 for the week, 5 Star resort complex he has booked for us in Fuengirola, Spain.

Two days later at 9am we are checking in to our beautiful 5 star town house with its own gardens, a lovely pool and a Jacuzzi on the balcony. Sheer luxury! Antony has finally come through and as they say ‘the boy done well’ at last. After all the scams he has pulled and all the money he has made out of me, he has finally forked out a fortune on this holiday! Bliss in the sun. I was so happy. What a silly girl I am! ‘Err Carla’ mutters Antony ‘there is one small thing I forgot to mention’. ‘Yes honey’ I purr, ‘Well’ he continues ‘we do have to attend a presentation this morning at 10am’. ‘And’ he continues ‘you have to say we are a couple and live together, as partners’. I stare at him and coolly ask ‘what presentation and why partners?’ ‘Well’ he continues ‘they are going to try and sell us a Timeshare apartment, it’s a condition of staying here.’

So an hour later, a rather hot looking middle aged woman arrives at our apartment ‘Hello Carla & Antony’ she purrs ‘my name is Hanah are you ready to be impressed?’ Looking at Antony licking his lips I can see he is already impressed! And looking at Hanah looking at my huge tits, I could see she was very impressed too. She clearly was at least bisexual and gave me the eye in no uncertain way!
Indeed the properties she took us round were spectacular to say the least but naturally we had no intention of buying anything. Almost as spectacular was Hanah’s cleavage and short skirt – which showed off a pair of stunning tanned legs. Antony was glued to her every word. After an hour I was bored almost to sleep. He was also glued to her cleavage and legs! In fact it became clear he was mesmerised as when Hanah asked ‘Can you see yourself the proud owner of this villa?’ Antony’s reply was ‘Yes Hanah’. And then ‘so you like the property then and think it affordable?’ – ‘yes Hanah’ he drooled. Before I could stir myself into action she continued with ‘so you will sign up now for the right deal?’ Antony replied dreamily ‘Anything you say Hanah.’ ‘Ok guys I will get my manager John over to do the paperwork’ purred a happy Hanah.

‘WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT!!! MORON!!’ I whispered very loudly whilst kicking Antony on the shin. ‘OUCH WHAT THE FUCK’ screeched Antony ‘Why did you do that?’ ‘YOU BLOODY FOOL’ I snarled ‘you just said we were buying it!’ ‘DID I?’ queried Antony in a high pitched voice ‘I wasn’t bloody listening – just looking at her great body!’ ‘Look you fool you had better bloody back track and stop this happening!’ I whispered urgently as Hanah and her boss approached.

It was a very long morning that turned into an even longer afternoon. A succession of suited sales managers and deal brokers came over to us in waves – trying to find our perfect deal – spurred on by Hanah and John who were convinced we wanted to buy it and were just playing hard to get. She finally began to get the message when I finally cracked and snarled ‘there is NO FUCKING WAY me and my DIPSHIT partner are buying this bloody Villa!’ Now clearly by this point she had convinced her bosses that we WERE buyers, so her credibility factor would drop like a tarts knickers if we didn’t buy it! She stared at me in a strange way then leaned over and whispered something to Antony. He went as white as a ghost, and looked like a mad rabbit caught in headlights. He was clearly having an internal battle, and then he nodded and leaned back and whispered something to Hanah. ‘What’s going on you two?’ I asked suspiciously. ‘Nothing Carla’ they both replied. ‘Ok you can leave now, I understand it was me getting the wrong end of the stick’ drooled Hanah and then winked at me and ushered us out.

How very odd, I thought as we walked back to our house to resume my sunbathing, naked sunbathing of course. I had a lounger already outside in the back garden, and was very surprised when Antony placed another beside me as he is not a sun bed sort of guy. So there I was laid naked on my back with more oil than a Scottish chip shop, immersed in the gloriously hot late afternoon sun, when I heard the gate below our house open and heard footsteps coming up the stairs to our back garden. I sat up and was greeted by the sight of Hanah strolling towards me in killer 6 inch white heels and a very tiny white bikini. I must admit she looked as the Spanish would say ‘Scorchio!!’’Hi guys’ she drooled whilst staring at me naked on the lounger ‘Antony kindly invited me over to catch some sun and have a drink.’

I glanced at Antony and was drawn to the very large bulge now moving about inside his shorts ‘manners Antony go get me and Hanah a drink please’ I purred dangerously. Hanah smiled at me and as quick as a flash she removed her bra, heels and pants and stood naked before me ‘you don’t mind my naked body Carla do you?’ she drooled. ‘In fact looking at your huge hard nipples’ she continued ‘I’m sure you like it very much’. I must admit rarely do women do it for me, but her figure was perfect damn it and her brown olive skin was flawless. Her pussy was completely shaved and I got wet just looking at her. Antony returned with drinks, and when he saw Hanah’s superb naked body his bulge almost burst out of his shorts. ‘Well’ smiled Hanah eyeing us both up ‘I can see you three are very pleased to see me!’

She lay on her back on the lounger and turned her head to me ‘here’s what’s going to happen Carla’ she said quite scarily, ‘you are going to get your big arse of that lounger and come here and spoil every inch of me BITCH!’ Well to say I was shocked by her tone would have been understating it. I got up and was considering a suitably nasty response when Antony chipped up ‘Yes Carla give Hanah the full service honey just like I agreed earlier on, I told her you would spoil her!’ and he glared at me as if to say ‘please just go along with it’.
Ok then what’s your problem I hear you cry, there is a very scorchio naked woman begging for it – what are you waiting for? ‘Why the fuck not’ I murmured and so began a very hot session. I started at the bottom and kissed and sucked her perfect toes for at least 15 minutes. She loved every second and moaned and squealed very noisily whilst opening her legs and fingering her pussy with her long elegant fingers. I could see she was very wet so I slowly moved up her left leg kissing and licking and stroking as I went. After a few minutes I was licking the inside of her thigh, just inches away from her perfect and dripping cunt. I slowly inserted the tip of my tongue inside her pussy near her clit ‘NO! Not yet’ she screamed so I moved onto her right thigh and after a few minutes was back to sucking and licking her very pretty feet.

Hanah was writhing in pleasure now and gasped ‘Cock!! I need a cock now!!’ I glanced at Antony who was already naked, his hand stroking his bulging and throbbing cock. I nodded at him and he replaced me at the lounger. Antony pulled a condom over his throbbing cock and slowly inserted it deep into Hanah’s wet pussy. He was soon fucking her for all he was worth, his bare arse rising and falling in an unstoppable grind. Hanah was screaming now ‘OH MY GOD DONT STOP!! DONT FUCKING STOP!! Suddenly her hand yanked his cock out of her pussy and she pulled the condom off ‘NOW WANK OVER MY PUSSY!!’ she screamed and Antony duly obliged. He tugged his throbbing cock a few times and then shouted ‘FUCK FUCK YES!!!’ as a thick hot stream of sticky cum shot out of his cock and pumped all over Hanah’s dripping wet pussy.
As Antony finished spunking Hanah pushed him aside and growled at me ‘NOW YOU CAN CLEAN UP MY CUNT YOU BITCH!!’ I needed no second invitation and squatted over Hanah as my tongue licked over her pussy and clit, cleaning away the hot salty cum. Hanah moaned and squealed and writhed on the lounger screaming ‘OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ‘over and over again. Whilst my arse was stuck in the air I felt Antony’s fingers slip deep inside my very wet tingling pussy ‘OH FUCK YES’ I purred.

My tongue licked mercilessly at Hanah’s clit and my fingers thrust deep into her cunt. She was shaking and groaning and shouted ‘STOP YOU BITCH I CAN’T BEAR IT!!’ At the same time Antony’s fingers were thrusting rhythmically over my clit and I was breathing so heavy and was also close to orgasm. ‘STOP STOP PLEASE’ wailed Hanah who was shaking as multiple orgasms made her whole pussy throb wildly ‘DON’T FUCKING STOP’ I managed to scream at Antony, who continued to rub my clit and pussy for all he was worth. Something had to give as Hanah was virtually exploding and I was about to detonate. ‘FUCKKKK YESSSSS’ screamed Hanah and I in chorus as I orgasmed intensely and Hanah squirted a good half a pint of her cum straight into my mouth and over my face. ‘FUCK!!!’ we all 3 said in unison as we all lay sprawled over the lounger exhausted and panting. ‘Fuck me Carla I have never squirted before that was awesome I’m still throbbing now’ panted a very scorchio looking Hanah. My pussy was also in shock and I had the sweet taste of Hanah’s cum in my mouth MMMmmmm.... ‘Don’t mention it darling’ I purred.

‘Don’t worry guys’ said Hanah laughing, ‘I certainly won’t sign a transfer form after this’ you can stay here all week for me as long as you invite me back tomorrow for dirty seconds!’ Hanah glanced at my puzzled face, and Antony looked worried ‘Didn’t he explain’ she asked me, and when I shook my head she went on to fill me in. Apparently couples who came on these £50 special deals for the week had to attend a Timeshare presentation. Generally if the couple were difficult and did not buy – they could be transferred out of the 5 star luxury house into a 2/3 star chalet in the cheap end of the resort- all ‘chavs and cockroaches’ as she put it. This was what Hanah whispered to Antony as a threat unless he could get me to have sex with her.

‘Wait a minute’ I snarled ‘Antony told me the accommodation had cost him £1400 for the week and you’re saying he paid £50 the lying twat!’ Antony shrugged his shoulders and said ‘oh well no harm done all’s well that ends well, at least we get to stay in the 5 star luxury eh.’ Hanah looked at me with pity ‘well I wouldn’t go as far as saying that yet’ and explained that her boss John had told his boss we were nailed on buyers. John was left with an egg sandwich on his face and was coming over tomorrow to discuss transfer forms! ‘I am on your side now guys’ she sighed ‘but he is very miffed with you’.

I could see my holiday imploding, Antony could see on my face I was close to exploding, still naked he turned for the nearest exit and ran, towards the back steps. My first throw was close as a bottle of sun cream smashed on the wall close to his head ‘COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING CHEAP EX GAY LYING TWAT!!’ I screamed as I set off in pursuit also stark naked with my huge 36gg tits swaying madly from side to side ‘RUN LITTLE RABBIT YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE! YOU TWAT! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU WHEN I CATCH YOU!!’ I yelled...........................................but that’s a story for another time.............

Tuesday, February 3rd 2015

Carry On Cruising (Oooh err missus....)

3rd February 2015

Hello West Yorkshire – I’m back!

I hope you all had a very festive season, and I hope this year brings you all that you want. I know........I know – I have not blogged for ages and I am so sorry guys! But as some of you may know, last year was hectic and very complicated. I mean I moved location – from Dewsbury back to Scarborough – where I had moved from the year before. And then due to unforeseen personal circumstances I needed to be back in West Yorkshire – and ended up back in sunny Dewsbury! No wonder you all got confused – I didn’t know if I was coming or going (well actually there was a lot more ‘coming’ thank goodness!)

On top of the hassle of moving I also missed nearly 3 months off with health problems – a really bad flu that wiped me out and a ‘delicate’ medical issue that needed resolving. I had developed an irritating growth that had to be surgically removed – yes you guessed it, I had an operation to get that useless lump gay Antony removed – but it was a failure and the useless twat is still with me! Lol.

Oh I do apologise – I forgot – after our last adventure it transpired that Antony was not as’ fussy about pussy’ as he used to be!! He is now bisexual Antony and gets what he can, where he can, off whoever he can. He swings in more directions than my huge tits do if run naked in heels – something that happens quite often strangely! Yes he is now ‘a cuntry boy’ but in the words of the gay Ornithologist ‘he still likes a Cockatoo’ (Oooo....err pay attention missus or you’ll miss something!).

Anyway last year has slipped away, thank goodness, and I am now fighting fit and feeling randy – a bit like the Marines really! So just before 2014 thankfully expired (ex gay) bi –Antony – who shall in future be referred to as ‘twat’ or ‘slapper’ or ‘irritating wanker’ – or just ‘confused Antony’ (confused is an understatement – he’s like the indecisive snooker player – yes we know.......he can’t decide to go for the brown or the pink!!), well he rushed into my new pad in Dewsbury and shouted ‘ Carla get that vibrator out of your fanny and pack a bag – we are off on a mini break!!!’

I was sat naked on the sofa at the time, my legs wide apart and my favourite toy half way up my fanny with my huge tits swaying about frantically to the rhythm. Firstly I thought ‘how the fuck did he know I was playing with my very wet pussy? What are the chances? Err well yes I am a very horny bitch so the chances were very good! Antony charged into the lounge saw my dripping pussy and huge tits and – in the spirit of sexual experimentation pulled out his stiffening cock and pushed it into my gaping mouth. And secondly I thought ‘mini break’ - the only mini break I wanted was to snap his bloody prick!

However as I had not been working for ages I realised how much I missed cock. So I sucked hard and deep on Antony’s now bulging and throbbing cock. Soon his cock was stiff and solid ‘fuck yes’ he cried ‘carry on bitch DON’T STOP’!! Now it’s fair to say I love sucking on a juicy bulging cock as much as the next girl and love it when they explode, shooting their hot sticky cum all over my huge tits. But I had not had shag for weeks – and I could not help but sort out my own needs. I grabbed Antony’s throbbing cock and pulled it out of my mouth and pulled quite forcibly downwards ‘what the fuck crazy bitch!!?’ screamed Antony who dropped onto his knees in front of me on the sofa.

Well as luck would have it, I already had my legs wide open and with all the cunning and dexterity of a desperate sex crazed nympho I pulled the vibrator out of my warm wet dripping pussy with one hand, and pushed Antony’s bulging cock into my cunt with the other. ‘Fuck me faggot boy’ I screamed and rather to my surprise Antony thrust deep and hard and very enthusiastically ‘Screw you slapper!!’ he cried. ‘Keep going bitch boy’ I screamed as I felt an orgasm brewing ‘don’t fucking stop!!!!’ Antony thrust even deeper panting in frenzy and visibly tiring ‘DON’T STOP NOW YOU BLOODY NANCY!! I screamed. ‘EX NANCY!’ he screamed back
I sensed my orgasm about to explode and with great timing I pulled Antony’s trembling cock out of my pussy and screamed ‘YES....YES.....YES....YES.... YESSSSS!!! YESSSSSSS!!! as my pussy exploded in a massive multiple orgasm. At that same moment Antony’s cock exploded and several jets of hot sticky cum pumped out all over my stomach and my huge wobbling tits ‘Fuck you bitch!!!’ cried Antony as his man juice pumped out like a crazed fire hydrant. ‘Fuck Yes!’ I breathed heavily ‘oh by the way fag boy’ I asked ‘where’s the mini break to?’ ‘To Amsterdam and Bruges’ gasped Antony ‘Oh Yes!!’ I replied breathless.

It got even better when Antony informed me were not flying – but taking a cruise ship to the continent. I love ships as you all know, the romance of the ocean, the sea breeze blowing over your face, the low rumbling vibration of the engines and most of all – the bulging cocks of men in uniform! So suddenly there we were in sunny Southampton (NOT!) boarding a lovely white boat-thingy-ship thing –whatever! Anyway it fit the bill and was covered in lots of sexy guys in white uniforms – sorry just pausing to wipe the drool of the keyboard! Now as you may remember I had visited Amsterdam before (see blog ‘Not Flat In Amsterdam Nov 2011) but couldn’t really remember as Antony got me stoned. This time I was going to enjoy it – a trip round the city on a canal boat, a visit to Anne Franks house, a tour of galleries and museums – and then of course an expedition down the red light district hopefully to partake in a sexual adventure and get proper shagged!

Well that was my plan – and Antony seemed keen on it as well. Well we all know about making plans and mice don’t we? You guessed it - the bloody mouse fell overboard! We had cruised all night and most of the day when the Captain announced that due to bad weather we could not dock at Amsterdam at all – and would have to divert to Rotterdam! ‘Bloody Rotterdam’ I howled in disappointment ‘what’s in bloody Rotterdam?’ Well let me tell you what’s in bloody Rotterdam - NOTHING!! Unless you like fast food and 1970s shopping malls! We did venture ashore for a couple of hours ‘the Luftwaffe bombed half of it during the war’ mused Antony as we trudged round a sausage market (but not the kind of sausages I was after!). ‘Really’ I said ‘it’s a pity they don’t come back and flatten the other half’. Ok ok – it’s not that bad – but I was gutted and Rotterdam isn’t Amsterdam – it’s Rotterdam! (the name gives it away). Mostly I was gutted about missing the red light area and all its possibilities.

So we are back on board and Belgium bound. ‘Come on Carla get your glam on and let’s go pull’ suggests Antony. I decide to dress up (or down whichever way you look at it!) and get the puppies out on show – tight red dress, no bra and tits squeezed in just, and hot red heels (yes THE red 6 inch heels). Antony escorts me to a bar – which clearly has quite a few guys in it – off duty officers perhaps? I stagger to a bar table like a crazed drunk – I am tea-total but the heels are NOT for walking in! Once seated and suitably on show I notice quite a few guys staring across at me. My nipples are barely covered and my bust is in general –‘busting out all over’ so it’s not long before they are swarming like bees to honey. Soon I have a crowd of guys all trying to buy me drinks – or just get a better look at my tits! Well I like that anyway and notice quite a few bulges in the trouser department. Antony saunters over with a very good lucking guy who is an off duty crew member. ‘Your boredom ends’ he says ‘I have a job for you – and no it’s not sex’. He explains that the crewman ‘Danny’ is a keen photographer and is willing to pay for a photo shoot now – in the crew lounge on the crew deck. I decide why the hell not and I teeter and totter down to the crews quarter with hot Danny.

The crews lounge is quite big – but very quiet –apart from 3 or 4 guys drinking at a bar it’s almost empty. Danny escorts me to a stool and starts clicking away with his camera. ’Tits out please’ he asks and I hear a murmur from the bar as the 36GGs are squeezed out of my red dress and hang there swaying gently. Within 5 minutes the bar is packed with crew from all over the ship – word has clearly got out. I love putting on a show so I slowly pushed down my red dress sliding it off over my red shoes and sat naked on the stool. Yes as usual no knickers! ‘Danny’ clicked away like a lunatic and encouraged me to ‘open wide and smile please’. My pussy gaped open and to help the mood I slowly rubbed my cunt with my hand causing tingles all over. I noticed bulging trousers everywhere and as is inevitable cocks began to arrive in sweaty palms and stiffened and bulged.

I was so horny it was untrue. My fanny was wet and hot and I was wandering what would happen next when Antony’s voice urged ‘over here on the pool table’. Two guys slid their arms under my bare arse cheeks and lifted me across to the pool table where they placed me with my legs open with me sat up and dangling over the edge. ‘Right cash out you guys come on six at a time’. As usual Antony was business all the way. The crewman – stewards and barman and waiters from India and officers mainly from Europe came over in groups of six and proceeded to kiss and fondle my tits. The occasional fingers slid into my soaking wet pussy, and cocks everywhere were pulled hard and fast. I love cock so I sped up the process with a cock to wank in each hand and one in my mouth that I sucked like a demented Dyson!

It did not take long and soon my huge tits were covered in thick hot spunk, as cocks exploded everywhere. I was desperate to cum myself but so engrossed in sorting out all the bulging cocks of every colour and size that I was still not ready. I imagined that soon a big fat bulging throbbing cock would slip up my dripping pussy and put me out of my misery. Well nearly! The last few guys were crowded round me and I was greedily sucking a huge cock – so big I could barely get it in my mouth when I heard Antony’s voice shout ‘move over coming through’. I felt a huge stiff shaft slowly slide up my pussy ‘fuck that’s big’ I thought and was then distracted by the huge cock I had been sucking exploding over my naked torso shooting a seem of hot spunk all up my heaving tits and neck.

I glanced through the crew guys and saw Antony slowly pushing a pool cue – handle first – up my very wet pussy. ‘Fuck yes DONT STOP!’ I cried as my pussy tingled intolerably on the verge – of a deep, deep and long orgasm’. The last cock in my hand exploded as I gripped it tightly and then my pussy exploded ‘oh ffuckkk yessss!! I hissed as Antony continued pushing the cue deep in my pussy. ‘Stop now please’ I screamed but he kept pushing for a couple of minutes. I thought I would pass out with pleasure as my orgasm continued to erupt. Eventually he stopped and I lay there exhausted but very happy. ‘I didn’t know you were that good with a cue’ I said. ‘Oh yes another hidden talent’ grinned Antony ‘wait till we try golf!’

The crew lounge emptied – which was just as well because for the last 30 minutes the only decent service on board was in the crew lounge! Antony helped me clean up and dress and escorted me back to the bar upstairs. ‘Well we may not have got to Amsterdam’ drawled Antony ‘but our journey has not been wasted’ he said as he counted a large wad of notes that he slid into HIS bulging pocket. He threw down a very small pile of notes and said ‘treat yourself deary’. ‘Yes onwards and forwards to Bruges’ cried a smug Antony. ‘Bugger Bruges!........and bugger you Antony! I hissed. But that’s a story for another time................

Thursday, May 15th 2014

From Russians........with Lust!

15th May 2014

Hi Boys how are you all doing? The last time I blogged I was still at the swinging club you may remember, and I had got my revenge on that gay twat Antony! Well that’s a story that I will finish sometime, but for now I want to tell you about my latest jaunt.

Yes it was holiday time again. I have just nicely got back from a lovely holiday in Egypt – this time a trip to Sharm El Sheikh with ‘you – know –who’. Yes my shadow and gay mate hag-fag Antony! It does appear that we are inseparable! Anyway 2 weeks in a 5 star resort all inclusive and very high temperatures – what more could anybody want? Well how about a bit of peace and quiet? Can you believe it the hotel was full – almost brimming, with Russian tourists! Now I have nothing against the Russians generally, but could these people party? Yes they could! They drank like fish and sat round the pool singing and dancing it was like a Russian 18-30 holiday!

Weirdly all the women were late teens or twenties, and most were absolutely stunning. They wandered around the pool area virtually naked in their high heels and long legs and curvy bits! Not that I was jealous or anything, but every man in the place had their eyes glued to them 24/7. Also the men were either in their 20s or 50s – with none in between. All the older men stared at the young girls and all the younger ones were their partners! ‘Oh well’ I thought no hanky panky for poor Carla! As usual I was to be very wrong.

Antony seemed in his element – he likes noisy bubbly places – where I like peace and quiet on holiday with a bit of nooky to make it interesting. So he was spending a lot of time round the pool bar, laughing and joking with the Russians whilst I sat on my sun bed irritated by the noise and getting quite stressed. As I lay there I noticed Antony being in deep conversation with a group of older Russian men. Every now and then they would all look over and laugh and then huddle up in a group chat again. ‘Bloody idiots’ I murmured under my breath. I assumed Antony was slagging me off to them as is his way, so I paid little attention.
‘Now then Carla, will you bloody cheer up, you miserable cow’. Antony stood over me shaking his head ‘what’s up bitch?’ he drawled ‘you look like you are chewing a wasp!’ ‘Sod off party animal’ I glared ‘I just want some peace and quiet!’ ‘Oh cheer up hon’ soothed Antony ‘you look stressed out, what you need is a relaxing massage’. ‘Actually that sounds like a good idea’ I agreed ‘there must be a masseur in the hotel’. ‘Oh there is, I saw him earlier’ replied Antony ‘look you relax here in the sun and I will go and sort it out for you Carla.’ ‘Oh ok, thank you that would be lovely Antony’ said I whilst thinking how nice and thoughtful Antony could be. What a pal! What a brick! Little did I know, it should have been ‘What a prick!’

Antony returned about half an hour later and explained that I was due a massage in an hour’s time. He would get me and escort me to the masseur. ‘Oh thanks honey I appreciate it.’ ‘No worries’ said Antony and he returned to the pool bar. So about an hour later Antony came over and nudged me into action. ‘Come on then fasten your bikini top and follow me’ said Antony. He led me to a small pool round the side of the complex and near it was a massage table with white curtains around it. ‘The masseur is a Russian guy called Oleg’ drawled Antony ‘he said he won’t be long so take off your bikini and settle down on your front on the table’ said Antony. ‘He will bring a gown for you to wear on your way back’.
‘Ok honey’ I said and slipped out of my bikini which Antony picked up. I stood naked next to Antony soaking up the rays ‘right enjoy’ said Antony. I pulled back the curtain and lay down on the bed waiting for the masseur.

I was not there long when I heard footsteps and the curtain opened. A middle aged man with a brown tan walked in ‘I am Oleg your masseur, just relax I will be good yes’ he said in broken English. Well I have had quite a few massages in my time, and this one was pretty much like a normal one, well at first anyway. He oiled my back and I was totally relaxed as he pushed and stroked away at my muscles, his wet fingers seemed to just flow over my skin. Lovely!!

It didn’t seem inappropriate when both his hands swooped down over my buttocks and he ground his fingers into my naked arse. Fantastic! Very relaxing! It then changed slightly as he pulled my legs slightly open and slid one of his oily fingers straight up my pussy! My first thought was that it was unintentional – but then I felt another slide up. Despite the surprise I was totally relaxed and I felt my pussy getting very wet!. ’You like fanny massage?’ he asked. Well I was incredibly turned on ‘ oh fuck yes don’t stop one leg’ I said flustered, ‘Oleg’ he corrected me as both hands rubbed my tingling pussy inside and out. He teased my clit mercilessly and I knew I was going to blow up ‘WHATEVERFUCKINGDON’TSTOP’ I screamed as my tingling pussy exploded into a long orgasm.

So that was very nice! But Oleg was clearly the professional and was continuing the massage. He passed me a blindfold and said ‘put this on and lay on back – it will protect from Sun’. So I put on the blindfold and turned over. I heard footsteps and some whispering ‘ my assistant arrives’ said Oleg. And sure enough within a moment I felt 2 strong arms working up my right leg, and 2 strong arms work up my left leg. Now this was lovely as they pulled my legs open and stretched them up straight into the air, working their hands all over my legs, which were now covered in oil and nearly as wet as my pussy which was now at a low growly throb!. Yes to be fair I was feeling very horny! Actually gagging for it! Well imagine my surprise as the 2 pairs of hands continues to stroke my legs – and an altogether different body part suddenly arrived!

I gasped in surprise as a very large erect, bulging cock suddenly slid up my dripping pussy and began pounding away. I also felt two hands appear on my huge tits and began to massage them very erotically. ‘Wow’ I thought ‘that’s 6 hands – theses bloody masseurs are very thorough’. The cock was grinding into my pussy and, already so wet from the earlier episode I soon orgasmed with a long and noisy ‘FFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYESSSSSS’. Once I had come the cock withdrew and I heard a guy panting like mad as he gripped his cock tightly, and it was only about 2 minutes when I heard a loud grunt and felt a huge stream of hot cum spill over my huge tits. ‘You like’ asked a voice as 2 hands rubbed the spunk into my tits. ‘Oh yes I like’ I purred back.

Well I was very happy at this point, 2 great orgasms and 3 guys still massaging for all they were worth. My face was pushed gently to the right and I felt a stiff throbbing cock push into my mouth. ‘You suck my dick yes?’ said a voice. ‘Thoky’ said I ‘no ploblem’ as usual I was finding it hard to talk with a full mouth! Then my head was pushed to the left and as one cock slid out, another cock slid in ‘my cock too?’ said another voice. Well you know me, I can never have too much cock so, still blindfolded I managed to grab both stiff swelling cocks in my hands, and proceeded to wank and suck them each in turn. The masseurs were very horny, and it was only a couple of minutes before first one, then the other cock emptied over my huge naked tits, covering me I lots of hot sticky cum, which was then rubbed into my rock hard nipples and tits. I lay naked on my back totally relaxed after a very horny massage. ‘We go now Carla’ said Oleg and I raised my head and pulled off the blindfold – to see my 3 masseurs walking away. But they were not masseurs – they were 3 of the Russians guys who had been in close conversation with Antony earlier.

‘Enjoy your massage Carla’ asked a grinning Antony who appeared as if from nowhere. In his hand he held up a thick wad of what appeared to be Euros ‘thanks for that old girl, bit of extra spending money for me!’ I suddenly realised he had been up to his old tricks conning me into having sex with the Russians – and I thought it was just horny masseurs! ‘You clever little shit’ I growled ‘come on hand that over it’s mine!!!’ ‘No chance bitch, you will have to catch me first’ yelled Antony as he ran off. Well I was really fuming, and without really stopping to think I jumped off the bed and started to run after him ‘Come back you little gay twat’ I screamed. Well it must have been very amusing for everyone looking back. There was Antony running through the hotel towards the main pool, and then me totally naked, covered in massage oil (and spunk!) my huge tits wobbling and swaying all over the place. Antony side stepped round the pool, I unfortunately did not, and a combination of massage oil on my feet, momentum and massive swaying tits lead to a huge SPLOSHHHHH as I went head first into the pool sending a tidal wave in all directions.

How embarrassing!! And of course I was stark naked with no clothes or towel! I swam to the side of the pool and heard a husky feminine voice say ‘Carla here’ and as I looked up I saw a pair of black open toed heels with pretty little feet and bright red nails, and with the longest pair of legs I had ever seen. A tall Russian girl stood there wearing the skimpiest of thongs and heel and that was all. She had long blond hair almost down to her waist and a rather impressive pair of breasts – enhanced but still very impressive. ‘Here take this’ she said as she passed me a towel to wrap myself in ‘My name is Tanya’. I took the towel and followed Tanya to a group of very hot young Russian girls. All were very pretty – with enhanced breasts being the norm. All were groomed with red nails both hands and feet and all had heels, a small thong and waist length hair – mainly brunette and blond.

It turned out they all worked in a parlour/ lap dancing club in Moscow and were on holiday with the club owners, minders and some boyfriends. Another girl Anna, a very hot brunette told me they had become aware of Antony’s little stunt with some of the older guys from the club, and thought it was bang out of order. They also said they wanted to play a trick on him, and would I mind? Well of course I did not mind! Girl power and all that! ‘Good Carla we will show that pig’ purred Tanya. So I spent the next few hours hanging with the Russian girls who were really very friendly, waiting for Antony to show up and spring their trap. Sure enough Antony suddenly arrived round the pool ‘Hi Carla no hard feelings honey?’ ‘Oh I’m fine now Antony let’s forget it’ I smiled.

The girls plan was simple – they were going to lure Antony into one of their chalets just behind the pool and then it would be payback time. How were they going to accomplish this? Simple enter Vasily. He was Tanya’s hunky muscled young boyfriend and very game for a laugh. So wearing only a skimpy thong that barely concealed his large meaty cock, Vasily engaged in some heavy flirting with Antony. And Antony being single and a right old slapper took all the bait. So when Vasily suggested nipping back to the chalet for some tie and tease Antony thought it was Christmas! We waited 5 minutes until we heard the signal – some dance music on Vasily's CD player and then quietly entered the chalet. Antony was tied to the bed stead with various towels and sheets doubling for shackles and also had on a blindfold. He was naked on his back with his cock in a semi hard state in anticipation of what Vasily would do to it. Vasily grinned and left the chalet and Anna got on the bed and with another girl holding her hair off Antony’s chest she expertly took his cock in her mouth and proceeded to suck and lick and tease it. Antony believing the hunky Vasily was munching his pleasure wand, started breathing heavily his cock started to bulge and grow to quite an impressive size. Anna turned up the heat and pulling on the shaft with her fingers began stroking his throbbing member mercilessly, being careful to keep her nails off it.

‘Oh fuck yes Vasily’ breathed Antony ‘don’t stop take my spunk boy’ and Anna sucked hard on his massive stiff cock ‘ yes that’s it’ he cried ‘YESSSSSSSS’ and his cock exploded in Anna’s mouth with spunk flooding over her teeth and tongue. Anna smiled and then leant forward – still careful to keep her hair and boobs off Antony’s chest and French kissed Antony – passing all his spunk back into his mouth ‘Oh Vasily you dirty boy’ groaned Antony ‘you are making me rock hard again’. And sure enough his cock was bulging and throbbing and clearly ready for more. Tanya pulled Anna’s thong off and still snogging Antony, Anna grabbed his bulging hard cock and in one fluid motion eased his cock up her pussy and let her hair fall on his chest and rode him like a demented rodeo rider.

It took about a second ‘What the fuck’ snarled Antony and Tanya pulled off his blindfold. Antony blinked and saw me and 2 other naked girls and of course Anna totally naked, hair flailing and tits jutting out as she rode his cock. Antony was tied down and could hardly move ‘get off me you fucking slag’ he screamed as me and the girls jeered and pointed at him. Anna started to moan and said ‘his cock is very big and hard now’. ‘Hey English’ said Tanya ‘you like men not women!’ And indeed it did seem very odd – Antony was not struggling now and if anything seemed to be moving his hips in time with Anna’s thrusts. ‘Fuck me you pig’ moaned Anna who was riding like a professional jockey ‘deeper you pig, harder’ she moaned and then let out a long ‘SSSHHHHIIITTTT!!!’ as she screamed out an orgasm. ‘Don’t stop now you fucking bitch’ yelled Antony who was thrusting up like a demon. ‘FFFUUUCCCCKKKK YYYESSSSSS’ he screamed and Anna slid off his cock just as Antony came – a huge fountain of spunk shot out of his bulging and throbbing cock and covered her stomach and jutting breasts.

‘Bloody hell’ I said staring at Antony, who’s cock was still very large and erect ‘Are you sure he is gay man’ asked Tanya also staring at Antony’s cock. Unable to resist Anna bent down and slid Antony’s cock into her mouth and sucked it like a demented vacuum cleaner, whilst wanking his shaft violently. ‘MMMMmmmm’ she moaned ‘It’s getting harder again.’ she cried. ‘OMG’ I said looking at the naked Russian girls ‘I think you’ve converted him’ and as if on cue Antony’s cock exploded again squirting hot sticky cum over Anna’s pretty face. ‘It’s like a bloody volcanic eruption’ I said ‘is it ever going to stop?’ ‘Ohhhh FUUUCCKKK’ sighed Antony writhing on the bed. His cock was slowly subsiding now and I wandered if its recent glory was just a reaction to the Russian girls. Well there was one way to find out. I bent down and clamped my lips round his now quite small cock, and started to shake at it with my fingers. ‘Stop that’ screamed a horrified Antony as his cock suddenly grew visibly and started to bulge. I wanked it harder and faster occasionally licking his bulging end and spitting on it as it started to bulge even more. ‘This man is not gay’ said Tanya ‘it’s a miracle, he is straight man with straight cock!’ As if to back this up Antony’s cock was now huge in my hand ‘ Oh don’t stop’ he moaned. I gripped harder and tugged faster and within a couple of minutes ‘OHHHhhh’ he sighed as another orgasm shook his cock, spilling a small amount of spunk over my hand.

‘Well bugger me’ I said amazed. ‘No chance you old slapper’ growled Antony ‘I may be straight now but I’m not desperate!’ ‘Now bloody untie me you slappers!’ he screamed. Now just at that point Vasily came into the chalet – still wearing the hunky thong. Bear in mind there were 3 hot naked Russian girls – and me with my huge naked breasts in the chalet, so Vasily’s cock started to grow in his thong. Antony was staring at the moving bulge in the thong ‘come on untie me’ he growled. Tanya saw where Antony was staring and in one swift move she pulled down the thong. Vasily’s huge cock spilled out and immediate began to harden and become very erect. Antony seemed fascinated by this – and sure enough his own cock started to stir – very soon he was also sporting a big impressive stiffy. ‘Thank god!’ he cried ‘I’m not converted’ he shouted ‘I’m bloody bisexual!’ Well who would have thought it? So it was of no surprise as to what happened next……………but that’s a story for another time………

Monday, January 20th 2014

Saucy At The Seaside!

19th January 2014

Hi Boys and a belated Happy New Year to you all! I hope you all have a hot and steamy year, and if I can help then Welcome to the seaside! So thats it my move is now complete and a couple of my regulars from West Yorkshire have already come over to see me love it spunk at the seaside lol! So if anyone else wants to come over you are very welcome.

So I got settled in and gay Antony my homo stalker friend he just wont go away the annoying gay twat, well he said we need some hot n horny fun so he booked us in at our local swinging club so we could see the New Year in with a big bang. Having thought about it yes I do love a big bang so I agreed to go with him. Naturally I realised that I would probably end up in all sorts of trouble as I usually do when the gay twat is involved, but you know me boys I am game for most things lol!

When we arrived at the club it was very busy lots of hot girls and horny guys were sat around the lounge in various states of undress and some were even being quite naughty even though it was only about 9pm. So I was sat at the bar chatting to randy Phil the letching barman hes a dirty fucker and usually gets to shag at least 2 or 3 girls each evening. I had always thought of him as a letch and had never let him fuck me despite him begging me to nearly every time I went there. I noticed a really hot guy over in the corner he was dressed in leather and his right hand was thrust tightly round his hard and erect throbbing member! Wow just my sort of guy! He was watching a naked chick get fucked by 3 guys on the dance floor and clearly trying to wank his rocks off.

I noticed the guy kept looking over my way and realised why as usual I was wearing no knickers and when I swivelled my bar stool he could see my naked pussy smiling at him! I decided to reel him in and turned to randy Phil and panted if you want a blow job you letchy old bastard, climb up on the bar and I will sort you out. Phil needed no second invitation and suddenly there was a throbbing winking, but very bent, cock in front of me. Well boys I never turn down a nice swelling cock, even if its like a bloody boomerang so my mouth opened wide and in it went. Still sucking hard on my boomerang cornet I glanced round at leather guy and was pleased to see his cock very straight and erect not to mention chunky, heading over towards me and my very wet pussy! I pulled off my dress and bra and sat naked at the bar all without Phils cock leaving my mouth.

Hi my names Andrew said leather guy. Yesth pleath foock mee I replied well my mouth was full of boomerang cock! Andrew leaned over grabbed a raincoat from the bar and started unwrapping it. I turned away to concentrate on letchy Phils cock which I swear was still growing bigger and bendier with every deep suck I gave it. I glanced down just in time to see 9 inches of bright yellow and luminous cock slide into my wet and tingling pussy! Do you like our novelty condom range Carla? asked randy Phil as Andrews stiff hard and very bright yellow shiny cock pounded away inside my now dripping pussy! Yesth ithth wurkin very welth I murmured as Phils cock slid round my mouth like an out of control loop of salami! Oh shitttt!!!! cried Phil dont stop, nearly there! At that point Andrew pulled his monster cock from my wet juicy cunt, pulled off the bright yellow raincoat and started pumping hard on his throbbing cock.

I always get really turned on by seeing a man wanking his own cock, so when Andrew shoved two fingers deep in my pussy I knew it was over! As usual it all happened at once. My cunt shivered wildly as I orgasmed and flooded over Andrews fingers. Andrew let out a long gasp and spunked a long jet of cum, first over my very wet pussy and then up my tummy, over my heaving tits and finally stopping on my chin and lips. While staring trance like at this amazing arc of spunk, Phils cock slid out of my mouth and exploded like an out of control fire hose BOMBS AWAY!! croaked letchy Phil. His crazy bent cock span round shooting spunk in all directions - over my face, Andrews leather top and half a dozen other revellers who were stood in the danger zone at the bar.

So that was very nice, I had only been in the place for half an hour and I had already had a great orgasm and blown away two cocks. As usual I was naked (but for my red heels yes THOSE red heels!) and covered in lots of spunk so I decided on a shower and I made my way through the throng of bodies getting the occasional hand fondle my arse, pussy or tits, but eventually I found myself in a lovely hot shower. I got out of the shower lovely and clean, slipped on my heels and realised my other clothes were still at the bar. Well it wasnt cold so I decided to stay naked and ready for action. I glanced in the Jacuzzi and saw several people in there. One of them was gay Antony so I decided to join him.

As we sat chatting in the Jacuzzi the guy next to me, called Brian, flirted outrageously with me and slid his fingers up my pussy whilst he sucked on my hard nipples. My tits are very large as you know, and my nipples are very sensitive. If they are licked and gently sucked this gets me very horny, and if my pussy is then played with I get great orgasms. Much to everybody in the Jacuzzis surprise I started moaning and groaning like a mad bitch, Brian was spot on and my pussy was on fire, a low level shuddering orgasm was pulsing through my pussy and it was fantastic. Gay Antony looked mortified and started murmuring all sorts of shit like My god is she dying? We live in hope! or fucking hell Brian you look like you are wrestling with a strange species of giant sea cow! I was so annoyed I stretched out my leg to kick Antony in the balls and slipped off my seat at the edge of the Jacuzzi. The result was me, feet first to the Jacuzzi bottom, a bounce and then me jumping up spluttering for air! Luckily Brian managed to stay on his seat, but I was drenched and looked like a drowned rat. You little shit!! I shouted at that twat Antony as he fled the room laughing his camp little head off.

I dried my hair with a towel and decided I needed to calm down so dressed only in my sexy red 5 inch heels I teetered down the corridor, my massive tits swaying from side to side as I went. There was all manner of sexy activities going on I saw a naked lady with legs to die for tied to a bed and been sorted out by 4 or 5 randy males. One guy was fucking her for all he was worth while the others stood round wanking or playing with her tits. I almost joined them, fancying a couple of hard cocks up my now again wet pussy, when I saw a more interesting sight. Two guys were in the room adjacent and it was clear that I wasnt needed. One of them was laid on the bed with a huge erection; it must have been 10 inches in womens measuring terms with good girth too! He was blindfold and his arms and legs were in shackles forcing them to be wide apart. The other guy was wrapping his lips round it and sucking it for all he was worth. It looked like he was eating an ice cream cornet and trying to suck all the cream out. Which is pretty much what he was trying to do!

Of course I recognised the cock laid on the bed anywhere having shared bedrooms on many expeditions, it was gay Antonys impressive appendage. And boy it was straining, and bulging and positively throbbing! I saw my opportunity for revenge and teetered over to the bed. I tapped the other gay on the shoulder and gestured that I should take over. Knowing our history he smiled and let go of Antonys cock, I quickly grabbed it in my hand and continued rubbing his shaft up and down. I then crawled onto the bed on all fours, my arse sticking out like a flagpole and started spitting and dribbling over Antonys cock. I also flicked my tongue up and down his shaft and could feel his cock get even harder. It was like granite! I squeezed into my mouth and gave it a long deep throat, sucking like a demented vacuum. Antony cried out oh god yes dont stop, DONT STOP, DONT FUCKING STOP!! Of course Antony had no idea it was me and not his gay pal and he was in homo heaven. He would be in for such a shock I thought. Then, as often happens, things got more complicated. Some passing horny guy had seen me crouched on the bed with my arse stuck up in the air wearing only my red 5 inch heels and decided it was too much to pass up on.

I suddenly felt a stiff hard cock teasing my clit, rubbing against me and 2 hands grabbing my huge tits from behind, gently caressing my very erect nipples. My pussy got very very wet and I felt his stiff cock slide inside me and fill my cunt with his huge erection. I was incredibly horny and had to try very hard not to gasp or say anything as I was still sucking Antonys cock and he was getting close to detonation, so to speak. So I kept quiet and sucked even harder. This encouraged the guy fucking me to go even faster harder and deeper, and my nipples were about to explode too. I started a long intense orgasm and felt the cock leave my pussy. I heard the guy behind shout fuck yes!! and a hot stream of spunk burst out onto my naked arse and back smothering me in cum.

I was so wrapped up in my orgasm that I barely heard Antony shout FUCCKKKK!!!! as his cock exploded in spunk. I just managed to get his cock out of my mouth as his spunk shot out giving me a complete wet and sticky facial! I heard Brian, the guy from the Jacuzzi say great shag Carla and then a scream from the bed Carla..CARLA.. NO NOT FUCKING CARLA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I pulled the blindfold off and with my hand still pumping spunk out of his still hard cock, I went down again and sucked and licked his cock before spitting onto his bare chest. Fuck you Antony you bloody twat! I laughed and slowly climbed off the bed and teetered down the corridor leaving Antony shackled to the bed and wailing like a banshee FUCKINGGGG BITCHHHHH!!!

As I headed towards the bar still stark naked but for my red 5 inch heels I passed another room and was confronted by letchy Phil standing naked in all his glory. Now I generally despise him, but I was feeling so good and if truth be known my pussy was up for more, that when I saw his cock I nearly died laughing. His bendy cock was an impressive length but he had put on one of those bright yellow luminous condoms and in the dimmer light of the sex rooms it looked like an over grown glowing mutated banana!! I collapsed on the bed on my back and lifted my legs high and wide in the air come on then you bloody perv, come and fuck me good I laughed as Phil almost ran into the room and slid his large bendy yellow cock into my wet cunt. As Phil pounded me good I noticed 3 or 4 other guys at the door way looking in.

What the heck I thought the more the merrier and I called out come on in guys there is plenty left to go round. Several guys with hard stiff cocks entered the room towards me and I heard Phil gasp as he spunked deep inside my throbbing cunt..but the rest is for another story on another day

Thursday, December 5th 2013

Goodbye Leeds......Hello Scarborough!

5th December 2013

Hello Boys! Hope you are well and feeling horny! Well this is just a quick update for you all in regards to my house move. Finally after much toing and froing, I am finally back in Scarborough. For those of you who don’t know, that’s on the East Coast in North Yorkshire about 50 minutes travel from York.

So here’s a huge sloppy kiss and a shake of my enormous 36GG tits, and a big thank you to all my regulars who came to visit me in Dewsbury. I hope some of you will pop in and see me if you are over this way, you will be more than welcome. And for all the idiots who wasted my time and messed me about stopping you nice genuine guys from seeing me, well, I hope it goes green and drops off! (YOU Know what I mean girls! lol!)

I also want to say ‘hello’ to all you sexy guys in the Scarborough area and I can’t wait to catch up with some of my old clients as well as meeting new ones. My apartment in Scarborough is right in the town centre, very easy to find and very discreet, so feel free to pop down and have some fun at the seaside. You will certainly get a wet and warm welcome! Yes I am still a horny bitch! Lol!

Now you may ask, but what of the annoying gay twat Antony? Well it would seem I can’t get rid of him even if I wanted to! He has moved also – my own personal stalker. I will tell you about his strange antics in my next proper blog – hopefully within a couple of weeks. Until then goodbye and hello!

Sunday, June 16th 2013

Naughty On The Nile!

16th June 2013

Hi Guys I am back again after quite a break from blogging. Hope you are all ok – I have been busy with holidays, tours and a really bad cold/flu that really laid me low. But all that’s past and I am back working hard – trying to please all my randy guys! I have been off most of May – ill and then on holiday to Egypt. Yes I went to Egypt again, this time I was on a cruise on the Nile and I took gay Antony my boyfriend Andy. So not much chance of getting into any scrapes or adventures then, you must be joking!

The boat was lovely, the staff very nice, the company excellent – well apart from that obnoxious gay twat Antony ‘Oh it’s so hot here!’ he whinged, ‘Shut up its only 55c – in the shade that is!’ I laughed. And yes it was beautiful but it was hot, too hot to even sit in the Sun! And that meant periodically we had to retreat to our cabin and seek the comfort of the air conditioning. It was on one such visit that it all went tits up, or rather TITS OUT!

We opened the cabin door and piled in to the cabin I was sharing with Andy. I was so hot I just stripped off without even thinking, bikini top off ‘POW’ as my huge boobs broke out of my bra and then my pants were round my ankles before you could shout ‘whores knickers’. Well Antony was not impressed ‘oh for god sake Carla – the barrage balloons I can cope with, but that cabbage patch between your legs is gross!’ snarled Antony. ‘Now now’ said Andy’ its lovely’, and to prove the point he knelt down and gently with his fingers he pulled open my fanny and then proceeded to delicately lick out my cunt and play with my clit in a fantastic tingly way.

Antony stared mortified and I began dripping like a tap. It only took two fingers gently playing and I screamed out a lovely little orgasm ‘fuucccckkkkk that’s nice’ I cried and without waiting knelt down pushed Andy’s boxers aside and pulled out his now bulging erect impressive throbbing cock. I pushed it into my wet cunt and in seconds I came again, this time over his cock which was as hard as metal and felt like it was about to explode. Antony stared at Andy’s very large cock and licked his lips, but I snarled ‘down gay boy it’s mine’ and I grabbed the shaft very tight and started to slowly wank it with my hand whist licking and kissing the huge tip.

It all happened at once – ‘fuck I’m coming’ groaned Andy and ‘Hello Cleaners’ said a voice. Two Egyptian cabin cleaners almost fell out of the bathroom door and I turned my head – not paying attention to the matter in hand. I looked at them – they stared at me stark naked with a huge cock in my hand and then ’splat!’ Andy came loud and heavy and a stream of hot sticky spunk shot out of his cock and pumped all over my face, neck and my huge tits with their hard erect nipples. I was covered in spunk. ‘Sorry madam’ grinned the Egyptians –just staring at me and both getting very large erections.

Now you know me – dirty bitch, I glanced at Andy ‘go for it’ he grinned and I turned to the two Egyptians pulled down their flimsy trousers and pants and pulled out their cocks. One in each hand I slowly wanked off their throbbing cocks, a bit of a suck here and there and ‘bang’ they both came pretty much in unison and shot hot creamy thick spunk all over my huge tits. ‘That was beautiful’ cried Antony and then he proceeded to lunge at my tits and insisted in licking them clean of all the spunk. ‘My god’ I said as his tongue whisked across my huge tits ‘that’s almost good’ I cried as my nipples became rock hard.

So that was that and everyone was happy. Because it was too hot to return to the deck Andy suggested I take a quick shower (to remove residual spunk!) and then to have a photo shoot while in the cabin. This was attractive to me as it meant I would be naked and passing boats may cop an eyeful of my huge tits! I am such an exhibitionist the thought almost made me wet thinking about it. So I moved about the cabin and Andy shot a few photos – tits and pussy – the usual stuff. You can see the results in my private gallery – in the album Carla in Egypt.

So there I was stark naked posing when there was a knock on the door. Antony answered and it was the two cleaners who needed access at some point to change the bedding. Knowing I loved showing off my tits Andy shouted ‘let them in Antony’ and suddenly I had an audience. Well this made me horny and I opened my legs a lot more as I was getting wet. I was posing near the window and was surprised on looking towards the door to find not two, but six Egyptian cleaners all pretending to change the bedding. I was almost dripping and I really needed a good fuck. Andy could sense my dirty mood and his impressive cock was growing inside his boxers. The Egyptians were all had growing bulges in their pants. The tension was growing and we all felt totally randy.

Andy put down the camera, got some tights out of my case and blindfolded me. He then got me to lay naked on the bed. I heard him mutter and gesture to the cleaners and I heard the rustling of clothing being taken off. Suddenly I felt hands everywhere, they were groping my nipples and tits, stroking down my legs, or gliding over my thighs. I felt two hands grip round my ankles and firmly pull my legs apart. My legs were wide open and my cunt was also very open and very wet. I felt one and then two fingers enter my pussy and finger fuck me. God it was so horny. Then tongues were everywhere on my legs, my neck, my feet and my huge swelling breasts. I let out a sigh as I came over somebody’s fingers ‘Oooohh yesssss’ I gasped. Lying naked on the bed and blindfolded I was gagging for deep shag and knew it would be soon. A large swollen cock was pushed into my mouth and I sucked and kissed it violently. It stiffened more so I took it deep into my mouth and on the way out clamped my teeth round it. This proved too much for the guy in question I felt a drip of spunk on my chin as he pulled his cock away and came over my heaving breast.

I heard Andy mutter ’go on fuck her hard’ and then felt a huge swollen cock rub up and down against my clit. It felt great ‘yes fuck me NOW’ I hissed and then felt the cock enter deep into my cunt and start to pound hard inside me. I had no idea who was fucking me, but as suddenly as it had started it pulled out, and another cock slid into my streaming pussy. They were really teasing me and I needed so badly to orgasm. I felt one, two, three cocks rubbing up against me and my pussy was tingling, almost unbearably ‘please someone fuck me’ I shouted. In answer a huge throbbing hard cock, but this one had no condom on pushed into my cunt and pounded me rhythmically. At the same time somebody was sucking my toes, a mouth was round each of my nipples and hands seemed everywhere. The guy fucking me (I knew it was Andy) meant business and his cock was fantastic as it grinded against my wet cunt causing lots of small floods. Eventually I screamed ‘please don’t stop’ and seconds later a fantastic multiple orgasm erupted inside me. I came all over the cock, which was like a signal and the guy grunted heavily and I felt his cum and spunk shoot out and flood me inside. There was loads of it and it flooded my cunt like a river. The blindfold lifted and Andy was laid over me, with his monster cock still pumping his filthy spunk deep inside me.

If I thought that was it – I was wrong. Andy pulled his still hard cock out of my pussy and a thick white stream of spunk oozed out of my pussy and dripped down over my clit and onto my thighs. What a creampie! I was then surprised as not one but two Egyptians put their faces to my dripping cunt and started to lick the spunk out with their tongues. ‘God don’t stop’ I moaned as their licking caused a series of small orgasms in quick succession. After about 5 minutes of bliss they turned me over and got me to kneel on the bed doggy style while they continued to ‘clean’ out my cunt – and lick out my arse of spunk that had dripped there. I really enjoyed it and to have six guys spoil me in turn was great. However four of the Egyptians still had loaded cocks so I was not finished. They all stood over me and wanked away until my torso was just covered with their spunk. Antony appeared and once more I let him lick all their spunk off me. He even used his tongue on my clit – and much to my surprise I came again. ‘Oh darling’ he drooled ‘it may look like a fucking cabbage but it tastes great!’

So that was our day and everybody was smiling. Naturally Antony was mortified at getting into ‘close combat’ with that ‘filthy bitch whore’ but I noticed he was always there to clean up whenever Andy flooded me, which was 2 or 3 times a day. ‘My god’ I thought one time as his tongue was deep in my dripping pussy ‘Is he bisexual or even going straight’ well funny you should ask………but that story is for another time………..

Tuesday, February 19th 2013

Your Favourite Nympho!

19th February 2013

Hi Boys!! Hope you are all well and feeling randy, because I am a horny bitch as you know and I have been getting naughty again! Before I go into more intimate detail I have a quick announcement – my Scottish fans need wait no longer as my long overdue return to Scotland has been sorted and I will be up in Glasgow in the first week in April - check out my tours tab for further details! (Back and horny boys!) So looking forward to sucking lots of hard Scottish cocks! Anyway that will no doubt be another story. More recently I was contacted by one of my regulars (his cock can be seen spunking over my tits in more than one of my videos!) who asked if I would go with him to the races. It turned out it was his mate’s stag weekend and as part of it they had hired a small bus and 15 of them were being driven to the races. No women – wives or girlfriends were allowed, but my regular, shall we call him Mr N wanted me to go as a treat for the groom. Basically he wanted me as a surprise for his friend – though he doubted his friend would actually do anything.

So we sorted out the finance and I agreed to go – as long as gay Antony came also – yes I know he is pain in the arse but he does love the races and he always good company, so it was agreed we would all go. Now we were going to Doncaster, but apparently Mr N had a friend who would let us use his private box so I was told to dress up as were ‘going posh’. So you get the drift – I put my best black heels on, black stockings and suspenders, a black bra and my knee length flowing LBN. Add my hat and I was ready. And looking good I must say. Obviously one item was missing, I never wear knickers. Be prepared there may be a loose cock about! Yes I am a dirty horny bitch, but you boys already know that!

The trip to the races was quite uneventful though the weather was horrible – wet and very windy. This caused me a slight problem when I was on the coach steps getting off; a huge gust of wind hit me full on, blowing my dress right up over my waist. Several male onlookers shouted their appreciation as my pussy was on full show. Being a natural show off I was slow pulling my dress back down and noticed a couple of bulges in nearby trousers. We made our way into the private box and Mr N whispered to me ‘ok operate plan A when you are ready – probably mid afternoon’. There was a good half hour to the first race and all the stag party were busy picking horses and drinking. My first mission as discussed earlier was plan A. This was to be my attempt to get the groom to shag, or at least get sexual with me and shoot his lot. We had decided to let the drink flow a little and to soften up the groom with some sexy tactics. So at every opportunity I could I would rub or push into him, my bra had been shed earlier in the ladies and my heaving breasts were bursting out of my black dress. I noticed a few appreciative glances from the stag boys, but the groom seemed quite unconcerned.

The afternoon was passing – 3 races had gone and the party were in good humour as several had backed winners and the booze was going down nicely. The groom was leaning against the window in front of me, and I decided to escalate matters. A quick whisper to Mr N and his hand stroked my knee, edged up my dress and started fingering my juicy cunt. ‘Oh you naughty boy’ I whispered ‘pull my fucking dress up!’ I was sat next to him on a chair with my legs wide open – this made basic instinct look tame, and my pussy was on full show for all to see. The waiters noticed too, and as Mr N slid 2 then 3 fingers into my now wet dripping cunt, I noticed bulges and cocks straining all round the room. Mr N was very skilful and I felt so horny, my wet pussy was throbbing and it took only a few moments before I cried out ‘fuccckkkk yessssss!’ and had a short but intense orgasm. I sat panting and although the groom was also staring I noticed no bulge in his pants at all!

Well sod that I thought, I will get him! I pulled my dress off over my neck so I was now naked but for my stockings, heels and suspenders. ‘Waiter champagne’ I purred. I had noticed a huge bulge in his pants so when he came to me I pushed him to one side, grabbed his flies and before you could say ‘bulging erect throbbing cock’ I had pulled out his impressive cock and proceeded to suck it in my mouth, very deep. I also flicked my tongue down on his helmet and licked and kissed down his rock solid stem. It was a huge cock and, as you know I love sucking cock immensely so I went for it big style. I could see everyman in the room watching intensely, the waiters legs were shaking and it was obvious a huge orgasm was about to explode from his huge cock. I felt his spunk rushing towards my tongue and pulled his cock out of my mouth, suddenly a voice boomed ‘AND THERE OFF NOW!!’ over the loudspeaker, and at that split second a huge stream of hot sticky cum shot out of his cock and pumped all over my mouth and face and then neck and tits. I was covered in hot creamy cum and all eyes suddenly stopped looking at me and everyone looked out of the window as group of horses raced up the finishing straight towards the winning post. There were still bulges everywhere – fuck even Antony was aroused, but the groom had not stirred an inch.

‘Fucking hell Carla’ said Antony ‘what’s with eating the waiter, I quite fancied doing that to him later myself bitch girl!’ I quietly explained how my deal with Mr N involved a substantial bonus if I got the groom to actually cum. Just cum, not anywhere specific, just spunk his load. Some of the guys cheered as they had backed the winner, and the attention of the men began to turn back towards me. I was still much undressed and the waiters cum still glistened on my skin. I whispered to Mr N ‘your turn honey, time for your favourite’ and then I proceeded to climb on one of the tables moving the plates and glasses to allow me to lie sat up on my elbows. My huge naked breasts were glistening still, but my nipples were erect like bullets and my pussy tingled with anticipation. I opened my legs wide and lifted my legs up. The guys could all see my wet cunt, and it was all silent as they stared at me.
Mr N slowly peeled off my right stocking and then proceeded to slowly lick my toes, eventually sucking them intensely in his mouth. His tongue moved down over my foot slowly kissing and licking my foot and then working its way up my right leg. His hot tongue flicked up my inner thigh and then his tongue teased over my now throbbing cunt. He opened it wide with his tongue and slowly slid his teeth over my skin gently pulling and biting my pulsating cunt. Just when it seemed I would explode he stopped and slowly removed my left stocking slowly following it down my leg with his tongue till it slid off my foot. After kissing and licking my toes he started back up my leg. Again he reached my inner thigh and this time when his tongue slid deep into my cunt I exploded into a wonderfully long intense orgasm ‘jeeesssus ccchhristt!’ I moaned as my cunt filled with juices which spilled out onto his face ‘please please stop, pleasseee!’ I moaned the orgasm almost unbearable. He stopped only a moment and then I felt his cock inside me and he fucked me hard and deep fuelling my orgasm even more. His cock was stiff and merciless and I begged him to stop. Just as I could bear it no more I felt his cock slide out and then I saw his hand gripping his bulging throbbing cock. A jet of hot spunk shot out of his cock and spilled over my groin, stomach and then huge tits, ‘fuccckk bitch’ he yelled as he pumped again and another last jet of spunk splashed over my mouth chin and nose.

An audible gasp came from everyone in the room and then a voice said ‘fucking hell I need a wank’ laughter rippled around and I couldn’t resist helping. My pussy was still trembling and I did not want another cock inside me so I said ‘well I’m pretty much covered in spunk, but feel free to wank over me guys’ and much to my delight all the guys in the room took me up on my offer. The stag party pulled out their cocks and pumped for all they were worth, the spunk covering me just about everywhere from head to toe. Everyone in the room that is, except the groom who was nowhere to be seen and gay Antony who was also missing. So I had failed in my mission and the groom had resisted everything. Good for him, not good for my bonus! I was still stark naked and covered in spunk, the guys having all shot their loads thanked me for the show and returned to picking winners.

My host Mr N slipped my heels on my feet and said ‘come on Carla there is a gent’s just outside with a basin we will get you cleaned up’ and so dressed only in my suspender belt and heels I walked naked out of the door and into the gents. Using wet paper towels Mr N and I proceeded to clean me off ‘legs open’ he said and started wiping my still throbbing wet cunt. This caused me to have another mini quiver but the ‘oh yes oh yes don’t stop’ was not my utterance. Mr N and I stopped our cleaning and realised somebody was in one of the cubicles. ‘Oh shhhitt!! Go onnn!!’ cried a male voice. We ran to the cubicle furthest away and Mr N pushed the door open just in time for us to see the groom ejaculate into gay Antony’s mouth. ‘Bingo’ cried Antony ‘or should I say bonus?’ he added. A confused groom rushed past us and I said to Mr N ‘well there’s his spunk’ and we all laughed.

The upshot was that not only was the bonus paid, which I split with Antony, but the stag guys collected a very decent sum from winning the last race and gave it to me in thanks for providing such ‘great entertainment’. I am such a soft touch really, so you can imagine what happened when we left the private box and got on the bus to go home. I mean I was only wearing a dress, suspender belt and heels and it was very warm on the bus……. But that story is definitely for another time……….

Wednesday, January 9th 2013

Fire In The Hole! (Well Firemen Actually!)

9th January 2013

Hi Boys! I hope you all had a good Christmas and I wish you all a Happy New Year. So my first blog of the year sorry I have not been in touch for a while but things got very hectic towards the end of the year and I was not in great health hate winter ailments. But hopefully I am now back and fighting fit and waiting to have some dirty horny fun with you naughty boys!

So lets look forward to some good times together. I already have some holidays planned, and you know the scrapes I get into on holiday! Also I am going to tour this year Glasgow, London and Birmingham so keep an eye out for my tour announcements I cant wait to meet all you sexy boys who keep asking me to come and see you!

I am sure I will have lots of sexy adventures to share with you all; its amazing how the most normal situations can turn into outrageous events. For example, back in December I decided to spend a bit more time on CAM and so set up my front bedroom to work in. So I would spend 2/3 hours a day upstairs getting naked in front of my computer, or pushing various toys up my pussy so you guys could get all excited and jerk off over your keyboards (really I have seen spunk go everywhere on Cam to Cam! lol!). I thought it would be a good idea to get Antony you remember him my gay driver and general dogsbody, to come over and help brighten up the place with a bit of painting. Yes it surprised me but he is actually quite talented in that area and I always thought his only talent was being a complete twat and making my life miserable or complicated! Actually I was not wrong about that either he is a complete twat!

So I am upstairs moaning like a horny bitch on heat (which is what I usually am!) in various stages of nudity, legs wide open and talking very dirty to some hot guy on Cam, you know the stuff - sex talk! Like oh you naughty boy get your stiff hard cock up my dripping wet pussy now and fuck me or I need to feel your hot sticky spunk dripping down my huge erect naked nipples! You get the general idea? Well while I am in full flow upstairs, Antony is downstairs trying to paint my kitchen walls and generally looking after the house.

I was laid naked on my back with my fingers rubbing against my clit, getting very close to orgasm as was the guy on my screen who was wanking off an impressively large stiff cock for all he was worth. I actually heard the doorbell ring downstairs but ignored it as Antony would answer the door, and I just carried on playing with myself and moaning like a dirty bitch. Oh yes I would love to suck your stiff hard cock, and then watch you spunk all over my tits I groaned and could feel my pussy tingling so close to exploding. Yes screamed the web guy, I want your lips round my cock and I would love to shower your tits with my hot cum.

Whilst all this was going on I heard voices at the top of the stairs and then heard the noise of a drill. I had no idea what was going on, but I was in the middle of a cam session and both of us needed to cum very badly. I ignored the noise outside and continued with my wanking and dirty talk.

Then a really weird thing happened. Just as I said I wish your stiff hard cock was here now rubbing against my clit the bedroom door opened and 2 firemen entered the room. Imagine my shock - I was sat up on top of the bed totally naked but for my 4 inch red heels, my right hand was playing with my wet pussy, and I was breathing hard being so close to a massive orgasm. Who the fuck are you I gasped still wanking myself off. Obviously I knew who they were they were fireman but not in their full gear just black trousers and shirts but being a silly cow I still asked! Shit cried the guy on screen I would love to rub my cock against your pussy!

Well you can have mine love said the first fireman a gorgeous hunky black guy who judging by the growing bulge in his pants needed some action. Yes please I groaned, and within a few seconds he was naked and on the bed sat between my legs. His huge erect cock was so close to my pussy and he grabbed it in his right hand and slowly pushed it against the side of my tingling pussy not penetrating me, but rubbing slowly on the outside near the top of my thigh. It was enough for me and I screamed out a long throbbing orgasm, which seemed to have the desired effect on the guy on screen I saw the huge jet of spunk shoot from his cock and then the tell tale Oh fuckKKKK!! shit not my keyboard again!

The cam clicked off I my attention was on the now two naked firemen who were looking very horny and obviously needed relief their cocks were both bulging and I love a big erect throbbing cock. I was still throbbing myself from a really fantastic orgasm but my attention fixed on sorting out the boys. I positioned them on either side of my head at the top of the bed, clicked the cam on when it alerted me somebody was on, and proceeded to wank their cocks one in each hand. I then took the black cock in my mouth and kissed, licked and sucked it whilst still wanking the white cock with my hand.

After a few minutes I switched and took the white cock in my mouth, and proceeded to do this till both guys were ready to explode. On the screen several webcammers were treated to the sight of me with 2 big cocks and judging by the sound several were hard at jerking off!
As I wanked them they both inserted fingers into my very wet pussy and gave me a fantastic deep wank which made my pussy even wetter and set me off towards another big orgasm. I jerked and licked and sucked their bulging cocks until all of a sudden the white guys cock exploded with spunk shooting out all over my tits and neck. This obviously inspired the other guy and only seconds later I slid his cock out of my mouth just as he shot his hot sticky cum all over my left tit leaving spunk dripping everywhere. As often happens after watching spunk shoot out of a lovely erect bulging cock I could not resist and my pussy exploded into another fantastic and long orgasm.

I could hear the shouts coming from the computer one in particular just before I switched off Bollocks not the fucking keyboard again! Anyway the fireman it transpired had been knocking on doors to discuss smoke alarms and that mischievous twat Antony had told them we had none so they had agreed to fit one downstairs and one upstairs outside my bedroom. When they heard me talking about cock they just got so horny so tried their luck. As you can see they got lucky! As did I because I love a bit of cock and as you can see from the picture the black guys was impressive!

So on this occasion I forgave Antony as a good time was had by all. But that isnt always the case so keep an eye out for future fun I am sure he will get up to more tricks in the future.

Tuesday, October 16th 2012

Nude and Rude!

16th October 2012

Hi Boys!! Sorry about the big gap between blogs but life does get in the way! I have been on a lovely cruise and I have also been off ill. But I am back bouncy (actually very bouncy! Lol! ) healthy, and having lots of fun. So what have I been up to? Well I was looking for a bit of fun – when a friend of mine (Foxy-Roxy1968) asked me what swinging was all about and could I take her to the club I was a member at. Well, you may remember (earlier blog – Swinging & Swaying) I do like a bit of hot dirty fun sometimes – so it was a no brainer. One quick call to my gay driver (yes Antony – who has strangely been very well behaved since our Egypt trip! Lol!) and we were off.

As you would expect I was dressed accordingly (tits hanging out and no knickers!) so within 10 minutes of being in the club I was attracting all sorts of male attention. It was also singles night – so I sent Antony round the club to round up all the single men who wanted a shag. My idea was to treat my friend Roxy to a gang – bang (she doesn’t get out enough!) and ‘break the ice’ for her. So while gay boy was rounding up the ‘studs’ (well actually a collection of fat balding middle aged men on Viagra – but keen nonetheless! I never complain – they all have juicy cocks!!Lol!) I showed Roxy round the club. When we went in the torture room she was totally shocked – ‘what on earth is all this about Carla?’ she asked. I tried to explain how it all worked, but she was being impossibly slow – and you know me I am impatient – ‘here I will demonstrate’ so I quickly stripped naked and seeing the cross with arms and feet shackles said ‘fasten me in here – tightly’ which Roxy then did.
So there I am stark naked and stood strapped into a cross with my breasts heaving and my legs wide open. ‘Oh I get it now says Roxy’ then she grins ‘you can’t move now can you?’ and before I can say anything she walks behind me and fastens the mouth strap so I can’t speak properly ‘Shtcop fuerching abaahrt’ I mutter.’ Sorry, what was that Carla?’ she grins again.

At exactly that point gay Antony enters the room with 6 hot studs (not! lol!). Roxy pipes up ‘change of plan Ant – Carla wants a spunk shower’. Antony seeing me trussed up nods at the ‘studs’ ‘sort her out guys’ and leaves the room with Roxy. ‘Bloody hell’ I think to myself. ‘Bbleredy hielle’ I mutter out loud through the gag.

Well you know me – one glance at 6 rapidly growing cocks and I start to feel horny, so when one guy slips his fingers up my pussy – he is greeted by a river of wet as I start to drip down his fingers. Naturally this is taken as a green light and within a few seconds I have a stiff throbbing cock in my mouth, a very active tongue in my pussy, several keen hands squeezing my huge erect hard nipples and 3 cocks getting wanked in my general direction. Now not a lot of people know this but I get really turned on by watching men wank off their cocks and spunking over my huge tits. So as one guy shoots his load over my huge tits, and another guy pulls his cock out of my mouth and shoots over my neck and shoulders, my pussy is dripping like a tap and I have a long fantastic orgasm, spilling my cum juices out over a very keen tongue. ‘Fuck yes don’t stop!!’ I think to myself, ‘Fferchh ysss dnnt shtrpp’ I shout through the gag!!
Another cock explodes over my spunk covered tits, and then another. I am now exploding down below – the guy is still licking for all his worth and I am almost passing out. ‘Fuuuuuckkkkkkkk!!!!’ I think, ‘Ffffeeeuueeecccckkkk’ I scream through the gag. Suddenly as quickly as they arrive, all the guys have shot their loads over me, and they all nod their appreciation and leave the room. A few minutes later Roxy enters the room. I am still gagged and strapped in, stood naked with sticky spunk slowly running down all over my tits, belly and legs. ‘My god what a sight’ she laughs ‘yes I definitely think I get it now!’

Ten minutes later I have showered, cleaned off the spunk and Roxy and I are relaxing in a lovely big hot tub. We are both agreeing that the club is a great place to do a photo shoot or films – having a lovely little stream running past outside. Roxy was telling me about one of the club members called ‘Dan’ who was really hot and had shagged her silly while I was busy earlier, and about his mate (known as Mr M) who had agreed to shoot a movie with me outdoors. ‘Who made you my agent?’ I laughed. At this point ‘Mr M’ joined us in the hot tub (naughty pictures to follow!) and we both got ’distracted’ for 20 minutes!

The next morning it was glorious weather so gay Antony drove me back to the club to do the filming. Antony wanted to shoot the movie down by the stream – opposite the camp site. Roxy was already there – having already made 2 movies with Mr M. Also there pitching their tents was a group of leather clad hairy bikers who seemed very interested in our being there. ‘Here Carla’ called Roxy who was stood with Antony holing up a large towel ‘come and get changed into your costume for filming’. So I walked over stepped behind the towel and started to undress ‘oh my god – tits bigger than a hairy bikers arse’ sighed Antony as I stood naked behind the towel. ‘Ok Roxy’ I said ‘pass my costume’. Roxy handed me a pair of 4 inch white heels ‘there you go that’s your costume’. ‘Good you are finished’ said Antony and then he just folded up the towel and walked off – leaving me stood stark naked in the middle of the camp site with just a pair of white heels on.

The group of bikers seemed very well impressed and the shouts and jeering were very enthusiastic. Now you all know what an exhibitionist I can be – and seeing all those randy bikers with growing bulges in their leather pants made me get all hot n’ bothered and, well, really horny. ‘Showtime boys’ shouted Roxy and she passed me my favourite dildo toy ‘go bitch’ she laughed. So I moved over to a table and stood leaning with my legs wide open, and my toy rubbing up against my hot wet pussy! Several of the guys were now openly wanking, which made me even hornier. ‘Come and get it boys’ I sighed and then lay on the table with my legs wide open, my toy thrusting in and out of my dripping pussy.

Suddenly there was a mass of hairy bikers round the table – I could feel their hands everywhere – rubbing over my erect hard nipples and the occasional fingers exploring past my toy into my totally wet pussy. I sucked 3 or 4 stiff hard cocks in rotation and felt spunk shooting everywhere – over my breasts, tummy and legs – somebody even spunked over my toes! I was close to explosion and then a huge cock pushed past my toy and thrust deep into my cunt, grinding me hard on the table. There were that many guys round the table I could not even see the guy fucking me – which made me even hornier and I could feel his cock throbbing as he thrust deep in and out of my dripping cunt. It was all too much and I screamed out a very long orgasm and came all over his hard thrusting cock. I felt him pull out of my pussy, and a couple of seconds later a huge stream of hot wet sticky cum splashed all over my naked heaving breasts. This proved too much for just about everyone and several more jets of spunk covered my naked body in quick succession. I lay on the table completely shagged out and covered from top to toe in sticky biker cum. ‘Shit’ said Roxy ‘We should have filmed that!’ and as if on cue Mr M walked over to me and said ‘Ready to film Carla?’ yet clearly we were not. I looked like a sticky spunk monster and the table was also covered. A very large condom was flattened out on the table.

Antony stood looking at me in disapproval ‘what a fucking state you’re in you spunk covered whore, we can’t film here with you all grubby like that! Stupid Bitch!’ It was decided we move table – to the one near the stream, and they would get me a towel to clean up. ‘Bloody prima donna’ I muttered ‘who does the gay twat think he is Spielberg?’ Antony was not amused ‘Bitch!!’ he screamed and his hand shot out and connected with my bare arse. I was not expecting it and nearly jumped out of my spunk covered naked skin, I teetered in my heels and then like a tree (a tree with very large swaying breasts it must be said!) I toppled completely over – and straight into the stream. Luckily it was quite deep so I landed gently and ended up sitting on the bottom completely soaked and bloody freezing – my huge tits swaying like giant sacks in the water! ‘Well look on the bright side Carla’ laughed that bitch Roxy ‘at least we don’t have to clean you up now!’

So another day in my strange life – the sun came out and we shot the movie (take a look it’s on site – photos on way too) Mr M was very nice. Antony was a twat, and Roxy a bitch! Him I can handle no problem, but that Bitch would get hers I decided. Yes I would get my own back by…..well that’s another story for another time!

Friday, August 3rd 2012

Revenge Of The Pharoah!

4th August 2012

As you may recall I have just had an amazing airport experience and have arrived at my hotel escorted by a really hot police chic. I felt so warm and relaxed – in total contrast to fag boy Antony (yes my gay driver – I can’t get rid at all!) who looks and feels shit – due to a raging hangover and acute dehydration!! The police chic is called Fatima and is so hot she is almost molten!! As another bonus I am at a hotel on a large resort and the chief security officer is Fatima’s distant cousin. Given this fact Fatima and I have devised a plan to get my revenge on that brat fag gay twat Antony, who has become far too big for his own boots! Naturally all this planning will cost me, but as Fatima points out I have attractive assets for her cousin to exploit. ‘You mean he will want some action?’ I said ‘oh yes Carla he will indeed’ laughed Fatima.

So later that evening Fatima meets up with me (gay Antony is still sparked out!) and we pop round to the security chiefs office to discuss our plan and how he can help. After a half hour or so the Chief as he likes to be known, has agreed our plan as is explaining how we can ‘pay’ for him to arrange things. Basically he is a total pervert and he wants Fatima and me to put a show on for him and his men. So 5 minutes later we are in their quarters surrounded by 12 very horny security guards (thank goodness most are on duty!) As you know I am no stranger to this sort of thing so decide to crack on. The dress slides off – the bra disappears, and no knickers are on anyway, so I am just stood naked in my black stilettos once more feeling very horny. The men are staring at my huge tits – and whilst Fatima undresses they all come over and cop a feel. I don’t believe any of them have seen a naked white woman with huge tits or a shaven pussy and they cannot wait to explore. My tits are kissed, pinched, squeezed, grabbed, pulled and even bitten! One guy has even managed to wack one out and spunks over my nipples – to the applause of the others. Another has his fingers up my cunt and I am dripping all over his fingers – which he licks repeatedly again much to the applause of the others.

It all stops abruptly when the now scorching hot naked Fatima pushes me down in a chair and proceeds to lick me out in a dirty and energetic way, teasing my clit and slipping the odd finger or two inside my cunt. At the front end one of the guards gets his throbbing cock out and slides it in my mouth where I proceed to suck and lick it. I slowly move down the shaft and suck his balls. Meanwhile the Chief pulls out his huge cock and strokes it with one hand, and with the fingers of his other hand he penetrates Fatima’s arse and pushes 2 or 3 fingers up. Then with a swift motion he pushes his huge throbbing cock up her arse and fucks her very hard and very deep. Now I would have run like hell, but Fatima apparently loved anal and her ‘cousin’ was a regular lover of hers. So the four of us are all groaning and sighing and the men are all crowded round clapping and cheering. As usual it all goes off with a series of ‘bangs’, and as I suck the guard off I feel him Cumming and pull his cock out of my mouth, his spunk shooting over my neck and chest. At about the same time Fatima screams out her orgasm and I explode as she now fists me hard and rhythmically. ‘Fuck fuck fuck yesssssssss!!’ I cry out loudly – too much whooping from the appreciative audience. Finally the Chief grunts and spunks heavily up Fatima’s arse. We are all smiling and panting, I have spunk on my tits – which Fatima is licking off, and spunk is dripping down out of her arse and rolling down her leg where one of the guards is now licking it off.

Well I think that was pretty good, but of course I am not finished. The Chief won’t let any of his men touch Fatima but I am fair game so as I sit there they all come over for a Carla blowjob special. I let them cum over my tits – which seems to make them happy. So an hour later all twelve guards have been sorted out and I decide a nice drink at the bar would be good. I stand up naked and just start to collect my clothes when a claxon rings. The 12 guards leave the room and another 12 enter from a different door. The Chief smiles at me ‘shift change Carla’ and motions his men over with a ‘she will sort you all out’. Typical. I really thought I was finished for the evening. Still can’t beat a bit of juicy cock. I decided that 2 at once was quicker so lay on my back and sucked and wanked at one end, and let them fuck me at the other. Just over one hour, 2 orgasms and 12 shots of spunk later I lay panting and totally spunk covered in a big chair. Fatima who has twice since been fucked by her cousin, and is dripping his hot spunk from everywhere that can drip, comes over and grabs my hand and we run through a door and into the shower room. After 10mins of quite erotic showering we are finished and our plan is in place. Gay boy is in big trouble!

The hotel is very large and runs its own trips to the tourist sites. Me and Fatima have arranged a coach trip to the Valley of The Kings. The hotel security are acting as our guides so the chief and 3 of his men are accompanying us to the Valley on the coach – I have persuaded Antony to come and Fatima is just posing as a hotel guest that I pretend to befriend. The plan is simple – when we get to the Valley the Chief has already bribed the local security guards into letting just a few of us into one of the lesser tombs – where a nasty surprise will be waiting for Antony! It’s about time you say; doesn’t that twat deserve some payback? Well yes he bloody does – and boy does he get it!

So the next day after 4 hours on the coach we arrive at the Valley of the Kings. What a strange place – a valley in the desert with hundreds of tombs built into the side of the hills. I notice the local security guards who protect the tombs have machine guns – and some of them look like they have been in the desert for too long!! The film deliverance springs to mind and I hear banjos playing in my head lol!! We wander round as a group and follow our official guide into 2 tombs – very deep and long tunnels underground – it is quite eerie and spooky but both Antony and I find it fascinating – I can see he loves it – so our plan looks good! After about two hours we take a break and sit round a small café bar and have lunch. Whilst Antony is engrossed in his lunch and chatting to a pair of ‘hot’ guys on the tour (he always fancies his chances!!) Fatima and I slip away to the tomb where we have bribed the guards. Fatima speaks to the guard outside and we are gestured inside. We descend down a long dark tunnel and enter a dimly lit cavern – there is a large tomb and a wooden sarcophagus inside. This is a replica to show what it was like. Inside the tomb are half a dozen guards. One speaks to Fatima and explains that the other 5 will be treating Antony to a very traumatic experience – and that one has agreed a little surprise that will scare the shit out of Antony. This surprise however is ‘extra’ to the money already paid. You know me – I always expect the unexpected so without even been asked I kneel down and unzip the guard and start sucking his impressive and growing cock!!

After 5 minutes he is rock hard –the other guards are watching eagerly – but even after I strip naked it’s not me they are licking their lips at – it’s the guard’s stiff 9 inch throbbing cock! The guard gestures me to lie on my back on top of the Sarcophagus and open my legs and then he takes his machine gun off and starts to penetrate my cunt with the barrel of the gun! I get a tingle everywhere and find this really erotic, so I grab his stiff cock and proceed to lick and suck it while he fucks my now streaming pussy with his gun. Fatima and the guards watch on and as usual everything happens at once. My pussy explodes into a long intense orgasm and the guards cock explodes with spunk – most of which spills over my chin, neck and onto my breasts. Fatima dives forward and vigorously licks all the cum off my huge erect nipples, and then dives down and gives my soaking wet pussy a good lick out – savouring all my cum juices. This is so erotic that I actually have a second orgasm which Fatima loves as my cum drips all over my cunt and she eagerly licks it out even harder. This action prolongs my orgasm and I can do nothing but lay and gasp as she eats me out. Finally when I can bear it no more she stops and says ‘Come on get dressed you Tart it’s time’.

We leave the tomb and head back to the café bar where Antony and the others are just finishing lunch. The gay boy is in a good mood and as the party head off to see more tombs it is easy to guide Fatima, myself and Antony towards ‘our’ tomb. As we walk close by the guard nods at me and Fatima and then stands in front of Antony ‘Hey handsome boy – you want private viewing in tomb – very special tomb only £3 English’ The guard is quite a muscle man and obviously has caught Antony’s eye he grabs 3 pound coins out of his pocket and excitedly says ‘Carla, Fatima come on this will be brilliant’ and starts to immediately enter the tomb. Fatima and I smile and start to follow him down the dark tunnel.

‘Wow! ’ this is cool says Antony as we descend down the long tunnel. We arrive at the big cavern where the tomb is and suddenly find ourselves near the middle of the chambers and a circle of guards form a big ring round us. One of them steps forward and says to Fatima and me ‘You 2 stand back against the wall – this is mans business’. We stand aside and the guard says to Antony ‘You want to see something special Englishman?’ As he speaks his hand drops to his pants where a bulge is slowly stirring and this obviously gets gay Antony’s attention. The guard then walked up to Antony and unzipped his uniform and pulled out a large throbbing cock which he thrust towards Antony and lowering his gun he grunted ‘Strip and suck English’. Antony now very scared but very excited stripped off and bent over, taking the huge cock in his eager mouth. Antony sucked and wanked at the huge cock – obviously no stranger to the act – in fact he was so good I was almost jealous! Inevitably the guard let out a big grunt and shot a huge load of spunk all over Antony’s face.

Now at this point Antony must have thought it was his birthday, but things were about to change. The guards pushed Antony near to the wooden sarcophagus – and with as much surprise to me as Antony the lid slowly started moving until it crashed onto the floor and a bandaged hand appeared on the side of the coffin. I immediately thought of the ‘surprise’ and then a figure slowly stood up in the coffin. My god it was a mummy!! Antony shrieked in terror as a large figure stood in front of him in very dirty, grimy bandages. ‘Bow down to the Lord Isis!’ shouted one of the guards – and the naked and terrified Antony – spunk still all over his face - was pushed down to his knees. In the shadows it was all I could do not to howl out loud, and I felt an urge to wee – I was nearly pissing myself trying not to laugh out loud!

‘The Lord Isis says you are an unworthy worm of a man who disrespects women – you must be punished worm’ shouted the guard and the mummy towered over Antony with a terrible growl issuing from his throat. ‘Yes I am a worm’ howled Antony. I felt Fatima’s hand push round my mouth as I wanted to scream out loud in laughter. Tears were literally streaming down my face and yes, would you believe it hot piss dribbled down my leg onto the floor. ‘Bloody hell’ I thought. It’s lucky I never wear knickers! ‘You have been hurtful and spiteful to the one called Carla’ continued the guard, ‘you must atone and show more respect worm or the Lord Isis will hunt you down wherever you are’. ‘Yes Lord I am truly sorry I will be nice to her I promise’ screamed the now terrified Antony. Lord Isis growled at Antony, and the guard shouted ‘on the floor you worm’. Antony dropped flat to the floor and lay there trembling. The Lord Isis then unwrapped some bandages and a huge black rotten cock appeared (actually it was covered in melted chocolate and crunched up peanuts!) and then Lord Isis pissed all over the terrified Antony. ‘Accept the Lord Isis life force and be aware you are now marked you must take no other mans bodily fluid for one whole year’ intoned the guard ‘or suffer a terrible revenge from the Lord Isis. And show respect to all women – but especially the one named Carla’ he cried out, ’now go from this place or die’ screamed the guard, and Lord Isis let out a terrible guttural scream. This was too much for the terrified Antony who simply turned and ran past Fatima and me shouting ‘save yourselves fucking run, run girls, run for your lives!!’ Well as we saw his bare arse sprinting off up the tunnel Fatima and I just collapsed in a heap on the floor. The lights came up in the chamber and all the guards were stood laughing, one of them unwrapping ‘Lord Isis’ or Abdullah as he was known locally.

So yes finally I had got my revenge on the gay twat who had stitched me up for nearly a year! I was shaking with laughter at the thought of a naked gay Antony running stark naked in the hot dusty Valley of the Kings smelling of hot piss and his face covered in spunk! Priceless! As you all know a girl can always rely on her ‘mummy’ to help her out in troubled times. There were consequences of Antony’s ordeal in the mummy’s tomb………………… but that story is to be told another time.

Tuesday, June 26th 2012

Well search me officer!

26th June 2012

Well what a strange time I had been having, the web camming was proving far more hands on than I had anticipated in fact so far I had been spunked on and fucked by more guys in a couple of days than I would normally see in months! And although I had experienced some fantastic shagging and my first explosive multiple orgasm, I was not happy about the way that the gay twat Antony was manipulating me and trying to show who the boss was. So I was determined to get revenge, but how? It often works out that things just fall into place and thats what happened. I was still in Dewsbury spending a lot of time web camming, but still seeing my regular clients as you know what a horny bitch I am and I do like a good fucking! Anyway the phone rang and it was great news a friend was supposed to be going on holiday with her partner and unfortunately they could not go he had just landed a great job so he could not get the time off. The good news for me was that I could take both of their tickets for a vastly reduced price! Whoopee!!! (sorry for my friend - but I do love holidays especially a week in a 5 star all inclusive hotel in Egypt one of my favourite locations as you all know!)

So there you go, things pop up, a bit like willies really!! A week later and me and gay boy driver Antony are waiting at Manchester Airport. Yes I hear you say why take the gay boy? well I did have 2 tickets and I thought maybe a week away would help the strained relations between us. What a stupid idea that was! He was knocking the shorts back before we even got on the plane (you all know I am tea total and cannot stand drunken wankers like him!). Oh do shut your big gob you bitch he slobbered, loosen up you silly tart he continued as I shushed him all the way onto the plane. Once we took off he continued a steady assault on the Vodka before he finally passed out asleep.

Now what happened next I was not expecting! We got off the plane Antony looked very glazed but he was quiet so I thought we would soon be on the way to the hotel. We got to passport control quite quickly and as I gave Antony his passport he pushed past me and slouched against the passport booth. Thank you occifer he said to the Egyptian official, I am a bit squiffy sir he hiccupped but that big titted bitch there has got weed up her arse and fanny he shouted. Well I just stared as he continued to tell the officials that I was smuggling naughty stuff into the country. It all just happened like a blur 2 Police officers grabbed both me and that gay twat and we were whisked through a doorway and down a corridor. At some point we were separated and I found myself in a large room with furniture in, desks and chairs but empty. After about 5 minutes a group of customs officials and police came in with my suitcase told me to sit down and then searched my case. Nothing was found of course and I explained to them how Antony was basically a twat and having a bad joke.

One of the officials explained how they also believed that to be true but that they would have to search my person just in case. Unfortunately I would have to wait because the female officer who did the searches was busy with somebody else. Now I really just wanted to get out of the bloody airport and get to the hotel for a nice shower, so I decided to hurry up the process. You know me, not one to stand on ceremony I just started to strip off. The 6 guys in the room could not believe it and stared as I got down to my bra and panties. I whipped out my huge swaying tits and then wriggled my pants down to my feet. I always get turned on when I am naked in front of lots of guys and I could feel my pussy getting wet. I also noticed bulges in pants and could see the officials were getting hot under the collar too! I then opened my legs and lifted my hands in the air come and check then boys I said.

They almost trampled each other in the rush as they surged forward. A big Police officer appeared to be in charge and he rubbed his hands up and down my naked body, under my arms around my breasts, over my bottom and eventually on my pussy. I must check inside ok? he said. I was absolutely wet and dripping and just sighed fill your boots officer and then his fingers entered my pussy. My god I was so horny, I was stood stark naked in a room which suddenly was just full of horny dark Egyptians in uniform. Bliss!! I felt one, two, and then 3 fingers inside my wet pussy. I felt a throbbing in my cunt and knew soon I would orgasm, then I heard a sexy female voice say step aside this needs a thorough search. The big cop withdrew his fingers and a female officer appeared in front of me, lie on the table please she said in a husky voice and I saw her lips trembling as she stared at my naked body. She was hot for me. Wow I thought this was going to get very interesting. As I laid on my back she slowly slid her fingers up my cunt, one two.three.bingo! She had very small hands and I gasped loudly as her entire fist slid up my cunt and started rubbing my dripping cunt and vagina.

There must have been twenty guys in the room and at least half were wanking off in one fashion or another. The girl then slid on top of me, and with her hand still up my cunt, her mouth started to suck my nipples until they stood erect like bullets. My god it was fantastic and the girl smiled at me as I moaned carry on honey and fuck yes. Sensing I was very close to exploding the girl officer slid her hand out of my dripping fanny and before I could blink both hands were squeezing my huge erect nipples and her tongue found its way to my eager wet cunt. She licked and sucked my clit and cunt as sisters know how and after just a few moments I could not bear it any more fuuuccccckkkkkk yessssssssssssssssssssss!!!! I screamed as my cunt exploded into a long throbbing orgasm! The girl smiled as my cum dripped over her face and she eagerly licked out my dripping pussy. So nothing hidden there she sighed. Looking around at least half a dozen guys were shooting off I had never seen so many big pricks in uniform! Literally!

Her next move took me by surprise completely. On her nod two officers grabbed me and flipped me over onto my tummy and told me to rest on my legs with my arse in the air. The girl rubbed some lotion over her right hand and then before I could react her wet shiny little hand pushed at my arsehole. Now you naughty boys know Carla does not do anal!! But I could do nothing, her fingers slowly slid inside my arse one..two.three. then Wow the whole hand was inside my arse sliding gently back and forward! I dont know exactly what she did but my pussy went berserk and another throbbing orgasm shuddered through my cunt. As I lay naked on the table cumming in one long orgasm I heard the girl say Nothing I can feel chief and you better check chief. Once more it all happened so fast. I felt big hands grasp my swaying breasts and then I felt something else. For the first (and last!!) time in my life a huge cock pushed its way into my wet arse and began pounding.

I was so wet and lubricated from before that although it was hurting it was bearable. My god I thought so this is anal. Then the cock thrust faster and faster and I felt and heard the guy come very heavily. Even with a condom on I could feel the huge sack of spunk inside my arse. Then he withdrew his cock, whipped of the condom and promptly emptied all his hot spunk over my naked arse. No nothing there panted the chief. I turned and sat on the table and much to my surprise the female officer was also standing naked at the side of the table. My god I said you are stunning. And indeed she was. Long black hair and small pert jutting breasts and a completely shaved pussy and fantastic ebony coloured skin. I mean I am a bit bisexual but normally its in the context of a threesome, but this girl was hot and I was still horny as hell. I swear if I had a cock it would have been straining and throbbing with passion! As it was my nipples were like bullets and I found myself wanting to eat this girls pussy very much.

That was good really because 2 minutes later I found myself leaning over the table with my mouth full of her wet juicy pussy! God there we were both completely naked and still at least 30 men getting off on it all. The girl was getting really wet and was writhing on the table, so engrossed was I that I hardly noticed a huge cock slip into my pussy from behind as I was leaning over the table. So I licked out the writhing girl and I was pumped hard from behind. The tension was mounting and unbearable and everything happened at once. The girl orgasmed with a long loud scream, I felt the guy behind as he grunted out his orgasm, and I exploded with a fffuuucccckkkkkkkkkk!!!! I felt his spunk getting emptied over my arse and the room relaxed with a communal sigh.
Suddenly it was business as usual as the room emptied and me and the girl, Fatima, dressed and chatted like old friends. She asked which complex I was staying on and when I told her she explained how her cousin was head of security there and that she would make sure I would be well looked after.

We collected my luggage and Fatima escorted me to a cell where gay boy Antony was spark out sleeping it off. She explained that since our bus had gone without us the chief had laid on a lift as an apology for our delay at the airport and that she was going to escort us to our hotel. I was mighty impressed not even out of the airport and I had been fucked senseless, and had anal with a girl and man and had 3 great orgasms!! I could still taste her sweet cum and its fair to say that I was one dirty bitch who wanted another taste of her sweet pussy. We bundled Antony into the car and as we travelled to the hotel and talked about a repeat performance, another plan formed. Yes, finally I saw a great way to get my revenge on that twat Antony who really had gone too far!
A plan was formed between me and Fatima; it was going to be pay back indeed...but that story is for another time and will soon be told!