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Thursday, April 30th 2020

cock block lock down

Fun with Cocks Great things to do to amuse oneself during lock down.
Hope everyone is keeping well and not being too brow beaten into terror
with the plandemic. yes i spelled it correctly

check out a few you
tube research videos about the virus and maybe read revelations if you dare?
Bill Gates has a lot to answer for i hate his wicked face
hes a disgrace to the human race.
deplete the surface population, hes no better than scrooge

cock up, cock blocker, stop cock
cock stopper

so many great words to rhyme with cock
and innuendos too why is a tap called a stop cock anyway?

So today my newest slave Nancy wants to be held down in chastity
with his cock blocked in lock down.
Could be tricky if he gets poorly
going to docs with a cock blocker on.

but thats not my concern
he wants to be locked up and not be able to go near his cock for a few weeks
i will be his key holder, should be fun.
ill see how i can tease and taunt him and extract money from his little wallet too
whilst he quivers beneath my command.

i will be reporting how its going.
watch out for pictures too.

oh what fun to be had whilst in control

mwah xxxxx

Sunday, April 26th 2020

orgasmic orchestral manoeuvres in the lock down

Mozart has art in his surname
minimalist almost banal is genius

cello playing is so horny
like making love to a woman
expressing all the pain of the world through my cello
and my violin soft sweeping fiddle
fine tuning and playing the right notes and at a slight touch yielding to the gentle plucking of the strings
as the bow slides across the neck in perfect pitch with perfect touch

As a hopeless romantic
I couldnt help it
how would you desribe the most perfect the most heartbreaking melody

Honey melting from the heavens
Bach

drawn with strings to emotional expressive and romantic melodies
passion is my middle name

iconic classical music melodies have had an important effect on culture
on rock and pop culture
classical music stays forever
master of breaking hearts

classical crescendo exploding into a blast of orgasmic multi honeyed tones
poet of piano sensitive fragile soul chopin

Thursday, April 23rd 2020

heavily laden

hey Lin

Feeling heavily burdened and laiden.

Bin Laden, bin in the garden, bin out again
in my mandala bandana.

With my banana for a snack
Dont look back . locked down locked in,
rewind fast track .

Begin again, dont let em win.
On every street corner and garden border
bordering on insanity, and inhumanity.

Corruption lurks, giving rise to scowls and smirks
from the masses, mass cover ups
masquerading as corona take over.

Masked up terrified glove puppets.
terrified by power hungry god complex muppets
Scared into submission by unscrupulous politicians.
On the road to Perdition, collecting commission.

Stay in line, One at a time.
Dance to their tune.
Lock down will be over soon.
Obey and stay inside and hide away.
Do what they say.

Leave Bill standing at the gate
Dont reciprocate,
or participate in global vaccination
A mutation of toxins in boxes to fool and fox us.
Reject the injection.
which serves as a placatter
which sooner or later,
paradoxically will seal our doom
so wise up, dont give it air time or room
Instilling us with false hope and fake security
No sir e not me!

Meanwhile, vacantly staring form across the block
Stands Mathew with his hand on his cock
Empty on his cabinet of health and social care
His ministry is sinister. dont trust him stay aware

Covid 19 a bad dream a fraud against humanity
a pandemic cataclysmic calamity
is not what it seems fucking Covid fucking 19

Sunday, April 5th 2020

Spunky funky art project

This is an ongoing project, to produce and collect 1 litre of semen for one of my very naughty controversial artworks, not the nice pretty landscape types of art works that go in a very normal gallery exhibition.

Gonna hit up Charles Saatchi soon on this one!

In order to achieve this , and fulfill my projects aim
I will place place an ad on my profile ,
requesting sperm donors , which will merit the donor with free filming of said masturbatory sessions.

I estimate that i will need 1.000 donations, at 1 cc per deposit .
could be a sticky situation, but will be so much fun
On personal experience of volumes ejaculated by clients and lovers alike,
who vary widely in capacity, One such memorable ejaculate and one which i truly wished i had captured and popped into the freezer at the time,
regularly showered me all over with his huge emissions.
more of that later.

Most guys on average are between 1 to 3 some are generous in their deposits and can reach 2 1/2 -3 cc and some
only .25.

It goes without saying that i will milk them as often as possible. i derive great satisfaction doing this and often have to masturbate myself at the same time
to prevent me mounting my subjects/donors.

There is one regular and a favourite of mine his emissions are stupendous easily three times the average, sometimes it spurts for seemingly ages, and one does wonder where it all comes from. jet after jet, it just goes on and on.

Im so tempted to put my tongue into the jet of creamy white flow.
But it must be saved.

He actually requires a little taming,
so i often fit him with a condom
otherwise his violent
emissions would hit the ceiling and walls.

some cocks are so beautiful and i just cant resist putting them into my mouth.

I will be so disappointed when this project is over and will most definately have to find something suitably erotic to replace
stay safe comrades sending cyber hugs and kisses
Lizzy .

Sunday, April 5th 2020

double penetration film project

Today im working full pelt on another project of the most filthy kind.
Never actually performed it before which as a veteran of the more genre is quite surprising
im very excited thinking and writing about this i suppose its my very curious and fevered anticipation imagining actually doing what youve suggested to me.
oh David you wicked man!
I do love youre very dark cavenous mind.

It gives me the shudders knowing how hard ot makes you thinking of me carrying out youre scenario designed by me and engineered by you.
My appetite is almost unbearable and i cant get it out of my mind
you two doing everything and anything to m
my practice run today is fulleing my fire
I love the idea of having two swollen cocks at my command
especially that whopper of a chopper.

I dot think ive ever had one of such dimensions

I have never had two cocks pounding away inside my tight pussy

getting you to both fit in
is completely unknown territory for me

I wonder how it will feel? ill surely be fit to burst?
I will be stretched to the limit and experience intense pleasure and pain simultaneously
you will have to ease them in gently before you start shagging me senseless
when are you wankers gonna get this together
i havnt got all day
hey hey

Monday, March 23rd 2020

cyber sex

welcome to my world.

Now with the crisis we are all up against with the terrifying viral situation,
more and more people are going viral.

obviously not in the same meaning of the word.
Viral , as in cyber education and relaxation etc

With more people now doing everything online
not least shopping.

but yoga classes and meditation and dance classes are now being aired directly from the providers from their own homes.

We are compelled for the greater good of all. to go with the flow and see it through what else is there to do?

Never been a better time l to visit online sex relief experts to join them for a very safe alternative to actual meetings,
wanking is the new sex!

what better way to relax and unwind from the stresses of the day than a jolly good session of JOI to release all the build up tensions
.
Escorting it has to be said, could be a rather sticky situation, at this present moment,, and sadly not in the ways we would like.

But more to do with possible contraction of infection.

Needless to say, my services of this type will be sadly on hold until everything is back to normal which will hopefully not too long,

if we all do what we are supposed to do and isolate ourselves
staying in when we really dont need to go out at all.
I must have been the first woman in the North West to start this
new wave of precautionary measures
although at the time, i didnt know it.
I came down with a flu about five weeks ago after a wild weekend on the town. and i stayed in to get well
And here i still am
i have produced quite a few nice pastels from my reference of my last trip to Monets Garden in France, lovely memories.

I must admit it feels like a very eerie time and very surreal like waiting for the grim reaper

we must pod on and with any luck the good weather and loads of sunshine will kill the blighter,

so heres to many a day and night ahead,spent entertaining you here on webcam. happy to be at youre service

Saturday, March 14th 2020

Conspiracy Charlie Corona

hey are we being suckered into a hoax?
it is very surreal and unreal and feels a bit like wartime,
with the peoples massing and bulk buying

new world order and china hmmm]
read about it.
its elitism performing at its best

But we still have to safeguard ourselves against this war
even if it is manmade.

suffice to say appropriate actions have been taken to stock up on uimmune enhancing vitamins and foods
I live pretty much on nuts and berries anyway
so hibernating for a few months is quite a welcome treat/retreat for me
Gives me time to brush on my vocabulaty and read more wonderful books

get more poetry written and paint more pictures

Needless to say the safest bet for most adult workers i would advise is to stop any meeting for a short time

This is where webcamming and phione chat really come into their own
you will find me here most nights now . as i dwell in my safe bolt hole
And cater to youre ever consuming frustrations.
As more of you are being asked to stay home

Then you and me can enjoy each other safely whilst in the cofines of our safe house

Happy wanking guys and girls

Wednesday, October 16th 2019

Adventures of A very unexpected nature

update fir today !
Unable to address my adult work related queries
For a few days !

Unexpectedly I was taken into hospital
And my blood test results have detected a raised ctk level
Indicative of muscle damage
Though my heart , they say is ok
Wondering if heartache of the emotional kind would cause muscle damage ?
I guess a western doctor would laugh at this possibility !
Looking now at autoimmune issues
Been here since Sunday 1.00 am
Not had much sleep
And looking worse for wear
Hardly a good look for webcamming or meetings
Unless the preferred look is of a macabre nature

You don’t appreciate things until they are jeopardised
That’s for sure
And on seeing the cases in here
It’s heartbreaking
So life is all to do with the heart
I’m so many ways

Catch up soon
With some sunny juicy blogs

Love Lizzy xx

Thursday, May 16th 2019

attention deficit and overload overboard and land

Alice in wonderland is actually a syndrome.

I think i have it, well she does you know, but she doesnt realize it. its not a syndrome, its normal for the girl with the grey plaits, that hang down her back
i have to reel her back in at times, shes like a ship on wild water, she doesnt do what she oughta , Sorrow!
they dont try to resist me, they come in droves. a veteran bohemian, in my prime ,theres who knows how much time
But on matters of the heart, i simply have a lot of love and can love more than one man . truly madly and deeply
Has this colourful variety of male acquaintance lifestyle which has evolved in my later years, always been lying asleep awaiting discovery?
not able to embrace my free spirited side until comparatively late in life. due to extensive compromised situation , I now discover it is blossoming into something which is refreshing and revelationary.

Although it does sometimes worry me just a little but , i hasten to add, only because it doesnt conform to society and its whats deemed a normal pattern of behaviour.
This kind of free spirited honesty, which is refreshing to disclose. does not go down too well, with some guys who want me all to themselves, and simply cannot comprehend why i would like, or love three or four other gentleman.

My explanation, not that i need one is such,
I have been in a very long worn out relationship prior to my newly found freedom. so i cannot imagine being trapped inside another one.
Hell no!

And variety is the spice of life. All my men have different qualities, and i love them all for quite different reasons.
they are different personalities, have different looks, and are all so lovely.
I cant become bored, if i have one for every day of the week.
its good for me, and im embracing it!

So go ask Alice.when shes ten feet tall
and remember to feed youre head
Happy Sizzling May days
xxxx

precocious, impetuous pneumatic , Temptress xx

Tuesday, May 7th 2019

Beat it!

Having got May well under way, in the best possible way i know how,

having so much fun lately with my web camming sessions. they really never do cease to amaze and amuse me.
One certain chap. is absolutely shameless and risks exposure for ultimate wanking pleasure , everytime he cums to me and for me.

First time , he was pulled up in B and Q
car park, . I watched in amusement as people walked passed his vehicle. armed with plants and innocent garden materials. whilst. all the time
superimposed hard and erect against the soft backdrop of flowers and gnomes
was his very dutifully hard expectant cock.
Second time, he drove to Curries,and again , proceeded to wank himself silly whilst i spoke dirty words to him.
A feast for the yes.
Yesterday he was outside Asda.
now its become a bit of a thing, as he travels to a new risky shopping mall or car park.
the thrill of almost getting caught has him positively cumming in a few minutes.
Oh i do love , getting him out of his house and off
you simply cant beat it!
actually yes he can and thats what he does every shopping day

Sunday, March 24th 2019

love thy neighbour

As somewhat of a vintage bintage and having been in the adult industry, for well over a decade now , I can honestly say , that i have met the most wonderful people from this area of my life.

I have had great respect and admiration from everyone i have ever met.

And i have been absolutely bowled over, when someone comes to meet me then tells me. hes been admiring me for years, and following my adventures. And had to pluck up courage to come and meet me.

Its so sweet. and gives me pleasure to know i have given pleasure to so many.
If i hadnt digressed from my art, into eroticism , id never have had the pleasure of experiencing this.

Though for all the compliments and adulation. Im still cripplingly shy
paradoxical contradiction! Shy exhibitionist, can it be so?
weird , but yes it is so!

I do seem to be getting better with advancing years, but also more anxious.

The amount of young guys who pursue me are growing in numbers.

i am discovering new feelings and really enjoying parts of my life.immensely.
A not about loving friends.

Once youve crossed over from friends to fuck buddies though, im not sure what happens, if and when the fucking ceases! Like . do you lose a friend too?

Any thought on this, im all ears.
I sometimes fall for a certain client . and have to put the brakes on my feelings
but thats kind of hard to do .
Especially with one particulat guy whos absolutely gorgeous, but also 24 years my junior, Now if a guy is with a woman 24 years younger, it doesnt create an eyebrow raise.
But other way around!
Anyway it seems he kinda likes me too. Something about me im told!
some magical aura. special and unique.
whatever it is, Im grateful for it.

so many things i need to get off my heavy chest words unspoken anger festering
i struggle to confront things,
yet i can meet strangers,
paradox again. hmmmmm

Friday, March 1st 2019

discerning gentlemen

I love what i do
and have gained so much confidence by doing so,
and am always treated with respect and admiration.

i have loved every moment of my time within the adult industry and had it not been for family and my need for discretion, which i have to admit , has sometimes not been adhered to thoroughly, the error, however there is on my part.
I would have been a very rich lady.

its hard for some people to respect or even to agree to disagree with what their loved ones choose to do with their lives, bodies and minds.
it is a great shame
as my life has been unfulfilled in the sense that my compromises have been quite severe
now having watched a few documentaries on adult workers
mature escorts even older than myself.
and hearing their refreshing revelations and the fact that their children have disowned them, due to their choices in life,
has made me realize, that , you can still love youre family, but choose to do something which they may not agree with.
But its better to be honest, or is it?

to lie weaves a web of deceit, which leads to all kinds of trouble and a serious feeling of guilt and is more difficult to cope with,
truth although sometimes painful is always the better option. But some simply cant swallow i!
double entendre intended.

so charming my new friend is and as his name suggests, Happy

teeth full of gold and a heart to match charming gentle and delightful

love to meet every kind of person,
I have experienced so many exciting opportunities whilst in this wickedly delightful world of pleasure giving and receiving

and a good few years in the old gal yet xxxx

Thursday, February 28th 2019

tingle distraction

Almost March again

and welcoming the mad march hare season.
we have been enjoying some lovely warm weather, which has seen people opting to go outside in shorts and sandals, hmm prefer higher temperatures before i don my shorts.

i want to tell you about something that happened to me the other day, it was very worrying for me.
As i have had so much worry of late that ive almost been expecting it to have had a knock on affect, with my health, how can it not?

I poured myself a cup of tea. when all at once the tingle began.

Not the tingle i would hope for. It was my left hand that started to tingle, all my fingers the entire length of them, tingling weirdly almost like a surging nettle sting. it scares me to talk about it

being of an anxious personality, i started to panic, which gave rise to a panic attack, naturally.

i then googled the experience . which put me more into a panic.
i could not stop the panic.

thinking about my heart .and all the emotional pain ive been enduring almost non stop for a ,long time now.
not knowing quite what to do.

i rang my son, who told me he was sick of my hypochondria.
Which is how people tend to react , when theyve heard it all before, a very tough situation to be in as a hypochondriac.

But just because youre a hypo doesnt mean youre not ill.

I rang my go to guy. a lovely young lad who has been my friend and fuck buddy for a few years now.
it was midnight and i was wanting an early night prior to the tingle.
and i knew i would not be going to bed early now.

Jamie arrived about twenty minutes later, worried about me.

i was determined i was not going to end up in bed with him this time,
and certainly not jump his bones.

He kissed me gently and after some soothing conversation, pulled me ontop of him and again kissed me, gently and passionately.
it occurred to me that this could be just exactly what i needed,

what the hell, why reject him. were my thoughts, i want to get through this, so decided, to get stuck into him in every way.

Only wish id installed a camera to film what was to be our best session yet.

what a cracking sex tape. it would have made.
hindsight always a good thing. i should know by now to prepare for the unexpected.

At only thirty years old. this guy has a lot of stamina and abundant spunk,
almost ten minutes after he had cum ,
he was cuming again.
and his cock never went down, which meant i could still ride him after he had cum.

what a delight it was to ride him in every position i could imagine.
even invented a few new ones too.

it was very steamy and my body shook and trembled with ecstasy as
i rode him .
he was game for anything." use me " he told me.

first on top, then underneath, where he took me slowly and deeply
enjoying every thrust.
i turned and fucked him backwards. then sideways.

he watched my lips engulf his hard thick shaft.

im so looking forward to him fucking me, whilst standing up.
it takes a strong man to do this, but at 6 .3 tall, and me at 5.7 and at only eight stone, i think it will be easy for him.

I love him taking control of me, ripping my knickers off and taking me
in the way ive become used to,

We were at it for hours. with a short interlude, before another horny morning
session.

i cant get enough of him.
his cock always tastes so good, and i love to gag on its length,

The healing benefits of great sex are there for everyone, and i can honestly say he blew my blues away, and my tingle was now in the place where only a tingle should be.
right between my legs.

I may be almost twice his age
but i think i wore him out and de spunked him dry.

he left me unable to walk, and today my body is sore from the muscles ive used powering my body into his.

what a feeling. a full body workout and a great glow now sits with me.
until my next sos message for Jamie, my go to guy to cum rescue me

Thursday, February 21st 2019

harassment and abuse

I have been attacked verbally . in my webcam room, every day now for the last week

I can not understand why someone who doesnt find me nice, sexy or interesting, would want to come into my room to spend time
verbally attacking me and slagging me off.
trying to hurt me and make me feel self-conscious

All i can say is Get a life !

you have been reported and you will be dealt with accordingly,
you are a terrible rude nasty person.

I have done nothing wrong to anyone here, and enjoy my time camming with those who like me too I never insult or attack anyone with bad words.
and i respect everyone,
I ask the same in return.
So, to that end, please take leave and dont come back anymore.