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| Sunday, March 31st 2024 |
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| Easter fun and frolics |
Happy Easter everybody!! I hope you are all enjoying a long and very indulgent weekend, as I am! xx
I love Easter and find it quite a nostalgic time of year. There's a lot of good, old films on TV today - perfect to cosy up to whilst scoffing Easter eggs, or even better a glass of wine! I am watching Willy Wonka at the moment and feeling all warm and fuzzy. (The original great one of course, not the weird new one with Johnny Depp dressed as Michael Jackson).
I have met some absolutely lovely people this weekend and have been having a fabulous naughty time!! I am not going to be around for a month or so after Easter Monday, so if you'd like to get your hands (or other bits!) on me, today or tomorrow is the time to get in touch and make it happen!
Wishing you all a WONDERFUL Easter weekend, and hope to see you soon!
Lots of kisses,
Evie Xxxx
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| Wednesday, March 27th 2024 |
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| Late night outcalls! |
Hi everyone and wishing you all a very happy Easter!! I'm so excited for the long weekend.... I'm looking forward to having a few days off my day job, relaxing, and having some sexy fun with you naughty lot!! And I expect eating my body weight in chocolate will feature in there somewhere too :D
As some of you will know I am sadly no longer able to offer incalls at the moment. I want to say a BIG thank you to my lovely incall friends for all your support over the years, and I hope to see you very soon! xx But as of now I am returning to playing the way I have done for most of my escort life, which is as an evening / late night outcall only girl. I am looking forward to plenty of new, exciting, after dark adventures!!
On a different subject I am now going to give myself a well deserved smack on the bottom, as I had not realised I had neglected this blog for so long. I thought I hadn't written for a number of months, in fact it has been FOUR YEARS :D Last time I wrote it was the start of Covid, and we all thought the world would never be the same again. How times change, fortunately! It just goes to show you never know what's round the corner, and we should all seize our pleasures where we may, while we can xxx
Lots of kisses and have a WONDERFUL Easter weekend!!
Evie Xxxxx
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| Friday, November 13th 2020 |
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| Plague, pestilence and Friday the 13th |
So, the plague is rife in England, and it's Friday the 13th today. Anyone care to take a guess at what might be next on the list? A swarm of locusts, or wild horses eating each other maybe! Or perhaps we'll get lucky and just be overrun with frogs 
I am not a superstitious girl however, and undeterred by these portents of doom I continue to be around as usual!! I know that in these difficult times risks and benefits have to be weighed up very carefully. However I feel that joy and happiness are important too, and that we need to seize these things where we can.
Lots of kisses
Evie Xxx
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| Saturday, April 25th 2020 |
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| Doing my STI check in lockdown! |
Congratulations! You've seen the title to this blog, yet are continuing to read on anyway. You've reached a new low - you're officially so bored you'll read anything. Even a post about somebody sticking a swab up their bum
So, yes I have, for the first time, had to do my own full STI check, by post. I had naively assumed that I'd do a little swab, and knowing that I had to do a fingerprick blood test, thought that would include pressing my finger against a test paper as well.....
Not so! I had to bleed my finger (the medical term is "milking" apparently - bleugh) into quite a big tube, and then take my own oral, vaginal and bum bum swabs too. I had thought a big soft paper cotton bud type article might be involved, but no, as it turns out it's more akin to a giant cocktail stick. Ouch
So, it appears that I played doctors and nurses with myself quite successfully, as the results came back as perfectly performed tests, and all clear. 
Lots of kisses and many apologies for the most boring post ever! But, y'know, I am housebound 
Stay well and take care,
Evie Xxx
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| Tuesday, January 5th 2016 |
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| Happy New Year!!.... |
... to everyone on Adultwork, and especially all my lovely clients old and new!! Thank you so much for all the wonderful times over the last year, and here's to plenty more naughtiness in 2016
This last year has been an amazing period for me, as after years of being an outcall only escort, I finally began offering incalls for the first time! It has been so much fun, and my only regret is that I didn't do it before. I cant believe I was so nervous! I am offering incalls daily now and loving every minute of it.
Lots of kisses and wishing everyone a wonderful and very sexy 2016
Evie Xxxxxx
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| Wednesday, July 29th 2015 |
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| English Evie - A First!! |
So... I have a very exciting announcement to make, which is that after (ahem) years of being an outcall only escort, I have finally taken the plunge and decided to have a one-off incall day next week!
I am excited, but a little bit nervous, as I have never done incalls before. So I hope you will all be gentle with me
I'm really looking forward to it, and would absolutely love to see some of you gorgeous ladies and gents that I haven't had the chance to meet with yet.
And if none of you turn up... well I hear that Lenny Henry wanders the corridors of this particular hotel so I shall be forced to lie in wait and shag him instead!
Have a WONDERFUL evening,
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| Wednesday, May 20th 2015 |
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| English Evie - Embarrassing moments |
So.... I have just made the ultimate in faux pas and asked for a wash and blow job at the hairdressers.
Fortunately it was a female not male stylist so I wasn't taken up on the offer but even for someone as accustomed to embarrassing themselves as I am, it was a cringe makingly awful moment!! Plus then I had to sit there pretending I hadn't said it for the following 45 minutes.
So, to try and rid myself of the aftermath of this particular humiliation, I have been trying to think about all the other embarrassing experiences I have had. Tragically, there are very many of them! As you might know, there is actually a question in the AW interview for service providers about their most embarrassing moments... I laughed when I first saw this as it has a tiny box in which to put your answer, whereas I need a full A4 notebook in which to put mine.
Anyway, in an attempt at catharsis, please find below my most embarrassing moment ever
So... when I was 15 I had my first boyfriend, with whom I had my first ever sexual relationship. After a loooong period of dating, his parents had finally, and very reluctantly, agreed that I could stay over at their house, in his bedroom in his double bed.
I was very excited about it, but also a little shy as his parents were quite strict and I was a bit of a timid little mouse at that age!
So, I came over, we went to bed, and everything was fine until I needed the loo in the middle of the night. Unlike my parents, this family didn't leave a hallway light on, so I had to kind of grope my way to the bathroom in the pitch black, then feel my way back along the landing. I managed to find my way back in the dark, felt along the wall into the bedroom, then gratefully climbed into the end of the bed under the covers and crawled up to the top and put my head on the pillow.
At that point I heard female screaming and knew something was wrong. It turn out I had gone into his parents' room by accident and inadvertently climbed into bed in between his mum and dad. The worst thing was that because it was dark and I was panicked I couldn't get out so had to physically grope my way down both their naked bodies to climb out the bottom of the bed, under the covers, the way I had got in.
After this, my friends told me I would get over it and the embarrassment would fade. That actually hasn't happened. Even though it was years ago now I still hide from the parents when I see them in my home town 
Lots of kisses,
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| Wednesday, February 18th 2015 |
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| MFF Threesomes!! |
So... today I thought I'd write a blog about one of my most favourite things in the world - MFF threesomes!! I completely adore meeting couples for delicious three way fun, and am not ashamed to say it is my favourite kind of booking!
Much as I love seeing two guys at once (or more), and meets with other escort ladies, this blog is particularly devoted to couple meets. So, I am writing this with couples, and in particular ladies who might be new to this, in mind
So...as I'm sure you've seen from my profile, I am an experienced and genuinely bisexual lady, who just loves to have sexual encounters with both women and men! I will always respect your boundaries and ground rules, whilst guaranteeing to provide you with an amazing and incredibly sexy time. All the services I give to men I give to women also... with a few additional services thrown in for good measure! So if you like tribbing, scissoring, breast play, strap on / toy play (or just want to try!) I might be the lady for you xx
I'm also a really friendly, sweet and genuine girl-next-door whose only motivation is to give you both a great time. I will respect any ground rules you set and will absolutely not behave inappropriately (...unless you ask me to of course!!) However, if you're looking for a full on, no limits, no holes barred service I love to do that too ... it allows me full freedom which is such a turn on for me.
I really love being part of an experience that allows couples to take their relationship that one step further, but you can be assured that for me, the meet finishes when I step out the door. You don't have to be worried about any further contact... unless you specifically request it Whilst I do have to phone ahead of time to confirm the booking, I'm very happy to have telephone contact with the lady only if you prefer.
Last of all...I am also happy to attend sessions where I have no contact whatsoever with the gentleman, including even making eye contact. This is something that I am asked a lot, so please don't think it's an unusual request! Usually in this scenario, the gentleman will film, take photos, and/or have contact with his partner only. Please do get in touch if you feel that you might like this kind of booking, as I am more than happy to provide it!
Lots of kisses
Evie Xxxx
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| Wednesday, January 28th 2015 |
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| A very belated Happy New Year... |
... to everyone on Adultwork, and especially all my lovely clients old and new!! Thank you so much for all the wonderful times over the last year, and here's to plenty more in 2015!
So here I am back in cold rainy Blighty, having buggered off for the whole of January. It's nice to be home though, and ESPECIALLY nice to be back on Adultwork having been chaste for the last 3 weeks!! To anyone thinking of booking me tonight, I hope you've got a lot of energy
Well I have become a bit of a walking cliché at the moment, as I decided to start going to the gym as a New Year's resolution. There is a side of me that despises myself for it, as when I used to go to the gym regularly we would piss ourselves laughing at the saddos that signed up on the 2nd January, attended twice in their brand new exercise gear and the trainers they got for Christmas, and then were never seen again. However now, it seems, the plimsoll is on the other foot.
Wish me luck!!
Lots of kisses,
Evie Xxxxx
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| Wednesday, December 3rd 2014 |
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| Same day / Short notice bookings!! |
Hi everyone and hope you’re all having a lovely sexy evening! Brrr well the cold weather seems to be properly underway now…. but, on the bright side, tis a great excuse to have lots of fun under the covers to keep nice and warm!
Well, as the title of this blog suggests, a lot of people have been asking me recently how come I now offer same day / short notice bookings only! Don’t worry, as a nighttime escort in London I am still very happy to accept appointments made in the morning for the evening, as well as the late night late notice meets that I have always offered and enjoyed
Unfortunately though I can no longer take bookings made more than 12 hours in advance. This is due to the fact that although my client cancellation rate is normally between 0 and 1%, for advance bookings it began to exceed (gulp!) 95%. This sadly made it untenable for me to continue to offer this type of appointment. However, if you decide you would like to meet me in advance, this doesn’t mean that I won’t see you of course - you just need to get in touch on the day instead
The week that changed my mind about accepting advance bookings was a couple of months ago. I am used to the wife’s flight arriving early, having to pick up a relative from the airport unexpectedly, or the client’s work suddenly sending them abroad without notice as reasons for cancelling with me (as for some reason I seem to have a direct effect on BA’s flight schedule). But this particular week was different. I had received and accepted five separate advance bookings. However when the time for the meets rolled round all five cancelled on the same day, citing the death of a distant elderly female relative as the cause. Now I must say at this point that I do understand that these things occasionally happen, and of course I genuinely have the utmost sympathy for anyone that has suffered an actual bereavement. But five old women in a day? That’s got to be an unusually high hit rate. I don’t know whether to be awed or terrified by my seemingly incredible powers. (Although on the plus side, if you have a lingering, very rich great aunt and are experiencing financial difficulties it seems as though advance booking me should do the trick.)
Anyhoo. The good news is that the new arrangements seem to suit my lovely clients as they can just get in touch when they feel horny! It also suits me, as I love spontaneity and excitement. I like waking up in the morning not knowing what naughtiness I will be getting up to that night or with whom
Lots of kisses
Evie Xxxxx
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| Thursday, October 30th 2014 |
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| All Hallow's Evie |
Hi naughty guys and girls, and hope everyone is having a wonderful sexy evening!
I haven't blogged in ages (bad Evie) but just wanted to wish all on Adultwork a happy Halloween
I decided to be a bit different this year and carve my pumpkin into a pussy instead of a Jack-o'-lantern. However that idea definitely looked better in my head, as thanks to my lack of artistic ability the end result looks like she has a pumpkin STI!! You can see my pussy pump(kin) on the left.
Lots of kisses,
Evie Xxxx
PS I just want to assure everyone that although my pumpkin looks like a pussy, my pussy very definitely does not look like that pumpkin. xx
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| Wednesday, August 20th 2014 |
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| Unusual Likes |
Well, following on from my Unusual Dislikes blog a few weeks ago, I thought I'd even things up and post about some of my unusual likes too!!
It could be said that I lot of the things I enjoy are unusual... after all watersports, strap on, toys and roleplay are not for everyone. Not to mention the far more extreme services I offer... which might raise an eyebrow even amongst the most open minded!
No the likes I wanted to write about are the ones that you wouldn't expect - even (or maybe especially!) from a naughty girl like me!
1) Smoking. I love to watch a man smoke, and definitely have some kind of reverse smoking fetish! For some reason I love to see a man light a cigarette and smoke it in front of me, even though I don't smoke and never have. I have no idea why this is, but I suspect it's because my first sexual experiences were with the older boys that drank and smoked behind the bike sheds. Naughty Evie
2) Deep kissing a man who has had an (alcoholic) drink, especially beer. See (1) above.
3) Being the Plan B. I can have some quite naughty sub tendencies, and really enjoy being invited over in a hurry if your Plan A lady has let you down! I don't mind this at all and in fact it's a real turn on for me to know I am filling another lady's "shoes" at short notice.
4) Chatting very openly about myself during our meet - feel free to ask me anything you want! I'm an open book and am very happy to answer any questions you might have, even personal ones! Don't worry though, I won't ever waste your time with unnecessary blather... getting down to action for the whole date is just great with me too... after all that's what I'm there for
And just in case I sound too pleased with myself, I have a new unusual dislike to add to my previous list... body stockings. I do love them, and think they look really sexy, especially the full body ones! Unfortunately however, for the second time this week I have got hopelessly (and painfully) tangled up in one, resulting in the client having to snip me out.
No picture to accompany the blog this week, as apparently (as I've just found out) searching for smoking pictures brings up some not very nice images indeed.
Hope you all have a wonderful and very sexy evening!
Lots of kisses
Evie Xxxxx
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| Wednesday, August 6th 2014 |
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| Random Shizzle |
Hi everyone, and hope you're all enjoying the hot (and may I say rather horn-inducing!) sunny August weather!
Well, rather selfishly, both my drivers are on holiday at the moment - how very dare they. This means that although I'm usually able to visit anywhere in London and Surrey, I will be restricted to outcalls in the Kingston upon Thames area til the end of this week!
However, worry not as normal horny service will shortly be resumed, and I will be back to behaving shamefully throughout SE England from this coming Friday (8th August) onwards!
On the positive side, if you are in or near Kingston, I have more availability than usual at the moment... so if you've been thinking about calling but have never actually taken the plunge... there's no time like the present xxx
In other news, I had my regular STI check yesterday, which came back all clear - yay! They had to take blood from my arm though and couldn't find a vein, so it took the nurse a few goes. As a result my inner arm is all bruisey, and I have a couple of needlemarks too (sympathy please!) So for anyone seeing me in the next couple of days, no I'm not an intravenous drug user... despite some quite compelling physical evidence at the moment to the contrary
Well, if I have tempted you with either my tale of woe or news of my physical deformity please do feel free to drop me a call or text. I am around til late tonight and will be up for naughty fun until the early hours ... so hope to see you then!!
Lots of kisses,
Evie Xxxx
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| Wednesday, June 25th 2014 |
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| Pussy pumping |
Am I disturbing you? Of course not… It’s a lovely sunny June evening, but you’re sitting in a darkened room browsing Adultwork in your pants; just like I am.
Today though, I have no need for pants, as I have a lovely new toy in the form of a pussy pump! I am really getting into pussy pumping recently - I just love the feeling of engorgement and super-sensitivity it brings… and I have to say the results look pretty damn sexy as well
I think I'm getting a little too addicted though, as it seems I can't leave the house these days without having a sneaky little pump first! The feeling of walking along in a light summer dress, whilst the breeze tickles your extremely sensitive nether regions is definitely not an experience to miss (if you're a lady that is; I imagine it might attract the wrong sort of attention if you are a man.)
So if you enjoy pussy pumping too, or think it's something you'd love to try, just mention the pump on the phone to me when booking and I'll be happy to bring it along!!
Lots of naughty kisses,
Evie Xxxxx
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| What is your starsign? |
Cancer June 22 - July 22 |
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| What is your Primary Language? |
English |
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| What is your Secondary Language? |
A little French, Spanish and Arabic |
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| What is your favourite colour? |
Red |
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| What is your best feature? |
Boobs |
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| What three words best describe your personality? |
Sexy, genuine, fun |
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| What is your favourite food? |
Chocolate! |
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| What is your favourite drink? |
Rose, or dry white wine |
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| What is your favourite film? |
I like horrors, and thrillers. And porn :D |
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| What is your favourite TV programme? |
Judge Judy - my guilty pleasure! |
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| What are your favourite flowers? |
Roses |
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| What is your favourite perfume? |
Be Desired (DKNY) |
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| What is your favourite gift? |
A bottle of wine for us to share |
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| What is your favourite holiday destination? |
Egypt |
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| What is your ethnicity? |
Caucasian (White) |
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| What is the colour of your eyes? |
Blue |
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| What is the colour of your hair? |
Blonde |
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| What length is your hair? |
Medium |
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| How tall are you? |
5'7" |
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| What is your shoe size? |
7 |
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| What is your dress size? |
12 |
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| What size is your chest? |
34" |
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| What is your bra cup-size? |
D |
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| How would you describe the size of your breasts? |
Medium |
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| Are your breasts natural or enhanced? |
Natural |
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| How is your pubic hair fashioned? |
Trimmed |
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| Do you smoke? |
No |
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| Do you have any tattoos or piercings? |
Neither |
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| If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they |
None |
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| Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location? |
A little light coloured birthmark on my lower back |
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| What times are you always available? |
Whenever my green light is on! |
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| Will you do overnight bookings? |
Yes |
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| List of Towns/Areas you will visit |
Anywhere within SW/central London & Surrey |
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| How long are you prepared to travel for? |
1hr |
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| Nearest rail station? |
Kingston upon Thames |
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| What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? |
What to choose! I seem to make a wally of myself all the time - fortunately I am good at styling it out :D Last month I tripped over very badly and obviously whilst crossing the road between two cars - turns out one was towing the other, but I hadn't noticed the rope |
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| What sort of men turn you on? |
I like friendly, genuine men that don't take themselves too seriously!! |
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| What sort of women turn you on? |
All women turn me on ... but I particularly love curvy, busty ladies x |
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| What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? |
The first time I orgasmed through penetration, and the first time I was made to squirt... both courtesy of gentlemen I met on AW! You know who you are x |
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| What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) |
It's too naughty for public consumption! But if you tell me yours, I'll tell you mine ;) |
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| Where would you most like to have sex? |
Anywhere and everywhere! |
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| What is your favourite sexual position? |
Doggy style |
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| What is your second favourite sexual position? |
Missionary.. I love the feel of being "taken" |
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| What is your biggest turn on? |
I really love deep french kissing ... it gets my juices flowing in a way that nothing else can ;) |
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| The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? |
Having the back of my neck gently kissed x |
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| What is your favourite sexual fantasy? |
I have so many... it's difficult to choose! But having sex with a woman while her partner watches is a big favourite of mine |
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| How often do you masturbate? |
Every day and twice on sundays |
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| What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? |
Oral sex, giving and receiving |
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| When is your libido at its highest? |
Night time! |
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