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| Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 |
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| April 2024 Update - I waited until 2nd April… |
….as I didn’t want anyone to think I was playing an April Fools joke!
I hope everyone has had a lovely Easter / long bank holiday weekend :)
This has been a little while in the making, I am pleased to announce that I now have limited access to occasionally offer incalls at a discreet location 5-10 min walk away from Holloway Road (Piccadilly line).
I will be trialling this with members who I consider to have ‘good feedback’ and am only able to offer 2/3/4 hour meets at this location at a slightly enhanced rate to cover my costs there.
I look forward to seeing you soon, Kristen xXx
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| Tuesday, February 22nd 2022 |
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| Etiquette and expectations…. |
Hey guys,
Having recently had a little flurry of lower feedback members enquiring to see me, I thought it would be a good time and perhaps useful to just do a quick update and refresher around basic etiquette / expectations (I don’t ask for much but I do this very much part time and less and less due to time constraints more recently, so I do like to enjoy my meets (as those who have seen me will know), have fun and not at any time feel like any of this is ‘hard work’ and that includes at pre-meet stage!
What I expect:
A nice, polite and courteous message.
Even if you’re asking for the most utterly filthy time, I still expect as a minimum, a basic introduction and for you to be respectful both in tone and of my time.
Please read my profile as most questions are answered there, and then let me know:-
- suggested date/s and time/s (ideally more than one option where possible)
- duration (length of time of booking)
- location (I only offer outcall - if you would like hotel recommendations in my preferred area to work, I do have a ‘copy & paste list’ I can send).
- any particular requests / services etc.
To also note, I will not meet in a location which I feel may compromise my safety, privacy or my need for discretion (I’m unlikely to see you if you book a small, independent guest house type hotel where there is one staff member sitting on reception likely to challenge me entering!). If you’re not sure, send me the location details and I’ll let you know (ideally before you book it to avoid disappointment).
What I will not tolerate:
- anyone who just sends something like ‘R U free 2nite bbz?’ - this will be deleted (you will see when you go into sent mail > the time I have read and then deleted, in case you’re not sure).
- If you send a lot of messages in quick succession / asking lots of questions (including anything obvious / already clear on my profile), even if I have agreed to see you - if you make comms difficult or more onerous than they need to be, I most likely will change my mind.
- I won’t engage in dirty talk or exchanging zillions of messages, I just don’t have the time and want things to be simple. There are plenty of providers who offer cam/chat - but I’m not one of them. If I feel the conversation is heading that way, I will politely inform you. If it happens again or continues, I won’t meet and will block.
- If you ask me to bring a lot of items along especially household objects eg. wine glasses, bowls (I’m not IKEA!) or what I feel is an unnecessary amount of outfits (eg 10 for a 1 hour meet!) then this wont be met with a pleasant response. You are more than welcome to bring household objects yourself but I won’t be carrying them around town like a beach donkey!
- I have most items you’d expect an escort to have and if I don’t I’ll always be upfront and let you know, but then don’t ask me simply to ‘get it’. If I don’t have it, chances are I don’t need it / wont ever need it again. If there is something you want and can’t bring with, on exception (and with plenty of advance notice) at my discretion, if you send over the funds in advance via AW credits to cover the purchase, I’m happy to sort this. You can then also take it with you after the meet, as again I may not be able to store it depending on what exactly it is! Lol!
xx
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| Monday, January 3rd 2022 |
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| Happy New Year :) |
I just thought I’d take this opportunity to wish everyone a happy new year. I hope everyone had a fantastic Christmas, got some well earned rest and are looking forward to what’s in store for 2022.
Im approaching this year very positively - last year certainly had its ups and downs for most of us and I truly do hope that the world does return to some level of normality. One of the things I have particularly missed is being able to travel so freely and without all the planning and preparation that has to go into the pre departure forms, tests etc.
Looking forward to seeing you all more in 2022.
Kristen xXx |
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| Tuesday, November 2nd 2021 |
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| Magic of Eight (888) |
It’s been a while since I saw my feedback at lucky 777, and a little way off an emergency at 999! I thought I would do a quick blog as I just noticed I’m currently sitting at 888.
I was looking into the meaning of 888 (those who know me will know I’m not particularly spiritual), but some of the information I read about this magic number was interesting and insightful.
Apparently 888 is very lucky and the meaning has a lot to do with the belief that you’ll make progress and attain success.
I consider myself extremely lucky, particularly to have met so many truly lovely people (mostly!) along my journey.
This was reinforced when I saw a gent again who I last saw once in 2014 and honestly, it was like catching up with someone I hadn’t seen in a long time - I actually impressed myself with how much I had remembered about him as a person (not in a creepy way, he is an interesting character!). We had a lovely time and it was nice to hear ‘you haven’t changed and I can’t believe I waited this long to see you’.
Feeling very grateful right now :) |
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| Sunday, August 29th 2021 |
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| Return of the Rack :p |
I’m back after a relaxing and restful couple of months and looking forward to welcoming both returning clients and newbies alike (with feedback of course!)
I think the decision to return was brought forward slightly by the fact that I was fortunate enough to meet up again with Alysa Gap - what a goddess…such a sexy bod and her cute Russian accent whispering in my ear whilst she played with my clit until it gushed! Safe to say I’m very happy about being back and getting to meet the girls of my dreams (wet ones, whilst watching porn!) is a total highlight for me!
Anyway, I digress - having some time out gave me an opportunity to have a think about my services and what I want to offer going forward.
You will notice that my ‘likes’ list has changed as a result of this and even if you have read somewhere I done something before, if it’s no longer on my list - please do check with me rather than assuming and being disappointed!
Looking forward to seeing you and hope you enjoy the rest of the bank holiday xXx
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| Monday, June 21st 2021 |
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| Taking a break |
For a variety of reasons I have decided to take a break from escorting.
This hasn’t been an easy decision at all, especially now the world is ‘returning to normal’ but I just thought I would set the record straight especially as I have just seen some rather disappointing and unexpected feedback from a client I have seen many many times spanning across several years, implying that I cancelled last minute (which I would never do) and that I was blasé about my reasons (which again, I don’t have to justify - if it’s personal - that should be that). Nothing bad at all, nothing to worry about - I just don’t feel that I need to share my personal information (I mean I’ve done a fairly good job being discreet up until now!).
I know that this will be disappointing to some, but I wasn’t expecting a regular client who I gave a weeks notice of cancellation, to act in this way and quite frankly that says more about that individual than it does about me.
Wishing everyone well and watch this space xXx |
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| Monday, June 7th 2021 |
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| Welcome Back :) |
Just a quick update - I’ve had a lovely couple of weeks back seeing some familiar faces and also some lovely new people :)
It’s so good to be back to some level of normality isn’t it? I’ve been enjoying the (mostly) beautiful weather, socialising with friends and attending all the rescheduled events (birthday brunches etc) that had to be rebooked as a result of lockdowns! Looks like this week is going to be a scorcher too.
I just thought I would take this opportunity to remind everyone of my current situation as it would seem some people are still missing this important information on my profile:
I am an OUTCALL ONLY provider (this isn’t going to change - there is no point messaging to say ‘let me know when you can accommodate’ as this will just be met with a quick delete).
I am only available on WEEKDAY EVENINGS (after work hours).
I do not see members with 0 feedback (it’s fantastic that the booking system is now up and running and that we can now leave feedback for one another).
It would be super helpful when you make initial contact, if you could clearly state when, where and duration so I can promptly check my diary and come back to you. If I feel it is a ping pong game of messaging, I am likely to switch off.
Have a glorious week xx
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| Sunday, April 18th 2021 |
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| Easing of Lockdown |
I’m super excited by the start of the easing of lockdown last week and what looks to be the beginning of getting back to our daily lives and routines back on track :) especially with what looks to be a mini heatwave this week!
I have had quite a few enquiries recently so thought I’d just ‘jump on’ and answer some:
1. London clinics / STI testing
Self-isolation has meant a change in a lot of people's sex lives and experts believe this has been a ‘once-in-a-lifetime opportunity’ to drive down STI’s. With the re-opening of clinics, as well as options to receive home test kits (depending obviously on circumstances), there really is no excuse to not that get that clean bill of health.
Whether you’re a client of mine or never plan to see me, I honestly am more than happy to send further details to anyone who wants to message me - just mark the subject line as ‘London Clinics’.
2. Incalls
Unfortunately I do not have any plans for the foreseeable future to be able to offer incalls (to accommodate). I know this seems like an inconvenience especially at this current time when booking a hotel may be slightly trickier. I can suggest a couple of discreet bookable apartment options / hotels who are still accommodating at this time if you do want to see me there, or alternatively you can always book me with another girl (who offers an incall option).
3. Availability
I am in my final year (hopefully!) of studying and this is a really important one for me. I am mainly available on weekday late afternoons / evenings and rarely available last minute - as much notice as possible is preferred. Please also check out my FAQ’s about location - places like Heathrow require a minimum time booking / travel fee. |
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| Friday, January 8th 2021 |
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| Happy New Year - 2021! |
Who would have actually thought we would be starting the year with another lockdown like this? I can’t say I’m surprised though as it’s been leading up to it with the increased numbers being reported. Obviously a little bit disappointed that a few fun events I had lined up (concerts, brunches etc) have been cancelled but so happy that everyone around me thankfully is safe snd well.
I am actually kind of grateful in a way that I’m no longer having to do my usual commute in to work and that I can spend the time doing all those things that were on the ‘rainy day list’ including sorting out my wardrobes (plus all the lingerie I have amassed over the past decade!). I wonder if the charity shop accepts sexy lingerie? Some of it actually still has tags on! Lol!
I am also pleased to be ‘stuck indoors’ because it’s warmer at home than outside, temperatures plummeting to -2c last night and this afternoon even spotting some light snow. Using this excuse to catch up on Netflix (as if I ever needed more of an excuse), but just finished watching Sex Education Season 2 (I’m not sure it was as good as the first, but it’s super funny in parts, and Gillian Anderson is phwoar at 52!)
Let’s hope that we are on the right track to returning to some level of normality and that it won’t be long until we get to meet again :)
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| Thursday, December 24th 2020 |
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| Merry Christmas 2020 :) |
It’s been a rather interesting year - no one could have predicted what was going to happen this time last year.
Thankfully I have been rather fortunate - this year hasn’t been as bad as for me as I know it has for many others.
I have managed to successfully graduate from my studies and am looking into continuing my studies and specialising within my particular industry - exciting times ahead. I have also had plenty of time for rest and relaxation - I’ve even started running in my free time (I had entered a timed competition run but unfortunately being in Tier 4 put a stop to that!). I’ve been enjoying spending time with my rabbit (no, no not that kind - a rather large lop eared bunny!) <——-
Honestly though the most important thing for me this year has been that my family, friends and I have been fit and healthy throughout this difficult time.
It’s been a particularly odd time as I enjoy travelling and look forward to getting away as much as I can each year - so I really hope that this is something that will be possible again in 2021; at least some staycations even if foreign travel remains restricted.
In such uncertain times it is sooo hard to know what the future may hold in terms of how the ‘new world’ will look or when meets can take place again.
I remember this time last year taking some sexy snaps with my good friend Woofie35 for her annual advent calendar. I’ve just checked out her 2020 edition in her PG and there’s some really fun pics! I can’t wait until we can collaborate again for Christmas 2021.
All that’s really left is for me to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New year - eat well, stay safe and let’s hope that 2021 can be much more fun-filled than 2020. :) |
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| Wednesday, November 25th 2020 |
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| Lots more toys on the way...! |
I hope that everyone has been keeping well during this second lockdown. I’ve been enjoying being at home a little more as been able to work and study remotely. I have come to realise that during this lockdown, whilst the shops (non-essential) are closed, I seem to have wanted to shop more than ever online! Especially items that I don’t have to worry about returning anymore eg winter boots that don’t fit!
This was in fact validated just now when I received a special invitation to LoveHoney Unlimited. The issue I now have is that there is slightly more temptation to fill my basket with all the latest toys I find because of this new discount and unlimited free delivery offer!
Oh dear, someone please take my credit card away lol! :p |
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| Saturday, October 31st 2020 |
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| Happy Halloween |
This evening I am heading off to a socially distanced outdoor party (let’s hope the weather stays decent!) with my ‘bubble’.
I am still deciding whether to dress in a traditional Halloween outfit - maybe a witch or black cat or whether to go for something a bit more comical / Covid themed (my friends just told me that one person is going as a toilet roll and her sister is going as an empty toilet roll tube! I love how people come up with these ideas!).
Totally gutted to hear the news of the further lockdown announcement this evening, starting again on Thursday but totally understand that these things need to be done, given the pandemic situation we are currently in.
Stay safe and hope to see you guys soon xx |
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| Monday, October 26th 2020 |
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| Hope you’re staying positive and testing negative! |
Even during these ‘Covid times’, sexual health is so important and is still so easily accessible!
I was absolutely flabbergasted to receive this message yesterday from a client I saw in 2018 who wanted to see me again <——
45 years old
Been a member since 2013
74 feedback
NEVER BEEN TESTED!
I’m not here to ‘call people out’ hence why I’ve blocked the username, but it’s this sheer ignorance which really isn’t helpful.
Most sexual health clinics are operating, albeit with a reduced service. My favourite ‘go to’ London clinic - Dean Street, Soho are still offering home self sampling test kits (can send to home, office, friend etc) - totally discreet packaging, or if too tricky to send, you can walk in, register on your phone and pick up your self-sampling kit from the ground floor reception at 56 Dean Street.
I get tested every month as a matter of course, it’s in my diary pretty much like the dentist, hygienist, optician etc. is too.
Theres nothing scary about it and it really couldn’t be any simpler!
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| Sunday, October 25th 2020 |
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| 8 days to go.... |
....until the US Presidential Election!
I’m really enjoying watching/listening to anything but Covid related news at the moment and have recently got into following the US Presidential Election. I have some close friends in the US who have been sending through some entertaining election related memes too!
I had to laugh at this one <———- looks like one of the most uncomfortable dildos that ever existed!
Actually, the comments on the linked post were hilarious!
‘Trump has already fucked me enough without having to stick his head up my a**!’
‘Only way his face will get near a willing vagina’
‘For all the anti-trump people always displaying signs that say "F**K TRUMP". Here's your chance!’ |
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| What is your favourite food? |
Chocolate |
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| What is your favourite drink? |
Coke Zero |
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| What is your favourite perfume? |
Tom Ford |
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| What is your ethnicity? |
Caucasian (White) |
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| How would you describe your body type? |
Curvy |
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| How tall are you? |
5'4" |
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| How is your pubic hair fashioned? |
Shaved Completely |
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| What times are you always available? |
I’m never ALWAYS available :p |
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| Will you do overnight bookings? |
Depends |
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