| Q. How many times can I cum? |
A. There is no limit on the amount of times you can cum in the time you have paid for, other than the Quickie Blow & Go service, that's cum once. But please be aware, and this particularly applies to bookings shorter than 1 hour, that chatting, showering, dressing is incorporated into the time you have booked and extra time for this IS NOT tagged onto the end of your booked time.
For instance, a 30 minute booking means 30 mins from arriving to leaving my company, not 30 mins of sexy time then extra time beyond that 30 mins for showering/dressing/chatting so if you'd prefer a less rushed experience then please book a longer appointment.
Also don't expect me to exhaust myself trying or go over time to get a second/third pop out of you!
You should know your own body and what you are capable of. |
| Q. Can I have a 45 min booking? |
A. Yes at a cost of £130 |
| Q. Do you do Facials/ OWO or CIM? |
A. No because many STI,s can be transmitted by these activities and I am concerned with keeping things safe for myself and my clients, but I do adore sucking a nice hard cock, as you will see if you meet me ;-) and even though I do it safely I am often told that its the best bj they have ever experienced! So if you are the kind of guy who places importance on the fact that you will be taking from the appt nothing more than you arrived with ( apart from a huge smile of course!) then I am the ideal choice for you. |
| Q. Can I have a discount |
A. No .. My rates are very competitive for the service I provide. I will not engage in any form of bartering either so dont insult me by trying, I find it a huge turn off and will refuse to see you.
If you cant afford me then please dont embarrass yourself, just find someone more suited to your budget. |
| Q. How can I contact you |
A. Giving me a call is the best way but if my number isnt showing or I dont answer then please mail me telling me the date, time and duration of booking you would like and I will get back to you asap but please don't put a booking request in without speaking to me first to check availabilty |
| Q. Texts or emails asking can I have your post code so that I can see how far away you are? |
A. No sorry I do not give out address/post code details until we speak on the phone and I feel that you are genuinely interested in a booking. I am easy to travel to by car and can give you a pretty accurate estimate of how long it will take you to reach me. If you are serious about seeing me you will speak to me on the phone and get all the details that way. |
| Q. Will I get the full time that I have paid for? |
A. Most certainly, I would never end a session early as soon as you've cum but by the same token I don't take kindly to anyone taking advantage of my good nature so please don't take the mick by overstaying your paid for time or your welcome as chances are you won't be welcome again. |
| Q. Can I travel to you on my motorcycle/ is there safe parking for it? |
A. No sorry, arriving on a motorcycle is far too noisy and indiscreet |
| Q. Can we go bareback? Do you do anal? |
A. NO AND NO |
| Q. Oh dear I've cum much quicker/harder than I thought I would and feel totally drained. I know there's 30 mins/an hour left of my booking but can we end it now and I get a refund on the remaining time? |
A. As regards any refund the simple answer is no. Chances are I will have refused other clients to accommodate the time/duration of booking you requested. When you make a booking you are paying for my time and once your booking has begun its then much too late to offer that same time to anyone else who may have wanted it.
The same applies if you receive news during our time together that means you have to leave before the end of your paid time.
So obviously you are free to leave early and I won't be offended but please DO NOT expect or assume that any portion of the fee will be returned to you.
I would be happy to offer a massage or chat and a cuppa to use your remaining time. |
| Q. Can I shower at yours? |
A. Yes of course. I will always ask on your arrival if you require one and would prefer that you accept, please give your whole pubic, genital and bum area a good wash, including pubic hair as it does hang on to the smell of stale pee, then pull back the foreskin and get plenty of soap on there, I provide non perfumed gel for sensitive areas .. nothing worse than the smell of stale pee when I get down there and believe me it happens. I have great shower facilities and fresh, clean towels, mens shower gels and deodorant too so please take advantage ;-) If not then don't be surprised if you get a good going over with the wet wipes!
I will be fresh, clean and smelling lovely when we meet so please extend me the same courtesy. |
| Q. Why haven't you answered the questions in my email? |
A. Because they have all been answered in my profile if you could be bothered to read it |
| Q. Will you do..... Would you consider doing.... |
A. If it's not on my enjoys list I don't do it! |
| Q. Do you work late into the night? |
A. No I don't generally, I like to be finished by 6.30pm.
I may go a little later which will incur a slightly higher fee, but with plenty of prior notice. |
| Q. What are your dislikes? |
A. Bad manners and poor hygiene, particularly poor oral hygiene so please make sure you are minty fresh for your appointment. |
| Q. You sound quite business like when I've called first time to arrange a booking |
A. Due to so many timeswasters I find it best to keep things on a business like basis initially as I don't offer a free wank chat service and this tends to deter those sorts but rest assured when we meet you'll see I'm a lovely friendly and fun woman, well as long as you treat me nicely also. |
| Q. Can I bring you a gift? |
A. It isn't expected but what lady doesn't love to be spoiled so here are a few ideas,
Gio fully fashioned stockings in a size 9.
M&S cocoa dusted 'Champagne' Truffles.
Crabtree & Evelyn ' La Source' hand wash/ hand cream/ body lotion.
A nice bottle of wine.. white or red. New Zealand Marlborough Sauvignon blancs such as Brancott Estate or Oyster Bay, 19 Crimes Sauvignon blanc or Reds 19 crimes, Yellow Tail Jammy Red Roo are my faves.
Sipsmith or Whitley Neill gin, not the flavoured ones though please.
Jo Malone candles or perfumes.
Any of the above would make a lovely treat. |
| Q. Would you consider a 90 min booking? |
A. Yes .. a 90 min incall would be £230 |
| Q. Will you send me a face picture |
A. No sorry, purely for reasons of discretion. Should you be unhappy with my looks on your arrival you are under no obligation to stay but as my many feedbacks testify I am considered to be attractive. |
| Q. Feedback |
A. If you'd like to leave feedback after our meeting that would be much appreciated and I will reciprocate if you do, provided you are happy to receive it. |
| Q. Will you jump in the shower with me? |
A. No sorry thats not a service that I offer. |
| Q. Do you offer CIM and Facials |
A. CIM is fine but you will be wearing a condom. No I dont offer facials but happy for you to cum over any "safe" part of my body and no that most certainly DOES NOT include my clit/pussy! |
| Q. Do you offer OWO? |
A. No as its not safe sexual practice so all oral is covered .. but dont worry,with my expert skills I can guarantee that you will still be fighting for control! ;-) I am always being told how amazing it feels. |
| Q. Do you smoke? |
A. No I dont, happy to see clients who do although I do not allow smoking during your time with me and if you have strong smokers breath then kissing is likely to be absent or minimal, the same applies to bad breath, coffee breath as I also find this very off putting, bad/rotten or badly discoloured/yellowing teeth or dry/cotton mouth. |
| Q. Can I take photos/ film during the booking |
A. No sorry I dont allow either |
| Q. Do you work with anyone else |
A. No I am straight and totally independent, thats the way I like it and I am sure that I will prove to be enough of a handful on my own ;-) |
| Q. Will you meet 2 guys together? |
A. No sorry |
| Q. Do you have any sexy boots you could wear for me? |
A. Yes I have leather knee high boots, just let me know when you book |
| Q. Do you genuinely enjoy being an escort? |
A. Yes I really do as becomes clear if you read my feedback and field reports, I have a naturally high sex drive and enjoy the company and attention of men. |
| Q. I called but you didnt answer your phone |
A. Then either you called on a withheld number, in which case I will not answer or I have previously told you that I am not willing to meet you or I was busy with a client or family so please try again later |
| Q. I have never met an escort before and I am a little nervous |
A. First time gentlemen are more than welcome, you will find me very friendly and easy to chat to. Happy to take things at your pace with a chat over a drink when you arrive to relax you and ease into the fun so if you feel you'll need that please book enough time to incorporate that. |
