What is your starsign? |
Aries March 21 - April 20 |
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What is your Primary Language? |
English |
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What is your Secondary Language? |
Jibberish and Jockanese |
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How would you describe your non-binary gender? |
Cisgender |
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What is your favourite colour? |
Red. Can't you tell? |
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Who is your favourite celebrity? |
Not interested in naff celebrity culture... |
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What is your best feature? |
Eyes |
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What three words best describe your personality? |
Creative, smart, quirky |
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What is your favourite food? |
Italian, Greek, Spanish |
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What is your favourite drink? |
My homemade melon and parsnip. I have a juicer! |
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What is your favourite film? |
Betty Blue/Death In Venice/Barry Lyndon. |
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What is your favourite TV programme? |
Very rarely watch, but history/arts docs if I do. |
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What are your favourite flowers? |
Red roses, hyacinths, penis flytrap ; ) |
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What is your favourite perfume? |
La Petite Robe Noire, by Guerlain. |
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What is your favourite gift? |
Velvet Rope candle by Apothia, books on all arts. |
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What is your favourite holiday destination? |
Venice...Paris...Rome. Places with history... |
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What is your ethnicity? |
Caucasian (White) |
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What is the colour of your eyes? |
Blue |
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What is the colour of your hair? |
Brown |
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What length is your hair? |
Shoulder length |
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How would you describe your body type? |
Few Extra Pounds |
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How tall are you? |
5'4" |
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What is your leg measurement? |
30" |
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What is your shoe size? |
5 |
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What is your dress size? |
16 |
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What size is your chest? |
40" |
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What is your waist measurement? |
34" |
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What is your hips measurement? |
50" |
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What is your bra cup-size? |
C |
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How would you describe the size of your breasts? |
Medium |
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Are your breasts natural or enhanced? |
Natural |
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How is your pubic hair fashioned? |
Natural |
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Do you smoke? |
No |
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Do you have any tattoos or piercings? |
Tattoos |
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If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they |
Discrete |
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What times are you always available? |
7 days, 10am until 10pm with 1-2 days notice |
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Will you do overnight bookings? |
Yes |
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List of Towns/Areas you will visit |
London UK and International |
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How long are you prepared to travel for? |
2½+ |
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Nearest rail station? |
London Bridge |
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What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? |
1.Stockings falling down in the street, 2.Walking into a lampost whilst staring at a gorgeous man, and he saw me do it. 3. Running for the bus and missing it, and pretending to not want the bus and kept running...and then I fell! Street cred=zero. Haha. |
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What sort of men turn you on? |
Intellect and humour is far sexier than anything else. Not bothered about looks really...looks are just a bonus! Jean Reno, Al Pacino, Vincent Cassel..no lookers for sure. Penchant for bald, burly/chunky, hairy, glasses, brainy geeks, posh foppish types, and men who can teach me a thing or two... |
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What sort of women turn you on? |
Scarlett Johansson, Cherie Lunghi, Charlotte Rampling, Nigella, Helen Mirren, Beatrice Dalle in 'Betty Blue'...Lea Seydoux is mesmerising in 'Blue Is The Warmest Colour' Effortless sexiness and confidence. |
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What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? |
I remember every time I've had sex. Haha : )
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What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) |
I don't know what's regarded as outrageous? Looking at this site, 'my outrageous' is tame...After arguing with a BF, I once went cruising in a lesbian bar and took a girl home. Went to a lap dancing bar alone, and a man paid for me to have dances. Recently, licking a couple at the 'point of entry', when they were fucking...I'll save it for a book if you don't mind... |
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Where would you most like to have sex? |
In my vagina please. |
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What is your favourite sexual position? |
Mish! I like being ravished! CAT position is best |
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What is your second favourite sexual position? |
Doggy/Cowgirl/Spoons |
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What is your biggest turn on? |
Kissing, (yes, I do French kiss with enthusiasm, no avoiding/pecking) and having my boobs sucked and licked...mmmm. |
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The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? |
Nipples. Oh, and my brain. |
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Describe the experience (when and where) |
With my first boyfriend, in his flat. It was great! Very vanilla though I suppose...I was in love... |
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What is your favourite sexual fantasy? |
Engaging in frottage on the underground, corrupting and seducing a man of the cloth, (just did that!) and lots of other things where I'm in charge! |
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How often do you masturbate? |
Quite often. Before sleeping esp. |
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What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? |
Giving oral, or deep slow grinding penetration, mm |
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When is your libido at its highest? |
It gets stronger just before 'time of the month'. |
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