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Tuesday, January 15th 2019

Maternity Leave January 2019

I've actually carried on way longer than I was intending to this time but it was absolutely worth it! The clients I saw in my final few weeks were tremendous and couldn't have seen better clients who were all understanding about how much I could and couldn't do.

I have just a week left to go so got a lot of preparing to do for the arrival of baby number 3. I've been in a lot of pain the past few weeks but have managed to work through it somehow.

I'm not sure how often I'll be checking adultwork now but I'm sure there'll be plenty of emails asking if I'm available etc lol. Thankyou all for your patience and understanding and respect too. It's really appreciated xxx

Monday, April 2nd 2018

My first female client!!

To my amazement a couple of weeks ago I was contacted by a female client. My first ever in the 9 years I have been escorting! I've been contacted by couples in the past but have never found them to be genuine or are just enquiring.

The booking went well & I was horny beyond belief!!! Well I have been sex-starved of women for 4 years! That was my last duo ffm booking. I was that horny, I pulled over on a road and just wanted to play with myself! Ok so I pulled up my top and groped myself. I even considered going dogging for a female and I don't do dogging....ever!!

I got home and was still incredibly horny so decided to take the other half upstairs and take it out on him. Of course he didn't say no. The result was filmed and is the latest of my videos - the one which lasts about 3mins where I'm squeezing my milk out as we're having sex & getting my pussy licked, cim and around my mouth etc.

So I'm now on the look out for a female fuck buddy. I joined a website, and within 2 weeks I had arranged sex sessions with two gorgeous women but both never went ahead. That was a massive let down. I'm wondering whether I'd be 3rd time lucky but I'm doubting anyone is genuine. I've never experienced sexual frustration until now....and it's a bitch!! And I hate that word haha

Thursday, January 18th 2018

BDSM?

A few months ago I was thinking about venturing down the BDSM path. I don't know a great deal about BDSM but I fancy dipping my toes in. I'm not even sure what part of BDSM I want to try or whether I'm the type of person who will like it. I've been offering gfe to my clients now for almost 10 years (O.M.G!) and now I fancy pushing the boat out. Now I could never do any dominatrix stuff but maybe mild bondage. I had a booking with a client some months ago who used a pinwheel on me. What a feeling! I'm not into pain but this was different. I ended up googling what this thing was, found out what it was called and got one to use on clients, only I haven't found anyone to use it on yet. I have a few other things in mind about what to buy but once I get myself a little collection, I'll take a photo of them and pop it on my public gallery. It would be fab if I knew any escorts who knows about this kind of thing, so if any ladies reading this fancy educating a newbie, drop me a message! if any clients who book me in the future know stuff about this, feel free to discuss it on a booking or tell me to bring along my pinwheel. I'd love to use it on someone! :-)

Saturday, October 7th 2017

A Very British Brothel

Did anyone watch this? I've seen two episodes of it, I think there's just been the two, and I cannot wait to see how the 'mobile brothel' goes! For anyone who hasn't a scooby doo what on earth I'm on about, it's a programme that follows the runnings of a brothel in Leeds or Sheffield, or somewhere round there. It's run by a mother and daughter and it seems a canny place to work. I've never worked in a brothel before because they are illegal but I'm not totally sure what makes this one legal. The last episode showed the mam and daughter buying a camper van and basically taking a couple of girls with them and touring their brothel lol. It's absolutely mad but I have thought in the past that if I had the money and no ties, I'd buy a top-notch campervan and travel round the country.

Monday, August 29th 2016

Slave Girl

I do like a good book and I stumbled across this book called Slave Girl. It caught my eye more as it was focused on a local North East girl from Gateshead. Without giving the story away, Sarah was tricked into going to Amsterdam for a job in childcare. Once she got there, she was threatened by a pimp and another working girl and forced to work in Amsterdam's famous red light district. It follows her experiences of working there involuntarily.

It really opened my eyes and I learnt quite a bit from it and the second book Slave Girl: Return To Hell. I've been to Amsterdam and went to the red light district myself and had no idea at the time that the majority of the girls in them windows have been trafficked from various European countries, Asia and Africa particularly Moldova via Romania (Moldova isn't in the EU so makes trafficking more difficult) and girls have been repeatedly raped by their pimps, attacked and forced onto hard drugs. Some also get murdered but I'd like to think this doesn't happen often. The money they earn from punters goes straight to the pimps. I always thought pimps perhaps take a majority, but no, these ones take every last penny.

It's awful to think this happens nowadays as it also happens in France, Spain and (I think) Germany and made me wonder about the girls in this country. Does it happen here? Do girls get trafficked from Asia, Europe and Africa and are forced to sell their bodies and beaten if they don't earn enough for their pimps?

Over my escorting years, I have heard some horror stories about men threatening clients, men answering the door to clients, one client was even with an escort during a brothel raid! I thought, and I think some clients did too, that these men were partners but what if they are pimps and like these horrible pimps in Amsterdam and other countries? It also got me wondering whether a girl I once worked with was getting pimped out, judging by the state she turned up for a booking and what she told me/acted like. Thankfully the client was a no-show.

It also made me think about us leaving the EU. As we all know, the EU offers free movement. Moldova isn't in the EU so to traffick girls from there, the pimps have to get them a Romanian passport. Now I don't know how big a problem the UK has with trafficked escorts/prostitutes but when we leave the EU, this will restrict girls being trafficked here surely?

It's made me want to help these girls out, now I've got a bit of an understanding of the signs of trafficking. I think this will be something I'll look into next year.

Tuesday, March 22nd 2016

Issues with sales items

I'm sure there are some of you who are checking my sales page and a bit disappointed that there aren't many of my knickers to choose from. Since Sunday 20th March 2016 I have been trying to list more items but it will only let me list one a day.

Unfortunately adultwork isn't letting me submit this query so I'm unable to fix this problem until it fixes itself. I have more knickers to list and some nice sexy white leggings of mine aswell.

To anyone who is eagerly waiting for me to list some knickers, I really appreciate your patience. Unfortunately all I can do at the moment is list them one a day, which is a nuisance for me aswell. Hopefully this will be fixed sooner, rather than later :-)

Monday, November 24th 2014

My pregnancy to date

I have to say, I've been incredibly blessed to be having to such a wonderful pregnancy. I haven't been unwell with headaches / sickness etc, just some days I feel like I have the joints of an 80 year old :-/ I'm really watching what I eat, although I do pig out now and again, and have been baking a lot of healthy things - skills I'm improving on to pass onto the little one :-)

At time of writing this, I'm not lactating properly yet. I will still add this to my profile when/if I do.

Some people have been asking about names. We haven't settled on one yet and have had some ideas, but we will be keeping it a closely guarded secret once we do decide ;-)

Only 7 weeks to go now :-0 How it's flown! I have my Newquay tour, which is where I am right now, then off for a week, then will be working in Newcastle. After Newcastle, I'll only have time for one or two more tours before Christmas. I am looking to come back to York and I think the other will be Chester. I'm still not sure what I'll be doing between Christmas and New Year. Once January comes, I definatley won't be travelling very far, if at all. Once the baby does arrive, I do plan on retiring from escorting, focus on this little family I've been blessed with and get back into the 'real' world.

Escorting has been such a rollercoaster of a career change for me and I'm pleased I've managed to get an insight into this world while I've been able to. I have to say, touring has probably been the biggest highlight of it all. I've met some wonderful people through this and visited some equally wonderful places too, places I never thought I ever would. Oh and I have to give it to my little 13 year old car aswell making it to places as far away to Plymouth and Newquay! I'm so proud of it :-) ;-) But I am still looking to get a bigger, newer car aswell...I'll defiantely be needing a bigger one!

So my plans haven't really changed a great deal since my blog below. Thankyou to all those who have sent their best wishes in person / email etc, I'm really grateful for them all. Let's hope it does all go well but I'm sure it will :-)

Lots of love to you all and thankyou to each and every one of you for making it such a wonderful experience!

Tuesday, August 26th 2014

The inevitable is nigh...

Well I have some good news and bad news. The bad news is that I'm planning on retiring from escorting just before Christmas. The reason is my good news, which is I am pregnant with my first baby. I'm really excited as I've been wanting my own little family for a few years now.

After I give birth, I MAY see some regulars now and again, but I'm not totally certain yet, as it depends on a few things. Unfortunately, the tours will be coming to a complete end. It's been absolutely brilliant travelling round the country, meeting new people and seeing new places I never thought I would see in my lifetime.

If anyone is slightly worried about seeing me, I've done a lot of research into pregnancy and escorting and rest assured, it is perfectly fine. My bump is currently small and not very noticeable. I'm not at the lactating stage just yet, but once this becomes apparent, I'll add this to my 'likes' list, as I know this won't be to everyone's taste (pardon the pun lol).

So I'm hoping to do some farewell tours between now and Christmas and I hope to see you at them tours :-)

Sunday, August 3rd 2014

New prices as from 3 Aug 2014

I've upped my prices ever so slightly:

30 mins ~~£50~~ NOW £60
45 mins ~~£75~~ NOW £80

All other prices remain the same

But why? I hear you cry. There's a few reason for this:

*Firstly, the amount I'm having to pay out to travel far and wide to reach out to new and existing clients is really taking it's toll on my bank balance :-( I'm trying to save up for a new car and I keep having to break into my savings to pay for these tours booo! I have to hire out cars, which isn't cheap, to tour places as my tiny car isn't big enough and is close to retiring lol.

*Secondly, I've been told recently by a few clients that I am worth a lot more. One client said to me that my low prices put him off slightly, but decided to bite the bullet and go for it.

* Thirdly, I had a very bad tour recently where I seemed to be attracting incredibly unhygienic and very smelly clients (not Chester, you guys were fab!!) Out of the clients I saw, 3 or 4 clients turned up clean. One client was that bad, I was almost sick from the amount of retching I was doing when I went back into the room to open the windows. This isn't the first time. It's down right disrespectful and I don't deserve seeing such clients when I put a LOT of effort & money into these tours and making myself clean and presentable. I do believe my lower prices attract the lower end of clientele, in some cases.

You're probably thinking that it's not much of a price hike. You're right, it isn't. This is because I don't like ripping people off. If I offered more services, then my prices would reflect this. I just aim to keep an even balance between affordability and respect for myself.

Please note, this won't affect any client who has already made bookings with me. Any bookings made from today onwards, my new prices will be in effect

Wednesday, April 2nd 2014

My tours

Rather than doing tour diaries, I've decided to maybe do a 'tour summary'. To those who have read my diaries, and wonder what I get up to in a typical day when I tour, I think you should now get the general idea. I hope it's been an interesting insight into my world. You get quiet days, busy days, stressful days, easy days and some weird and wonderful requests. So now I'll add to this blog with an overview, rather than writing blog after blog after blog, of what each of my tours have been like. I hope you enjoy the read

Newquay

People often ask where my favourite places to tour and I tell people (honestly) that Newquay and Glasgow are. I haven't had any bad places as such, but one place I wouldn't go back to is Manchester. Why? There's just way too many girls there and I was incredibly quiet.

So, second time in Newquay and it really is as beautiful as I remember. I'm not as busy as last time, but I'm still getting JUST enough bookings to warrant coming back again. Plus, as last time, almost everyone is asking when/if I'm coming back. The answer is "yes, I hope so" :-)

I've noticed the people of Cornwall are so appreciative and really kind. Some people are in complete awe at me and appear to be in disbelief that they are in a booking with me. The compliments are truly wonderful. No-one has been nasty and don't try and quibble my prices or try and get me to 'squeeze them in' etc. Also, no means no here. I'm currently half way through this tour and I think I've only had one person who hasn't turned up (been a 'no-show').

Where I'm staying overlooks one of the beaches and it's so hard to believe that you get light blue seas, like abroad, in this country! At the moment it's lightly overcast and at the moment I can't tell where the sky starts and the sea finishes. When you're brought up with the North Sea lapping your local coastline, and light blue seas being seen only abroad, it really does take a bit of getting used to. I know I keep going on about this, I'm sorry, but it's unbelievable.

Today (Fri 4th April) is my last day here and again, I've been really busy up to now and unable to fit everybody in to see me. Yesterday, I had one client who really stuck out. As I've said, a lot of people are incredibly complimentary, but one person yesterday was really dishing out millions of compliments. It really blew me away. Oh and he also got me a cute Cornish teddy. If you're reading this, thankyou so much! I really love it :-D Oh lastnight I managed to get to the amusement arcades for about half an hour. I cannot go to a seaside resort and NOT have a go on the tuppence machines ;-P

Newquay town centre really isn't all that bad either. Unlike the North East, there are very few empty shops. That's probably the tourism that's keeping them open, and all the surfers who travel in. It's so much warmer and milder down here, so I'd imagine the tourists flock here even in spring/autumn. Local people say it has been quite run down, but to be honest, I've seen some worse places.

I wondered aswell how long it takes to get here, and how far it was. It took 7.5 hours, with 2 stops, and it was 442 miles from home. It actually wasn't a bad drive at all. No heavy traffic, no accidents, no shut roads, just a complete breeze. Hopefully it'll be the same going back :-)

Glasgow, April 2014

As the sun is setting over the wonderful skyline of Glasgow, I feel myself compelled to reflect upon another marvellous tour. I know I say this time and time again, but Glasgow is such a wonderful city and the clients are truly wonderful (the ones I see anyway). I love how most people ask how I am, or briefly introduce themselves, when they call me.

As always, we had lovely drive to Glasgow via the Northumberland National Park then through the Scottish borders and onto the suburbs of Glasgow. The weather was getting better and better the closer to Glasgow we got. I know, strange but true! ;-)

Back to Merchant City, a place I've never been for quite some time. It hasn't changed a lot, and neither has the apartment. I have kinda missed this place, but I am thinking about trying out a different apartment the next time I'm in Merchant City, just because this one is starting to bug me in a few different ways.

I didn't quite get the best start when I got here on Monday. I decided to start working after I got some tea. My first client was lovely, then went down hill with my next two bookings which were both no-shows. I knew one of them wasn't going to turn up and I'll let you into a little secret into the world of 'timewasters'. Those who are desperate/keen for the postcode before they actually make the booking never show. I had one client later on in the week who, after asking where in Glasgow I was based, asked me for the postcode, to which I replied "Sorry I don't give that until a booking has been finalized". He never did make a booking. These people will either not turn up, or will turn up without a booking saying "I'm in the street, where do I come?". To which I'll reply "you haven't made a booking, I wasn't expecting you. I already have a bookings in". Or if I am in a booking, they'll obviously get ignored/not answered.

Tuesday, good grief, was one of them days I really needed to be one of a set of triplets to fit everyone in! My phone was really busy with texts and phonecalls, and the same for Wednesday too. I did have someone take the huff slightly cos I was that busy and couldn't fit him in any earlier. But he was canny though when he turned up. I don't think he realised just how busy I can get.

Today (Saturday) has been really quiet compared to how it's been all week. We are contemplating whether to travel back tonight, instead of in the morning. I think I'll wrap this now and get packing. I'll add to this later.

IN EDIT: So I headed back home earlier than anticipated, as it's been fairly quiet today and I can catch up on stuff at home. I do have my regulars up in Glasgow and a few I wait to see if they've seen that I'm back up. I mentally ticked off most but one. I thought he must be on holiday, working or just simply can't make it. Back at home on Sunday he calls me. If you're reading this, fingers crossed for May "Haste ye back" ;-) Sorry to have missed you!

Oooh! I've been looking for another girl to work with when I'm up there, each time I come up, but can never find anyone. Anyway, jackpot! I find someone who sounds just like my clone lol. After a good chit-chat to make sure we can work together, we are now advertising for duo bookings when I come back (see me profile for info). She sounds lovely and I can't wait to meet her and start working with her! :-) Get saving up guys, this could be the best £220 you've spent, and we'll make sure of it ;-)

York - May 2014

I arrived here in York yesterday (Sat 10th May) to initially some sunshine but nasty looking clouds lurking around. It's my third time here and many more to come hopefully. So I got here, unpacked, headed to the supermarket to get some groceries and as we're packing at the tills, the heavens opened and I mean they REALLY opened. Because this supermarket is within walking distance, and we're on a health kick, we decided to walk. Oops! After loitering around in the foyer with many other people, we headed back to the apartment once the downpour settled. Walking back there was a thunderstorm (I'm scared of thunder & lightening, even moreso when I'm outside).

So I showered, had tea and got ready for my evening booking. Typically as it is, he didn't turn up. Yet another number blocked. I really don't know why people do it. Then the next booking I got didn't want to give all the info I ask of everyone to make a booking (this is a first in 4 years actually) so that didn't happen, so I ended up watching the Eurovision. I didn't stay up for the results though, but is it just me or did England get special treatment? I'm not complaining mind :-)

Today has been better than yesterday. It actually feels like it's gone over quick, but it seems like yesterday when I saw my first client of the day this morning.

Sheffield, June 2014

I've wanted to see what Sheffield was like to tour and was over the moon when I managed to find somewhere in the city centre. I contemplated going ahead with it for a while, just because of the lack of parking. After a long think about it, I decided to go ahead.

I was gutted when I got there and discovered it had a reception area (I deliberately avoid places that have one), but my research didn't come back with an on-site concierge. However, I was never asked where I was going by them, plus this building had like 30+ floors so there'll be loads of people in and out all day.

There was a nice view over Sheffield from the apartment, and the apartment itself was furnished to a high standard, but it did have that student-feel in the bedroom. Plus a serious lack of cutlery, dirty glasses, scratched leather chair, lack of dusting throughout etc. But I'm only here for a few days to test the waters.

Day one was super, well, the first 2 or 3 clients were. Then it went down hill from there. Clients number 3 or 4 paid me with a cellotaped envelope, then as he was all over me, I went to check the payment. He told me to leave it *alarm bells*. Then I said "I have to check you have paid me first" and he was out the apartment like a shot. Opening the envelope with complete dread as to what I was going to find, was a leaflet. This is the reason why girls have company/security with them when working. I have my boyfriend with me, so I told him he hadn't paid and to go after him, but the scumbag was far too fast and had disappeared. Shame because I'd have wrung his neck, literally!

Another reason we have people nearby is this: the next day I had someone book an hour. He turned up 10mins late (it happens) and asked for a drink and a shower. Long story short, I forgot to put the 'boost' on on the shower so the hot water ran out. I waited in the bedroom to give him some dignity as he tried to use the kitchen sink to clean himself (yes, there was still no hot water). I was trying to keep an eye on him as the living room was a kitchen/living area. He kept loitering about the living area out of my eyesight. I didn't trust him. Anyway, after he farted on, he decided he wanted to come back later that day, as I couldn't entertain him for the hour.

I was quite glad he went, cos he just seemed like a complete p***-taker. Something told me to check my bag which was hidden between the window and a pouffet thing. Phew, still there! BUT my purse wasn't! I was frantically searching for it, me and the boyfriend, and decided that the last client nicked it when I couldn't see him! Thieving scumbag! The 2 or 3 clients prior, I had my eye on them the whole time and didn't give me cause for concern whatsoever.

So off to the police station to report it. I could have took it further, as in to court, but at the expense of my 2 or 3 other clients being contacted, cos they were suspects too in the police's eye, as the last time I saw my purse was before them bookings. Luckily, I just had about £25, £10 of Morrison's miles vouchers (it took ages to save up for them! lol), it cost me £20 to replace my driving licence then had to take the afternoon off to cancel my cash cards (I went into the bank) and I was completely worked up about it, as I'm sure any respectful person will understand.

Unfortunately, this isn't uncommon. This is why I will NEVER tour on my own and always have someone close by. Escorts get ripped off, assaulted, raped, thieved from and unfortunately murdered in the most extreme cases. You will always think it'll never happen to you, like I did, and only happens in places like London. It doesn't. It can happen to anyone, anywhere. This is why some escorts are extra cautious because it doesn't take a lot to lose trust, and takes even longer to regain it back. If alarm bells ring with an escort, they'll go with it, even if it might come across as them over-reacting. There's a reason for it.

I know clients lose faith in escorts if they have bad experiences, I've been asked questions by clients which give me the impression they have been misled or messed about e.g "are them photos really of you?" (yes of course), "will I get my full hour?" (of course, that's what you have paid for) amongst other questions.

I treat others how I wish to be treat myself, but unfortunately, not everyone returns the trust and respect I give them.

Tuesday, February 25th 2014

Cardiff / Newcastle tour diary

CARDIFF

Tuesday 25th February 2014

Arrived here yesterday after a loooooong drive from the North East: 7.5 hours :-0, BUT that's cos I decided to take a more scenic route down the A49. I really didn't think it would add that much onto the journey! But hey, you live and learn ;-) Motorways just get so tedious and at least I can now say I've been to Hereford :-)

Well I found out lastnight that this apartment doesn't have an intercom! Oh my, I'm going to have to meet clients downstairs, but it should be fine. I'm just used to buzzing them up :-) Had a look about round the area and see where clients can park and familiarize myself incase anyone gets lost.

The views from here are pretty good too. I'm not sure where the city centre is from here, but it looks like it's across the water from here cos there's a waterbus to the city centre.

This morning I got ready to post a little something for someone and a look about in daylight hours. We found a little high street looking place but it's full of restaurants/cafes but there is a Tesco there, so that's all good :-)

Today started pretty great with someone not turning up and not answering their call/text when I asked if everything was ok. I did have a gut feeling he wasn't going to show. Sometimes you can tell when you've done this job long enough ;-) Another typical no-show later on which again I had a feeling wouldn't show and didn't.

Despite them 2 no-shows, my other clients I saw today were wonderful. All were really lovely, sweet guys. Unfortunately one had terrible b.o (the smell went into the hallway too so had to open all windows and doors) but how do you tell people nicely, even when they've showered?

It's been quite a mix of weather today too, one minute the sun is out, the next it rains, but luckily more sunshine than rain :-)

Wednesday 26th February 2014

I slept really intermittently lastnight, constantly waking up but luckily going straight back to sleep. I normally do that when I go to bed worrying I'm not going to be up early enough for something, but maybe it's just this bed.

Gosh it's been so busy today and a really fab day at that too. There's been a few people I've not been able to fit in today but hopefully will catch them before I leave Wales. A couple of clients today have helped orientate me as to where things are, so hoping to get to have a walk round another part of the bay in the morning. Unfortunately it doesn't look like I'll get time to get into the city, but I have come here to work and anything else is a bonus :-)

I struggle terribly sometimes with Scottish accents, but talking to a few over the phone today, it looks like I'm going to be the same with the stronger Welsh accents - eek! It hasn't happened too often though thankfully :-)

The weather today has been wonderful - nice and sunny and surprisingly warm.

Thursday 27th February 2014

Today I managed to drag my ass out of bed early enough to head out for a look about round a part of the bay I've not seen yet. I still haven't seen a beach yet, I've no idea where that's hiding :-) I feel a bit gutted not being near any retail shops, but I know for next time :-)

Someone I saw yesterday said he'd book and see me again, which he did. I do sometimes get people seeing me twice in one tour, but not usually the day after so it's very flattering he wanted to see me again. It's been another good day today: a little quieter but just ticking over quite nicely.

Friday 28 February 2014

Last day of the month and last day of my tour. I got fully booked pretty quick today so apologies to those I couldn't fit in. I had some idiot texting the same questions as he did yesterday. I do usually get at least one person who can't take no for an answer or just texts and texts and texts persistently. Thankfully on this tour, it's just been one pratt.

Everyone has been so lovely again today, it makes realise that when u have a bad day with pratts, that there are some wonderful people who help you look forward to the day ahead.

My last clients today was an absolute sweetheart. He just seemed completely blown away that he was in my company, then confirmed my thoughts further in the booking. He was so smiley, warm, compassionate and extremely complimentary. I love receiving compliments, it does help improve an already good day or lift a bad day. I did almost say to him that I wish he'd booked longer, but that would be cheeky :-)

We set off back home about tea-time and got back about 11pm I think. I'm so looking forward to having a weekend off! Thankyou all so much for making Cardiff a memorable one. I will be back!

NEWCASTLE

Monday 3rd March 2014

Back again on the Quayside and admiring the views, especially this evening. I love the River Tyne as the sun sets and when it has set.

Although I've only been available for a few hours today, it's been really quiet today until, of course, I set off to go home tonight :-)

Tuesday 4th March 2014

First full day today and it's been a nice steady day. The sun has been blazing most of the day through the window. At one point today, I was on a booking and wondered what was burning my back, then realised it was the sun. The client also commented on how hot the sun felt on him also.

Wednesday 5th March 2014

Well today had been pretty quiet but unfortunately this is normal for Newcastle. No two days are ever the same :-) Just the one today who didn't turn up, which I had doubts about cos he sent an extra number in his contact number, then didn't answer my email when I pointed this out. He did email later and sent his apologies for not turning up cos he couldn't get onto the site. Genuine or not? Only he knows.

Thursday 6th March 2014

You know when I said 2 days are never the same? Todays has been a busy one. Wow, all these horny men and no time to fit everyone in! Everyone has been pretty lovely today and all have been new clients. I always welcome new and old faces :-)

Friday 7th March 2014

Today I left uber early cos it was another dead day as in no calls at all. I was so bored out my brain! So I went home early but I had a few things to do anyway, so I didn't mind. I gave the apartment a good clean and had a good natter with the key-holder when I went to meet her.

So an early finish and a slightly longer weekend off (ish). I'm back working Sunday teatime.

Sunday, February 2nd 2014

York / Newcastle / Glasgow tour

York

Friday 31st January 2014

York: a place I've never properly visited before since I was a child. I hope to see the Shambles while I'm here to see if I remember it from all them years ago.

Well a nice little apartment I have myself for the next few days. I'm only here for a few days to "test the waters", seeing as although I can hit the jackpot with some places I've visited, I wasted a lot of time and money trying out a couple of places. Let's hope I hit the jackpot with York, as I'd love to come back fairly often.

So I decided to grab a few hours work after tea. So far, so good. The clients I've seen today have been lovely. I hope the rest of my forthcoming days are as pleasant as today has been!

Saturday 1st February

Well, I got up early enough from this really hard mattress (I'm sure it's an orthopedic thing, or something) that's on this bed. I've slept on similar mattresses in other apartments, so I'm sure it's meant to be a good one, but you just wake up feeling like you're sleeping on the floor and a painful shoulder / hip / dead arm. Anyway, we managed to have a look about York city centre (seeing as I'm just a 10min walk away) and a walk in a nearby park. We had a wander round the market and then I found the shambles - yey! :-) I could you forget that narrow street and extremely characteristic buildings? It reminds me a bit of Chester actually.

Wow, what a day it's been today! I've met some wonderful people and had an equally busy day, which is what draws me back to places! It was quite a small world actually, one client was from a place I've once lived, so spent a lot of time reminiscing as he moved away when he was a wee nipper. Just one client has done my head in today, texting persistently which I ended up ignoring in the end, then changed his booking to an alternative time. Then when he arrived, I lost track how many times I said NO to him doing something I do not like! No means NO - end of! Why don't clients listen?

All in all, a canny little day and I'll be going to bed a happy girly :-)

Sunday 2nd Feb 2014

This morning I was going to grab a bit more Yorkshire air but was so tired, I decided just to chill out this morning before showering and getting ready. I'll nip out tomorrow for a stroll as I need to post a little something for a kinky little someone ;-)

What a day! Talk about the flip-side of the coin! Yesterday was fab! Today has been diabolical! Well, all started ok with 2/3 of my clients. The third having such a smell down below I had to stop myself from gagging and I wasn't anywhere near it! The best way of describing such things in visual terms is "sticking it in cottage cheese". I read that on another girls blog and thought "I couldn't have put it any better myself!" lol. Aww my other two clients were such sweeties and so respectful.

Then the dark clouds set in....Firstly someone booked via email and never turned up. Then emailed sometime later when I asked if he was running late or just not turning up, apologizing and said he should have let me know. Then someone with a specific request and dress request didn't turn up and text some hours later saying he'd fell asleep etc. Maybe he did, but one strike and you're out. I've been let down multiple times giving second chances out to people. Third one I said I wasn't free til that evening as he didn't sound genuine, so was hoping he'd say it was too late, but didn't. I knew he wasn't going to turn up and guess what....he didn't. Then the fourth one I could swing for, just cos he's the fourth one. He text 10 or 15min before the booking saying he'd running late, could we make it half an hour later? I said yes no problem. Did he turn up? Did he hell. Did he let me know he couldn't make it? Did he s***e.

This is the reason why I never ever give the full address out. There are endless amounts of timewasters out there and you cannot always tell if they are or not.

Is it bedtime yet? :-)

Monday 3rd February 2014

Last day today my lovelies. I had another look around York today and took some photies of the minster. As it chimed for 10am this morning (I'm assuming it was that which chimes every hour), it really does sound like Big Ben. I had another look round the market then back to the apartment.

Today has been a pretty nice end to this tour. I'm so flattered by the amount of people who I've seen who have asked if I'll be back, and those who have called who I haven't been able to see, the answer is yes. So yesterday was a terrible day, but you gotta take the rough with the smooth. It won't be until possibly the beginning of May or late April.

I got some nice advice from my cockney client who advised me about what London may be like. That was quite a canny end to the day. I don't know, yes London has a LOT of competition, but yes there are more clients but it would be a hell of a gamble spending a fortune on basic accommodation. I prefer to stay in places with a little glam cos I like to make a lasting impression. I don't think London will offer that. We'll see, maybe Surrey, I like it there.

Newcastle Quayside

Wednesday 5th February 2014

Well this started off on a bit of a confusing foot. I was meant to meet one of the owner's for the keys at 11am, but lastnight got changed to 10:30am. So I text the girl letting her know I was en route but she hadn't been told the change of time. So I went by her place to pick the keys up. It was no bother as I wasn't going out my way. Oh she was lovely and so helpful and a little stunner too. I kinda caught her at a bad time too, I'm not going to go into detail, but I got so turned on! In fact, I just got hornier and hornier as the day went on, thinking about it. You read about these sort of things in stories, yet I found myself in some peoples' fantasy. As she was talking to me, I was on cloud 9 and not taking in everything she was telling me. I'm gonna let your imagination take over :-)

So I got a few hours of work in today. In fact, it was fairly quiet, but my first day of touring generally tends to be, unless I have advanced bookings in. I'm sure tomorrow onwards will keep me on my tutsies :-)

Thursday 6th February 2014

Wow, busy one today! Today has mostly been new people and all have been lovely. There's only been one person who I've seen before, but not for a long time, so was lovely seeing him again :-)

It's been quite a normal day today really. There really isn't a lot to say.

Friday 7th February

Well today has been quite the opposite, extremely quiet, but no two days are ever the same hehe. A nice start with a faithful, long-term regular who will no doubt be reading this ;-) There you go hunni, I've given you a mention ;-) Wonderful as always and a good little catch up, as we often do :-)

Now this might sound sad but since I was in Primary School, I've always loved doing cross-stitch and I started getting into again last year. I've made some fab things: a tatty bear picture which I got framed, a large picture of some teddies for a friend in Greece who had her first baby last year (which I was EXTREMELY proud of) and a few other little things. Anyway, I have a friend who grows lavender and sent me 2 packets of it so I'm making like a stuffed bird thing to put in in and making the bird with the cross-stitch. I was wishing I brought it with me to kill some time today :-)

I had someone make a booking a couple of weeks on the booking form but hadn't confirmed at the agreed time. Maybe he forgot? I hope so and wasn't the usual timewaster who books with no intention of actually meeting.

I had an outcall tonight aswell to a regular client's house who, when I walked in I thought he had some incense sticks burning, but was a real log fire. Going into the living room, it took me back to my Brownie / Girl Guide days when we used to sit round the camp fire :-) They give off some heat, don't they? Oh it was a lovely sat there for a few minutes, I was just missing a stick with a marshmallow on the end :-)

Saturday 8th February 2014

Last day in Newcastle is upon us! I was expecting it to be pretty busy, as last days usually are and it was :-D Another day of great clients and most being new clients too. But the best I think saved until the end: my first duo booking with my friend Louise with anew regular client.

Me and Louise have been friends for years and only recently-ish have started advertising for duos. I actually thought she'd left the escorting world. I'd been soooo excited for this but was a bag of nerves half an hour before the booking. I'm actually thinking about writing some erotica about it, cos it was so bloody horny! Probably because it's been wayyyy too long since having a ffm duo where it feels like a genuine bi-female booking, so natural. The best bit was making her cum but I'm gonna keep that for the erotica ;-) It's been a while since I've made a girl cum and the satisfaction you get it amazing! Even moreso when you make two people in the same booking cum hehe.

Glasgow West End

Sunday 9th February 2014

This actually feels like a second home now. I know I keep saying this, but I really do love Glasgow. The clients are great with just the occasional few bad eggs. Even the local people when you're out and about. The Scottish accent is one where it's a naturally kind, approachable sounding accent, if that makes sense? Their tone of voice isn't chavvy or common, it's more welcoming and helpful.

The drive up was as lovely as always, through the Northumberland National Park, through all the quaint villages of the Scottish Borders where the rain starts lol and through the suburbs of Glasgow. Why drive the boring, endless motorway, when you can drive through this lovely landscape?

My first booking of the day being with one of my lovely regulars, and the rest were regulars too, apart from a new client who is actually from a place near where I used to live! Small world!

We decided to treat ourself to a Chinese tonight and was recommended the same place by two different people. It was certainly a LOT better than the last place we ate at! Thanks guys for that! I get chcicken egg foo yung and normally the egg is normal (yellow) but this was orange, so obviously free range and very fresh. It was perfect!

Monday 10th February 2014

Had a little mooch over to Morrisons this morning for a few bits and the one thing I like about that Morrisons, no actually two things, are the layout of the veg counter and how fresh it is! Carrots and radishes in bunches, all the veg really neatly laid out and being able to see the chilled air (I can't think of the proper name for it). Second is their opening hours for a Sunday: 9am til 8pm. You see long opening hours quite a bit in Glasgow actually. Most high street shops open at 7:30am during the week :-0

Eee a busy one today with some I've seen in the past, some new folk too. Aww everyone who I've seen today has been wonderful. I've had one who wouldn't take no for an answer when he wanted his booking for £40. Unfortunately that's quite typical of Asian clients so I just cancelled it his booking. My prices are modest enough as it is and I'm not prepared to allow people to disrespect me in person if they are going to do it via text, email or phonecall.

Me and the other half decided to have a few drinky poos at a 'local' we visited last time we were here. Pints are a bit expensive but £1.70 for a vodka and coke is pretty good. No wonder I was a bit tipsy getting back to the apartment! ;-)

I woke up desperate for the toilet in the night (something I rarely do) and felt more drunk than I was when I got in. I felt dead disorientated and my brain couldn't work out where the bathroom was, but I managed to find the en-suite in the other room though (the bathroom is closer lol). It's an awful feeling when that happens :-)

Tuesday 11 February 2014

Well I joined the other half in the shower this morning for a little smooch and started feeling a little unwell. I was feeling short of breath, dizzy and my eyesight was going all 'snowy' so ended up having to cancel my first booking as it kept happening repeatedly during and after my shower. Looking back, I know what it was now and carried on with my other bookings for the rest of the day. Let's just say, cancelling that first booking did me the world of good.

Asfor the rest of the day, it just died this afternoon, but probably wasn't such a bad thing really. Again, everyone's been just fab with a mix of return and new custom ;-)

The weather started off quite nice today, clear enough to see the snow on the hills in the distance. later on, I was looking out the bedroom window and could see the weather in the distance looking terrible. I knew it was heading this way when the hospital in the distance became covered in a load of grey. It was great watching this weather front coming towards us and the rain being blown from left to right. Someone in a neaby apartment had the washing out on the line and that was getting a good blow! ;-) Then the rain cloud was over us, someone came out of their apartment and brought the washing in and the heavens just opened with hailstones/sleet. Looking at the dual carriageway below, that became a sheet of white, headlights on the cars and people driving a lot slower. I thought it was light snow, but I think it was hail/sleet. Back in the distance, the sky was clearing and the cloud went past us and the white on the road and paths all gone. That was pretty amazing to watch unfold :-)

Then ended the day with someone I saw the last time I was here who has informed others about me coming to Glasgow, which was really kind of him :-) He knows how thankful I was for that, it was really sweet of him to do that :-)

Wednesday 12th February 2014

Thursday, January 30th 2014

My Amsterdam mini-cruise

Me and the better half have just come back from Amsterdam yesterday and we really need to book up for a longer stay over there, where you spend a night in a hotel. There's so much to do and not enough hours in the day to do them on a mini cruise. If you've never done one before, you sail out of North Shields at 5pm -> dock into Holland about 9am the next day -> coach transfer into Amsterdam -> you're supposed to get about 6hours in Amsterdam but reality is more like 5 hours -> coach back to the ferry port for 5pm (I think) -> then back into North Shields the next morning at 9:30am. If you really want to go sight seeing and visiting things like the ice bar and red light areas on a night, you are best going for the cruises where you stay over in a hotel for one night. If you just want to say you've been and put a tick next to Amsterdam on your bucket list, these cruises are great. We only paid £60 return for the two of us, which is a bargain. You can splash out and upgrade if you don't fancy a small bunk-bed cabin :-)

My body really doesn't do travelling by sea :-( Sailing over there, I was awake all night and just couldn't sleep at all :-( I was tired, but I think the rocking of the ferry just kept me awake. I was fed up by 4:30am lol and then about 5:30/6am, I joined my fiancé on the bottom bunk and got more sleep then until 8am, than what I did all night.

Walking round Amsterdam, I wasn't as tired as I thought I would be, but I get dizziness coming off boats / ferries, so just felt dizzy all day. We both wanted to go to Anne Frank's house, but you can queue for an hour getting into there, then the time you spend inside, you don't get much time to do anything else. I really fancy trying the ice-bar too. I've never been to one before, but apparently everything is made of ice, including the glass you get your drinks in.

You walk round all day dodging bikes with your nerves hanging out your arse as your crossing three lanes (car lane, tram lane and bike lane) of traffic. It's a mad place to go if you ever get the chance to! I wanted to go in the sex museum lol and there was also a hash, hemp and marijuana museum too. I don't take drugs but that would have been an experience I bet! There wasn't as much 'window shopping' as last time, as in not many girls about, not me window shopping ;-)

Then back to the ferry we went. It seemed to take forever for the ferry to leave the dock. That night we had a few pints in the bar - 4.50 euros a pint I might add - yes, it's not cheap :-0 We took some food on with us, because that's extortionate too.

Thankfully, I managed to sleep the night we sailed back into North Shields. It's actually worse coming back into the UK too, than it is when you fly! We waited ages before customs, surrounded by loads of schoolkids who just kept pushing their way in front of us. That put us off going back as the whole process reaching customs was an absolute joke. It took about an hour from coming off the ship to getting our passports scanned and out into the Tyneside air.

I would love to go again, but I'd rather fly though.

Wednesday, January 15th 2014

Newcastle & Manchester tour

Newcastle

Monday 6th January 2014

Hope you all had a good Christmas and New Year! Most I've spoke to have had a quiet one for both. Me too. New Year I stayed in (2nd year running) and didn't miss the hangover, that's for sure ;-) I did have a few sex on the beach cocktails and went to bed about 1am.

So back in the Toooon today! I've been looking forward to this. Oh I also 'handed me notice in' to the agency I work for. That's going to be strange not working for them anymore. Almost 5 years I was with them for.

A day of new clients it was today. But one, oh Lordy, smelt terribly of b.o. It really isn't at all nice getting intimate with someone who is unclean in any form. You end up having to repeatedly spray the room with air-freshener after the booking, open all the windows, keep the door shut so the smell doesn't travel. In the meantime, you perform your usual ritual cleaning that you do between bookings, while walking about thinking "God I can smell his b.o on me still!". The phone is ringing, you get texts, change the bedding if that is smelling & possibly a "dress change". I don't need the extra work guys, I have enough to do between bookings without the added extra work. There'd be uproar if us escorts were smelling in any way.

So not a bad day, all-in-all today. I'm hoping to get some new photos taken in this apartment. My God, this place is mahoosive! You could practice your 800m in the living room / kitchen lol. I absolutely love the kitchen and the super-king bed, which I cannot wait to sleep in tonight!

Tuesday 7th January 2014

Aww wow, that super-king bed was awesome sleeping in it! Oh it was fab sprawling out and not having my legs dangling off the edge!

Well, 2 of my regulars came to see me today. Lovely seeing them as always :-) and welcomed some new clients too. It's been a fairly busy day for enquiries today. A lot of people seem to be pleased to see me back, let's hope I get round to seeing them all :-)

Oh my god, the most awkward thing happened this morning! An estate agent turned up to take some measurements of the apartment. God did I panic?! As I beckoned him into the living / kitchen area, I scuttled into the bedroom hiding all my kinky things ;-) Just aswell I'd slept in this morning, otherwise I'd have been dressed up in all my finery! :-0

Wednesday 8th January 2014

Wow, busy lil bee today! Aww everyone's been just lovely and one of my regulars who's been desperate to see me for some time, finally got to see me today. It's been a mixture of new and regular clients today.

Eeee god, some people. I had someone constantly text all bloody morning from 8:45am until 10:45am. It actually didn't feel that long, til I checked back through the 54 texts :-0 He made a booking for 8:30pm this evening and when I decided to ignore his persistant texts, he did just as I expected - not turn up. I hate taking bookings from people who book the morning, for the evening. No-one ever turns up for them, that's why I ask people to confirm them at tea-time. An early night had :-)

Thursday 9th January 2014

Aww one of my best friend's from school gave birth to a beautiful little boy today. I can't wait to see him & will definitely be all broody!

Today hasn't been a bad day today. All newbies today and finished with an outcall to a birthday boy tonight, who I've seen before. Bless him, he brought me a glass of wine when I met him and it was beautiful - it had a taste of apples and really crisp. I could've happily drank the bottle! ;-)

Had another no show today and a 'typical' one, as I call them. When you've escorted as long as I have, you can usually tell which ones are the ones who won't turn up. I'm sure the same can be said about escorts who clients book for outcalls, you can normally tell if they will turn up or not. It baffles me why girls don't turn up to outcalls, not telling the client. It also baffles me why clients can book me for an outcall to their house, send me their address and when I call or text to confirm, I get no response. I could easily just turn up anyway and knock and knock and knock. I wouldn't, because I wouldn't waste my time / fuel.

Friday 10th January 2014

Just one client who didn't turn up today, not bad going ;-) but a day of new and regular clients today and everyone being smashing :-) It's been quite a busy one today.

Had a little look out in Newcastle this morning and got a little bit of shopping in. Then straight back to get ready for my lovely clients :-)

Saturday 11th January

Well today is my last day of working with Amour. This is feeling very strange to think after 4 consistent years of working for them, this is now the end. As I'm now focusing on solely touring, it doesn't seem fair to advertise for them if I don't know how often I'm going to be in the North East.

Another good day today, some regulars, some I've seen before, some new clients. It's nice when you get a nice mix.

Sunday 12th January

Last day today guys. Another nice mix of people today and everyone, again, being lovely. I know some clients arrive early but one today arrived an hour early! Luckily I was almost ready, so finished off getting ready and saw him. I don't like people arriving really early cos it isn't discreet having someone hanging around for a length of time and I can't / won't always be ready to see you when you land.

So, 'til the next time!

Manchester

Thursday 16th January

Well what a lovely apartment and it seems really nicely located in the City Centre. I had a look about this morning to orientate myself and help any lost clients best I can.

My first client today was lovely but unfortunately a good start ended up being a crap day. The second client didn't turn up but I was wary of accepting his booking as he claimed to have smashed his phone and wanted to arrange through email. I should have guessed he was just another timewaster. This is why I only take bookings with a mobile number as I knocked back other bookings as I had no idea if he was turning up or running late.

And that was my day: 1 client, 1 no-show. I really hope tomorrow isn't going to be this crap. I've barely had any enquiries either :-/

Friday 17th January

I've been really looking forward to today as it's my fiancé's birthday today, so had a few surprises planned which he guessed / found out 2/3 of them :-( It's so hard keeping surprises from him lol. So this morning, after looking around Manchester, we got the tram into Bury and took him to the famous market there. The town centre is a canny size too.

Then we headed back in Manchester to the National Football Museum, which I didn't know existed until I looked on TripAdvisor to get ideas on what to do. That wasn't bad and he enjoyed that.

Afterwards, we took the bags back to the apartment and got changed for surprise 3, which was to take him to a lively, Greek dancing restaurant. He wasn't keen because he'd compare it too much to Greek restaurants in Greece and because their food is high quality over there, the food in the restaurant had a lot to live up to. But it was his birthday, so he decided to just go to Wetherspoons then went to another Shakespearean-looking pub til closing time.

It was lovely being able to see a bit more of Manchester and I'd love to come back here again, but not to work, unless it picks up the rest of the time I'm here.

Saturday 18th January

Man City were playing Cardiff today and we had the Cardiff team staying at the hotel next to us. I didn't really get a look at the players as they passed the apartment, but I recognised Craig Bellamy as he stopped to sign a fan's shirt.

What a day! One cancellation (he was so apologetic but I understand life can get in the way), one idiot who turned up half an hour early wanting to pay in South Korean currency and wouldn't take no for an answer, and one who was over the other side of Manchester lost. Oh, and just the one booking. What a disaster this is becoming! I cannot believe how quiet Manchester is! I think this is definitely the last time I'm coming here to work.

So had my tea, packed my cases and headed back to the North east, as I'm probably more likely to get outcalls there than any incalls in Manchester.