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Wednesday, October 20th 2021

IONA'S ON FIRE.

Goodness gracious ,anyone who has met me will know that I love balls. I cannot help myself when the pants come off the first thing I want to do is get lost in the wonderful soft flesh and fill my mouth.

I was delighted when last week I was presented with a real challenge..

You see I met an awfully lovely chap called Howard. I showed him to the bedroom and asked politely if he would strip for me but leave on his pants as I always enjoy a surprise.

I went out of the room to change into something a little more dangerous and when I returned there he was fully undressed bar the pants. I ran my eyes over him but as always I am strangely drawn to the bulge and shape of the wearers pants. Well I must confess this was no ordinary bulge, excited ? You bet...

I eagerly removed the pants and there in front of my eyes was indeed the largest pair I have seen in my entire career. Golly I couldn't believe my luck. They were round ,shaved, full, wide, perky and above all waiting to be used.

I immediately got down on my knees and buried my face in all their glory . Before long I was slurping and licking and trying my all my might to stuff the fuckers in my mouth.. to no avail. I said to Howard I am really sorry but I want to spend at least thirty minutes on your trophies should I never see you again.

I lay on my slutty back and I asked Howard to settle his balls on my face. God did I enjoy servicing them . My tongue was all over them . I had to spit on them as I was running out of saliva through drooling.
Meanwhile I was rubbing his hard cock whilst eating on the beasts. He was incredibly excited and so was I . I must had lost my mind as I then asked him if he thought it would be possible to stuff them up my cunt . So we set out on a mission . I lubed my snatch and his balls all over and I got on all fours as he attempted to get his balls up me . I was drooling again as I was watching his fine efforts in the mirror. It was tricky but we did in fact manage it after a fashion. I was so fucking turned on that I turned around as they slid from my wet hole and took his firm shlong in my whore mouth and sucked him off until he had beyond doubt emptied those huge fuckers all over me.

I was in Bollock Valhalla.... I have post a pic of the aforementioned so that you get the picture.

So thank you Howard it was wonderful and I had a ball....(or two).

Thursday, July 2nd 2020

GETTING DOWN TO LOCKDOWN

Well by now I would imagine everyone has had enough of this . Can't do this ,can't do that, wear a mask, wash your hands and so it goes. I myself have been trying to find ways to amuse myself over the last 100 days (and counting). I think I have found the ideal way to do so that involves social distancing, no contact with others and loads of bloody fun.

I have been leaving the house early in the morning dressed in a long raincoat underneath black stockings and a racy garter belt , sometimes a girdle. Yes I have taken to flashing . In fact I have found myself all over Glasgow and so far I have had no objections or even arrested.

It has gone down a treat so far and it has now become a bit of an addiction. This is how I do it.

I drive to an area where I think dog walkers or just walkers are out for their early activity. I will walk along until I spot a victim whom I think will be appreciative of my perversion. I then open the coat up give a quick flash if they linger I keep the coat open a little longer and so the eyes can wander a few moments more. I do love seeing a hard on in lycra. Then again ,I do like a hard on in any material......

One morning I even went out with a strap on this went down very well.
I carry a small vibrator with me as I must admit I get very horny . I then go find a quiet spot and tease my clit until I cum. It is so liberating.

As I tour around Glasgow please do watch out for me I will not be in disguise just a Burburry raincoat , huge tits minus the bra, no knickers so my hairy bush is on display , deep laced stockings and a cute little belt to hold them up. Please encourage me if you see me and maybe you could show me your cock so I can imagine you fucking my mouth when I return to my car.

The areas I have so far visited are G42, G52,G53, G20, G61,G62,G15,G12 and I have also been as far as Dumbartonshire.

I thoroughly recommend this as it just the tonic to pick up oneself and gives you a break from listening to Nicola Sturgeon (Ooh controversial)!!!

Wednesday, October 30th 2019

THE ESTATE AGENT.

Selling a property can be quite stressful. Although this seems to be pretty accurate I discovered as a way to relive the stress.

One day whilst showing a potential buyer around my apartment I noticed that he was quite handsome in a rugged kind of way. I did the usual this is the kitchen etc.

However when we got to the master bedroom I saw him looking at a very erotic photograph that I had hanging on the wall. The picture was of me draped over a velvet chaise longue with very little lingerie on . What was on display was my peachy bottom , fully fashioned barely black stockings, tiny garter belt and my huge breasts cupped in my red manicured fingers.

I looked down at his crotch and there in front of my eyes was a rather nice lump at his groin. He was clearly taken by my photograph. I told that was me in the photo and I am sorry to have embarrassed him.

He told me he like what he saw and I asked him if he would like to see what I look like in the flesh? Before I could say "Blow job" he had me across the bed . legs wide open , ripping at my red panties and sticking his tongue firmly up my snatch , he did so with an urgency. I asked him to slow down and make me wet , the wetter the better. This went on for an age before long I was sitting on his face my cup runneth over.

I took his firm cock in my mouth , slowly making my way up and down the shaft, over the head and covering the beauty with as much salivia . Sloppy blowjobs are my forte , if its not sloppy why bother? He was throbbing but I didn't want him to cum just yet......

We were startled as a key had just turned in the lock. I quickly stopped sucking the head off of him , he jumped up and pulled his trousers up.

My God it was my Husband ... how was I going to get out of this. I quickly composed myself. I called down that I was showing someone around . Close call ,however I was now feeling so horny I wanted more and the riskier the better.

Fuck it I thought. I called my old man upstairs I explained I was was about to explode and that I had been sucking our potential buyer off just before he arrived , would he mind watching me so I could finish him off?

Without hesitation out came his cock and he began to maturbate whilst I unzipped my new friend who was definitely suprised but going with the flow. In it popped and I was slurping ,licking , sucking furiously . I was bending over and my old man popped his dick in me and rode me until I managed to drain the tasty cock and balls that were wrapped around my slut mouth. Mmmm.... I spat it out all over my tits and got my old man to clean me up much to the amazement of my hopefully new buyer. That's devotion.

The ending of this story is one of caution.. Take down any naked pictures that you may have of yourself when selling your property it certainly didn't mention anything like this in the HOME REPORT.

Thursday, March 10th 2016

BONKING BANO

Five years ago I had been unwell for sometime . A very sexy client of mine suggested that I should come out to his Villa in Spain to recuperate. It was such a lovely gesture , before I could say Si, I was on a aeroplane Tenerife bound to meet a horny ex pat who wished to look after me and assured me by the time I left I would feel so much better .

Scotty was waiting for me and whisked me off to his terrific Villa . The weather was glorious and so , so hot that I thought I might faint. So Scotty thought it would be a splendid idea if we had a dip in his pool.

I went into my bag to get out my bikini when I realised I had forgot to pack on. Never mind , I will just have to get naked. So there I was in Scotty's pool nipples erect , bush glistening and noothing else but a naughty smile.

My Host had an enormous hard on I suggested we get rid of it but he had ideas of his own....

After cooling down and getting hot in the pool. Scotty thought it would be a great idea to head down to the local bar and get out of the midday sun.

We made our way down to a really pretty little bar which was run by a Mother and her attractive son. We ordered some drinks and I felt my companions hand move up my skirt towards my snatch. Well I didn't know where to look.

Scotty asked Maria the proprietor for a key. I was puzzled what did he need a key for ? Up he got with a semi erection and made his way to the door opened it with the key and in he went. After a bit he still hadnot returned so I went to investigate . I chapped the door and it was ajar. So I pushed it a little further and put my head around the door for a better look. There was Scotty shorts at ankles , brown skinned from the Tenerife sun, smile on his face , stroking his king size dick. I knew you would come he said.

In a went he locked the door from the inside and motioned me to wrap my lips around his raging rod. I couldn't get enough of it I was greedy and hungry for his cock that I was almost swallowing his full length.
Spitting, gagging and slurping aplenty. The more he thrust his banger into my slut mouth the wetter my cunt and his throbbing cock got.

He would hold back no longer and he pumped me full of his hot creamy jizz. I was covered, my hair in particular was spunky and begining to get hard .

I thought I hope no one heard us but Scotty didnt seem to mind infact this was a huge turn on for him. I cleaned myself up and left the toilet. However just before I left this was a unisex loo and men and women could piss together at anytime of day or night.

Needless to say I spent quite a bit of time in that toilet over the course of a week. My appetite soon returned with the amount of meat I was taking over the course of that week.

At the end of the holiday I had been well and truly , stretched , bent, spent and spunked but most importantly refreshed.

So take my advice if your holidaying in Spain this year look out for the unisex loo and do as I did take full advantage of it and if you just happen to walk in and there are two men inside take a cock in each hand whilst you pee. It beats reading a paper......

Sunday, February 28th 2016

GLORIOUS GLORY HOLE

The taxi pulled up outside the building and we stepped out into a sunny afternoon and into a beautiful entrance of a private members club. Inside it was all dark wood , tastefully decorated and I was intrigued to find out if my new friend was telling the truth or was it all made up for his amusement.

We were taken to yet another table he dropped of his bags and there he regaled me with a colourful account of a previous encounter in this very club some months earlier. It centered around this glory hole that I told you about in my earlier blog. Well it was time for me to find out for myself and frankly I was a little nervous but what the heck ...

He went along to the garderobe first to make sure that all was in order he excitedly returned to tell me that the hole was still there all I had to do was go into the middle cubicle and pull back the toilet roll holder and I would see the hole and just wait it out. How was I going to manage to get into the gents without arousing suspicion? I mean I was wearing a skirt. It turned out this would not be a problem. He handed me a bag that he had brought along with him and told me to go to the ladies and look in the bag.

Inside the ladies I opened the bag and inside was a trouser suit , white shirt and a tie. I am quite small and thought this will drown me but to my amazement it fitted perfectly well and not only did he organise a suit but also a trilby . I stuffed my hair inside the hat removed my lipstick had a look in the mirror and was satisfied I could pass as a somewhat camp man.

I made my way gingerly to the gents ,pushed the heavy door open kept my head down and walked straight into the middle cubicle as suggested without drawing attention to myself. Locked the door ,put seat down pushed back holder and there it was like an oasis in a desert . It was true it did exist. I could see into the next booth and no one seemed to be there so I waited and waited and waited.

Click..click Holy makerel someone is next door I hear the abrupt sound of a zip being opened and the whoosh of urine against the porcelain. I steadily get the hole ready and with anticipation I open my mouth get on my knees and position myself so that my mouth is now surrounding the hole . Will he notice ? Does he know about this hole ? Quick thinking is needed here Iona so I make a little coughing sound and in a flash I have a wet pissy cock in my naughty mouth so I guess he knew!!

Within seconds I have a hard dick fucking the hole to find my mouth , here I was on my knees being faced fucked by a complete stranger.I was slurping and gagging as I worked my tongue all over the mystery mans fuck rod . I can assure you that it did not take long before I heard a sigh and out came a weeks worth jizz pumping all the way to a mouthgasm.

Well I never would have imagined that a respectable gentlemans club who have a not so gentlemanly privvy but I was tickled pink that I got to try it out for myself. I was just about to let myself out when the click of the door went again. Why not ? So there I was with a spunky mouth ready for my next dick and he for sloppy seconds . In it popped and within minutes I had taken another load. Glorious.

I made my way back to the ladies changed quickly into my own clothes and washed my mouth out with soap( well it can't all be fun ) and made my way back to my friend who had the grin of a Cheshire cat.

He asked how it went I told him it was delicious and he said thank you for making an old man happy . I asked why? He told me had watched the two men go into the toilet and come back looking rather pleased and this give him a considerable boner which he now wanted to get rid of . So off it was and another hand job for him in the back of a black London cab on way to Euston .

Never a dull moment. If you wish directions to this establishment please don't forget to ask next time we meet.

Sunday, February 28th 2016

RED LIGHT VERSUS GREEN LIGHT.

I recently visited a very dear client that I have been seeing for 6 years or more. We don't see each other very often but when we do he likes me to be his Aunt.

I normally arrive wearing fetishwear under my coat and my nephew is always terribly aroused by the time I arrive.

As I remove my coat I always enquire like all Aunts should about what the chap has been up to since we last met. He decided this time that rather than tell me he would show me . He then got his laptop and proceeded to sign into Facebook ( I hate social media) . He then took me to a profile of a girl who just happened to be his best friends wife and told me that he had been wanking over photos of her. Seriously !!
The woman was wearing jeans and a t shirt. Now this wouldn't do I am in no way judgemental but this little pervert needed to be taught a lesson from Auntie.

So out came his hard red raw cock (he's a prolific wanker) so I asked him to show me what he does. He flicked through her photos and got very excited and animated as he showed me pictures of Carly, Tricia, Savannah and Ellie Rose all very innocent looking but my nephew was quite frankly pulling the head off it.

I decided that we should play Red light / Green Light . Green to wank and red to stop. So there we were looking at Carly and he's on green wanking like fuck his cock all pre cum and ready to explode when I say Red. Oh dear his dick looks angry when I place it between my comely tits and he has to tit wank whilst looking at new pics of Trisha . My cleavage is a heady mix of spit and his leaking tool. Red.

I Auntie now decide I would like to watch some girls online only I want to watch some hot lipstick lesbians , pussy eating ,fingering , classic strap on play .Some young/mature cunt cuddlers as I sit on my dear nephews face and wank his cock whist he arouses my clit. I just happen to be watching two sisters and it reminds me of the years my sister and I used to work together and all the naughty adventures that we got up
to with various clients over the years . There are two big titted slut lesbians munching pussy right before my eyes Im horny as fuck so I wank his cock as we are on green while he licks away at my wet pussy I can't stop now so with a leather gloved hand I wank every drop from his balls until he is drained.

When I arrived home it got me thinking . Do men wank over girls on Facebook wearing Breton shirts if so here is one for you albeit Vivienne Westwood interpretaion .

Friday, September 4th 2015

EXPENSIVE HANDJOB

For of those of you who visit me will know that I have a penchant for London. I visit and work there at least once a month. I love the Capital so much and it feels very much like home. I enjoy the theatre ,shopping but mostly the good weather and the restaurants. Which brings me to the story I am about to tell you all about.

On my last visit I had a booking to meet up with a dirty older man who prior to meeting had sent me a few choice emails. The reason I decided to meet with him because he wished to meet me at at terrific restaurant in St James.

We would meet at lunchtime , how would i know him ? I enquired, his reply was quite simply look for the guy with the biggest hard on and that will be me...

I arrived on time for our appointment it was 1.30pm and the place had the usual London Friday lunchtime buzz about it . I looked along the bar and sure enough there he was.I knew it was him as he had perfectly described himself. I had on a Hugo Boss business suit , nothing underneath except ,for a black silk pair of panties and very spikey heeled Laboutins. We sat at the bar making our introductions and we were then shown to our table. He told me that he had picked this table and I soon realised why. it was a booth in the corner he invited me to move cliser to him and without any notice he had his hand firmly place up my skirt and his fingers were moving my panties to the side so he could enter my wet cunt. Trying to keep composed was disfficult and not drawing attention to myself . He didn't seem to care .I had the feeling he had been here and there before ,if you get my meaning.

Starters arrived he managed to keep his hand above the table until he finished and then they were back under ,this time he has asked me to open my legs as wide as possible .Difficult task in a tight skirt but I got them opened wide enough for him to stuff a bullit vibrator in my snatch . He then asked me to close my legs again as he wanted to watch my face as the little bullit buzzed on full power. We were at the main course when I suggested that I put my hand inside his zipper to see if he was as big as he had boasted about previously and he wasnt lying. There I found his large swollen gland dripping with pre cum. I rubbed and around his wet head , he asked me to stop as he was going to shoot his load. Meanwhile I was definitely well lubed and he told me a story of a place in London not too far from where we were that you could go into the gents toilet and in the cublcules glory holes could be found and he would like to take me there . His fantasy was for me to go into the gents wait in cubicle then he would come in stick his knob through the hole and I would take my time sucking him off. As the afternoon wore on and with his fingers massaging my clit the thought of gloryholing was becoming at delicous afternoon delight.

Dessert was terrific and I was so caught up in the amtosphere , the sexual tension , that I pulled out his cock and I started to wank him without being noticed but unfortunately that wasn't to be the case . Two young City types sitting across from my caught on to what I was in the process of doing. I glanced across and the made it clear to me that they were enjoying the show . So I carried on of course. His cock was rock solid and I wanked him relentlessly until he spunked all over my manicured hand he quickly gave me a napkin and I cleaned off much of his thick juice leaving just a little and looking straight over at my small audience I licked this traces of his spunk from my fingers to a round of appaulse.

My new friend asked for the bill and we hailed a taxi to make our way to the Glorious Glory Hole.....

I will leave this unbelieveable story for my next blog but I promise it's well worth the wait.

Saturday, August 15th 2015

RAW SILK.

I am continuously amazed about what men get up to in their spare time some play golf ,others tinker with their cars or watch the rugggedly handsome Jeremy Clarkson on re runs of Top Gear. Others however get up to serious wanking with a pair of my used silky panties in hand.

I am presently in the process of selling a flat I have owned for sometime. It's a new build and anyone who has one will have realised that such homes are not built to last , so much so that a Millar Home is comparible to the foolish man building his house upon the sand.(I could go on..)

Forgive me for deviating ,back to story. I decided that I would sell the accommodation myself and would therefore show potential buyers around.This has taken up much of my time but a few days ago I had a interesting encounter with a gentleman and his wife who had arranged a viewing with me.

Both turned up on time , showed them around , seemed keen , so good so far . The male however seemed a little more keen than his partner, I really want to off load this flat as the building insurance runs out in 2016 and in a bibical sense if the rains came down and the floods came up the house built of sand will fall down . What to do , what to do...

They say the will be in touch and off they go. A few hours later I get a call from the male and asks for another viewing as they are pretty interested. So we arrange to meet up early next morning.

Door bell rings , open the door to find only the male. We go in he looks around again . We get talking it turns out he is in finance and he asks me what I do. I have no hesitation in telling him I work in the adult hospitality business. Well I can assure you that pricked his attention . After a few um's and oh's I assured him that I wasn't going to hustle him. He looked disappointed but the material of his suit trousers was stretched to the limit and this was a clear indication that Mr.Hardon was about to make an appearance.

He asked to use the bathroom and minutes later he returned with his trunk stiffly poking out of his zipper he asks what I am wearing underneath , I tell him raw silk. He asks to see it ,I oblige. I remove my dress and there I stand before him in beautiful light grey silk . I run my painted nails of the luxurious fabric the feel of the material sends small electric shocks over my body. He drops his trousers and shorts and I remove my silky panties and walk over and rub them over him face and the crotch over his tongue ,he tells me he can taste my pussy , i move them down to his throbbing cock again I rub them all over his balls and cock I then wrap them around and slowly wank him the feel of panties rubbing up and down his shaft are driving him insane . He sits down and takes over slowly wanking with my panties and he asks me to stand in front of him and play with my clit while I bark out profanties .So there I find myself leaning against the wall bringing myself off all the while telling him what a dirty, perverted, panty wanking cunt he was . His wanking was becoming more and more rapid I moved over and let his fingers rub my squelching pussy I advised him that if he spunked all over my panties I would insist that he wear them home , this seemed to drive him into a wanking frenzy.. whoosh out comes a creamy load all over my lovely knickers , now they are covered in his sticky goo. I rub them all over this groin as I dont want to miss a drop. He dutifully puts them on pulls up his trousers and we say our goodbyes. I however I'm left feeling a tad horny so I do love a bit of exhibitionism. So I go to the french doors ,open up where some young men are cutting the grass below and have a private wank of my own the thought of being caught truly excites me and before long I have a super orgasm. Ah bliss...

Driving home I can feel a wet patch between my legs , I get in and my old man says " Iona you have damp patch at the back of your dress . Have you been up to no good again?" All in a days work darling all in a days work...

So for all you silky panty lovers out there here is a pic of a recently used pair . If only Adultwork offered scratch and stiff ... Until next time.

Iona x

Sunday, July 26th 2015

CHECK YOUR TYRE PRESSURE

Today I was in the lovely town of Prestwick , the weather was horrid so I decided to make my way back to Glasgow . So as I was heading back up the M77 a warning sign was displayed on the dashboard of the old Mercedes. The message was indicating that I should check the tyre pressure urgently. Now in normal circumstances I would ignore such trivial information but this time I thought this may be serious ,I had better take heed. There was only one problem how does one check tyre pressure and how do you know what the correct pressure should be? I have never had to bother myself with the mechanics of the said vehicle as I have always had a family member on hand to make the problems disappear. Sadly on this occassion everyone was off doing their own thing. So here was I alone on the M77 with a dilemma that I had no idea of what i should do. Eureka...make your way to a petrol garage. I eventually arrived in Glasgow pulled into the garage and parked beside the machine. To my shame I didn't have a clue how I use it. I sat there for about 5 minutes just staring at the hoses. Just then a car parked beside me and an older chap got out of his car and asked me if I was going to be using the air. I explained to him what had happened and he kindly offered to do the job for me. Result! I couldn't help noticing he was terribly charming and handsome in a Magnus Magnusson sort of way, you know the type ..with a reasurring prescence , in the knowlege that all will be well. Job done. I was so grateful that I couldn't thank him enough. As I stood there heaping praise I noticed that the randy old bugger had what could only be described as a substantial boner. Well to be honest I was wearing a rather tight pencil skirt, stiff white poplin shirt and a rather nice pair of heels. As I was about to bid him adieu when the sky above opened and down came the rain in full force.So much so, that I was soaked through and when I looked down and my crisp shirt was now see through exposing my large brown nipples for all and sundry to gawp at. My knight in shining armour's cock was now doing a fine impersonation of the hulk and was about to rip out of his trousers and expose itself to me. Never one to miss an opportunity I suggested that we could go my nearby apartment to dry off and to warm ourselves with a jolly cup of Earl Grey. So off we sped along the M8 back to my web...

Once inside I offered him a towel to pat himself dry , I soon realised he was no shrinking violet and was patting his dick as he summoned me over to envelope his wet cock with my warm mouth. I slowly took his hard member and worked my tongue around the head and then began to slide up and down his shaft slowly ,then working up to a momentum. My saliva was dribbling down my chin as I went deeper and deeper to the point to gagging. Crikey I gave him a lovely roman shower all over his rager. Without any warning my horny septuagenarian pumped his muck into my mouth I got up from my knees and gave him a creamy mouthful back. I thought , hang on I had better make him that Earl Grey he will be parched.

After he had left I realised that I had not caught his name so in his memory I dedicate this to him. As I refiected on the days events I came to the realisation that ignorance can in fact be bliss.. Until the next time.

Iona x

I have attached a small reminder for you all to enjoy ...my wet shirt.

Tuesday, November 25th 2014

STRANGER WITH THE SHINY SHOES

This adventure happened some years ago but I thought you might like to hear all about it.

I was visiting the Sunshine Island of Tenerife with Tina(some of you may remember the filthy little minx.I can't mention our relationship or this blog will be removed but anyone who knew us working together will get the picture.) We were looking for a holiday with a difference ,something we could remember with fondness. We were not looking for the usual type of thing if you know what I mean,perhaps a little naughty time.

After we got our bearings and settled in we decided as it was such a glorious day we would adventure out, maybe take in some of the sights. We happened to stumble upon a pathway which ran along the beautiful coastline so we travelled on to see where it would lead us.

The sun was scorching our skin as we wandered along ..god we were both hot! However just up ahead we noticed that the waves were crashing up on to the path so we hurried along so we could cool off a little from the spray.

We stood waiting for a wave and golly did we get a whopper, both of us stood there completely drenched. I happened to be wearing a very thin white sun dress with only a pair of sheer white panties below and Tina was wearing a tight white T shirt and a pair of shorts. Well our clothes were now completely see through . Both of our nipples were erect through the clothing and you could clearly see our tits to maximum effect. I was also sporting a rather hairy bush at the time and this was glistening through the wet pants.

Tina thought it would be a good idea to remove her shorts so they could have a chance to dry and I joined her and removed my wet knickers. Tina was wearing a rather racy red thong below the shorts and both of us were without bras. We decided as there seemed to be no one around we would carry on with the walk so off we toddled semi clad and bush on full display.

The sun was so strong that we didn't notice some one was on the path coming towards us until it was too late. We both looked up and there he was a dark ,rather handsome stranger with a huge bulge in this pants. He had obviously seen us in the distance and by the time he had reached us he had a full blown hard on .

Ola we cried and to our surprise he was a Scottish chap who lived on the Island. His eyes were all over us our pert tits stuck to the wet clothing and we could tell he was in need of emptying his balls.

We both looked at each other and we unzipped his pants and greedily started to go to work on his swollen cock and balls. We were lapping it up ,taking turns of getting a mouthful of some prime meat , sharing his dick with every lick.

He summoned us over to a grassy verge off the path a little, we soon got to work stripping him bare. We laid him on his back and I lifted my dress and sat firmly on his face all the while Tina has slipped her wet juicy cunt onto his cock and was slowly riding up and down on his hardness. I was fucking his face with my cunt and he was tonguing me between my clit and my arse hole
it was heavenly . I was in a terrific position to lean over and rub Tina's clit all the while she is fucking his cock like it's the last cock on earth. His balls were about to explode so she pulled out and he sprayed the both out us with his creamy muck we quickly began to lick each other clean ...delicious.

Not a word was uttered as we collected our belongings and made our way back on to the path .

So if you recognise yourself in this blog Sir ,you were wearing very shiny shoes. We never did get your name but we certainly did get your cum.

Iona.x

Thursday, October 30th 2014

POETRY MAN

Now and again you come across a delicious individual . I did just that today.

I was first attracted to "L" when he sent me a filthy poem outlining what he would like to do to me when we meet.

It was so naughty that I just couldn't refuse. The jist was that he liked bottoms and pussy and big nipples and being a woman I had all of the requirements.

"L" was very tall but before long he had me on my back legs akimbo and I was almost in a crab like shape so that he could eat me whilst kneeling with his soft tongue teasing my clit. Now I am actually quite flexible and this was a perfect position to be in whilst your cunt is being attended to. What seemed to be a delightful age I was on the brink of climax and "L" was insatiable . Being in this position I was able to move my filthy little minge all over his face and my sweet arsehole was being probed with his fine tongue which had now moved up a gear and was darting in and out of shitter. I was hot...

We were both going for when I suggested that I would like to piss in his face he greedily agreed and in the crab position ,like a sprinkler it was all over him , my salty piss covering him all the while he was pumping my pussy with his tongue.

Well I do declare this was amazing and I kissed his pissy lips with such a passion I could taste my own fluid and it tasted divine. Whilst tugging and biting on each others erect nipples I moved down and took his 8 inch cock in my mouth and gagged as I forced it deeper and deeper into my slutty mouth as the poetry man fucked my face with such a force I had tears in my eyes.

I took his throbbing cock in my hand and my spit helped to oil the fucker as I wanked him slowly where he exploded all over my face ,my hair was covered in his goo......

So if you want a classy fuck
Cum visit me I'm Lady Muck
Cocks or cunts I don't mind
If your naughty ,you will find
A dirty whore with a firm behind
Perky tits to suck upon
A filthy mouth to surely give you the horn.

Wordsworth, Betjeman or Hughes I may not be
But I picture of my ass is most definitely a sight to see.

Iona x

Wednesday, June 11th 2014

FANCY A DIP IN MY POOL ?

Friday was super weather wise but today I felt rather frisky and wanted to have a dip in the pool but the thermostat is broken and its too cold to swim.

I was home all alone and with very little to do so I kept on the costume and decided to take some pics . I then got to thinking if I have no one to play with then I might as well play with myself...

I rubbed myself down with some oil so I was deliciously slippery ,so slippery that my hand slid right down into my bikini bottoms. I forgot to add at the moment I have gone from being completely shaven down below to thoroughly vintage nice moist wet curls ,sticky to the touch. So before long I found myself rubbing my protruding clit whilst excitedly poking my fingers up my dribbling cunt .So horny was I that I needed a man but sadly no one was around . There was only one thing for it ...out came the fucking machine.

I lubed myself and the prosthetic cock up beautifully and turned it on to a very slow deliberate porking , god did it hit the spot. There I was moaning and groaning with delight, my cunt delving deeper and deeper onto the cock. Dare I turn it up a notch or two ...YES, YES ,YES. Before long I was straddled over, cunt lips wide being fucked at top speed I tell you no lie my juices were flying out of my pussy as the machine worked its way to giving me an orgasm. On and on I went, pounding up and down until I exploded and my cum dribbled down my legs like honey (Manuka of course.)

How I throbbed for the next 20 minutes , my legs like jelly, the best bit however was the sticky goo stuck to my lady garden now that I have a bush between my legs. All that was missing was YOU to clean me up. How devilishly naughty....

Tuesday, June 10th 2014

RIDE A COCK HORSE

Any of my adorable clients will know that I love horses, so much so that I own three.

My love of wide open spaces on my horse has given me some of the most pleasurable times. Until very recently when I experienced quite literally the ride of my life.

My delicious client whom we will name M asked me if I would take him down to my stables as he was keen to try some lessons. I duly obliged and picked him up and took him to my home in the country.

We got there and the weather for a change was glorious so we set about getting on with the lesson.

He was very nervous but I helped by rubbing his crotch as I helped him into the saddle. My horse has such a lovely nature that before long he began to feel most comfortable which was a delight to watch.

I asked if he felt confident enough to ride with me down some lanes around my property so we set off with me leading the way.

I had on a very tight pair of jodhpurs which showed off my pert bottom to perfection .There I was legs akimbo straddling my Grey Dapple . M said that he could feel a bulge forming in his pants just by watching my ass rise and fall onto the saddle.

Before long we were down some quiet lanes when I suggested we get off the horses and take in the view. Where I live the views are breath taking and it was such a lovely hot day I decided to remove my bra and just go naked under my crisp white shirt . It always looks sexier when you canter, don't you agree ?

M was thrilled with my decision and between the tight pants and the shape of my erect nipples through my shirt it was all a bit much for him. Before I knew it he had whipped out his erect cock and asked me to wank him as he was going to burst otherwise. I could not resist the temptation and before I knew it I had his swollen shaft in my hand and firmly wanking him off. It didn't take long for his hot muck to fill my delicate hand . This created a problem as I had nothing to wipe my hand on so M said he would lick my hand clean and HE DID!!

We got back in the saddle and headed back to the stables. By now I was feeling hot and sticky in the cunt area I really needed to be fucked I was worried M would not be able to perform again but he didn't let me down . There we were ,me bent over a bale of hay getting the horsing of my life . M was fucking me as hard as he could , begging me to tell him he was a dirty, dirty boy...he was and before we knew it he was pumping out his hot spunk into my naughty gash as I pushed my ass into his pulsating cock.

I must confess riding has never been so much fun... I recommend this type of outdoor activity its incredibly liberating.

I have added a pic of me getting ready for the lesson.

Tuesday, June 10th 2014

FIRST JOB EVER.....

A dear client of mine who has his own business called me today and asked if I could help him out. I assumed he wanted to come and visit me . I was wrong. He asked if I could come along to his place of work and help him with some secretarial work as his worker had taken sick.

I explained that I had never done anything of the sort before in fact I never had an actual job that didn't involve what I do today. I once went to University in the late 70s but that was it.

Not worry was his reply just come down look smart and I will show you what to do. I must confess I was nervous but I thought a change of scene may do me good and I may actually learn something new.

I arrived at his office suitably attired and he showed me into his office . He had some filing that needed attended to and some emails to be sent on his behalf ...so far so good. However it wasn't long before the naughty beggar told be there was no job to be done he just wanted me to come to his office so he could "interview" me. Well I thought I'm here now so lets get interviewing.

He sat across the desk from me and asked me the usual questions like what experience did I have . I was truthful and said none. He went further as to ask had I had any work experience again the truthful answer was yes..... He asked what kind? I said "Will I show you ?"

I crawled over his desk and slid down on to his lap and undid his trousers. I took out his meaty member and wrapped my slutty mouth around it , slurping furiously and gagging all the while . He got incredibly hard and assured me if I carried on he would shoot his load. That wasn't going to happen .....

I asked if I had got the job and he nodded . He told be it was his fantasy to "do" his secretary over the desk. I jumped up on the desk lifted my skirt and opened my legs wide, in he went ,grabbing at my tits as he rammed his hard cock in and out my wet minge, if only all bosses were so demanding going to work would be a joy.

On and on he pumped but I would not let him cum as I had a little trick up my own sleeve. I retrieved my pants from the photo copier where I had abandoned them and spat on his cock and wanked his yummy muck into my pants as a keepsake.

My working day was now over but before I left, I gave him one last gift a picture of me (knicker less) in a position I think all good Secretary's should fashion if they are in need of a pay rise or any other kind of rise for that matter.