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Wednesday, April 22nd 2020

COVID FAME

Its a shame whats happened to the world regarding the virus
but its been such a great time for the self employed

You have all opened your hearts & your wallets for our work
there’s more cyclists and runners ands pedestrians
We’ve outnumbered the drivers, vans, cars and lorries

And its great!

Every cloud has it’s silver lining baby
And thats as true as it ever was.

People are takibg life slower
Appreciating their own city
Fallling back in love with their city

Its like when you go abroad and take a tour bus and see things from a different perspective - and think
”I should do this at home... i have never done this at home”

Tuesday, March 24th 2020

Pandemic Lockdown

Now is the time for discipline
Our Prime Minister politely asks you to behave and only leave the house for necessities and one form of exercise

A thorough workout to put you through your paces! ;-)

He says there will be police on the streets to challenge any misbehaviour and disobedience

After visiting the supermarket on many an occasion
I have noticed, there are many dark green leafy vegetables left
I also journeyed to homebase garden centre, and found all the tomato plants sold out
I’ll be returning on delivery day, when they restock

Tomatoes and dark green leafy vegetables, for instance Kale, Cabbage, of the cavolo family, spinach, and some green teas - are excellent at boosting immunity and fighting infection

It seems many do not know this

Overall, please ensure you seek one form of exercise daily
Something thorough and concentrating on the cardio area, to keep your respiratory system in optimum order ;-)

We can beat this
And I am here for you xx

Sunday, February 4th 2018

Awesome Weekend!

So My F bench is really getting a seeing to!

So far this weekend, friday included, I have...

1. baptised* and converted a fetish non-believer
He went from 'seeking an evening of escort duo mayhem/whats this femdom crap' - to 'youre different, teach me teacher'

*when i say baptised him, i mean i peed on his head whist he lay in my marble bathroom
Three times actually, Three seperate 'skips to my loo'
My cute little apple juice box was working overtime!

Over many hours, we'd downed bottle after bottle of champagne whilst
trading recommendations on holiday destinations, sharing our favourite psychology, history & sociology book titles and paraphrases, whilst i gave him a 'TOUR OF BDSM'

I am considerig making my 'Tour of BDSM' available as a booking
He said i was patient and generous to compact every activity i practice into a bitesize taster so that he may form an opinion and prefernce for our next appointment

So i had the chance to truly school the 40year old on how to recieve my organic juice
He went from newbie (croutch only) to veteran (put it in my hair, eyes, mouth, nose & chest) peedrinker in one sitting!

He left with unwashd hair to board a plane because he thought it was cool and kinky

Lucky i was alternating my flutes with tumblers of water - i would have felt sorry for the passenger behind him.. but it was quite a light, barely there 'eau de weewee'

2. Took a mid 30s jack the lad who had only had strap on once before, over 6 months ago, i took him from Medium to the Grande XXXL (10in white chocolate monster)

After exclaiming surprise at fitting all its girth in his ass, after 30mins warm up
He was quick to request we see "Ow much can i fit in my mouth?!" LOL

God loves a trier!
But the Grande XXXL has never been able to manage much deeper than its helmet, or graze anything further than a mouths top two incisors

It didnt stop him from trying of course LOL

I love making my clients bob their necks on my silicone wangs

Will you get on your knees before me and perform your best deepthroat skills?

If you jump through my hoops ... there's always a reward of some type waiting

No Guts No Glory
No Pain No Gain Honey xXx

Class will resume today from 14.00

Thursday, January 4th 2018

25yrs of BDSM...NONE had a prostate orgasm

Honestly

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

I swear
No one not one mistress in the last 30 years has stimulated their sub well enough to get him to cum from his prostate?!
I've met plenty old boys into strap on and 'giving over power'
They've been visiting various mistresses for the longest time

They've DONE EVERYTHING
TRIED EVERYTHING

but they've never had a prostate orgasm

When I ask, "have you had one?"

I'm am always greeted with.. "erm.. I don't think so"
or "I don't know"

Honey, if you DONT KNOW
the answer is NO

A prostate orgasm is like a woman's orgasm
If your mistress wasn't generous enough, learneth enough to give you this gift

COME AND SEE ME NOW
you have been missing out

And men of colour -
I had a young fit 20 something African boy on the end of my 'come hither' hand motions last week
He came from his butt and his cock at the same time for the first time

People say I'm gifted - NO - I just give a fuck about men enjoying sex and learning about their bodies

You needn't shag a girl senseless or watch a tonne of porn and get a sore wrist

The next level shit is right there in your back middle pocket ;-)

Also - if you came to see me Jan 1st for a prostate orgasm - I'm sorry - I hadn't slept and was a little hungover - come see me again for free anytime xxxx

PS - prostate orgasm is with my hand NOT a strap on.. don't worry virgins you'll remain intact... though most dirtyboys want to go the whole way after getting a taste !

Wednesday, August 16th 2017

Sissy Twink Strap On Sex

That hot little ass of yours
Slim waist but girlish padding on your bottock and hips

You take it on your back
I hold your legs up
apart
Deep
Tolling your bell
Ryhtmic moans
Building your orgasm
I hear you drawing closer

So i stop

I get you to roll
Off the edge then stand
I wipe my dick off
Just juices
Youre squeaky clean
Thats why youre a favourite

I sit on the edge
Open my legs
Toes on pointe

Back arched
Knees level with hips
Im Presenting

The Tall tower awaits your king kong grip
Your Dirty star atop my tree
The donut encircling the peg

Slide down
Make me proud

Now fuck me - i say
I hold your buttocks as you wind and bob

Porcelian Puppet
Only just 21
Your mother would not be proud

And when i get you to suck my strap on
It makes me wet
Youre so enthusiastic and content

Im sure you're pansexual but youll never tell
And thats fine with me because this works so well

Friday, August 11th 2017

Public Humiliation

So im staying in fleet street this week
The Demon Bummer of Fleet Street - catchy? :P

And i was asked to meet a guy on the street and abuse him in public

(See the attached picture)

I like working in visually engaging spaces
Beauty only makes me more wild

So at 11pm during one of London's famously great summer evenings

I had the sub kneel on the pavement
His suit trousers soaking up the puddle water

Hands up clasped behind head
Knees wide
Head back

And gave him three sharp kicks to the groin

And a fat cracking slap to the face

TWICE

under the watchful spires of the courts of justice

xXx Mistress London xXx

Friday, August 4th 2017

Siri find an ADULT STORE NEAR ME

Hello & Good Morning London

I'm busy in Barbican tying and tussling this week

Its now Day 3 of my perversely Wicked Week

Im walking through the market and popping in to '100 shades of Blue' an adult store off Whitecross St as I type this

I have a foot fetish appointment in 20 minutes
and after that a bit of slap and kick all with a revered member of our dear lady's judical system

Somebody pass me a hefty Taschen coffee table publication so i can throw the book at him! lol

I may stay a while longer than planned in this vivacious part of town

Melanie xx