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Tuesday, October 2nd 2018

Lazy day watching naked attraction

Today my friend and I are spending the day together. She has given me a lovely makeover and now we are watching naked attraction. She has never seen naked attraction before where as I am an avid viewer. We are having such a giggle like teenagers. It's so nice to belly laugh over naked people and the way they talk about each others body parts.

Who else loves naked attraction? Personally my friend and I think its a great way to meet new people. It would be fantastic to have bars in every town where people just meet up naked and then get to know each other.

The next time I go on holiday I will be finding the most popular nudist beach for sure.. Who wants to join me?

Friday, September 28th 2018

Strange dreams!!

Well, last night I had a dream and it was so vivid. In my dream I got in touch with a load of swingers online and I invited them all over to my parents house while they were away. (Their house is a lot bigger than mine with lots of space and 5 bedrooms). Good idea I thought.

Loads of people from all different walks of life turned up. I spotted a few I quite liked the look of and started chatting and flirting. Clothes started coming off and there were some huge, juicy cocks on display and lots of big tits too. We all started getting excited and people started making out. I was so horny for all these hunky men and sexy women. I could not choose who I wanted to fuck first, so I decided to fuck them all. It felt great walking around naked and being touched up by random people. The party was in full swing in no time.

Some people went off to the bedrooms while others just played in full display. I was getting spit roasted by two studs when all of a sudden I heard a massive crash!! I got up and ran to one of the bedrooms and on the floor there was my mothers favourite glass lampshade absolutely shattered beyond repair. Someone had been swinging from it.. I spent the rest of the dream worried about how I was going to explain the mess to my parents haha

Its a real shame my dream ended so unexpectedly. It got me so horny and thinking i need to go to a swingers party real soon..

Monday, September 17th 2018

Hello new me!!

Its safe to say I have never been one for fitness or keeping in shape but over the last month I have decided to change my lifestyle/attitude and get my sexy sweat on. One thing I have noticed is my sex drive has gone through the roof and I feel so much more energised.

Last week I purchased a weighted hula hoop and have been wiggling my hips on a regular basis in the front garden. Hula hooping is great for strengthening the core muscles (so the next guy I fuck is in for a right good seeing to).

I now have a whole new fan club of local men who like to walk by and wink at me while I wiggle (lucky lot)

For all you guys who love my curves, DO NOT STRESS, I am only looking to tone and strengthen my arms, stomach and legs. I will be posting lots more pictures on here of my progress in the weeks and months to come, but for now enjoy the one I have posted here and know that when you call I am feeling frisky as fuck!!!

Wednesday, September 5th 2018

Worst Thai Massage Ever

I just thought I would write blog to tell you all about my day.

So, today myself and my friend, Jo decided that we needed some relaxation time. So we looked online and booked ourselves in for a traditional Thai massage. Jo has been for a Thai massage before a few years back and had been telling me about how it made her feel almost euphoric, I was so excited to experience something like that.

I booked our places and received the confirmation and the address. On the way to the massage I informed Jo that it was at the Thai mans home. She thought I was joking and said, "no it's not, It's at a salon". I said, "I can assure you Jo, It is at his home" and I showed her the address on the confirmation email. At this point Jo was a little unsure but we decided to go anyway.

We arrived at the address a little late due to traffic. We pulled up outside a scruffy looking house on an estate and again we were a little dubious. I said, "come on Jo, this could be the best massage of our lives". Then we looked back at the house and saw the little Thai man stood there looking a tad grumpy with his arms crossed.

We got out of the car and walked up the path and he greeted us. His accent was very broad and we struggled to understand what he was saying. He moaned at us for entering his hallway with our shoes on (even though it wasn't the cleanest place) and we stumbled back into the very small porch to take them off. (we looked at each other and thought this is a good start)

We then made our way through to the treatment room where we both read and signed the disclaimer forms. We waited patiently for instructions and didn't feel very comfortable at all.

I was first to be massaged, he doused me in plenty of almond oil and rubbed it into my back making these squelching noises that made me chuckle. He pulled my legs and bashed them so hard as he massaged me all over. When I got off the table I nearly fell over.

Jo was next to be massaged, after seeing the way he treated me she decided she did not want to have her legs done. Unfortunately the Thai guy had not anticipated anyone changing their mind and got quite angry. Whenever Jo spoke to him he ignored her and he still gave her a good hard bashing which was in no way relaxing. I noticed that this guy had quite a boner for the whole time he was massaging Jo and I was giggling to myself quietly. I told Jo when we got out and we both burst out laughing.

Although we found the experience one never to forget, and quite a laugh. We would defiantly not return. We were made to feel like a couple of naughty school girls.

I bet he had a bloody good wank when we left. I mean who wouldn't after rubbing oil into our bodies? ;)

Just beware of grumpy men who massage...

Friday, August 31st 2018

YAY I'm A Single Pringle!!

Hey,

I have recently found myself single and this gets me SO excited.

After two years with the same boring dick, I now have the freedom to explore a whole new world of them.

Obviously I saw other men within those two years but nowhere near the amount I would have liked.

I will be starting my journey this weekend after spending my weekdays scrolling through tinder.

If anyone has advice for a newly single bitch hit me up!! I would love to hear what you think..

As for tonight I have reformed my close bond with my many, many dildos.

Happy Friday you horny fuckers. Have a great weekend whatever you get up to....

Thursday, August 30th 2018

Am I A Porn Addict?

Some of you may have had the pleasure of watching porn with me on here while we chat about it over the phone, so you will know how much I fucking love porn!

Just recently I have not been able to stop watching it. Every second of the day my laptop is playing something sexy from gang-bangs to she-males fucking each other and everything in-between.

As a consequence I find my pussy is constantly dripping, my knickers are soaked and I am horny all of the time! I just don't watch normal t.v. anymore as it does nothing for me.

I know some people have porn addictions and I think I am one of them. Obviously it is not a massive problem as I am always fucking horny for our naughty and nasty phone chats.

So if you have ever wondered how I manage to stay horny all day, now you know why!!

Tuesday, March 20th 2018

In need of a pedicure (My feet need some loving)

I must say this cold weather has been taking it out on my hands and feet. Even my hair has dried up and gone frizzy. I cannot wait for the warmer weather so that I can sit outside in my garden and catch some rays.

Today I am going to concentrate on my toes and feet. I have before me a nice warm bowl of soapy water which smells of the vanilla bath crystals I have sprinkled into it. I am going to give my soles a nice long soak before grinding away all the unwanted hard skin. Then I plan to trim, file and paint my nails (I was thinking of a pretty pink polish)

I also have some baby oil here which I am going to massage into my tootsies. If only I had a slave to give me pedicures whenever I needed them........

Friday, February 16th 2018

A MARRIED MAN FOR VALENTINES DAY

I will admit Valentines day has not always been a good day for me for one reason or another. This year I was going to make it special. I got all dressed up in my sexy red panties and matching bra and pulled on some black tights and a nice low cut black jumper dress. I zipped up my leather knee high boots and left the house. I was feeling sexy and needed some dick.

I have been walking every day to keep fit and so far this year I have managed to lose 7lb and really tone up. I have also discovered some nice secluded spots in the woods and I had arranged to meet someone there....

My heart was beating so fast as I got nearer and nearer to the spot deep in the woods. I could feel my panties getting wet and my pussy throbbing too. I could see him in the distance through the trees. We had to arrange to meet like this as he is married and his wife is very fiery and would go crazy if this ever got out which to me makes it even more exciting haha...

As I got closer I could see that he already had his hand down his trousers and he was rubbing his rock hard dick like mad.

As i got nearer I threw off my black fur coat, pulled down my stretchy dress and got on my knees as I unzipped him. My god his cock was harder than I could have ever imagined it would be and his balls were full as fuck. He clearly needed this as much as I did...

I started sucking him getting as much of his dick in my mouth as I could. My eyes were watering and his dick was leaking the sweetest spunk I had ever tasted...

I could not take anymore I wanted him to stretch out my cunt with that throbbing cock of his. I bent over and wiggled out of my panties. He rubbed his cock up and down my pussy lips before thrusting it into me bareback. Fuckkkkkkkk I said loudly as he went in deeper and deeper. Harder fuck me harder I said as I reached between my legs to rub on my clit.

By this point my hand was covered in cream and I was so close to cumming all over his cock. He was thrusting so deeply into me now and my pussy felt like it was going to explode...

We came together. He drained his balls in me and we departed. I could feel him dripping down my inner thigh as I walked home..

Well that has made up for a few terrible Valentines days. I think I may do the same next year....

Monday, December 11th 2017

Snowed in with a horny stud

I have been snowed in for two days and It looks like I will be snowed in tomorrow too. I am a very lucky girl though as I have plenty of food in the fridge and a nice hard cock on hand.

I came over to visit my fuck buddy on Saturday and haven't left yet as there is no way of getting my car up his steep drive. We are only fuck buddies so not much talking has been going on at all we have been fucking every few hours just to keep warm.

It's been two days so far and I think I would be happy to stay another two as we are having so much fun exploring each others bodies. As soon as I have finished writing this I will be giving him a nice juicy blowjob just because I need to taste his cum again.

So it's safe to say I am having the best time ever talking to all you horny guys on the phone and having some steamy winter sex. Christmas have definitely come early for me.

Thursday, December 7th 2017

Smoother than ever before

I have really got into natural alternatives to bathing products. Not only does my skin feel a lot smoother and more supple but It looks a lot brighter and fresher too.

I have just had the most amazing hot shower and while in there I massaged some pure organic coconut oil into my hands. The coconut oil melts in seconds which allows me to then rub it all over my body.

I like to start by massaging the oil over the tops of my feet and up my legs, then I rub it into my tummy and ass gradually moving up to my boobs and finally my arms and shoulders. I do struggle to reach the middle of my back though.

The oil instantly makes my skin so soft and I am able to glide a razor over my legs, pussy and underarms. when I shave my pussy I like to take advantage and have a little play as the oil feels so amazing and having a smooth pussy makes me feel so horny. Of course as the oil is totally natural it can be used as a lubricant without any need to worry. (I like to use the oil with my sexual partners when we fuck, It feels incredible).

I don't swill off the oil, I simply jump out of the shower pat myself down with a fluffy towel and within seconds I am dry and smooth and ready to get dressed (That's If I am in the mood for clothes that day)

Not only do I used coconut oil for moisturising, shaving and lubricant, I also use it as a hair mask and I cook with it so its a fantastic multipurpose product.

If you would like any health and beauty tips feel free to contact me...

Monday, November 6th 2017

Winter is coming. Time for thick tights...

I must say now the clocks have gone back and the nights are drawing in I think there is something very special about this time of year.

I woke up this morning and there was a glistening frost on the ground outside but I was warm and toasty inside and even warmer once I had lit my stove.

I sat back with a nice hot cup of tea and thought about being bent over and fucked hard from behind in front of my fire. I will have to get someone over later to take me hard.......

In the meantime I have wrapped up warm today in my winter wollie warm clothes which include a nice pair of thick winter tights. My feet are up and I am taking some sexy calls before I get fucked in front of the fire later.... I cannot wait

Tuesday, October 10th 2017

Dreams of being a whore

I had a dream last night that I became an escort, it was amazing and so memorable I just had to share it with you all.

I fucked two guys in my dream. The first guy was young and black and had the fattest most meaty cock I had ever had the pleasure of taking into my mouth, I noshed his cock for ages making him so sloppy as I spat all over it and slurped it all back off. I saw myself in the dream with my eyes watering and make-up streaming down my cheeks. He had his big hands on my head controlling my rhythm and pulling on my hair, I was a complete mess. Suddenly he took his cock out of my mouth pulled me up. He looked me straight in the eyes before turning me around and pushed me onto the bed. He was stroking and admiring my ass for a few moments before he started to rub the head of his cock up and down my ass crack. without any further warning he jammed his fat cock right into my ass and started to sink it into me bit by bit until he was fully inserted. I was well and truly filled and moaning loudly as he proceeded to fuck me, getting faster and faster until he shot his cream.

The second guy was a fair bit older than me. He was easily in his 60's and he wanted more of a girlfriend experience. he booked and overnight session and said be prepared to wake up throughout to his hard cock. He was very sensitive, kind and passionate he loved to lick my pussy and he certainly had a very experienced tongue. His dick wasn't that big so i could take it into my mouth and lick his balls all over at the same time. We spent a fair bit of the night in the 69er position. He loved me to bounce and grind my pussy all over his face, smearing my pussy cream over his cheeks was what he really loved. Unfortunately that's when I woke up so you can imagine how horny I was....

Luckily I was in bed with my fuck buddy at the time so I reached around for his cock. As soon as he felt how wet I was he was on top of me within seconds fucking me hard while I daydreamed about my sexy dream.

I love dreaming...

Saturday, September 30th 2017

New lube

Yesterday I received a card for the postman to say I have a little something waiting for me at the post office in town. I thought to myself oh that's a bit funny, as I don't remember ordering anything. So, today I got ready and went out to collect my parcel. I went into the office and signed for it and on my way back out through the car park I decided to open the parcel up. I pulled out a nice big tube of 'super silk lube' just as I walked past a postman. It was pretty obvious what it was too haha, I gave him a wink, giggled and wiggled may ass as I walked back to the car with a big smile on my face thinking to myself how much fun I was going to have with my big dildo later in the day.

The funny thing is, this is not the first time I have embarrassed myself when picking up items people have sent me from my wishlist. Someone ordered me a clit pump once and I opened that on the way back to the car forgetting that my parents were in there waiting for me. When I pulled out a big pink box they were like "Is that a sex toy?" I will defiantly have to be more careful with these packages...

Thank you to whoever you are who so kindly ordered me this super silky and slippery lube from my wishlist, it truly is the best lube I have ever used.

Friday, September 29th 2017

Desperate for big cock

I have been fucking the same guy for a while now (which is unlike me as I do love a variety of cocks) anyway we have had a few dependencies recently and although he is a bloody good fuck I want more. I want some big fat and juicy cocks to pound me. I miss it so much.

I keep thinking back to a time where I stayed at work late and let my boss fuck me over his office desk. We had flirted with each other for months and tensions had reached a peak. One Friday afternoon I was stood at the window waving to one of the girls from the office, when he suddenly came up behind me and lifted my skirt. My instant reaction was to push him away as I was worried that someone would see, but then I realised that we were the last two left in the office so I grabbed his hand again and placed in on my ass as I turned around to face him. He was 6 ft tall and so muscular I looked up at him and straight into his chocolate eyes and just could not resist. He lowered his head and started to kiss my neck and lick my ear which I just loved. I was wetter than I have ever been. Her picked me up and I wrapped my legs around him as he carried me over to his desk. He sat me down on the desk and I just started at him with my legs wide open and black stain panties on full display as he dropped his trousers and boxers and reviled his massive hard on for the first time. He was enormous!! I was so happy to see he wasn't a disappointment. He came close to me and pulled me into his arms, we continued kissing and I could feel his cock rubbing up against my knickers (I was more tuned on than I had been in years). he pulled my panties off and i watched them as the dropped to the floor, the gusset was showing and I could see they were marked with my cream. He went down on me then and his tongue felt incredible, he really knew how to use it. he tugged at my blouse and caressed my massive tits before bending me over on his desk and pounding the fucking soul out of me with his huge cock. I cam e so fucking hard with him that Friday and he did too as I was filled.

Well, it has been a while since I worked there and I have been thinking about that Friday all week and the more I have thought about it the more horny I have got. So today I decided to text my old boss and remind him of that amazing time we had together and we have now been sexting all afternoon. I have told him how desperate I am for a repeat performance and he feels the same so we have arranged to meet up. I am so excited and I have been sexting and playing with myself all afternoon imagining the fun we are going to have. I honestly can't wait to swallow his massive load now.