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Wednesday, May 3rd 2023

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Hi guys, I hope you're all doing really well!

Firstly I just want to say a huge THANK YOUUU to everyone who has been to visit me so far in Oxton! I'm loving working here and its been great to catch up with a lot of my Chester Regs now that I'm a bit closer to you! And I've really enjoyed meeting all of you naughty new cummers and I'm looking forward to staying here for a long time.

However I have had a handful of incidents happen that shouldn't happen to any Escort. So I thought it was time to add another reminder. It always goes back to "Etiquette" and "Hygiene" doesn't it.

If you're a gentleman that visits Escorts (which I'm assuming you are!) - there may come a time when you see us in the street/in the shops/at a bar etc. Walking along, living our lives as regular people. Can I please remind you if you see an Escort that you've visited, please have some respect and common sense and DO NOT come over and say hello to us. I know its completely mind blowing to a small minority of you - That Escorts have lives, regular jobs and friends/family away from the apartment/hotel you've only ever seen her in. This is our job. That many of us genuinely enjoy! But its still a job. Would you come over and approach me if you were walking along with your wife? Would you be really happy if you were walking along with your wife and I came up and started going "OMG HIIII how are you?" to you? Something tells me you wouldn't.

And again I feel like I'm repeating myself - Hygiene. If you show up to me with bad breath, long fingernails, foreskins that don't pull back and smelling like you've not showered in 6 months - I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU. And I WILL NOT refund your money to you either. Again, have some self respect, respect for us and some common sense!!!

I've also now started taking deposits which is becoming more and more common with many Escorts. Again possibly very shocking to a small minority of you - Most Professional Escorts like myself are running a business. If we don't get paid, our business doesn't make money. A lot of you are business owners/managers and you'll understand exactly what I mean. This is why now, we're having to take small deposits to protect our business as a lot of small businesses do. So don't be offended if you've not met someone before and she asks you to send a deposit. As long as the lady has plenty of good feedback, you'll be in safe hands.

I would like to thank you for taking the time to read this and hope it clarifies some things for some of you who need them clarifying.

And once again another thank you to alllll of my lovely regs and new guys who treat me like a Queen by showing up smelling divine, you're always ready for a good naughty time with lots of passionate horny sex and some great conversations afterwards! You are why I've been Escorting for ten years! And I can't wait to carry on spoiling you all ;)

Lois xxx

Tuesday, March 15th 2022

Nervous New Comers come hither....

I have recently seen/had contact with quite a few guys that are brand new to punting and have been (understandably) a bit nervous when booking for the first time.

I want you all to know that I totally understand possible first time nerves. You're new to something, you're meeting someone new. You're wondering if everything will go as expected? Completely reasonable to feel this way.

I've been told many a time that I am warm and easy to talk to. I do like to just go with the flow and there is no rush or pressure on my end for you to do anything (or not) within our time together.

However, I have encountered a few of you that have openly told me via text/email that you are too nervous to even call me! All I can say if that really is the case, you're probably not ready to see an escort just yet. For my own safety, I absolutely have to speak to you over the phone first. This is to see if you're fully compos mentis. To see of you speak full english. And also to check that you have understood what services I offer. So please also think about this from my point of view. You're not the only person meeting someone new here.

So if you really want a booking...just call me. I'm also told I have a great phone voice lol! I've met so many different people throughout my years as an Escort (and in my day jobs) and I know how to connect with many individuals.

If you really can't call me, it can make you look like a timewaster. And I will cease all communication with you until we have spoken over the phone.

Thanks for your understanding!

Hope to meet you soon! ;)

Monday, November 22nd 2021

Hygiene...When visiting an Escort! (PART 2).

I'm glad to be able to say that the HYGIENE issue doesn't crop up much at all when guys come to visit me. BUT ive decided to write a short series of blogs to do with the basics of having better sex with an escort (or any woman!) Including the blog before this. So I've decided to write about hygiene as the next topic as IT DOES make a difference.

If you're going to see an Escort, my top MUSTS are:

1. SHOWER!!! Please be fully showered or bathed. And this includes USING YOUR FAVOURITE DEODORANT UNDER YOUR ARMPITS AFTERWARDS. JUST showering/bathing with soap DOES NOT STOP BODY ODOUR. And obviously please fully wash the head of your cock. Any weird smells and its not going anywhere near my gob.

Obviously if you're coming straight from work, no problem! Hop into my shower on arrival and make full use of my shower gels and deodorant collection in my bathroom.

2. HANDS/NAILS: Please make sure you have short THOROUGHLY CLEAN NAILS. Ladies are delicate down there and that area can become unhappy with any bad bacteria from under your nails.

3. TEETH/BREATH. If you smoke, save it until after you've seen me. Alcohol...I can't stand the smell of it on someone's breath so DON'T DRINK any before seeing me. Please thoroughly brush your teeth. Floss them. Make sure you're visiting your dentist twice a year. I know a lot of guys whinge when girls won't kiss them properly....its probably due to your bad breath or bad teeth. I said what I said.

4. FRESH CLOTHES. I don't expect you to show up in a full on tuxedo (but if you want to, feel free!) But your favourite smart/casual clean outfit is just fine!

If you think these tips seem basic...its actually a well known fact of nature that we're more attracted to someone based on how they SMELL! NOT HOW THEY LOOK! Not on the basis of how funny or charming are. Its all to do with smell. So get spritzing your best aftershave gents!

Sunday, November 7th 2021

The Art of the FEMALE PLEASURE. (PART 1.)

This is the first in a mini series of blogs im going to write called 'HOW TO HAVE BETTER SEX WOTHAN ESCORT (OR ANY WOMAN)'

m often asked by many of you 'What do you like Lois?' Meaning what do I like in bed. I know you mean well - But I like to think you've read all my profile (And most of you do!) But it's actually quite difficult to explain to someone that I may have just met how to give me an orgasm in possibly under an hour to 90 minutes lol!

Guys are quite lucky because your form isn't as complex as ours (no offence) You can look at a woman you find attractive and get hard. I can look at a man I find attractive....But I would need that man to slowly start kissing and caressing me, undressing me and then just starting to tease me a little bit down there with his fingers before I started to get wet.

I find a lot of you tend to over think how to give us an orgasm. And I need to say this...Sex isn't just about the big O (it isn't for me anyway!) It's about the sensuality. It's about the kissing. The teasing. The lingering of someone's touch. It's about the enjoyment of each other's bodies first using tongues, fingers etc (foreplay I suppose) before whacking your knob up and expecting me to cum in 2.4754 seconds.

I don't like to rush and I don't like to be rushed. I like to feel first. Do any of you know what I mean when I say really FEEL?

Only tips I can really give when pleasuring a lady....With your fingers....Please DON'T dive down there with them and start strumming at my clit like your playing a guitar. The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and FOR MINE... It really does not enjoy being strummed at 80mph. It's literally the most irritating feeling and just makes me want to go through the roof AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

I'm not usually instantly wet. I don't use lube as I don't like the consistency of it. If you're putting your fingers down there (PLEASE HAVE SHORT CLEAN FINGERNAILS) and start off slow. Explore me. Enjoy me. The way I think of it is....Imagine your stroking a cat (Oh the irony!) Or even a dog. You DON'T push down and then smooth over the animals fur because you would hurt it and no doubt it would snap your fingers off! You place your hand on it and gently smooth over it's fur. So please don't push down with your fingers over my clit. Just lightly and gently stroke it.

I imagine if I was to grab your cock while it was still floppy and start ragging the head off it....You would be annoyed and I can only think of that feeling as being extremely irritating and not sensual or sexy in anyway. IM THE SAME.

If you find a rhythm that gets me going (IE You can feel me getting soaking wet) stick to it. Don't speed up. I don't need/like anything fast with your fingers. Just keep going.

Tongues wise...There is nothing more than I love than being eaten out! SLOWLY. Again imagine if someone was to start immediately sucking you off at a furious speed. It's fake, it's not sexy, your cock will probably get sore and bored quickly. My clitoris and vagina are the same.

I use the word 'explore' quite a bit. If you're in a new place - Do you rush around trying to see and feel and taste and sense of much of it as you can? Maybe you do, but you would probably be out of breath and exhausted from the rushing and you probably wouldn't have had a great experience. Exploring for me is taking my time so I can really FEEL and learn and understand the place I'm in. Let's EXPLORE each other.

When I start going down on a guy...I go very s..l...o...w...l..y. Which I'm sure my regs would agree with

I'm looking at you with my big blue smoky eyes and I'm licking and kissing around your cock with my (usually) red pouty lips. I'm getting it nice and wet and that's before I take you all in my mouth. Then I may use my hands and fingers gently to edge you and make you moan. I enjoy teasing cocks for a long long time before I will let you cum (unless you really can't hold back!)

So...Let's carry on EXPLORING together shall we?

Monday, September 13th 2021

Just a couple of final THANK YOU'S.....

Well this is sadly going to be my last ever blog guys. So I have a few thank you's and experiences that I have been grateful for that I would like to share with you....

Firstly I would like to thank (whoever and wherever she is) The Author Miss S who wrote 'Confessions of a Working Girl' back in 2007. This deliciously written but gritty tale found its way into my young hands and I never looked back. I highly recommend it to other girls starting in the industry or to gents that want more of an insight into what we really get up to ;)

When I first decided to start Escorting, I was interviewed by the manager of a well known Manchester Brothel that shares its name with an equally well known Women's Magazine. They purposely kept me waiting nearly 45 minutes with a cup of coffee watching 'This Morning' to see if I would get nervous and leave haha! And then the Manager who interviewed me told me the guys love a busty blonde like me and that I could earn a whole £30 for 30 minutes work! Even at age 23 I thought that was extremely poor pay and said I would contact them if I decided it was what I wanted to do. And then they continued to call me for 2 weeks afterwards. No ta la. But thanks for the experience and the laugh.

On that very same day I was interviewed by a super duuupa 'High Class' agency (that no longer exists) and the lady manager told me to come back when I lost two stone! Considering the office was quiet and the phone dusty, that was taken with a pinch of salt and I politely said I wouldn't be doing that and left. Damn girl, you could have made some loot out of me!

I eventually worked for two Chester Agencies (one after the other, 2013 and then the 2nd in 2014) and had an absolute ball most of the time in both and knicked a few regs along the way. Some of whom STILL travel to see me in Southport!! Huge thank you so much for all of our good times...you know who you are!

Once I became an Independent Escort in Chester in late 2014 I was known for staying a lot in a very good hotel there quite often.....Always clean, excellent staff and good breakfasts. Whether or not they knew what I really did, I was treated so well by the staff and I know a lot of you really enjoyed seeing me there! Thank you to the staff in that hotel. And thank you for never questioning the amount of clean towels I requested!

UK PUNT....hahaha! Thank you for teaching me to continue my belief to always stand up for myself and to never be afraid of what other people think.

My current employers....I'm blessed to have a career I really enjoy.

My Ex Fiance for all your support and love in the three and a half years we shared together.

And last but not least....

Thank you so much to every single guy that has visited me since 2013. Whether you're a reg of mine or we met once briefly......Thank you. I have had THEEE most fun ever, getting to know you and hear your stories and enjoy some really bloody naughty, sexy and sensual times. Becoming an Escort has been one of the most challenging yet fun things I have ever done. It has helped me develop and multitude of skills including people and business skills and obviously bedroom skills haha!

I'm really going to miss you all. Take care and look after yourselves.

Lois xxx

Saturday, November 7th 2020

Adults Only on C5!

Hi guys! So throughout this week (Mon 2nd Nov - Fri 6th Nov), Channel 5 broadcasted a fascinating mini series that was 'Adults Only' that followed various men and women who work in the Sex Industry from Escorts to Porn Stars.

I've read a few reviews of this programme and all I can see is the majority of people still trying to tear down sex workers.

The show followed Ellie who is a 20 year old Escort based in Nottingham. She tours around the UK, has an adulwork profile (BigBootyEllie I think she is) and she claims to make £1500 a night and £4000 a month from Only Fans.

Ellie is curvy and tattooed and her lips are one of her main striking features. She struck me as having a very strong personality and wouldn't overly care anyway what people thought about her.

I've seen a lot of comments saying how disgusting she is and 'how proud her parents must be'. I'm sure most people's parents don't expect their child to grow up to be a sex worker....But would it be better if Ellie was in a minimum wage job, struggling for money? Or how about if she was being a promiscuous young woman and sleeping of loads men (as some young women do!) for free? If that is more socially acceptable - why is that? Is it because its the 'usual/typical' thing to do and a 20 year old woman earning mega money from her body is not?

I could understand Ellie's 'look' not being for everyone. But no Escort is suited to everyone. So I didn't understand the negativity towards her body. All I can say is that as she is very young, I do hope she still agrees that losing her anonymity is the right choice for her when she gets older and maybe wants to leave the industry or settle down. Not that that always matters, its just a thought from my point of view. I hope she carries on being as successful as she is.

Next up was Chelsea, who runs Admire Me VIP which is a site for cam girls.

Chelsea is my age (31) and had came from working in McDonald's to becoming a stripper to setting up her online business with her cousin and turning 9 million in the first year.

Chelsea comfortably showed off her Lamborghini and her collection of designer handbags.

I personally think she came across as really down to earth and genuine. She is proud of all her hard work and so she should be. She again has also had experience of dealing with trolls online. I know its to be expected nowadays, but at the same time she hasn't hurt anyone. And she clearly loves what she does.

Saturday, March 28th 2020

Coronaaaaa

Hi guys, really hope you're all doing OK in this time in our lives which is none other than a Global Pandemic! Like actually WTF?

Warnings in advance as this blog is going to be whingy and I guess morbid. But that's life sometimes.

To me this just seemed to happen all so fast! When I heard Wuhan got locked down (And I'd never even heard of Wuhan!!!) I though 'Wow. Imagine a whole City being on Lockdown because of a new disease!' Never ever did I imagine our whole country would be on Lockdown a couple of weeks later and our lives changed forever as we know them.

But although it has upset me greatly, I have accepted my new (hopefully temporary) change of lifestyle. (I will go into more detail in a minute) What I have NOT been able to understand, is that since I put my notice on my profile explaining that I will not be escorting again until it has been announced that we're clear of this..... Is that I have been emailed a couple of times by guys asking me would I accept a booking if they paid me more!!!

So, I am actually a key worker in my day job and like practically every other profession that is classed as Key Working - we're short staffed with a lot of my colleagues already self isolating. I know for a SOME of you (NOT all) it's terribly hard to imagine that escorts may have real life jobs away from sucking your cock. Surprise! And even more shocking - we have friends and family too!

So my new life at the moment looks like this, I am a Key Worker. A lot of you know what I do. My best friend is frontline NHS as a Catering Assistant who is now serving food to confirmed Corona patients. I will not get to see her for who knows how long. My Mum has underlying health conditions. I won't see her for 3 months. I didn't even get to spend Mother's Day with her due to me working near a 14 hour day, let alone get to wave to her through the window. Guy I'm seeing is frontline too. So that's the 3 main people in my life that I will now not see for what I'm expecting to be 3 months or so. I do unfortunately believe it will probably be longer. This is serious and is not just going to blow over.

Now I know this is reality for a lot of us now. And then there's the reality for some, of having to self isolate and having to deal with symptoms and (heaven forbid) this fucking stupid disease itself. I know it's not just me. But my god, I'm actually scared at the moment and unfortunately don't have the privilege of sitting at home wanking off or planning how to sneak out to go and get my balls licked.

I've said similar before in another blog....I don't care if you just want to show up to see me, pay and then go off on your merry away not giving a fuck about me or my life. That is absolutely fine. If you pay your money and you're respectful, I cannot ask for anymore. But it's when guys take the fucking piss thinking that I'll be so bored (And no doubt, skint lol!) sat at home in isolation, that I'll meet you for more money and seriously risk both our health!!!!!!

At the end of the day, people of all ages and states of health are dying. Why are you wanting to risk your health all for the sake of a shag? This is spreading like wildfire. I just do not understand how some people do not have any self respect whatsoever?? But I guess that's everyone's individual choice. But please don't cry when there's no ventilators left for you.

But unlucky for those idiots, I am not bored (bit tired like) nor skint and I greatly value my health and my lovely lungs.

So there we go, rant over. :D

I was planning to retire in June... I am now planning to hopefully RETURN in June (BUT I will only do so when government have confirmed we're through this) and then I intend to work to September-ish time. But just going to have to see what happens.

I really do hope you all look after yourselves and your families through this dark and strange time.

Thank youuuu for the other lovely emails and texts I have received wishing me well!!! Can't wait to see you all again soon!!!!

Take care for now guys,

Lois xxx

Sunday, December 22nd 2019

Merry Xmas Guys!!!

I just wanted to wish all of my lovely regs and each guy I have met this year - A very Happy Xmas and all the very best for a Happy, Healthy and Horny 2020!!!

2019 has been a particularly busy and in some ways stressful year - for myself. And this is mainly due to the fact of me starting a job where I have had to dedicate myself to the lifestyle and culture of the company I work for. Which, I did understand would happen and I am so happy and lucky to be working where I work....But escorting will always have a place in my heart as I have really and truly enjoyed my time as a full time escort over the past 5 years (as an independent) and 7 years altogether.

I really have met some of the kindest and most interesting men throughout my Escorting Career....And not to mention the amount of naughty fun I have enjoyed!!! And so I look forward to continuing to still see you all on Sundays throughout the winter/spring of 2020.

See you soon guys, take care!

Lois xxx

Sunday, November 24th 2019

Moving on...

So since I've announced I'm retiring from escorting, I've had a lot well wishes for my future and people being really happy for me that I've settled down well into my (not so) new job. Thank you for this, the support is and always has been appreciated! But oddly enough I've had a few slight digs here and there (this is coming from clients AS WELL as some of my ex colleagues in my old job).

I've been asked WHY ON EARTH would I want to quit escorting? As 'I know just how much money you make' and 'you surely won't be getting that in your new job'. You can only guess at what I make, I'm earning more than enough to personally suit ME in my new job and sometimes people don't want to do certain things or work certain jobs anymore. And they're entitled to move on. So why do you care so much about what I earn and what I do for work?

I've been TOLD 'You'll miss the money so much, you'll be back!' I've made my money thanks and I'm lucky to say its not so much for the money anymore. I've found a career I enjoy and actually want to dedicate myself to and because it's shift work, I simply cannot do both.

I have also been asked 'But are you really happy in your new job? It doesn't sound that appealing working all those shifts'. It may not appeal to you, but it does to me. Plus I look really hot in my uniform and my steel toe boots.

And I even had colleagues say to me in my old job that I wouldn't even pass the interview stage, let alone get the job. LOLZ again, WHY DO YOU CARE IF I GET THE JOB OR NOT?

It's such a strange one I have found, when people want to move on in their life to something new. It doesn't mean that that something new is so much better, it's just different!! But I for one have never been bothered about what people are doing in their lives, if they're happy and it's not affecting my life, I really do not care. I don't have the energy nor the desire to put other people down.

I will always enjoy escorting but I personally do not want do it forever. A lot of women do it for life and it is their career and they make the shmoneyyy and they do it really well! And that's great, but it's just not what I want to do. Just like other jobs that I've had, where I've known I didn't want to do it forever.

Maybe I should take it as a compliment some people are just so interested in me and my life haha!!

Oh well, rant over! I will be down to one day a week from December so feel free to make the most of me this week in both Southport AND Chester. So see you all soon! ;)

Xxx

Sunday, October 13th 2019

DFK and eating out...

I've found from over the years that DFK is really something that at least 99.9% of you guys want when you go to see an Escort... And I don't blame you! I'm somebody that naturally loves kissing, I could kiss for hours. It gets you used to someone's touch, relaxes you and is obviously a good start to any foreplay. But a few girls apparently 'don't do it properly'....

I'm not saying that this is always the guys fault BUT as a bit of a DFK guide it's always great if you have just brushed your teeth for us or at least have had some gum. I have had men who have tried to kiss me with having obviously just had a cigarette or finished their lunch. All I can say is you probably wouldn't like it if a girl tried to kiss you and these were the first smells you encountered. It's a real turn off and being honest it's then difficult to try to enjoy a booking when that is how it's started.

My version of DFK is quite a bit of tongue (maybe 75% lol) and the rest is lip. I personally find all tongues and lots of waggling of tongues and trying to tickle my tonsils, really uncomfortable as in I'll probably struggle to breathe and feel like I'm going to end up coughing all over you. I have (in the faraway past) had guys try to stick their tongue in my nose, over my eyes and eyebrows and in my ears. This is not DFK, this is un-skilful and un-sexy slobbering like a dog. So if you choose to DFK a girl like this and wonder why she pulls away or wonder why she's not getting wet.. possibly be a bit more gentle. And a bit more sensual. Just a bit of tongue here and there is really teasing (for me anyway!) and is guaranteed to get my pussy quivering and eventually wanting some more excitement too. Which leads me on to...

EATING OUT...(and fingering!)

My favourite!! I love giving and receiving oral and 69 and I'm sure a lot of you would agree that receiving oral could probably be your favourite sex act to Indulge in (its mine!) And when done right, yes I get extremely wet as a lot of you know and can totally enjoy climaxing In your face lol!

FOR ME (Yes every woman is different!) I enjoy it really gently as I'm sooo sensitive and tight. I've found all I need is for my clit to be STROKED not RUBBED (there IS a difference!) Rubbing is more pushing and putting weight down through your fingers which I find too much and it can be really irritating. I imagine it to be like if a girl was to grab your cock and start wanking it really hard and fast without sucking it (or getting it wet first somehow!) And I bet this can actually hurt and probably be a real turn off. Same for women. You don't need to be strumming away like I'm a guitar haha and giving your wrist RSI. Just slowly and gently stroke and tease. You may feel like you should be working harder, but you really don't have to lol, I promise!!!

This is absolutely the same with tongues... I don't need to be licked and sucked really hard so as that you give yourself lock jaw lol, just tease me. Go slow, (I do hate rushing haha!). I think most of us will agree that we enjoy a bit of a build up instead of diving right in.

Don't get me wrong. YES this could all be TOTALLY DIFFERENT for another escort BUT the trick here is (IF you are interested in pleasuring her) just ask what she likes or prefers. Some girls want and need it harder and are capable of squirting (wish I could lol!) But then you come a

Wednesday, September 4th 2019

My views on The Sex Industry....(PART 1)

Hi guys!!!! I've had a few of you messaging me asking when this next blog was going to be up... So here it is!! Sorry its took a while, I've just been so busy with my new job.

So I wanted to discuss a variety of things to do with the Sex Industry and a lot of this will include my own experiences with it, what's good about it and what's not so great. I guess with me cutting back on my own Escort work I feel now is the time to do a part memoir and part general discussion about it.

This will be a series of blogs as I've got so much to say with so little time to sit and write them anymore haha!

When I started Escorting back in 2013, I worked for an agency for a year (and became independent in 2014). I went into Escorting because I had read the book 'Confessions of a Working Girl' by Miss S when I was 15 and it had always fascinated me. Miss S (whoever she may be) didn't overly glamorise nor put down her sex work, her books are just honest with all of her ups and downs.

I had moved out on my own age 23 and yes.... I wanted a bit more money to help me comfortably pay my rent and bills and still be able to go shopping lol!

So the agency I worked for insisted on having full on photos shoots with blurred out faces. There was no selfie business or being allowed to show your face. The lady who ran it was adamant that no girl charged extras as 'You should only do it if you really want to do it!' And so this is why now till this day I have never charged anything extra - I only offer what I actually enjoy. Every girl is different but I think by doing it that way, there are no blurred lines to you guys about what I will and will not do.

So it was due to her really that when I went independent that I started off with expensively done photographs as to me, that was the standard escorts had to be at. However I do agree now, that selfies are more real looking and show the lady for what she really looks like. (Unless they've been phototuned which shouldn't be used but some do use it).

I liked that about this particular agency that the standards where set high for both the girls and the customers. However, one thing that did happen to me - Was that I was told that being 5'8 and a size 14, that I should really lose some weight. I was the biggest girl there, but as I was still getting Clients I didn't really see what the problem was? Even now, 6 years on - I'm still a size 14 (a more toned size 14 yes as I hit up the weights 3/4 times a week and due to this I'm a lot stronger and fitter).

Eventually I decided after a year to leave as I knew Independent would probably suit me better and I really didn't believe I had to be a size 6 to be successful. And 5 years later, here I am! And ironically I'd been left from the agency around 6 months when I was contacted by them as they'd seen my profile on here and reviews and all of a sudden... Really wanted me back! Haha, no thank youuuu! K bye huns.

All I can say is that NO ladies, you don't have to be super slim to be a successful escort. Guys like all different kinds of girls, slimmer, bbw, fake boobs, natural boobs, 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s and more. It depends on your level of service and how you carry yourself off.

Leading on from what makes an Escort successful - Is not lying about your age or size. Because there really will be men out there who like you for you. I also don't think its right to mislead anyone from a Customer Service point of view. As you will only get yourself a reputation of being mis-leading and not genuine. And that means we don't earn any money!

Sunday, August 11th 2019

Just a quick catch up!

Hi guys, hope you're all well!! Sorry its been a while since I last wrote a blog, but I have been none stop the past month due to finally starting in my new job yayy!!

As I have mentioned on my profile, yes I AM NOW SEMI RETIRED and YES I AM PHASING OUT my escorting career. And this is me due to starting in a 40hr a week job that I worked very hard to get and will be continuing to work hard as my role requires a lot of concentration. (Ow, my brain hurts booo!)

So just wanted to remind you that, I am now only working 2 days a week. This will probably go to one a week towards the end of the year. Pre bookings are goooooood as they will gurantee you your booking and help me to plan my day.

Its looking unlikely I will be going back to Chester now as the journey and the staying over is just too much for me now. But to my lovely CHESTER gent's, I want to say another huge THANK YOUUUU for all the fun times we had and if you can make it PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COME AND SEE ME in wonderful Sunny Southport!! :D

I am planning a new blog which will be summing up what I think about the escorting industry and will be reffering back to some of my own experiences. I won't be holding back (Ha, when do I ever hold back?) So keep your eyes peeled for that coming soon! ;)

Hope to catch some of you in Southport soon! Dates are up for the rest of August!

Xxx

Tuesday, June 25th 2019

35 Things Modern Women 'Find Offensive...'

The other day a lovely regular of mine sent me a link to an article he thought I may find interesting and said he'd be fascinated to know my answers too haha!! It was written by a favourite journalist of mine called Catriona Harvey Jenner for Cosmopolitan Magazine and had been based on a survey of 2000 women. I was genuinely quite suprised at some of the statements, but in some ways it doesn't suprise me as we are becoming more and more offended as a nation nowadays in my opinion. So I thought I would write the statements with my own thoughts. Here goes...

1. Being sent explicit pictures when you didn't ask for them.

Tbh yes this does annoy me. I've seen a few cocks before and they all look the same generally. Pics of Dicks don't turn me on.

2. Being charged VAT for Sanitary Products.

You get charged VAT on most things so it's not something I'm going to whinge about. Companies have to pay to produce Sanitary Products so its understandable why we should pay for them.

3. The notion that women are bad drivers.

Women are bad drivers and I don't even drive anyway so not particularly bothered by this.

4.Being asked if its your time of the month.

Haven't really been asked this before tbh. But if someone did say that - I would probably just think that they obviously couldn't come up with anything more original and maybe it was all they could think of.

5.Not being paid as much as male colleagues.

Again something I'm yet to experience. If I was to experience this, I simply would not work for that company. If more women made a stance and chose not to work for companies that do this, the companies would have no choice but to up the pay or just keep their workers male.

6. Being approached by someone in a bar just because you're alone.

I wouldn't dream of sitting in a bar alone.

7. Being chatted up on LinkedIn Direct Message.

I've never had LinkedIn but if I did, that would say to me that this person was obviously not to be taken seriously so therefore I would probably string him along and wind him up until he got bored. HOWEVER im sure women chat guys up on LinkedIn sooo im sure its swings and roundabouts.

8. Being told to 'Cheer up as it might never happen'.

Not offerded by this as my Mum taught me to reply with 'It just did!' Lol!

9. Being told to 'calm down'.

I'm rarely ever told to calm down accept unless if its one of my Scouse mates and we're all needing to 'caaaaarm daaaarn'.

10. When someone talks to your breasts rather than your face.

I understand men like boobs and mine are rather big and stand out. It's just nature. Occasionally I may have a glance at a guys package and I've never found any guy to be offended by this.

11. Airbrushed images of women.

There are worse things happening in the world. I think most men and women are all fully aware by now of how the Media works and how it us there to sell fantasies to us. Does not mean we have to buy into them if we don't like them.

12. Being wholf whistled at.

Again there are far more serious things going on. Wholf whisting isn't exactly rape or violence now is it? Men are visual and not quite on the same level as Women emotionally. I quite like being wholf whistled at! ;)

13. Being told your biological clock is ticking.

Children aren't that high up on my lifes 'to do' list. If someone said this to me, I would accept that is just their perception. I'm comfortable enough in my own skin to not be offended by this.

14. Being asked if you plan to get pregnant.

I think it's just nature to assume women want kids. It's what keeps the human race going afterall isn't it? I guess it could be quite a closed minded question, but I don't find it rude or offensive.

15. Tradesmen insisting on talking to your partner over you.

Never experienced this. My Mum and her husband had some new wardrobes fitted 3 months ago and the guys kept calling my Mum rather than her husband so I think that speaks volumes lol!

However it was me in this situation, it would mean I wouldn't have to do any of the hard work haha so yeah not bothered on this one either.

16. Being asked why you don't have children yet.

Hmm it irritates me a little but this one as there is more to life then just having children for some women (and men!)

17. Having your right to choose by male politicians.

There ARE female politicians too, who are sometimes no better or worse than the male ones.

18. Being Mansplained to.

I don't know what this means and I can't be bothered looking it up.

19. Being called 'Love'.

I can't believe anyone would really be offended by this seriously?? I call men and women 'Love' all the time with it being a Scouse thing. And I've been called far worse lmao so you can call me 'Love' anyday!

20. Being 'ghosted' by someone you were dating.

Mehh it's not nice but unfortunately nobody owes us nothing in this world and I have done it myself.

21. People assuming you're not the main breadwinner.

I should NOT be the main breadwinner, that is the MAN'S job!! Fuck modern day feminists.

22. Being bought household appliances for your birthday.

Useful. Thank you! It beats flowers that die and chocolates that fatten me up!

23. Being asked if your breasts are real.

Another lovely compliment! Yes I grew them all myself, no miracle grow required lol!

24. That you shouldn't have long hair over 50.

Hmmm I'm not over 50. Depends really as if my hair was in poor condition at that age I wouldn't keep it long personally.

25. Being told you have childbearing hips.

Yeah that annoys me a bit tbh lol!

26. Being described as a housewife.

I've never been a housewife, so no one has ever called me that. It's not what I want to be but if other women choose that life, good for them. Do what makes you happy.

27. Being told you look good for your age.

WHO ON EARTH WOULD BE OFFENDED BY THIS? I loveee hearing I look good for my age and I hope as I get older, I continue to look good for my age haha!

28. Being left with the wives of your partners at friends at dinner.

Why is that offensive? I don't need my partner to be joined at the hip to me 24/7 wtf?

29.Waiters assuming the healthy meal is for you.

Not really assed what the waiter thinks to be honest, as long as I get what I ordered eventually.

30. Anti-aging adverts.

Nope, show me them all and take my moneyyyy!!!

31. When the bar person assumes you want a pint, not a half pint.
I don't drink pints but have been told I look like I like pints lmao! Nah, pretty Prosecco Cocktails all the way for me!

32. The waiter assuming your male companion is picking up the bill.

Erm. The MALE SHOULD ALWAYS pick up the bill. I would be offended if the waiter thought I WOULD BE THE ONE PAYING LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

33. Being chatted up at the gym mid workout.

Never happened. :/ I wish it would!

34. The assumption you'll change your name after getting married.

Errr that's what you do isn't it?

(LAST QUESTION, THANK GOD...!)

35.The assumption that you look after the family calendar.

I've never know anyone that's had a family calendar. :/

Can't say I was impressed with this article. I think the assumption that every woman is a modern day feminist sucks. I'm a feminist yes, but that does not mean I think I should be able to do everything a man does and nor do I want to as it can seriously affect balance in relationships. Men should be men and still open doors and pay for dinner and women should show up looking pretty and ready to be treated well and taken care of. It does my head in that in this day and age its becoming okay for men to become less manly and for women to be expected to do it all (so having to be feminine but do everything a man does at the same time!) And they wonder why now so many marriages end in divorce? Because no one can work out if they're in the male or female role anymore lol! Dissapointing Cosmopolitan, very Dissapointing.

Saturday, June 1st 2019

Iz it coz I is Scouse??

So the other day I receive a text saying 'Hi just been viewing your AW profile, very nice. Unfortunately I'm in Wigan which doesn't cover your outcall radar and I don't have 5 positive feedbacks'. For anyone to book an Outcall with me, I do state on my profile that the only areas I visit are Southport, Liverpool and Chester and that you must be a member with 5 positive feedback. So he had obviously read my profile. So I wasn't quite sure what he was getting at. I replied 'Lol okay thanks for informing me of this!'

He replies 'Its just the specefics on your profile, it does say fully read everything, so i did'. Now I'm genuinely quite confused as he seems to be stating my own profile back to me. What's he getting at? I zap back 'Well done you lol!' As I don't know what else to say.

I get back 'So no outcalls to Wigan? x' Hahaha oh I get it now. He's just trying to push it. So I reply that he has just answered his own question in his first text I think? But maybe have another read of my profile (incase the information hasn't quite sank in yet). He texts back 'I told you I have. Southport, Liverpool, Chester. im just making a polite discreet enquiry'. Yes polite enough but overall he obviously wants me to go 'Oh no problem! Let me travel 20 odd miles to you when I have no idea who you are because you have no feedback.' No bro, not happnin.

So I get 'Ok can tell yr defo a scouser. As a disabled punter 19 years your senior i can weigh folk up quickly. If you don't want the job at £300 outcall, don't game play just say so.'

OH DEAR. Here we go. Obviously because I'm stating that I have boundaries and telling him he's answered his own questions (so not purposely making him feel daft, as he did that himself) I am no doubt a Scouser.

I found that using the disabled card a bit victim mentality-ish. I personally couldn't care less if you're disabled or not, or older than me or not. I have dated 2 disabled guys in the past - One had lost both of his legs in a serious motorbike crash and the other guy had been born deaf. I do not judge on disability - I judge on how you are to me as a person.

However, disabled or not - That does not mean you can push my boundaries and be disrespectful to me (or any girl). If you're fully compos mentis, that is how I will judge you. And this guy was blatantly 'all there' I would say. And if we're going to state facts and figures and lah de dahhh, well I have been in the industry 6 WHOLE YEARS AND I AM NEARLY 30 YEARS OLD. Woo hoo for me!

So as I told him all that I get told 'My goodness, someone just swallowed an Oxford English Dictionary didn't they lol. I don't need to play cards, im simply putting you inwhats called the picture coz im whats known as 'honest' iv been seeing escorts since...oh well nevermind. £300 was 2hrs + £20 travel. never mind Lois. Superman will take his kryptonite elsewhere lol'.

Well soz aba me bein a Scouser la. Yeah becoz i am a Scouser me ma drillllled into me not to take any shit from any1 and 2 hav sum self respect kid. Oh and even doe i went to the werst skool in the borough at da time bk in 2k6 ya girl still walked away wid an A* in English GCSE. (I actually got 12 GCSE's all A*-C).

I can't help being a Scouser who can spell and isn't that desperate to go and meet someone 20 miles away with no feedback and possibly put my safety at risk is all I'm saying! :)

So guys yes EVERYTHING I say on my profile is correct. That's why profiles need to be fully read and respect shown to any Escort.

Take care, see you soon! Xxx