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Tuesday, April 16th 2024

Unwanted sex machine

I have a sex machine amongst my vast collection of dildos/ vibrators and I am finding it's being rarely used. I mean, it has served me well and been one of my favourite toys but times change and I have moved on to bigger things. I must say, it is very powerful and has made me cum time and time again.

Who else has a sex machine? Who would like a sex machine? Do i sell it? Who would want it? I would love to see it go to a nice new home where it will be cherished and enjoyed.

Let me know your thoughts.

Love Tamzin..

Wednesday, November 8th 2023

Cosy winters are for for steamy group sex..

Do any of you get super horny this time of year? I can't stop thinking about stripping off for wild, steamy, super wet and sloppy sex 24/7. The thought of being in a cosy wooden chalet in the woods romping in front of a fire. The smell, taste and urge is all I can think about. Well, that is what I was dreaming about last night and I woke up super horny yet again. In fact, in my dream there were five men there with me. All of then were taking turns to fuck me hard and deep. I was cumming in my sleep for what felt like hours. Lucky me!!! I need to make this a reality. Life is way too short and we all need to fulfil our deepest desires, wouldn't you agree? I hope you have the best day ever. Feel free to tell me about the dreams you have had recently. I would love to hear about them all. Bye for now, Tamzin. xxxx

Tuesday, October 31st 2023

Happy Halloween

It has been a while since I wrote a blog on here and I am sorry about that. I will be spending a lot more time on here in the coming weeks and months (luckily for you all). There is nothing I love more than hearing about your secret confessions and fantasies.

As many of you know, I have been on here for around 7 years and have spoken to thousands of you. I have been thinking about lots of my first callers recently. Can you remember having a special call with me? I love to reminisce and test my memory, I bet I can surprise you.

I hope you all have a brilliant Halloween, I might have to pop my fishnets on later!!

Love to you all Tamzin. xx

Tuesday, February 15th 2022

Valentine's Day 2022

Hey everyone. I hope I am finding you all well. I also hope everyone is feeling the love this year?

Although it is nice to receive gifts and have all that extravagance I much prefer good bottle of wine, a nice pie and chips (preferred comfort food) and a good hot sex session with lots of sloppy oral. Flowers die!! Oral is for life. The more oral you take part in the better you are, you need to practise regularly. Take my advice!! A woman will never forget a good tongue and she will want to keep that tongue in her life for a very long time. I didn't get my pussy licked yesterday and I am very much in need, can you tell?

Sending lots of hot kisses all over, your way. Have the best day possible.

Love as always Tamzin xxx

Wednesday, October 6th 2021

My friends unfortunate sex injury

I had a message from a long lost fling this morning. It was so lovely to chat after so long, I wished him happy new year and asked him what he had been up to.

He replied to my message with the picture you see on this blog. I instantly burst out laughing. It turns out he met up with a girl from tinder for Netflix and chill and ended up having to call the paramedics after her tongue piercing got stuck deep in his bell end.

They had to use tweezers and a fair bit of tugging to extract the piercing from his cock and the were both left with red faces.

This is just a reminder for you all to have SAFE SEX :)

Wednesday, January 13th 2021

When life throws you lemons......

Hello everyone,

I haven't been online much of late due to some unforeseen circumstances but I am back and ready for you horny guys!!

I must say, I do miss you all so much when I am away and when I get chatting again I truly enjoy your fantasies and confessions, not to mention the extraordinary and wonderful imaginations you have. I get lost in your stories and love to bring them to life..

I will be on and off here for the next few weeks, but if you see I am online please take up the opportunity to have some fun with me because I need cheering up, and you guys tick all the boxes when it comes to putting a cheeky smile back on my face.

Love to you all and when I am not here let me tell you I am always thinking of you..

Lots of love as always.

Tamzin xxxxx

Friday, December 18th 2020

Wishing You All A Merry Christmas

After the year we have all had its about time we had some fun and enjoyed some Christmas cheer! So here's some Christmas love from Tarty!!

I would also so like to thank you all for your continued support over this tough year. I hope I have been able to spread a few smiles across faces and help you take your minds off things for a while.

Just to let you know, I am having a very quiet Christmas and therefore I will be about if anyone wants a festive wanking session.

Sending you lots of love and sloppy kisses (all over) Tamzin

Monday, November 23rd 2020

WINTER IS COMING!!

I love this time of year, seeing the last of the autumn leaves disappear and the frost rearing its head. Winter vibes, wintery walks and lots of cuddly and cosy clothes but you have to keep it sexy underneath. When I get home from an outing i like to put the heating on high and strip off to my sexy undies. Nothing beats the feeling of walking around semi naked or completely starkers!! I like to practice Pilates and yoga and I feel that I preform better and get a deeper stretch when I'm less restricted. Maybe I should pop up some photos of my poses, what do you guys think?

Friday, November 20th 2020

FINDING WAYS THROUGH THIS LOCKDOWN MISERY

I hope it not just me saying this, but this lockdown business is getting me a little agitated and frustrated! I have found myself becoming increasingly snappy and generally not a nice person to be around.

However it's great that I am able to come on here and release some tension, I love this other world of fantasy, story telling and naughty secrets with my favourite guys, its really helping me through this month and I hope I am able to help you too!!

I have been releasing these tensions into new recorded erotica which has been a lot of fun especially being the 'evil semen demon'

If you are looking for an evil mistress then now is the time to get the most evil side of me!!

Tuesday, November 10th 2020

Lockdown muff

I was thinking.... During lockdown is it a good idea to grow out my muff? I cannot remember the last time I has a full bush and I would love to see how my lady garden grows these days. I think I should 'give the bic a break' and embrace my natural vagina. Who likes a big bush? I mean after all, winter is coming and my fluffy friend would help to keep me warm....

However it would just be my bush and I promise to keep it all trimmed and neat :)
I love to keep my pins super smooth and silky and I love the feeling of super silky legs in tights or stockings.

I think I have made up my mind. I am going for a full bush....

Wednesday, April 8th 2020

Making the most of Time!

Its has been a while since my last blog, but with all this time on my hands I couldn't resist reaching out to all you sexy fuckers...I don't know about you but I am using this time to reflect and its lovely to have so much time to think. Today I have been going through photos and uploading them to galleries, these are photos that I have been holding onto for so long. I am loving the feeling of releasing them to you and enabling you to use them for your wanking pleasure.
I am hoping that they will help you if you're bored or just ultra fucking horny (like me)

I am isolating alone which I am pleased about, although it can get lonely at times. It's so lovely to know you are here and we can satisfy each other either by text, IM, or on the phone. I do really feel that this time is helping to bring us dirty fuckers together in very special way. So lets let those imaginations run wild together.

Love and kisses to you all Tamzin xxx

Stay safe, stay indoors, #neverstopwanking

Wednesday, November 6th 2019

DATE NIGHT GONE WILD...

I had a tinder date last night and lets just say that it's going to take me a couple of days to recover!! I have just arrived home after spending the night at his where he completely ruined me.

This guy was very much the professional looking type, he picked me up in his freshly valeted car, he took me for dinner and a romantic walk after, it was totally my idea to go back to his and I am so glad I did!! His house was tidy and very welcoming he had cosy cuddle sofas and soft lighting and smooth radio was playing in the background. I sat down and he went out to the kitchen to get us drinks...

We were getting on really well and conversation was flowing, then he decided to take me for a tour of the house. I was quite impressed by how he'd decorated the place and really admired his attention to detail. there were three bedrooms but for one of them the door was closed. I asked if I could have a look at that room. I looked at him and he gave me a cheeky smile.. I had to open the door!! Behind it was a room in red, it was like a kinky dungeon, there was a sex swing, a massage table with straps, various whips and chains and countless dildos and toys. Lets just say I certainly made the most of that sex swing and i am struggling to walk today, oh and he might just get a second date hehe

Monday, February 25th 2019

DILDO TUG OF WAR

We're having such nice weather for February and I am sure you've all been enjoying this welcome sunshine, I know certainly have!

This morning I flung open my doors and french windows to let the fresh air in and admire the rays. I made a cup of coffee and sat down to read some emails.

One of my neighbours was walking past with her two dogs and today they were rather energetic. They must have seen my doors were open, and before I knew it they had bounded up the steps, and in through the french windows.

I knew they would just have a sniff about and leave so I didn't hurry to shoo them out.

As they left I noticed something in the mouth of one of the dogs. I looked again and realised it was one of my dildos. I ran after it in my pink fluffy slippers and dressing gown. But it was too late. The dogs owner had seen it and so too had the workmen outside.

I managed to grab the dildo in the dogs mouth but would it let go??... Hell no!! He was having a good game! I felt like I was dreaming. I was on the street, outside my house, in full view of everyone, playing tug of war with the neighbours dog and my dildo!!

The ladies face was a picture when I finally retrieved it. I had to hurry back into the house quick as I needed to burst out laughing.. Its a good job I have a sense of humour. I suppose some people would have been mortified.

Happy Monday to you all xx

Wednesday, December 5th 2018

Blow Job In The Bushes

I went out for a meal and drinks with my Aunt and a group of her friends last night. As its nearing Christmas I decided to doll myself up. I put on an off the shoulder black lace dress, tights, high heels and I teamed it with my leopard print faux fur coat and some sexy glittery make up.

We all had a great time, the drinks were flowing and although it was the first time I had met these ladies we got on well. I had a nice big steak and lots of gin cocktails. We laughed and got merry quite late into the evening. I was starting to think about heading off home and leaving them all to it until one of the ladies son's showed up. Fuck me he was fit!! He was tall and very masculine with a nice amount of sexy stubble and his eyes were burning into mine.

I went outside for a cigarette and he followed me out. We chatted for a while and flirted like mad as we smoked. There was some mistletoe in the doorway of the pub and he pulled me under it and snogged my face off. He hands were all over me as his tongue explored my mouth. As I was kissing him all sorts of thoughts were going through my mind. Before I knew it my hands were all over him and his hands were all over my big tits and ass.

We knew there would be cameras in the doorway so he took my hand and led me over to a dark area of the car park. We found a bug bush which we were able to sneak into. The ground was covered in bark and I knelt down, unzipped his jeans and unleashed his rock hard throbbing cock. OMG it was fucking throbbing. I sucked him slowly at first getting faster and taking him deeper and deeper until he came right down my throat. I swallowed every drop, wiped my mouth, re applied my lipstick and headed back into the pub.

I love being the biggest slut at the Christmas party.