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| Wednesday, April 3rd 2024 |
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| Aberdeen |
So I'm booked to come oop norf to Aberdeen next week bag packed and the apartment booked. those who know me know I try to fit tours around life and I was hoping to catch up with my hot Italian friend ( who nearly got me thrown out of my apartment the last time I went up when we had an impromptu karaoke party after drinking far too much vodka and my 1st devil's lettuce in many years ) but he's having to go away to work that week. My favourite Aberdeenshire client is down in Ayrshire as it is the school holidays and I've only had one other decent enquiry I have the option til tomorrow to cancel my apartment and I'm debating doing so and just booking in calls in Kilmarnock instead
but if you in the north east and want to come visit me message today or it might need to wait until summer |
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| Thursday, March 28th 2024 |
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| plains trains and automobiles |
As you see if you look at my profile I'm booking some trips for next month so been looking at different accommodation and travel options as well as trying to make space and time to catch up with some friends along the way
I will admit I had a wee bitty a geek out when I saw Aberdeen has apartments at the Beechgrove Gardens I had a wee thought of entertaining the utter leg-end that is/was Jim MacColl Beach Grove was a must-see tele in my house growing up lol
I amuse myself no end you know |
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| Friday, March 15th 2024 |
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| spring is coming are you ? |
I'm sitting here at my desk sorry to break the fantasy -today is a very boring admin day at Casa Suzi as I'm sure all the workers here will tell you far too much of sex work involves being a laundry assistant ( washing 75000 towels and hand washing very expensive undies ) and being a computer whizz kid answering emails editing adverts and dealing with bookings Today my to-do list is sorting my incalls for next few weeks. I'll be in Kilmarnock Glasgow Aberdeen and Dumfries and planning a trip down south later in the summer if everything goes as planned.
I love that people see the sexy side and think that is all that being a sex worker is .
anyway I love this time of year spring always makes me feel that the possibilities are endless and this spring especially I have so many irons in the fire I'm super excited to share
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| Sunday, December 31st 2023 |
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| happy new years |
Happy New Year Folks
as a wee treat, I've lowered all my subscriptions to just £1
I'll be offline for the rest of today and tomorrow hopefully sober up at some point on the 2nd. ready to start my resolutions and goals and start the year with a bang ...
I'm Scottish this is my big holiday lol I hope you all have the best New Year and 2024 brings you all you could wish for and whoever you kiss when the clock ticks 12 you remember your favorite bbw goddess
aw ra best and lang may yer lum reek x |
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| Friday, December 8th 2023 |
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| Christmas is coming!! |
I am trying to sort my diary for Dec and Jan is like herding cats I'll be in Glasgow on Tues 12 the day time and I think Kilmarnock ( possibly Ayr / Irvine but def Ayrshire 20 21st) and possibly the week between Xmas and New years?
hopefully I'll get time to have some fun with old friends and new
I have posted lots of new xmas content on my gallery and will have more coming soon too and will be camming this week too
this is my favorite time of year I love xmas and know you all love it too x |
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| Saturday, December 2nd 2023 |
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| winter wonderland ` |
wow, that was a nice surprise to wake up covered in white stuff!!
no ya perverts I meant the snow in Ayrshire I dunno minds in the gutter you lot
although being covered in other white stuff is fun too.
I started my advent goodies on my socials yesterday and SC ended up getting deleted this morning so frustrating I shall be posting on here as the month goes on and need to set up a new SC and try behave a little I dunno why my socials keep getting deleted Santa says I'm on the nice list
I also found my new fave Xmas song thanks to Adultwork
If you look up adult work on spotify they have a couple of playlists and the Christmas one has a song called naughty or nice I swear I was killing myself listening to it I might need see if I can get it on karaoke for xmas night out lmao |
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| Monday, November 20th 2023 |
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| Christmas is coming!! |
I think after the last few years we all look for any bright spot, don't we? This year I think the festive season will be all the sweeter. I had a lovely incall this week and had a fabulous photo shoot that I'll be turning into an advent calendar for my socials but of course, I thought you guys here deserve a wee sneak peek what do you think am I on the naughty or nice list this year?
i cant wait to get more pictures taken and of course more meets and fun with you all xxxx |
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| Saturday, November 4th 2023 |
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| national sex toy day !! |
omg, where has this year gone? It's November and cold here in Ayrshire good for lots of erect nipples pix but I'll be honest I know it's not sexy to admit but my electric throw is my new favourite thing lol
I've been doing a bit of admin here and uploaded some new pix Today is national sex toy day and tonight I'm going to get my bag of tricks will be taking lots of pix I can't get onto cam because because my laptop is misbehaving but I might film some videos on my phone and let you guys see.
I also updated my wishlist so if you want to buy me a Xmas pressie you know where to look
now the not-so-fun news the cost of living is biting us all I know but I think I'm going to need to update my prices in January I've not increased my rates since 2020 and I think 2024 might need to be the time hope you all well and keeping toasty xx
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| Friday, August 4th 2023 |
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| summer time and the living is easy .... |
Europe has a heat wave and we are rained on and cold what the hell is happening with our summer ?!?!
shouldn't complain too much a fat pale Scottish person I turn lobster red in the sun. I still laugh that I made one client a little too comfortable the 1st summer I escorted, as we were having a post-coital cuddle he started peeling a bit of sunburn on my shoulder!! i did suggest I add it as an ' extra '
as some of you know I've had real trouble with a trapped nerve in my neck so next week I've finally bit the bullet and have the chiropractor so hopefully a few sessions ill be back on form |
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| Friday, July 14th 2023 |
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| Life keeps lifing |
i don't always complain here well not too much but I suffer from a chronic pain condition I try not to let it affect me too much but ill be honest these last few weeks have been kicking my ass between when it's too hot I'm shattered and then the rain n changes affecting my joints I've really not been feeling myself.
But this is why I do Sex work not just coz I'm a bit of a nympho and love sex but there's no other job that when I have days like this I can just stay under my duvet.
Yesterday I saw 1 client one of my favourite regulars after he left I walked the dog went for a 'nap' and slept for 4 hours after feeding and walking the dog again for another nap n woke up at 9 pm I had planned to go to Glasgow but since I had no clients confirmed and I didn't fancy paying to nap in a hotel bed I've stayed at home and edited some pix n stuff on my laptop
hopefully, things will improve and ill get my vibe back before I head up to Aberdeen in August and all my Glasgow honeys ill be up next Thurs Fri xx
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| Thursday, June 29th 2023 |
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| enjoying the summer |
as most of you know my wee corner of the world is hardly known for good weather but we have certainly had a ' flaming June' this year I know all my Americans will scoff at me saying 30 degrees is too hot ... but that's 86 f n we don't have air con n we all spend most of our money trying to insulate against the cold drafts and raining winter also being a beautiful pale Celt I resemble one of those lizards ... I turn red flake and then back to pale so I've spent most of the last few weeks in factor 50 under a tree reading lol
I have however done a few bikini and hot tub shots ill be posting in the next couple of days but thought id give you a wee sneak peek enjoy
speak soon
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| Tuesday, March 14th 2023 |
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| wisdom From Benjamin Franklin :-p |
“In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Because the Sin is less. The debauching of a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her Life unhappy.
Because the Compunction is less. Having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!”
― Benjamin Franklin
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| Tuesday, February 7th 2023 |
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| im BACK !!! |
| well, what a faff its been not AW's fault blame Covid and strikes n god to know what else I moved house needed to change my ID then needed to verify here with no ID and ... well it has been a slog but I'm back and hopefully get back to meeting camming and chatting with you lovely folks soon those who met me know I'm 100% real and I thank you for keeping me going with all the madness of last few years I appreciate you more than I can say and the Friends ive made in Sexwork land who send me messages texts and make me laugh every day best fooking bunch around <3 |
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| Wednesday, July 7th 2021 |
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| Sunny July |
This weather is great, isn't it? I love the summer. Not just coz I enjoy getting my body out in the skimpiest clothes I can but I just always feel happier and more calm in the warm weather.
Though I was chatting on Snap earlier to a guy in Oz who complaining that he freezing .... at 13c I told him in Scotland that's 'taps aff ' weather lol
I'm still feeling Miffed that we got knocked out of the Euros so early buy such is the life of a Scotland fan we just here for the party eh?
It's great being able to get back to work slowly. I'm mostly seeing my old regulars so I've I've seen you before hit me up n lets catch up xx |
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