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Wednesday, July 26th 2023

Cats and Cars don't mix!

Like many of you out there, I adore pussy. The cat variety of course! Why, what did you think I meant? I love them so much that I often take them on holiday with me. So last weekend I drove to Wales. Given that I keep failing my driving test you would think I’m a nervous driver, but I’m not. I love driving. Country roads, large roundabouts, ring roads, they don’t phase me. But put an examiner next to me and I feel like my brain disappears. I just don’t like being assessed. I don’t like someone next to me sighing and making notes. I have the urge to stop the car and put them over my knee for a good spanking. I hate another person, particularly a man having control and dominance over me.

What also doesn’t help is that it is impossible for me to get a test in my local area. Due to Covid and possibly the fact the examiners earn bugger all, there are not enough examiners for the massive backlog of would-be drivers. So I keep driving around Britain and taking tests on roads I am not familiar with. Which brings me to Wales, where my next test will be in September.

So I was happily driving at 60 on an A road and during a routine glance in my mirror I was surprised to see my black cat sitting in the back window. She had escaped! Give me a man and some rope and I can tie him so securely that he can’t move a muscle but my tiny cat had managed to outwit me and the zip on her case. Which was bad enough but then she proceeded to walk around the car, jumping on the other cat carrier which caused much hissing from her captured feline companion and then finally jumped onto my knee for a stroke before attempting to jump down and explore the footwell.

Very dangerous.

I might never pass my test but at least when the pressure is on I know I am a good driver. But I might put the little shit in the boot next time.

Wednesday, June 21st 2023

Good gardening slaves get rewarded. Bad ones get.

I gave my slave very strict orders to clear all the weeds in my garden apart from the nettles.

But he got so carried away, so intent was he on doing a good job for Mistress that he took my beautiful long nettles! Or so he said. Personally I think he knew what I was saving them for and didn’t fancy it.

So whilst I was enjoying an ice cold dry white wine, I sent him off to find one nettle. He was to pick it and bring it back to me, strip completely naked and then kneel before me…

There is a lesson here. Do what your Mistress commands!

Thursday, November 3rd 2022

A Fun Month

Well this month (and by this month I mean October as I am absolutely not accepting that it is November yet!) I have had a few really fun and different sessions. Some pictures of what I am wearing during sessions I have published in my private Gallery. The pictures of the slaves you will have to imagine I am afraid. Some of my activities are a little severe and the bruises too brutal! But I find that so many boys are in need of a good spanking...wouldn't you agree? Just ten minutes ago I opened an enquiry email from a prospective sub who was polite with wonderful grammar. But then it all went wrong when he requested eating a chocolate bar out of my ass! Boys, you know that it is you lot that have things inserted in the ass...not Mistresses!

Bye for now boys.

Elizabeth x