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Wednesday, March 4th 2015

MissLusciousLorna ~ Are they or aren't they.....??

Hi All

Thank goodness the Winter is almost over and there are little signs of spring being on it's way.........I'd better not speak too soon though!!

Despite already saying on my profile that I have natural boobs and no implants whatsoever I have been asked a couple of times recently if I have had a boob job. I am thinking this is mainly due to my most recent picture which makes them look quite spectacular........if I say so myself

Not that they aren't spectacular (well why not compliment yourself now and again) but let me assure you they are 100% all me. I certainly wouldn't want to put my lovely boobs into the hands of someone with a scalpel no matter how skilled they claimed to be!!

Lorna x

Tuesday, January 27th 2015

MissLusciousLorna ~ Jiggling and Giggling!

Hi All

I consider myself very lucky to be able to have amazing times with such cracking gentlemen and although I enjoy sex to be sensual, erotic and passionate I also think it should be fun

What's wrong with injecting a bit of humour now and again? I never take myself too seriously and love a laugh now and again.

I was, however, a little surprised recently when a very nice man began to giggle out of the blue. I was sitting on top cowgirl style giving it yee haw when the giggling began, I looked at him worrying that I was doing something wrong.
When he saw my face he reassured me that he was thoroughly enjoying himself and especially at the sight of my boobs jiggling away as I bounced! Well........that just encouraged me to bounce all the more and we both giggled so much at my boobs dancing away merrily

Here's to many more bouncing, jiggling, giggling and Yee Haw moments in the future!

Lorna x

Monday, December 1st 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~ Oh well....here we go again!

Hi All

Well who would believe that December is here once more, think I must have fallen asleep and missed a few months!!

This year has been a blast though, so much fun (kinky and the normal kind

) and there's still lots more to come.
I have spoken before about how much fun I have with roleplay and you lovely guys have certainly not let me down. I've had the opportunity of playing out lots more fantasies. I always try to stay in character for as long as possible so as to make it as enjoyable as possible but recently I was almost on the floor laughing at how much fun we were having. Thankfully I managed to compose myself......for a little while anyway

So it's time for me to start my last minute Christmas shopping once more. No matter how much I promise myself to start early it just doesn't happen so I'll be pounding the streets once more in a frazzled panic, laden down with bags desperate for the moment I can be home with a nice mug of tea......or a very large brandy, whichever is closest to hand!!

At least it's not........oops, I almost said a bad word there ha ha

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Thursday, October 23rd 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~ The Princess and the Pea

Hi All

I can't believe how fast the year is going by.......almost the end of October already! It'll soon be time for me to my last minute run around the mad shops trying to finish Christmas shopping in a panic as always ha ha!

I recently purchased a new mattress and quilt and my god but how high is that bed now?!! It reminds me of the story The Princess and the Pea where she slept on high pile of mattresses up to the ceiling (it's not quite that high mind you lol)
I almost did the splits attempting to step off it the other day!

I'll no doubt get used to it soon and it is far more comfortable now with no weird squeaks when bouncing around on it

I'll just need to be careful not to fall off it!!

My face (or rather the lack of it on here) seems to be a problem for some. Thankfully it's not an issue for most of the gorgeous guys who visit me and, believe me, you won't be disappointed when you arrive. There really is nowhere safe on here to have any of these pictures and as I am very safety concious that makes it impossible for me

However, it also means that I won't text or e-mail any to anyone so please don't ask.

Well seeing as it's cold, miserable and wet outside there is nothing for it but to be indoors where it's cosy, warm and very very wet

Lorna x

Thursday, September 11th 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~ Indulging in Fantasy

Hi All

I've been having the opportunity recently to act out some fantastic roleplays, there's nothing like losing yourself in a bit of fantasy for a while and having great fun while doing

I don't think I have a favourite but enjoy them all, anything from being the pissed off Boss to the dopey Secretary to the bored housewife who seduces any workman who puts one foot through her door! It's all great fun and I'm always wondering what the next one will be to spark my imagination!

I've been loving being in Glasgow and the flat I am in is fantastic but sometimes I can't quite get the days to suit me so I've been considering looking for somewhere central and discrete to use alongside where I am at present. If anyone can help me out I would love to hear from you.

Well I'd better get myself moving and get the day started, hope you all have a good one and I look forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Wednesday, September 3rd 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~ Girls and Chocolate!!

Hi All

Well summer is almost over and it's been amazing!!

I feel as though the last few months have been a whirlwind, there has been so much going on and the city has been a buzz! In amongst everything going on I managed to squeeze in a holiday as well as a couple of little trips to Aberdeen which are always a blast.

I also had another of those amazing fun afternoons with a great client and all three of us girls. There were legs and arms akimbo.....not to mention other body parts!

Lots of chocolate was also involved which culminated in a lovely sticky sweetness.........you can never go wrong with a bit of chocolate and 3 girls ha ha

I have surprised myself in managing to not do anything silly or publicly embarrass myself for a wee while now.......oh no, wait a minute! There was an incident with rain on slippy paving stones in which my bottom kissed the ground. Ah well, we can't be perfect all the time........or in my case ever!!

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Wednesday, July 2nd 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~ Mother is always right!!

Hi all

I hope you are all having a good summer so far and that life is good.
Life for me has been very good despite some sad news which just makes me count my blessings and appreciate what I have more than ever.

I seem to have the need to share my embarrassing moments on here but then we are all human afterall and I'm sure there are very few of us who have never had the occasional moment they'd like to forget.

My most recent was while travelling on the Underground, the book I was reading reached a very sad moment and I felt a couple of tears welling up in my eyes. A couple of blinks and a few sniffs later I thought I had it all under control Then, however, the overwhelming scent of make up and perfume from two nearby women (you know the type, works on Boots make up counter and face thickly plastered in the stuff) became too much for my poor nose and it began to run even more.
I rummaged my bag for a tissue but none could be found and by this stage some serious heavy sniffing could not do anything to control the constant stream that was going on!

Just at that moment I was acutely aware the aforementioned women had stopped talking and were staring my way!

I must have been looking a bit messy by this time and I desperately rummaged once more in my bag for any signs of something which remotely resembled a tissue but there were none and it might have been even messier if I had pulled out an old letter to give it a quick swipe!

Thankfully my stop was next, cue me running from the Underground to the nearby coffee shop to grab a napkin and finally dry my poor nose!!

The moral of my story is to remember that your dear mother was always right and to remember to put a hanky in your pocket before you leave the house

So I'm off to put a whole wad of them in my handbag...trouser pocket.....jacket pocket........ha ha!!

Lorna x

Friday, June 20th 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~ A bit of gardening Madam?

Hi all

Wow what lovely weather we are having just now, I hope you're all managing to enjoy it whilst it's here

I do love a good imagination and a gentleman who phoned me recently certainly had that! He asked if I had a garden as he was a gardener, I think he was looking to do some gardening for me in return for payment in kind......you know the type of scenario of the bored housewife watching the gardener working away building up a sweat.
I don't indulge in trade off's but regardless of that I had to explain to him I don't have a garden to which I was asked if my bush needed trimming!!

This made me smile so much and I had to tell him I certainly don't have a bush either ha ha
I'm still smiling when I think about it

Unfortunately not all phone calls make me smile.........politeness and remembering manners works wonders!

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Tuesday, June 17th 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~~ My Naughty Side plus Flowers!

Hi all

Once again there's been loads going on and life is still very good.

A wee trip up to Aberdeen recently was great fun as always, Savannah and I talk and laugh right from the word go until we get back (except when she has a wee nap in the car and leaves me gabbing to myself!!

)
I'll no doubt get a row from her for saying that

lol

The other day we had a very fun duo booking with a fantastic client who very kindly brought us both beautiful flowers. Well.....I have been known to be a bit on the kinky side with a wicked sense of humour and I couldn't resist being a little naughty. I wonder if you can guess what I managed to get up to with a bunch of flowers that was cause for lots of pictures to be taken?!!

You can have a nosey though to see if you have guessed right.
The client said he'll never be able to look at a vase of flowers again without smiling ha ha

I hope you are all managing to get out in the sun and enjoy yourself but don't forget the sunscreen!!

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Wednesday, May 21st 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~ Great times and some girly fun

Hi All

There are many reasons why I enjoy doing what I do and one of them is the lovely variety of people I meet.

On one of my recent trips to the city centre I had a lovely couple visit me, she was looking to have her first bi experience and boy was it soooo much fun!!

Like most of us when we've pondered whether we should fulfil our fantasies or not she was left wondering why she had left it for so long!
The moral of that story is to just go for it, you never know.......you may just enjoy it

Another of the many fantastic people I see was a gent who was visiting from down south for a few days. He enjoyed himself so much he came to visit every day he was here! We managed to have quite a few laughs, some rather intelligent conversations along with copious amounts of good clean dirty fun ha ha

Hope you're all having as much fun as I am

Lorna x

Tuesday, May 6th 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~~ Excuse me but what?!!

Hi All

Hope you all had a great weekend, mine was a lovely combination of relaxing and socialising.......what more could you ask for?

I am in no way ageist in any form but there comes a time when you have to put your foot down and say NO!!
This happened recently when following a phone call I received a text from the same guy saying 'Oh.....I'm 17, is that ok?' Well I'm sorry but that certainly isn't ok so I had to text back and turn him down saying that indeed it was a problem.

Now credit to him for being honest, he could have just turned up without saying a word but I would have noticed, I am very careful when it comes to this and it wouldn't have been the first time I have asked for ID as proof of age. He wouldn't have made it past the front door.

Unfortunately the barrage of texts followed begging and pleading which I have to admit to not replying to, I had already given my answer and no amount of badgering was going to change that. Then came the text saying 'What if I were 18?'

Excuse me?!!! How am I supposed to forget he had already told me his age and pretend he was older? Ha ha

I hope you all have a great day and I look forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Tuesday, April 15th 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~~ Prince Charming.....Really?!!

Hi All

Well. what a busy busy couple of weeks I had there! Thankfully things have calmed down again and normality returns.........only problem is that normality doesn't seem to be a constant part of my life and I have no doubt that chaos will reign again very soon!!

I received an e-mail recently which had me stunned!! I was speechless (which doesn't often happen) and, as I read it over and over again, I couldn't help thinking of how it was so very wrong on so many different levels!!

This is the message exactly as I received it.......

Hi
If I offered to be your boyfriend and get you out of this job,
Would you accept?
I am willing to pay your bills!
Thanks

Now.....where to start? Well, firstly I guess I should make it very loud and clear that I am not here doing what I do because I have no other choice........far from it in fact! I have a 'day job' which keeps me as busy as I want to be with it but I could be busier if I so wished. I am an intelligent, educated woman who is very much in control of her own life. Truth be told (and I think there are many lovely gents out there who would verify this) is that I really do enjoy myself. I have so much fun, I meet so many lovely, interesting and funny people and I truly have a blast!
I'm not looking for Prince Charming or a Knight in shining armour to come save me......well ok, perhaps when it comes to little car problems or trying to stop electrocuting myself with faulty heaters then the occasional Knight does come in rather handy

Next on the list is...perhaps I'm not single? I'm not going to say whether I am or not but for all he knows I could be happily married, living with someone or merely already have a boyfriend! Which leads me to the final point......why on earth would I be willing to have a complete stranger as my boyfriend?!!! This is the first time I have heard from this person, have never met him and yet here he is offering himself to me and his money! Perhaps I should message back and say 'Oh yes please!' then show him the bills I pay each month......lets see how long he would hang around for then! Ha ha!!

I think he needs to realise that there are many many woman who are just like myself and not in any need of rescue thank you very much! Mind you, the majority of folk who think this way are influenced by media etc (who seem to take pleasure in portraying this lifestyle in a very derogatory light) and have never really spent any time finding out exactly how things are or what goes on in reality.

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Friday, April 4th 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~~ Compliments, fun and a T.V.?!

Hi All

I've been meaning to write on here for a while but things get so hectic at times.......in a good way though

Savannah and I have been having even more fun recently between Aberdeen and Glasgow, so many great times and laughs are had. Recently we had a very grateful gentleman comment that the only thing that would have made the experience better was if Sky Sports was on at the same time!!!

We decided to take that as a compliment ha ha We did wonder though if any more of you gorgeous men thought the same too? So we decided to ask another lovely gent his opinion but he was dead against it.....to be truthful he was rather otherwise occupied most of the time anyway

We took great pleasure recently in tying up a really lovely guy then teasing him by having fun with each other and all he could do was watch. The look on his face was priceless and the begging and pleading just made us do it all the more! He did enjoy it all very much and we untied him........eventually

He also brought us both some wine so we had to make sure we thanked him properly by making sure his ass resembled the colour of beetroot by the time he was leaving ha ha

On the odd occasion we do get quite carried away with the having fun thing and heels can be dangerous things........the bruise on my thigh is testament to that!

lol

I was having a very nice chat with a gay man recently upon which he said I looked lovely........that's a huge compliment in my books. I was struggling to get out of the door when it came time to leave though what with the size my head had grown to

I do hope you're all having as much fun as I am and look forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x

Thursday, March 6th 2014

MissLusciousLorna ~~ Not Again?!!

Hi All

I sometimes think I have far more than my own fair share of embarrassing moments!!

I love my little jaunts into the city centre and always have lots of fun but the downside is that I have to carry my bits and bobs each time I'm there. It's not a huge deal for me, just a bit of humphing back and forwards. This morning as I was heading in I stopped to pick up a coffee and was suddenly aware of a buzzing noise somewhere, I stopped and had a look around wondering where it was coming from until I realised it was my bag!! I then proceeded to nonchalantly pretend there nothing untoward wrong in the hope that no one else nearby was able to figure out where it was coming from and what exactly it might be.
Of course my fantastic new vibrating strap on had decided to come to life..........it must have been getting in practise for the day ahead ha ha

It's not the first time this has happened to me, in fact I once put my bag on a hotel reception desk to then realise it was merrily buzzing away!! Perhaps I should take out the batteries before I carry them outside........mind you that sounds far too sensible a thing for me to do

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon.

Lorna x